Massage Parlor Reports

[HanginBalls]

Closer to 5% below 40. Heavy makeup and dim lighting makes them look younger. Yes Chicago is the 3rd string market. Nothing like Philly NYC or LA.

So, I'm sitting at my 50 yr old Asian g / f's living room with my dick in my hand praying Kim will touch me. She's in a man hater mode due to her brutal excursion in the West Coast. Kim comes out of the shower and says," No sex for you"! She sits next to me in a towel rolling her eyes. I beg her to open her towel so I can at least fantasise about sticking it in her full Bush! She complies spreading her legs. I decided to roll the dice and start to mount her. She stops me mid way, slaps my face and kicks me in the balls (thus losing my senses and my hard-on)! After recuperating her legs are spread-eagled and she's diddling her pussy while laughing at me. She cums and tells me to clean her with my tongue. Finally, some pussy!! I lick her clean and in the interim she pops off another orgasm. She kicked me again as I tried to mount her and she goes off to the bedroom to sleep. I'm left there with a hard on and decide to call am AMP. 50-55 answers and drags me to the room. She notices my thunder bolts tattooed on my nuts and says," You're Kims lover, aren't you"? I said, "How do you know"? She says," Thunderbolt and big dick"! I said, What? You guys compare notes"? She said," She saw Kim limp one day when they met 4 coffee and told me about you". Fifteen minutes massage w / teasing and she flips me over with condom in hand. She says she normally charges 2 xx for FS but for me 1 x"! She puts me in her mouth and tells me not to cum. WTF! I haven't blown all week! Ten minutes later I warn her but too late! I blew!! She's pissed One: I blew in her mouth. Two: She wanted to fuck me! She spits my jizz on my chest, slaps my dick and walks off to get a towel. She wipes me down and says," What a waste of dick"! I notice her nipples are hard as marbles and I start to come to life again! Jenny says," I suck your dick and you fuck me! You no cum or I charge you extra"! She goes down and I'm rock hard in two minutes! She mounts me and I said,"no condom"? She says,"Fuck the condom! Just don't cum in me" One of the wildest fucks I ever had! Nipple pinching, name-calling, clawing, tongue sucking / biting, slapping, spitting. You name it! Thirty minutes of heated passion!

Dressed and Jen groped me and tongue fucked my mouth. "Kim was right about you. You are one helluva fuck" Went way over time so I tipped her the extra bone. One last spit swap and I was out the door!

Here's the kicker: When I got back to Kim's place she asked me if I took care of Jen. I asked her how she knew. Jen had called her while I was undressing to ask her permission.

[ChipRock]

Closer to 5% below 40. Heavy makeup and dim lighting makes them look younger. Yes Chicago is the 3rd string market. Nothing like Philly NYC or LA.

PM a good lead on a young fit L1 tech and I can advise on Indy and Vegas.

[SmileySam]

Let me give you a brief overview of Chicago Spas so you have an understanding as to why nobody is answering you. 80 percent of Chicago Spas belong to the granny category. Chicago mongers routinely mis-identify the ages of the attendants by an average of 10 years. So when you see a review for a girl who is 35-40, she is almost always 50 or older. Some of these mongers are getting jerked off by 60 year olds with their hair pulled back tight with a ton of make up thinking they are 40. It's just the reality of the situation. Chicago is where the older talent from better hobbying cities comes to retire.

The 15 to 20 percent that actually have younger talent (under 40) are so overrun with demand that the service is almost always lacking. There is such a massive shortage of talent that the ones who are here do not have to do anything but smile and grab your dick after 5 minutes and the majority of mongers will go back and see them again.

Now, there are exceptions to the two previously mentioned categories but those exceptions are almost never shared on the open forums. The reason for this is because mongers are afraid their ATF will get overrun as well.

You have to read between the lines here and do extensive research and make friends with reliable people. Otherwise, it's a crapshoot.

Closer to 5% below 40. Heavy makeup and dim lighting makes them look younger. Yes Chicago is the 3rd string market. Nothing like Philly NYC or LA.

[ApplePiePussy]

Looking for info for a young fit Chinatown tech for L1 service. Looking through reports for the last few months I cannot tell which spas have grannies, which are open and which to avoid.

