Massage Parlor Reports

[Bill Stuart]

I asked for leads to a young fit tech in Chinatown and got zip from fellow mongers. Seems the grannies are not retiring to make way for younger talent. Short on time and funds. Stopped by SXL and drew JuJu. Probably mid to late 30's, no belly jelly rolls. JuJu's Bees came out to play, nice. Left happy. When I get back to Chicago I will visit again for an hour and ask for her.

Emily next time you are at SXL.

[Pengachu]

Yes, her name was Jessica and they also did colonics, in fact, they advertised as a legal alternative medicine place, no wonder I would see some older ladies coming in / walking out that place in the morning hours. Wow, I didn't know Jessica was also available for Full Service. I would have loved to bang her. She must have massaged me no more than 2 times in the 3 years I was a regular there. But it was when the providers were busy and she didn't want me to wait. But since she was the owner I never asked for any extras thinking she would kick me out. But now I know it doesn't hurt to ask. However, I did have lots of fun with the providers. I banged most of them. Actually it was my first massage place ever and it was heaven for me. I liked the fact it was disguised as a legit business (actually it was a legit Alternative Medicine center) but offered all kinds of services, even some providers let me do anal. I was still in college, had a job, but didn't have enough money but at 80 (plus some little tip) was a bargain for me! I would go there every single Sunday, that's when the owner wasn't there and the providers would let me stay longer for the same price. I miss those days really bad!

Wasn't it busted sometime last year or in 2018? It's back for business?

[CityRat]

Wow that was fast. Who did you see and would you recommend?

Think her name was Ada she was alright a little older and just L1 standard tip as before.

But doubt would be any comparison to the way that Yaya was described; indeed too soon.

[DamnDJ]

Does anyone have any info? In the mood for some Latinas. The last time I visited Zeus this older attractive women gave me the best BBBJ ever. I forgot her name but she had a stupid ass and amazing rack.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/172707

[Eddinger]

That's good to know. I liked them at first and had some really pretty women and wonderful times and then the chicks started getting a bit fatter, and older and more unfun so I stopped going.

Tried Princess Latina Spa after having seen a few reports on here for them. On Western a little north of Division. Like was reported before, a little more pricey. 80 for the hour. Got a pretty good looking Colombiana in her 30's. Massage was ok, got shorted a little on time, but that's common. Sloppy BBBJ for 150. She had great skills. May or may not repeat due to price point, but had a good time. Helps if you speak a little bit of spanish if you go here.

[Pau Ford]

Thanks for the heads up. I'm walking distance from there and was contemplating a visit given the proximity but I didn't get a good feeling about them. My spidey senses were apparently correct and you saved me some wasted time and $!

Odd location, in a business office no less? Office buildings don't seem like the most discreet way to run a rub and tug joint. Few years back there was a group of girls working out of an office building right up the street at 820 N Orleans. You had to check in w / security at the front desk before being allowed into the building. They drew so much attention to themselves that they got booted pretty quickly.

I visited Atomic Angels three times because they are literally in my office building on Ontario and Orleans.

Shayna is fine, but she is old. If you like fit GILFs, she is good.

Vanessa has a great body but she literally smells like sewage and I think she might be retarded. Like, not being mean, I felt guilty and couldn't finish because she seems like she's mentally disabled. That might explain why she smells so bad.

Angel is a grifter who kept trying to upsell me. She looks like the "do not go this far" image they use when warning people about plastic surgery. Terrible personality and a face like a melted barbie. Avoid.

I was hoping they would work out as I could literally visit them over a bathroom break, but each girl was disappointing. Avoid avoid avoid.

L1 with each for $260.

[Wiley13]

Been looking for her for about a years but no luck! Known Lisa from a spa in Melrose Park from 15 years ago!

Whatever happened to Liz (Lisa), used to run a house on Northwest side. She was Puerto Rican about 40 years old, super nice, chatty, total MILF.

Girls that she had were Becca, Andrea, Kendra, Polish Anna to name a few. I first saw her on Diversey, then Pulaski, she moved over to Addison, then slightly north to Foster.

Her girls were always the best (very negotiable), up for anything.

