Massage Parlor Reports

[Billy73]

Stopped by 819 it was Monica's Day Off but she was at the spa dress only in a T shirt.

Another cute Asian spinner with blonde highlights on the couch.

And wondering to the shower saw a tall white girl kinda threw me for a loop. She looks like she can wrestle with the best of us.

As always amazing visit. For you Newbs Monica leaves the night of the 29th if you haven't tried her I highly recommend the earlier the better if you catch her at night she is probably tired -.

Have to repeat with the Asian spinner this weekend.

[Englee]

"that famous Monica" I get it now.

Reading that on the twitter led me to check some of her reviews and I decided to see another one of the greats. In one of the reviews the guy said she was one of four girls he had dam near fallen in love with. I get it. I don't know if she just knows how to read people or maybe she is good at connecting with people or maybe it is her nature. Whatever the case, I felt a stronger connection with Monica than I have with any other girl I have seen. This is all business aside her personality is amazing and I really really enjoyed my time with her. I don't repeat girls often but I will see Monica again.

Booker was fairly responsive and when I walked up to the door I made eye contact with Monica through the window as she waited by the door. Pictures are definitely her. She is wearing a pink doctors gown and some sort of very sexy black dress under it. She leads me to the room, 3 for the hr and she goes to warm up the TS. Her TS is good and her body feels amazing. Her tits feel absolutely amazing. Definitely natural and oh so shapely from almost every angle. She slides her ass over your entire body. I don't feel like all the girls do this so big plus in my book. On the flip she slides her body up and down and teases you with the distance in between. Grinding heavily back and forth it was fantastic. Her BBBJ is great good depth, good suction, good speed. Her DT attempts seem to get a little further than her average depth and overall her BBBJ is top notch. Couple grazes nothing I would dock points for it was great in my opinion. Back to the room.

Face down for a short very soft massage which is my preference and she grabs the oil. I am an uncultured ignorant buffoon. Please do not ask me if it is real nuru oil because I can't tell the difference. During these massages I am usually fantasizing about what is to come rather than whether or not it is real nuru. They put their bodies on me and I like it. Not picky about these parts of my sessions hahaha. The massage was good! Flip.

She does a bit more body sliding, most of a cat bath and back to the BBBJ. Again so good. See above description it's great. She asks for it and we get into mish. Her body looks amazing from here, she is tight and she is holding me very tightly kissing my neck and pulling my head into hers for LFK / DFK. Never before have I had so much DFK in a session before. Usually not really into it with most girls I oblige if they go for it but often times it is me who pulls back. I felt the opposite with Monica. I ask for doggy and her ass is tiny but round so that I can definitely enjoy. She takes it well and grabbing her tits here is well do I really even need to say? At some point or another I am sure most of us have had the absolute pleasure of being behind a girl in doggy and grabbing her tits during the act. It is fucking phenomenal with Monica. Did I mention she was natural? She tells me to lay down and we spend much longer in CG than I have ever before. Multiple variations, speeds, rhythms, belly to belly, feet planted head up tits bouncing DFK / LFK almost the entire time. Ya shit. I don't know I must have been feeling something because I am sitting here thinking that was better CG than I have had with most of my ex gfs.

As mentioned before her English is not the best and she uses a translator often but she does use it OFTEN to communicate whatever it is that she is about to seduce you with.

I haven't cared to form a connection with any of these girls up to this point. New girls every week are great but Monica has made me see a new perspective on seeing one girl repeatedly. Don't get me wrong I will probably always be trying new girls but when Monica is around I will allocate some of my budget for a few sessions with her. This way I can still see new girls but I will always have Monica on the back of my mind as my guaranteed great service option.

As far as a regular goes, Monica is the first I would have considered. I thought I found my Anne. Then she told me she lives in Vegas so obviously I grabbed her number.

So I took the plunge and went to see Monica on a Thursday night. I paid for the the one hour VIP at $270. I didn't get the same level of enthusiasm or service as some people have described. I got all the usual VIP service but little kissing which I had to initiate. She looks like her pictures on twitter. I also saw the new white girl Sophie while walking back from the table shower. She looks exactly like her pictures. Tall. Maybe 5'8". Well back to Monica. I got the full range of service but felt rushed to finish. Maybe because we didn't click but very mechanical. In and out of 819 with time taking a second shower in 40 minutes. Personally, will not repeat when she returns to Chicago. Felt much like the standard half or 1 hour you get for $140 except with the added BBBJ.

