Massage Parlor Reports

**TonyDe** · 05-06-19 22:33

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

Once in a while I go to Chinatown to eat and I go to this medical clinic to get a HJ. I am tired of going to the medical clinic for a HJ because the woman is way too serious and she thinks that she is a real doctor and that her HJ is somehow healing me, from what condition I have no clue. I saw this ad and was wondering if anyone had taken the plunge? Is she serious about NO extras? https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...e/7974783.html Was hoping that somebody might have some intel on her. Thanks, SaintChuck.

Check out #20871 in this thread and my reply#20879. I sort of got the feeling Lucy may be YMMV, but she was good with me. The bait and switch stopped me from ever trying again. Again, this was about year and a half ago. No idea what's offered now. BTW, I'm sort of curios about the HJ clinic. I know I've got a condition it might cure.

**DWill** · 05-06-19 21:59

Originally Posted by VRooomBada [View Original Post]

If you're new to Chicago or AMPs in a large city in general, do not go to Ozone for your first experience. You will get ripped off unless you're comfortable negotiating and / or walking out on demands for out of this world tipping. If you just want to nut and get your feet wet, and don't mind an older lady, go to Relax on Cermak or something else tried and true LOL.

I would suggest ozone in a heartbeat. First call ahead ask is Gina working and go in with her. I can promise you it will be the best experience you ever had ever. She is unreal sexy and the thickest Asian girl I've ever fucked. She's one of the best period that I've ever fucked. And negotiations are always part of the deal and it's always been reasonable in my opinion.

My three cents.

Dwill.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 05-06-19 21:11

HJs do heal my two blue balls! I'd this the place on Wentworth across from the Evergreen Restaurant?

Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]

Once in a while I go to Chinatown to eat and I go to this medical clinic to get a HJ. I am tired of going to the medical clinic for a HJ because the woman is way too serious and she thinks that she is a real doctor and that her HJ is somehow healing me, from what condition I have no clue. I saw this ad and was wondering if anyone had taken the plunge? Is she serious about NO extras? https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...e/7974783.html Was hoping that somebody might have some intel on her. Thanks, SaintChuck.

**SaintChuck** · 05-06-19 19:33

Once in a while I go to Chinatown to eat and I go to this medical clinic to get a HJ. I am tired of going to the medical clinic for a HJ because the woman is way too serious and she thinks that she is a real doctor and that her HJ is somehow healing me, from what condition I have no clue. I saw this ad and was wondering if anyone had taken the plunge? Is she serious about NO extras? https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...e/7974783.html Was hoping that somebody might have some intel on her. Thanks, SaintChuck.

**VRooomBada** · 05-06-19 17:57

Originally Posted by JoeCraven [View Original Post]

Hey guys, just found this site! I'm new to the Chicago area, just moved up from a mid-sized town in Arkansas. Well, tiny compared to Chicago. Based on what I've read in this forum the past day, it seems like the MPs are more formal and all-business here, but I'm eager to try out some of the places I've read. Anyone have any local tips (safety, negotiation), especially if you have experience in more relaxed parts of the country? Also. General prices for the levels (esp Ozo since it's walking distance)? I've seen stuff all over the place in the forum, but also some seem to be deleted by an admin (so PM me if that's better). Thanks!

If you're new to Chicago or AMPs in a large city in general, do not go to Ozone for your first experience. You will get ripped off unless you're comfortable negotiating and / or walking out on demands for out of this world tipping. If you just want to nut and get your feet wet, and don't mind an older lady, go to Relax on Cermak or something else tried and true LOL.

**SmileySam** · 05-06-19 17:22

Originally Posted by JoeCraven [View Original Post]

Hey guys, just found this site! I'm new to the Chicago area, just moved up from a mid-sized town in Arkansas. Well, tiny compared to Chicago. Based on what I've read in this forum the past day, it seems like the MPs are more formal and all-business here, but I'm eager to try out some of the places I've read. Anyone have any local tips (safety, negotiation), especially if you have experience in more relaxed parts of the country? Also. General prices for the levels (esp Ozo since it's walking distance)? I've seen stuff all over the place in the forum, but also some seem to be deleted by an admin (so PM me if that's better). Thanks!

An experienced monger but only 2 posts. How about visiting some spots and reporting back?

**DWill** · 05-06-19 14:07

So I've been looking for a place close by the office and found one. Stopped by Apple Spa in Willowbrook, mamasan comes to shaded window 9 lay can see her eyes and mouth. Kind of weird. She ask have I been there before. I say no but a friend recommended I try the place. She says have I been to a massage place. Which is a dumb ass question but I say yes. She then ask where. At this point I'm like lady cmon but I answer the question naming two or three. She then goes to the back comes back 2 minutes later and ask how much you pay there? I said ma'am are you open or not. I pull out a roll of cash, happen to have about 450 on me in hundreds and 20's. I say ma'am I pay whatever it cost plus tip. She then says well we full come back another day. I'm like WTF. Now keep in mind I Just left work so I'm in suit tie and all. She turns me away. As I'm leaving someone is walking in, let's juts say of a different look than me. So I sit in my car for 10 minutes waiting to see if he gets rejected and guess what he didn't. So maybe it was me not looking like him, just keep it at that or maybe he was a regular. I hope it's the latter.

