Massage Parlor Reports

[ChaoticRandom]

Visited Sandra here a couple months ago.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/133906

The ad is different now, however the pics that claimed to be Sandra are still there. They did ad new pics of a new girl Lena, which is good since I would not repeat w Sandra.

The space was interesting. Looked like a retail space turned loft apartment turned massage parlor, with "walls" built to create seperate rooms. Table looked old but was covered with a sheet.

Sandra was welcoming and pleasant and had very nice hands during the rub. Tease from the back was great. The body to body however was kind of forced and akward. It was also a. 40 upgrade, on top of the $. 60 door fee, that was not mentioned on the site.

Though not unpleasant at first to have some nice Ds in your face, there was not a lot of creativity or varity and it seemed pretty mechanical before long.

Looks wise she was cute and curvy witha bit of a belly. Touching allowed bit no further extras on the menu for me.

L1 finish was not great. She used a latex glove which negatively impacted things began kond of fast and rough pulling on the boys and shaft at the same time. Had to direct her away from that particular technique.

The weirdest and most distracing parts though was she did not get conpletely nude. She kept one of her pant legs on the whole time and kept pausing to pull up that leg when it slipped down.

Would not repeat w sandra but maybe w the new pictured girl lena assuming it is her in the pics.

Cheers.

CR.

[TJGeek]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/44642

www.chicagorelaxation.com

Goes by name of Brooklyn, hosts in 4 star Mag Mile hotel. Incredibly easy set up, pictures are accurate. Very hot, womanly body.

Zero massage skills, business-like, mechanical and disinterested. Pop and out - 20 min session for an hour fee. =$. 6, "upgrade" +$. 8 - didn't go for it.

Would not repeat.

I meet her a few years ago and had FS with a similar experience. Nice looking but not really into it.

[Scraggy]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/44642

www.chicagorelaxation.com

Goes by name of Brooklyn, hosts in 4 star Mag Mile hotel. Incredibly easy set up, pictures are accurate. Very hot, womanly body.

Zero massage skills, business-like, mechanical and disinterested. Pop and out - 20 min session for an hour fee. =$. 6, "upgrade" +$. 8 - didn't go for it.

Would not repeat.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Hey Chicago mongers! Nice to be back in my old stomping grounds and my have things changed. Can anyone provide insight on some of my old favorites on Canel? Unwind, Moon Spa. On Archer? Ruby, Xindy? Any other recommendations between Chinatown up to North Ave and West to Cicero? Prefer L3 but even a good legit massage will satisfy. I'll try to charm my way up the Ls.

[Ratherbshootin]

Since my go to place by Harlem is gone been using their sister location by Austin. Typical of the places scattered across the NW side average massage by middle aged masseuse. Shorted 10 minutes on the hour but got a decent massage and very nice L1 service wanted L2 but claimed her bad teeth hurt her. Do believe L3 was available. Paid 60 extra and she did lose her top typical nice nipples. I use this place as a place when I need some cheap relief.

[Chicago Rocks]

I wouldn't return to this place. See post #20561 . I can't believe they are still open.

Stay Safe,

CR.

I tried calling twice without an answer. I tried to open the door too and it was locked. It didn't look closed down though. Strange.

[ThatGuy23]

Visiting from out of town. Looks like there are lots of options, but I will be without a car. Any recommendations near River North? L1 is fine if girl is attractive. Mutual touch preferred. Also looking at agencies. Seems you guys have quite a few here in Chicago. Thanks!

[Starks]

Sorry, I have been out of town.

Gave out her number to 5 guys last week. One guy saw her yesterday. One guy had to reschedule. One guy is not intetested anymore. The last 2 guys are not able to see her in the near future.

I just gave out her number to the next 5 guys. Please be patient. I will get to the rest of you guys once she is more comfortable.

GreatGatsby, please clear your inbox. Can't reply back to you.

Do you have a picture of her?

[Walker333]

I left happy, did not inquire on menu, massage cost was as advertised on her site. No identification beyond a short phone conversation.

Thank You. Stay safe Man.

[HomeSlice]

Can you please provide some details. Did you leave happy? What was on the menu? What was the damage? Did she require any identification? Thank You.

I left happy, did not inquire on menu, massage cost was as advertised on her site. No identification beyond a short phone conversation.

[JohnKMetha]

I'm in the Chicago area for a couple of months on a work assignment and was wondering if you all have an recommendations for indie massage providers that include BBJ in there service in the Wicker Park / Bucktown and / or West Loop areas. I greatly appreciate your help on this.

[BostonNinja]

I've seen her before and not too impressed. Pics on site are definitely not her. Yea she's a youngish pale blonde, but nothing great. I did a HH and I never went back. Much better out there. She didn't like the DATO w her hairy Bush and all.

Agree completely with Machine7655.

[BostonNinja]

Hey guys,

I did a quick forum search for Nuru but was just wondering who the best provider is for it. Something authentic, not an inflatable mattress with baby lotion.

All help is appreciated.

The only authentic and amazing Nuru experience I ever had in the Chicago area was with "Sofy" of Chicago Body Rubs. She left a while back according to the other girls there. She was 4'10" ish, tight spinner body. Did the full on body to body sliding with legit nuru gel (not generic lotion). She also was very sensual with pressing up against you, breathing in your ear, teasing your neck with kisses. Probably one of the steamiest Nuru sessions ever. My only regret was I only saw her once. Most of the other girls there on the same website (though advertised as an option) never offer it as an option. If any member has any idea where "sofy" ended up. Please let me know. Otherwise, have not found anyone who does anything near that. Too many ads that claim it, but ends up being someone rubbing lotion on you, and laying on top of you for a little. Let me know if you have better luck or intel.

[BostonNinja]

So I'm totally new here and also new to this massage thing. I went to see Heidi at Body Rubs Chicago and man she's so hot. She's also got a great body with a little Bush down there. I had a 30. Min full nude session and it was really fun. Wish she offered extra sheriff's l service.

Standard 30? Or was mutual touch offered. Saw Heidi before, agree, very nice to look at, petite build. Nothing like the model, toned pic (none of the pics match for CBR) Was friendly, warm, not rushed. But, was nothing memorable. Had better luck with the other girls at The Bucktown location that were more sensual and played up the sensual aspect of a massage. Just wanted to see if my experience maybe was an off day for her.

[BostonNinja]

I texted the "chicago" number on the website last week to try and set up my first appointment with this outfit, but never heard anything back.

Is this a secret to getting an appointment with this group? There is no mention of any screening protocol on their website. Would appreciate any help.

Thanks!

Just have to try again. Sometimes you get a quick response, other days it could be like your message went into the abyss. Try again, should get a reply. Happy hunting.