[SpaGuy21]

Just a couple quick reviews for a couple of the jack shack brothels on the NW side.

Rose Spa, 42 XX Elston Ave. Stopped in after texting immediately before my visit. Knowing there's a few of these jack shacks in the area I was going to pop in to a couple and stay at the location with the best looking provider. Sasa answered the door. She spelled it out for me, without even asking (So this Asa that has been reported on is actually Sasa). 40's, slightly on the thicker side but still shapely. D cups with great shape and small pink nips. May have had a tummy tuck before. Decent ass but on the flat side for her size / figure. Thought I would swing around and scope out Red Rose at 42 xx Pulaski which is just blocks away, while grabbing cash. Told Sasa I'd be back though. Couldn't find parking near Red Rose so grabbed cash and doubled back to Rose Elston. This time (who has been previously reported as) Coco answers the door. Thought to myself, heck no! Older than Sasa, putting her at late 40's / early 50's, not much of a figure and just not attractive for my taste. Told her I wanted Sasa so she called her out. Quoted a benjy and 3 Jacksons for half hour FS. 2 Jackson upcharge for BBBJ. This she did well but could only take half of it. Cover on and went straight to mish. Took a bit but eventually finished. Not sure I will repeat. I asked out of curiosity and she will go bare for an additional Benjy. Something to consider for those who like to dine in.

Relax Spa, 47 XX Elston Ave. Don't have names so this review won't be the best but it'll give you an idea for the location. This location charges a house fee before additional services. 2 Jacksons half hour, 3 for full hour. Then they push for 2 Benjys for BBBJ and CFS. Can get away with CBJ and CFS for a Buck Fitty. Been twice in the last couple months or so. First time got a decent provider, right around 40 ish, big B cups, nice figure with a decently round ass. Got the impression she's FOB and new to this, no pro vibes, which was a bit of a turn on. Think I gave her a Benjy and 4 Jacksons to include BBBJ. She wasn't very good at it but a BBBJ is a BBBJ. Strap up, multi positions and nut in doggy.

Visited again a week ago or so, hoping for the same provider. Unfortunately not her. Short, petite provider. Also around 40,5-2 at most, small Bs, not much ass, a small belly but not bad. Went with half hour plus CBJ and CFS, 2 Benjys total. She looked cuter with her outfit on but once it came off was a bit disappointed. Multi positions but would arch her back or create space with her legs so I couldn't get a rhythm or full penetration. Quite annoying and made it difficult to finish. I think I'm done with this location. Constant rotation makes it a roll of the dice and approx 2 Jacksons more than other spots for BBBJ. Positives are the location, though it's near an intersection, is discreet to get in and out of and the hours as they are open late.

Both places are decent if you've got an itch to scratch.

[TommyZee]

Belated report (from 1st week of February before vacay), keeping it short & quick. Have been to Tokyo a number of times, asked for Eva at Kedzie and said was available. Was heading down late and after ringing the bell, got let in. Definitely a different table shower situation here. Can lay down but it has walls around the edges, I'm over 6' and felt scrunched. Shower was okay. Went with the 30 m option for 160. Quick BBBJ was the only decent thing, wasn't feeling it so went doggy and knew I wasn't going to pop so just said everything was okay and took off.

[BabyBoy2013]

Payed a visit based on reviews, should have done more homework and should have left. Made an appointment and when I got there she opened the door and said she was Mimi. Little head was in control. The so called Mimi was wearing red boots maybe 5'2 medium build not shaven. Body maybe a 5 or 6. Again I should have left, rookie mistake. Left 150 lighter. Sucked balls.

[SpaGuy21]

Lotus was a huge let down. I was hoping to grab on to the luck that some of you had here with this spot. Got a 40-50's mami that I said no thank you to. Onto the next.