So I leave and go to a Latina place I've been trying to get too across the city. Long drive but it was well worth it. Got Leslie who has a body to absolutely die for. Holy shit the ass on this girl and bolt ins that are damn perfect. I hope her plastic surgeon got to play with those before releasing her. Face is beautiful and she is a 10 for sure. Great massage led to a worthy Clothesless HE. I will be back to explore that body a lot more.

Crazy week.

**EdCarbone** · 05-06-19 10:45

Hi all, tried here this weekend: https://chicago.rubratings.com/126890.

Jasmine showed up, but not the girl in pics. About mid-20's Latina, chubby, big boobs and fat ass, but very sweet. 60 for 1 hr. Started playing before the flip, then turned and pulled her shirt up and boobs out. She asked what I was tipping. I said. 8 and she said okay. I started getting her butt out as well, then she said it was more. I said the tip covered HE, boobs and butt out to play with. She said each was. 5, so total would be 1. 5. I said no way b / c. 4 is just HE, extra. 2 for each extra, so. 8 total. She said it was too little, so I got up and started dressing. NOTE: this whole discussion was very friendly and she was not mean. I finally convinced her for. 8 and she insisted panties stay on. Ended up with FIV and she played along very nicely. Not sure if it's just her or bargaining with Latinas is easier than Euros / AMPs. Not sure I'd return because the body was not great, but overall she was cool. Massage was okay firm swedish, but we still finished early. I could have laid back down for rest of the hour, but wanted to get out. Also the outside of the place looks rough, but inside is nice and clean.

**JoeCraven** · 05-06-19 04:27

Hey guys, just found this site! I'm new to the Chicago area, just moved up from a mid-sized town in Arkansas. Well, tiny compared to Chicago. Based on what I've read in this forum the past day, it seems like the MPs are more formal and all-business here, but I'm eager to try out some of the places I've read. Anyone have any local tips (safety, negotiation), especially if you have experience in more relaxed parts of the country? Also. General prices for the levels (esp Ozo since it's walking distance)? I've seen stuff all over the place in the forum, but also some seem to be deleted by an admin (so PM me if that's better). Thanks!

**SpartanKY** · 05-06-19 01:23

All,

Had a fantastic experience with Gabriella at Divine Dolls. She is without a doubt my ATF massage pro. She's got the classic coke bottle figure, she's smart (biology student) and she's always a total sweetheart.

Even though she only offers hand release, her technique is legendary and has me writhing on the table afterwards, unable to even compose my thoughts.

She loves what she does and it shows. Damage was $300, but it included a fantastic 60 minute fully nude nuru massage and tons of mutual touching, and she is very eager to please. She gave me a boob job, an ass job, and some other stuff she'd get mad if I told you about. Don't bother PM'ing, won't share. But although you finish as she gives you a combination handjob/ass job (hot dogging), there are plenty of stops along the way.

See her ASAP. She's worth the cost of admission. Best nuru ever.

**RaccoonJoe** · 05-04-19 19:58

Originally Posted by CanadianGuy [View Original Post]

Hey,

Who did you see? They keep switching girls, especially those that gave extras.

I saw Yasmine. Like I said, I wasn't offered anything extra.

**Miamiat** · 05-04-19 02:41

Originally Posted by Casper27 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to sunkiss lately? I was there a week ago and got the regular Asian woman but saw a hispanic or might have been middle eastern woman, she's tall with a nice ass and pretty face. She was walking by as I was going into my designated room and went into the room where they eat.

Yeah, they have a Latina who appears tall when compared to the typical Chinese woman. Very nice gal, but massage is average and nothing follows. Better off with Tina or Annie.

**UncleNutzy** · 05-02-19 13:11

Originally Posted by Gus33 [View Original Post]

Drew Jasmine.

Big hooters.

60 plus 60.

Level 1.

Didn't seem that more was available.

Anyone have different experience?

I'd go back if so-if not probably not.

Thanks.

Are you sure it wasn't Yasmina?

**JesusLovesMe** · 05-02-19 04:19

Same thing happened to me after texting a Latina from listcrawler. Sent me cartel pics and sent me a pic of someone beheaded. They said that it was going to happen to me if I didn't pay. Scared the shit out of me and I just blocked all the numbers.

Originally Posted by Yonalusta [View Original Post]

I was texting a chick off locanto Spanish site, there is only one legit provider on that site BTW. She started asking for a wire. With my bad Spanish I was confused and kept going back and forth. Finally I realized she wanted me to wire her money before we met. My scam alert went off. I told her I wasn't going to do that. She said her jefe would be very pissed and would get me for wasting her time. So I decided to have fun. After a little more back and forth and getting the name of the person I was supposed to wire money (some dude in the Dominican Republic) I told her I wasn't interested. Then immediately I get a string of texts from a different Chicago phone number with pics of cartel beheadings and threats that they would contact the local police with my information. I blocked their numbers. I got a few other phone calls that I ignored, one from a number of an actual person living in Chicago.