Massage Parlor Reports

[Dgordon630]

Recently saw some reviews for a Tina at BD on RM. Used to see a Tina at now closed Therapy on Peterson and Debbie's place on Elston. Anyone know if this is the same Tina? Feel free to PM.

[DWill]

Stop at Ozo this weekend hoping to get my girl Gina again after that last run. Told the lady at the front I had Gina last time maybe should have forced the issue. Got the room and in comes a newbie. She's says it's her first day and I'm her first customer. I'm thinking ok this could be promising. She has Ds pretty face, young maybe 30 at best decent body little chub around the dyes but promising. Can't remember her name as she did more smiling and bowing then speaking. So she does the massage and is actually very good, very professional even some stretching of right arms and legs. She notices my scar and ask was it my appendix scar. I say yes and she says she also has one. I reach for her tummy to pull her shirt up and see and she immediately pulls away smiling say "no no. " Now I'm thinking ok this new girl might be a problem. As she working my back I grab the calves and thighs trying to loosen things up and she keeps pulling away smiling. On the turn she then says "well you have 5 mins left, would you like leg or back massage more". I say yea my leg. She says "your legs" I say no my LEG and point to the man in the middle. She emailed and says "I'm new you have to tell me what you want, you my first customer. " So I say ok. Reach out to grab her ass and she jumps again smiling and giggling. At this point I'm frustrated. Showed up for Gina and got the new girl. She then grabs the pole and says is this ok? I say yes. She starts some L1 but is literally keeping me arms distance like I'm going to shoot her in the eye or something. I couldn't grab ass titties nothing. Needless to say the thoughts of breaking in the new girl wasn't at all what I expected. Some of you guys need to go and show her the ropes before I go back.

DWill.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I'd use my burner phone to respond with, nightmares await the deceitful! I felt you were VICTORIOUS walking away from that bait and switch! I love reading these posts when mongers do not give in to these switcharoo bandits! I bow to thee!

I'm relatively new to the hobby but after reading many reviews I decided if I don't like what I see when I walk in, then I walk out. Also, if the girl texts me a pic that isn't her, I also I walk out.

I called the number on this add tonight. I asked her age and she said 24. Asked for a selfie and she sent me what looked like a real selfie, not a stock pick of some model. So I show up and she is neither 24 nor the girl in the selfie. She said she was 29 but I wasn't buying it. She was going on 40 or 45 with a belly.

So I walked out. Then I get a text from the number. The text said "you don't like the girl?" I responded with "that was not the girl in the picture that you texted me. " Her response was priceless; "when you dream you could see the girl in pic. Good luck".

Horrible attitude. Would avoid forever. Never going there again.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/141506

[RaccoonJoe]

Near Belmont and Racine. I made an appointment via email (always paranoid out about texting). Got response, confirmed appt, etc. Showed up on time, rang buzzer, and nobody answered. Emailed back and no response.

Any other similar experiences?

I never had that problem at masajnow so far. But I had similar issues at other spas, especially the good old "switcheroo," where mamasan said there's a certain provider, say Amanda. But when I showed up, mamasan changed her story to "Sorry, Amanda just left. Do you want to see someone else?"

[RaccoonJoe]

My friend, you need a monger phone or phone number. I use "Hushed". It's an app that allows you to make and receive calls and texts from your regular phone. The $30/ yearly is well worth not having some prostitute screw up your life. Be smart. If you can spend $$ to get your rocks off, spend $30 to keep your life.

You can also just use Google Voice for free. And put Google Voice in don't disturb mode, so that you don't receive calls / messages.

Also, this provider sounds horrible. "I'll call your wife unless you call me? Jeez.

[PodcastPapi]

New to Bolingbrook area looking for massage recommendations.

[Raccoon95]

Same, happened to me once, they said the girl had an emergency. I rebooked and all went smoothly.

Worth a 2nd try? Or is the bath the only thing on menu?

[Kampyone]

Came to visit the big city from up north Wisconsin way. Researched your posts and had a good time. Thanks, guys.

They have a nice set up. Showcase window in the front so you can see the MT, similar to Red Light Dist in Amsterdam. LOL. They buzz you in and you leave your shoes at the front and put on slippers. Greeted by two MTs who were wearing matching black short shorts and loose t shirts. I got Tina, who looked looked young (25-30) and very nice, 8/10, with nice, perky Bs. . 7 door.

She was a fun girl. Massage was ok, but teasing was wonderful. Didn't get near the boys for a while, but the way she worked the thighs, arse, and barely touched them was great. Then she did some reach unders. But the whole time she was very sensual. Didn't rush anything, got to play with the pups, which were very nice. Smooth, young, and perky. She was really into it and playful.

