Massage Parlor Reports

[SaMitch0312]

I am done with Illinois AMPs. Why continue if everytime I go I feel cheated and robbed?

The last one was the end. I am done with the haggling over price and lack of.

Performance when you finally come to what you think is an agreement. I am no longer their personal.

AMT machine. Whether they are 20-somethings with huge negative attitudes and GPS.

Or bitter 50 ish attendants who think they are doing you a favor, I am so done.

Yes, I'm a retired white guy, the stereotypical patron. I am lucky that I get to spend.

5-6 months in the Sarasota / Bredenton area and the mongering is so much better down there.

That it's like another country. First, most AMP attendants are 10 years younger than.

The typical one in this area. That said, I haven't been to an AMP down there in two years.

There is other adult fun to be had that isn't part of the AMP scene, charges the same and has.

Attendants that know why you come to them and what to do. Language is no.

Longer an issue either. Nothing like them here. While I am here, I will seek other options.

Here and AMPs will never be one of them.

[Faboni]

I been wondering if there are any good locations with young ladies or pretty ladies? I been reading posts but most of the recommendations seem to be around 40 or older or lacking in service. I prefer 20-35 range if that helps.

[Dbiz01]

Seconded on sophya, my ATF. No one has ever come close.

SXL is quite easy to find, you can google it since they have a storefront. S michigan between 14 and 16 street.

S&L Nails, 1x60 S. Michigan Ave.

[SideTalker]

Well I'm thinking of doing the massage thing another try. I've been bad going to mce and Angelis usually for FS. However I been eyeing rita from 262. She only does massages but damn I'm a sucker for young blondes. Anyone see rita yet?

So does this sxl place have a site or number. Walking around Michigan and cermak not knowing where it is can be frustrating.

My old spot was in wicker park at bodyrubs. God I miss Sophia. No one has ever make me shiver and quiver like her.

You can pm me the info if you got it.

Seconded on sophya, my ATF. No one has ever come close.

SXL is quite easy to find, you can google it since they have a storefront. S michigan between 14 and 16 street.

[GuzzleFar]

Hey guys, I was just wondering if there's any incall massage place that's open in the Chicagoland area that's 24/7? All the spots I usually hit up close around 9, and all I'm looking for is a massage with a HE so an escort seems too pricey for it to be worth it, so does anyone know any AMPs in or around the suburbs near Chicago that I could hit up? Thanks!

[Windy1]

Well I'm thinking of doing the massage thing another try. I've been bad going to mce and Angelis usually for FS. However I been eyeing rita from 262. She only does massages but damn I'm a sucker for young blondes. Anyone see rita yet?

So does this sxl place have a site or number. Walking around Michigan and cermak not knowing where it is can be frustrating.

My old spot was in wicker park at bodyrubs. God I miss Sophia. No one has ever make me shiver and quiver like her.

You can pm me the info if you got it.

[Member #6027]

Speaking of SXL and its high price tag, I'm always on the lookout for places in that general area that provide similar services for a somewhat better value.

Another senior member recently referred me to a place close by at the corner of 16th and Michigan (a block or so south of SXL). I don't recall seeing anything else about this place on this site, but the senior member spoke highly of it and its got a few reviews over on the other site so I figured I'd give it a shot. Long story short: I don't recommend and won't be back.

At the outset I was greeted by a locked door, which I usually consider a good sign. Got let in and met two MTs. Neither looked good. Still, I crossed my fingers and hoped it would improve. For the massage I was fully draped the whole time. Not just a typical towel, but an actual sheet over my body. No hints at all of anything fun.

One funny thing though: one of the MTs was clearly new and didn't know what she was doing so the other MT was in the room for a lot of the massage and it was essentially a four hand massage (which I've never had before). I don't know about you guys, but having done it now I won't ever pay extra for a four hand. One of the girls was massaging my leg, and getting a little bit closer to my inner thigh, but I couldn't concentrate because the other one was giving me a scalp massage (that felt like a noogie).

YMMV and all that, and maybe the other guy has it right about this place, but I suggest you avoid. As I was leaving I walked right by SXL and wished I had taken my own advice from this morning. SXL may be expensive but you usually get what you pay for.

[Member #6027]

In my experience, 40 won't get it done. It usually takes 60 for basic service (though that typically includes some nice roaming). For a little more than that you can get full nude with unlimited roaming, and for more still can have other options available.

No doubt about it, SXL is pricey. But its usually pretty fun.

I hadn't looked into sxl because it was more than a 1/2 mile from my hotel but after reading about it in the forum, this is the place I will go. Can I get a tip on how much to tip? The door fee according to RM is $70 for the hour. I normally do 40 for HJ unless they also take off some clothes and make the activity more fun than mechanical then I do 60. Am I in the ballpark for this place?

[Ufeelmylove143]

I hadn't looked into sxl because it was more than a 1/2 mile from my hotel but after reading about it in the forum, this is the place I will go. Can I get a tip on how much to tip? The door fee according to RM is $70 for the hour. I normally do 40 for HJ unless they also take off some clothes and make the activity more fun than mechanical then I do 60. Am I in the ballpark for this place?