Let me give you a brief overview of Chicago Spas so you have an understanding as to why nobody is answering you. 80 percent of Chicago Spas belong to the granny category. Chicago mongers routinely mis-identify the ages of the attendants by an average of 10 years. So when you see a review for a girl who is 35-40, she is almost always 50 or older. Some of these mongers are getting jerked off by 60 year olds with their hair pulled back tight with a ton of make up thinking they are 40. It's just the reality of the situation. Chicago is where the older talent from better hobbying cities comes to retire.

The 15 to 20 percent that actually have younger talent (under 40) are so overrun with demand that the service is almost always lacking. There is such a massive shortage of talent that the ones who are here do not have to do anything but smile and grab your dick after 5 minutes and the majority of mongers will go back and see them again.

Now, there are exceptions to the two previously mentioned categories but those exceptions are almost never shared on the open forums. The reason for this is because mongers are afraid their ATF will get overrun as well.

You have to read between the lines here and do extensive research and make friends with reliable people. Otherwise, it's a crapshoot.

[ChipRock]

Looking for info for a young fit Chinatown tech for L1 service. Looking through reports for the last few months I cannot tell which spas have grannies, which are open and which to avoid.

[Mitsom]

Drove out to Relax (in the burbs) a few weeks ago and called ahead to request Mimi cause I heard she's got some massive tatas. They were indeed. She's cute and fun. Maybe 35/40. Decent massage. No negotiation on the flip. Enjoyed seeing jr between the twins. Damage was what you'd expect. She said if I came back "next week" more options might be on the table.

Have fun.

[MrTisBad]

This is a great option.

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/

Pics on the site are real.

Melissa- very friendly but talks a lot so depends if you like that.

Sandra. Hot Columbian.

Mia. Wow she is fairly new but is a great time.

Bella-nice but not a fan.

[GMan25]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...llyn-il-101911#rubmaps.

A review and some chatter on Rubmaps about an Annie. Anyone see her yet? Let me know if anyone beats me to it. Or if you have a rubmaps account would love to see the review.

Thanks,

Pup.

Spa One has 1 review and nothing special to report. Not sure how you are hearing chatter, unless you're already aware and are just fishing. You're a lot better off going to Sun at 56X Roosevelt.

[Lbh8513]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...llyn-il-101911#rubmaps.

A review and some chatter on Rubmaps about an Annie. Anyone see her yet? Let me know if anyone beats me to it. Or if you have a rubmaps account would love to see the review.

Thanks,

Pup.

Either it's the best kept secret or it's an owner review, take a guess.

[Member #6059]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...llyn-il-101911#rubmaps.

A review and some chatter on Rubmaps about an Annie. Anyone see her yet? Let me know if anyone beats me to it. Or if you have a rubmaps account would love to see the review.

Thanks,

Pup.

[Member #6059]

What was the damage?

It was affordable. Hh at. 4 + .5 for one girl topless and .5 for one girl HJ. Doesn't sound like FS is on the table. So 1.5 total. Not bad for two enthusiastic women.

[Coachvan]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/154253

Had a 4 handed massage here. Blacked out store front so a bit of a rush for me being is a busy-ish street. Both were available when I walked in. A average white woman maybe early 40's and a thickkk Latina maybe late 20's. Both treated me as a legitimate massage and actually did a semi-decent job of massage together. On flip I went for one of them topless with lots of breast play and one of them L1. Jackhammer but did the job. I'd go back if I knew there were more talent.

What was the damage?

[Member #6059]

The original poster was talking about Mia. Then you mention Amy.

I got excited when I saw 'Amy sucks' at Grand. I don't know of Mia, just Amy at grand, who sucks.

[ApplePiePussy]

I agree. She has a bad case of GPS. I'd pay her prices if she wasn't so rude and knew how to give a guy a stress free time.

The original poster was talking about Mia. Then you mention Amy.

[Member #6059]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/154253

Had a 4 handed massage here. Blacked out store front so a bit of a rush for me being is a busy-ish street. Both were available when I walked in. A average white woman maybe early 40's and a thickkk Latina maybe late 20's. Both treated me as a legitimate massage and actually did a semi-decent job of massage together. On flip I went for one of them topless with lots of breast play and one of them L1. Jackhammer but did the job. I'd go back if I knew there were more talent.