If you didn't realize it, PPS has infiltrated this thread like he has the other site. It was only a matter of time. Same places being reviewed by the same 4 or 5 profiles. They'll even echo (quote) posts between 2 different profiles to give the impression different mongers are verifying the other's report. A bit clever, I must admit, but nothing new. At least the reviews are somewhat grounded and are written in a way that they are open to interpretation, as far as the provider descriptions. They're vague and subjective so they are not complete BS. And the services described seem accurate. PPS places serve a purpose, like that late night urge after having a couple drinks, so if you know what you're dealing with then there's no disappointment.

[Hapenny]

I just realized that BHC is open when I drove past it to go to Archer Perfect Spa. I thought it shut down after the attack last year. No one has said anything about the place in a long time. Body Health Center used to be reviewed all the time. Can anyone tell if they are performing quality services still? How are the girls?

I gave up on BHC after three tries at different parts of the day over several weeks. I posted about the status of this place. The OPEN sign is lit all the time but there has never been any answer in person at the door or to phone calls.

[Cowboy5]

Had a dream about Lisa recently, It was only a 30 min session so there was a half ass attempt at a 5 min long back rub. On the flip we agreed on L3. I still have more places to visit around town but I would say she was my favorite yet. She started with CG bobbing up and down but then she sat down to take everything in and began doing the grinding / hip gyration thing which I love. After that we went to K9 for 5 min or so but I liked the CG so much I went back to that. Filled the bag at the same time as her "climax" which was fairly convincing. After that she laid on the table and had me massage her back for a few minutes. I couldn't stay away from massaging her ass. She has a very nice ass for an Asian. She's definitely not fat and not rail thin with some B / C cups. Will definitely see her again and would recommend.

[MKEhe]

Just saw Wei Wei, overall. Ehh.

Pics are accurate, she's tiny as hell. No rimming, table shower was weak, she was fully clothed. She only wanted to get completely naked for the finish, other than that she had something on. BBJ was decent.

That is really bizarre, even at the Korean spots in Mt. Prospect, you don't usually hear of the providers not getting naked until it's time for sex. Pretty much all of my experience with this group of apartment joints (819, Kedzie, Tokyo, and Pearl), along with all of the ones I've read, seem like the clothes come off at the start of the shower and don't come back on until the end. Wonder if she had something going on down there.

In any case, bummer that you drew the short end of the stick. How much did you pay, and did you do HH or Hr? If you paid VIP, that almost sounds like a "I'd like some money back, or to at least get some credit for my next visit" kind of situation. If you got a standard HH, lesson learned I guess?

[CornCobMaker]

I know it's been said before but it's worth repeating for anyone who is looking: Sunkiss is totally legit. Got a really nice massage by a cute girl that was sensual by professional spa standards, but there's nothing more to be had here. I'm good place if your back is tight, but you won't be getting a release.

[OF Charlie]

Not sure WTF happened today. Made plan to see Lisa at PD after reading her review in the apartment thread. But decided to stop by at Tokyo spa first to check out Yoyo in case Lisa is not to my liking.

Yoyo opened the door and both Skye and YY were sitting on the couch. I told them that I was just stopping by to take a look at Yoyo. Next thing I knew, they dragged me into the room and offered to do a triple with me. It was early afternoon and only 2 guys by that time. Yoyo hasn't had a guy yet. I told them that I only have 300 that I had prepared for Lisa and I even opened my wallet to show them. But then they said that I could do one girl for 300 an hour and the other 2 girls at 150 each for half hour. I guess business is really slow. I said nice offer, but I don't have 600 on me. They said that I can go to the bank later. Hmm, I said how about I go now and come back in 20 minutes (actually if I had done that, I probably wasn't going to return lol). They said just go after the session as they trust me (I have seen Skye a few times). I think they also thought of the same thing, that if I had gone to the bank first I wasn't going to return haha.

I was still debating, but eventually gave in as I enjoy my times with Skye and YY (reviewed her a few days ago) and Yoyo looks pretty good. What can I say. I am weak when I see pretty girls. Yoyo's pics on the X page are hers. Touched up obviously, but her. Nice B cups that are all natural. They asked me to decide which girl would be the 300 girl. Gush, that really put me in a difficult position. I mean no matter who I pick, someone will probably not be happy. Ended up picking Yoyo as I haven't had a session with her yet. Since she is the 300 girl, she did the nuru. You all know how much I love nuru by now, so there is not much more to add. Yes, Yoyo gave me a BBBJ right in the shower room too as have all the other girls in the past.