Any word on her whereabouts? Is she still running a place?

Or any word on any of the girls?

I've tried some of the old numbers to no avail.

[SpartanKY]

I visited Atomic Angels three times because they are literally in my office building on Ontario and Orleans.

Shayna is fine, but she is old. If you like fit GILFs, she is good.

Vanessa has a great body but she literally smells like sewage and I think she might be retarded. Like, not being mean, I felt guilty and couldn't finish because she seems like she's mentally disabled. That might explain why she smells so bad.

Angel is a grifter who kept trying to upsell me. She looks like the "do not go this far" image they use when warning people about plastic surgery. Terrible personality and a face like a melted barbie. Avoid.

I was hoping they would work out as I could literally visit them over a bathroom break, but each girl was disappointing. Avoid avoid avoid.

L1 with each for $260.

[SideTalker]

Grand spa: can confirm below on amy. Short changed me and only l1 available. Pretty hot though.

River west spa: not the same without helen. Mms does a decent job at L1 (have had L2 from her before) but has quite a heft to her and a bit older.

May need to check out oki doki. Or back to sxl, although my experience with kelly wasnt the best either.

[WoodWorker9]

Popped into Zone for the first time since last year. They are *super* paranoid about Covid there (not a bad thing). Had to take off my shoes at the door and use hand sanitizer immediately. Was taken to the back by an older woman, her name was cathy I believe. She had a very bubbly personality, which I enjoyed. The massage wasn't bad, I'd say about a 7/10. She really put her back into it and asked me what do I like. On the flip. She started massaging jr. Immediately. And asked if I wanted her to keep going. Obviously LOL. She asks how much will I pay, we agree to. 6. She then pulls her shirt down, revealing her fairly large breasts. She grabs my hands and puts them on her breasts and massages them around. Then proceedings with the L1. Her grip was a little too tight on jr, had to ask her to soften up a bit. Good finish though. Afterwards, she asks if I want L2 next time, to which I say. Of course. So I'll be making another stop in there at some point to see what that's like. Stay safe out there boys.

[BlaBlaMan]

China Dolls still around? Anyone know?

[OrdLover]

Saw Judy. It seems like she is the only one working there now. She is a bit more rounder now. Good massage and nice L1 finish. Tipped 40. But the shower is getting dirty like the old place. Does anyone know what happened to Hannah the korean that used to work there?

[SammiJoon]

Went to the River Spa in Niles about a month ago. Drew Amy. She is Mongolian, young; has a flat ass, but neat balcony. Since this was my first visit to this spa, she was a little hesitant and asked several questions about who I am and where I live, etc. She also asked whether I visited the spa before. Anyways, after I chatted with her a little bit, she became more calm.

On the flip, I received standard L1. Amy allowed for OTC roaming. It was kind of boring, as I except at least topless access during L1. Damage was $45 for 30 minutes plus $50 for tip (I could have left $40, but I was in a good mood that day). Would I visit again? If I'm in the area and have time to kill, then yes. Also, the mamasan who opened the door, seemed a lot more fun. She was certainly older, but had a sexy outift and had a nice make up on. I get the feeling that I should try the mamasan next time.

If anyone has intel on other providers at River, please let me know. PM's are welcome.

I had a different experience with the older girl. I went there in the morning, asked for Amy but she was off. Took me to the room. Massage was ok with some teasing, I tried to touch her a couple of times but she moved away. On the flip, she said that I can do it myself. I told her that I would like her help and I can do it myself at home. She declined and I let her finished the massage. $10 for tip, would not go back.

[Vern2020]

Tried Princess Latina Spa after having seen a few reports on here for them. On Western a little north of Division. Like was reported before, a little more pricey. 80 for the hour. Got a pretty good looking Colombiana in her 30's. Massage was ok, got shorted a little on time, but that's common. Sloppy BBBJ for 150. She had great skills. May or may not repeat due to price point, but had a good time. Helps if you speak a little bit of spanish if you go here.

[Toe Knee]

Must have just missed her Yaya no longer works here anymore and said went somewhere else.

If anyone knows where this gem moved to please share.

Wow that was fast. Who did you see and would you recommend?