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04-16-19 20:40 #20930
Posts: 1486Overpaying
Originally Posted by WenRegnom88 [View Original Post]
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04-16-19 17:53 #20929
Posts: 14Downtown massage?
Hi all! I'll be traveling to Chicago next week and I'm staying downtown. I won't have a lot of time to sneak away so I was wondering if there are any decent spots downtown. Anything from L1 to full service. Thanks for the help!
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04-16-19 17:48 #20928
Posts: 68Originally Posted by Heathwood [View Original Post]
Thanks.
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04-16-19 16:20 #20927
Posts: 1392$170 for L1
Originally Posted by WenRegnom88 [View Original Post]
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04-16-19 13:09 #20926
Posts: 153MP far south
Successful trip out south. Cute masseuse. Nice massage. Even the mamasan was attractive.
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04-16-19 12:48 #20925
Posts: 91It's not new
Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]
It's the same owner as Lotus Spa on Irving Park so they may rotate staff so LuLu May be your mt if it's the same as Irving Park full menu available with older mt.
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04-15-19 21:56 #20924
Posts: 545Are you telling us this to make us feel bad?
Originally Posted by WenRegnom88 [View Original Post]
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04-15-19 18:38 #20923
Posts: 57Sarah Oki Doki
After reading all these reports on Sarah I decided to go check her out. I always wait till Monday because it's usually the slowest day and I don't have to be like the 19th guy in line. I'm not a big fan of massage parlors anymore because I always feel like I'm committing a crime when I go into these places and especially at okie dokie and ozone where they lock the door so your hoping and praying that someone is right there to let you in before all these people on the busy street see you standing in front of a massage parlour in the middle of the day. Anyway, once I got in, I was right and the place was completely empty and it was only the mamasan, Sarah and one other girl. I went to the restroom beforehand so I could take a quick leak. As I am about to take a piss I noticed there are bunch of floaties in the toilet and I nearly hurled. I didn't think any dude would possibly be brave enough to take a dump in a massage parlor so I had to assume it was one of the three women working. I had my mindset I was only going to get a hand job at that point. When Sarah started the massage, I actually thought it was pretty good or at least better than the ones I'm used to where the girl will just give like five slaps on the back and ass and tell me to turn over and ask me what I want. Once it was time to turn over, I am ready to just tell her that I just want a hand job as I still couldn't get the thought of those floaties out of my head, but before I do she says 160 and you get everything. I've been so used to paying 400 to 500 lately that 160 sounded too good to pass up. I figured for 160, it was worth playing the odds that the floaties didn't belong to her but I was as limp as a dick could possibly be. But as soon as she started sucking away, my dick rose from the dead and became rock hard. The girl was sucking like she was pissed off at my little guy. After a few minutes she puts the rubber on and I start pumping away. As I am pumping, I notice that during this whole time that I never heard that annoying dog barking at all next door. I took a quick break from pumping and I asked her if someone finally shot that dog as a joke. Girl had no idea what I said because she replies. 'that sounds good honey. " I just nod as if she knew what I was saying and once we finished up, she hands me the condom and asks me to take it with me. I thought I'd seen it all.
Overall, Sarah is a cute girl and for that price, you really can't lose. $240 plus I threw in another $40 tip for giving me back my used condom. LOL. It's probably sitting somewhere on Chicago Ave as I'm writing this review.
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04-15-19 12:36 #20922
Posts: 101Oki Doki.
Well I dreamt I went to Oki and I think I had Sarah? She was a pretty cute light skinned gal with a pretty decent bod. I'm guessing she's in her 30's. Massage was mediocre mostly rubbing. I threw a $100 at her from the beginning hoping for a BBBJ but I only got a topless L1. There was an older woman. Maybe who ran the place but she was pretty hot too. Feel free to share any input! Don't know if I'd go back. $170 for level 1 after hitting up NG makes me feel leaving empty handed LOL.
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04-15-19 09:53 #20921
Posts: 582New place
Saw a new place. There reviews on it on RM but I can't read it. Anybody here try them yet?
https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...a/7814556.html
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04-14-19 22:10 #20920
Posts: 203Originally Posted by MrLoudMonger [View Original Post]
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04-14-19 15:51 #20919
Posts: 203Originally Posted by FngrBngr [View Original Post]
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04-14-19 14:53 #20918
Posts: 253Proper etiquette
Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]
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04-13-19 22:09 #20917
Posts: 132Play the face
Originally Posted by Producer79 [View Original Post]
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04-13-19 20:56 #20916
Posts: 71MasajNow
Originally Posted by PaulAllen22 [View Original Post]
The girls are indeed gorgeous. It's a unique and relaxing experience. Depending on who you get, tips can work wonders. YMMV.