Back to the room for the tripe action. I must apologize as I don't remember much now. Sensory overload. I just remember that I had all 3 laid on the bed side by side by side while I dine the first girl and then the second girl and finally the third girl. The view having 3 girls spreading their legs wide open next to each other while they wait for me to pleasure them is truly magnificent! And the only other thing that I remember is that action started out with Yoyo sitting on my face for daty, YY riding me cowgirl and Skye kissing my nipples while I played with her tits and butt. They then rotate and honestly I simply can't remember now who was on my face next and who was riding me. Like I said sensory overload. With Skye and YY being the half hour girls, I made sure I got to fuck both of them before they leave haha. After their half hour was up, Yoyo finished me off.

I think if I have to do this again, I will probably do two girls for the first half hour and then have the third girl come in for the second half hour. 3 girls is too much, at least for me. But definitely no regrets on what happened today. Please note that I don't know if the deal that I got was because business was slow and they gave me a deal or not, so don't get all mad if you don't get the same deal. I mean it could also be because I had sessions with Skye and YY before. 6 Benjamins lighter, but hey YOLO.

[Krackerjack]

Lotus was a huge let down. I was hoping to grab on to the luck that some of you had here with this spot. Got a 40-50's mami that I said no thank you to. Onto the next.

[PantherPride4]

Everyone seems to review the same 5 or so massage parlors. Sometimes adding a few mentions of the pps on the northside or some places on Armitage. You don't hear too much about Ozone since Karly left.

I just realized that BHC is open when I drove past it to go to Archer Perfect Spa. I thought it shut down after the attack last year. No one has said anything about the place in a long time. Body Health Center used to be reviewed all the time. Can anyone tell if they are performing quality services still? How are the girls?

Everybody loves the same Spa's and usually In the Chinatown area. I stopped by Tokyo Spa I did see one of the finer Asian's I've seen In A very long time that place seems more of A brothel not an actual Spa same with Orange. I hope with the busy amount of costumers they have time to clean up after each costumer. Ozone I went last weekend and the lady I had (Who looked late 40's-50's) only said she does HJ not nothing else. She said she doesn't even get naked. And wanted $100 just for A HJ. So $60 door fee and $100 for A HJ yeah no wonder Ozone lost many costumers to Chinatown. There's also new Spa's around Irving Park. Even Belmont has like 3-4 on 1 block.

[PantherPride4]

Recommendations are best when you have a good sense of the reviewer and their tastes and judgement. So figured I'd add something I'd like to see from others. Jinurso used to compile info on providers from CLM and I found it very helpful. Figured I'd try to recreate something similar but with multiple providers and locations. So here goes. These are some of my favs or at least providers that I've seen multiple times:

Princess Latina.

Carolina. Latina from Colombia. Probably low to mid 40's. Nice man mades and curvy ass. Thicker build but not fat at all. Celebrity comp is Cristal Caraballo. ATF for L2 but expensive. She does this thing where she kinda closes the back of her throat on your cock. Drives me crazy and feels amazing. $60 hhr door fee. $150 for CBJ, 200 for bbj. Also, has allowed L4 but YMMV.

CLM.

Zara. Looks black, says she's Latina mix. Mid 20's to 30 age. Super fit, curvy perfect ass. Best man mades I've ever seen. Beautiful face. Best looking provider I've seen in Chicagoland area. Looks comparable to IG models. Easily my fav provider but also easily the most expensive. $160 hhr door fee. $300 for L3. Everything covered.
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Hope this is helpful to others and we can add and expand to these lists.

Yes true about Carolina she the best at Princess Latina but she's 40 something. But to deal with her you have to deal with all the other rude smart mouth Chubbie MT at Princess Latina. She Is for sure more around Mid 40's. I stopped at Perfect Archer the other day they had A badd ass Latina. Better than anything I've seen at Princess and she wanted only $140.

[Billy73]

I have a trip at the end of the month, I'm hoping can catch Monica or Skye before they leave. Hoping OF, skip, SF or my fellow monger knew when they will be leaving. Thanks again.

29th they are leaving.