TS was included but due to my condition after the flip, I didn't want to walk through the hall. The whole game was offered for 2 and getting what your wife won't do was 1. 5. I probably overpaid, but got L1+ for. 8. Prices up north are lower, but then, so is the talent so I think I came out with a slightly better deal here. YMMV.

[Mr Mister]

When I texted this b about her service she threaten to call my wife if I didn't call her right away. Avoid this. Anyone else have experiences like this where they threaten you like this? https://chicago.rubratings.com/136393.

My friend, you need a monger phone or phone number. I use "Hushed". It's an app that allows you to make and receive calls and texts from your regular phone. The $30/ yearly is well worth not having some prostitute screw up your life. Be smart. If you can spend $$ to get your rocks off, spend $30 to keep your life.

[Member #6520]

Near Belmont and Racine. I made an appointment via email (always paranoid out about texting). Got response, confirmed appt, etc. Showed up on time, rang buzzer, and nobody answered. Emailed back and no response.

Any other similar experiences?

Same, happened to me once, they said the girl had an emergency. I rebooked and all went smoothly.

[Walker333]

Sorry if this is not the right place to ask but can anyone help point me in the right direction for an erotic prostate massage out in the western 'burbs? I would appreciate any info you may have.

Most of them do as long as you ask or at least hint, just don't be shy. Good luck.

[T Long]

I'm relatively new to the hobby but after reading many reviews I decided if I don't like what I see when I walk in, then I walk out. Also, if the girl texts me a pic that isn't her, I also I walk out.

I called the number on this add tonight. I asked her age and she said 24. Asked for a selfie and she sent me what looked like a real selfie, not a stock pick of some model. So I show up and she is neither 24 nor the girl in the selfie. She said she was 29 but I wasn't buying it. She was going on 40 or 45 with a belly.

So I walked out. Then I get a text from the number. The text said "you don't like the girl?" I responded with "that was not the girl in the picture that you texted me. " Her response was priceless; "when you dream you could see the girl in pic. Good luck".

Horrible attitude. Would avoid forever. Never going there again.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/141506

[Datsurman]

Why?

Generally any MT that does uncovered massage will offer HE. Perhaps not on the 1st visit or perhaps not to some customers. Check my post from a few months ago at a naperville location.

Uncovered, fantastic massage, no HE. Unlike you. That is not what I was looking for. Other seniors later confirmed what I already knew. HE is on the menu, they just didn't offer it to me.

But if that's your kink, check out that location.

Hi,

I'm looking for a provider that provides a legit massage and also does not require draping with NO HE. Does anyone have any recommendations for providers that fit this north of the Loop? Thanks in advance!

[Mitsom]

Comfort: Decided to try something new and based on someone elses report here tried Comfort on Archer. Guess I should have requested Lele as the other poster had. Instead I got a pretty chunky somewhat older woman about a 4 in the face. At least she had big boobs. Right away got that feeling I should have gone with my usual place.

As always when she walked in I had my junk in full display. Lackluster massage that was pretty much a body rub. And she kept going out of the room. Went to get hot towel after just my upper body rub. Gone for 5 minutes. Then went to get hot towel after the lower body rub. Gone for 5 minutes. Went out a couple times to converse with another woman there. I guess the heat wasn't working.

No teasing whatsoever. On the flip wanted $60 for L1. I asked if the boobs come out and she said no. So I said no thanks then and rolled back over and told her to finish massage. Then she said ok boobs out but dress stays on. Whatever. Decided to do it since laying there through the rest of her massage wasn't appealing. Squeezed her big boobs and slapped them a bit while she managed a mechanical finish. When she was done she said I had a few more minutes left and did I want more massage. No thanks.

Maybe I didn't get the right girl there but wouldn't repeat. There was a kinda cute and petite younger woman laying on the couch when I walked in. But overall I'll stick with my usual.

819: This was after a couple weeks ago had another fantastic and fun time at my usual spot 819. Landed Julie who more than makes up in naughtiness and fun what she lacks in looks. Nice body. Ample boobs. Lots of play during massage and typical good time after. She's got a few tricks. Such a fun girl. Likes to talk naughty. Coco there gives a better massage and is also fun with a petite little body and grapefruit boobs. But Julie is a real good time girl.

[OrdLover]

We have seen all the euro, Latino, Chinese, and Korean mp around the city. But have anyone seen any Vietnamese or Filipina or Thai mp in this city. I was browsing the East and West coast and it is ALOT better than here in Chicago. Pm me or post here if you know of those mp.

P.S. Just remember we have O3 for Thai. But that place cost an arm and be a leg for me.