Not sure about HJ but naked BBBJ is 140. Little pricey, but they do a good massage as well.

[NeverTell]

I hadn't looked into sxl because it was more than a 1/2 mile from my hotel but after reading about it in the forum, this is the place I will go. Can I get a tip on how much to tip? The door fee according to RM is $70 for the hour. I normally do 40 for HJ unless they also take off some clothes and make the activity more fun than mechanical then I do 60. Am I in the ballpark for this place?

Oriental is terrible. I did a review on that place a while back and it sounds like it is just as bad now as it was then. Old, fat ladies in a small office.

Body Focus is fine, but meh.

I asked about the downtown Mercy spot recently, but haven't heard anything specific about that location.

I haven't tried Chicago Relaxation.

As one of the other guys said, the best bet around there is SXL. Its not in the loop exactly, but its close (5 min cab ride).

[IrishRed]

All, I'm headed back to Chicago soon and would like to find an AMP within walking distance from my hotel. I have scouted out these 4 AMPs and have ranked them based on the reviews I could find here. I'm looking for your preference or if you would recommend something else. I usually have a car when I am here and have seen the beautiful Isabella up north of here a couple of times. But without a car, I'm really looking to just walk.

My first question: Is it safe to walk in this area at night / I hear a pretty famous celebrity was recently attacked pretty close to here. I'll be sure to leave my red hat home.

What is your preference from below or additional recommend?

Body focus $65.

Mercy acupuncture $60.

Chicago relaxation $160 - do I need to tip on top of this crazy rate?

Oriental spa $65 - not sure I found this one in the forum.

Stay safe,

NT.

As far as walking distance, it would depend upon where downtown you're staying. If you're in the South loop, you can walk to SXL. As others have suggested, I think you'll have all your expectations reached. I've yet to leave there disappointed.

[Member #6027]

Oriental is terrible. I did a review on that place a while back and it sounds like it is just as bad now as it was then. Old, fat ladies in a small office.

Body Focus is fine, but meh.

I asked about the downtown Mercy spot recently, but haven't heard anything specific about that location.

I haven't tried Chicago Relaxation.

As one of the other guys said, the best bet around there is SXL. Its not in the loop exactly, but its close (5 min cab ride).

All, I'm headed back to Chicago soon and would like to find an AMP within walking distance from my hotel. I have scouted out these 4 AMPs and have ranked them based on the reviews I could find here. I'm looking for your preference or if you would recommend something else. I usually have a car when I am here and have seen the beautiful Isabella up north of here a couple of times. But without a car, I'm really looking to just walk.

My first question: Is it safe to walk in this area at night / I hear a pretty famous celebrity was recently attacked pretty close to here. I'll be sure to leave my red hat home.

What is your preference from below or additional recommend?

Body focus $65.

Mercy acupuncture $60.

Chicago relaxation $160 - do I need to tip on top of this crazy rate?

Oriental spa $65 - not sure I found this one in the forum.

Stay safe,

NT.

[ElPapichi]

Does anybody know if AOL Massage is worth going?

I've been to a few Latina places but that's the only one I have not yet visited.

Princess Latina Spa has great Latinas if people are interested in going. They wear heels and leggings. Usually you walk out of there satisfied but it will all depend on who you got. I ended up with Sophia, and she is a 10/10.

[Eddinger]

Ha. Dude. Its fine. Chicago is so safe downtown.

Try S&L.

All, I'm headed back to Chicago soon and would like to find an AMP within walking distance from my hotel. I have scouted out these 4 AMPs and have ranked them based on the reviews I could find here. I'm looking for your preference or if you would recommend something else. I usually have a car when I am here and have seen the beautiful Isabella up north of here a couple of times. But without a car, I'm really looking to just walk.

My first question: Is it safe to walk in this area at night / I hear a pretty famous celebrity was recently attacked pretty close to here. I'll be sure to leave my red hat home.

What is your preference from below or additional recommend?

Body focus $65.

Mercy acupuncture $60.

Chicago relaxation $160 - do I need to tip on top of this crazy rate?

Oriental spa $65 - not sure I found this one in the forum.

Stay safe,

NT.

[NeverTell]

All, I'm headed back to Chicago soon and would like to find an AMP within walking distance from my hotel. I have scouted out these 4 AMPs and have ranked them based on the reviews I could find here. I'm looking for your preference or if you would recommend something else. I usually have a car when I am here and have seen the beautiful Isabella up north of here a couple of times. But without a car, I'm really looking to just walk.

My first question: Is it safe to walk in this area at night / I hear a pretty famous celebrity was recently attacked pretty close to here. I'll be sure to leave my red hat home.

What is your preference from below or additional recommend?

Body focus $65.

Mercy acupuncture $60.

Chicago relaxation $160 - do I need to tip on top of this crazy rate?

Oriental spa $65 - not sure I found this one in the forum.

Stay safe,

NT.