Massage Parlor Reports

**Mustashlo** · 02-25-24 09:16

Originally Posted by LceMan [View Original Post]

Nice atmosphere and the entrance is non descript, but no music, no real face hole in the table.

The mamasan calls her Jennifer but she told me she prefers Alice. She is very cute with long, black hair. She has really nice natural tits and a cute little ass. You will be very happy with her, I am sure.

Her massage skills leave something to be desired but aside from that, she is definitely a fun ride.

4. for house and 1. 4. Donation.

Is she the only one there? I went there last week and got one of the best BBBJs I've had in Chicago. She fucking worked hard, whereas most girls get tired after 5 or so minutes, she was going to town for like 10+. Girl I saw had terrible english and said I couldn't CIM but everythign else was great. She also put my shoes on. She was older than 38, but still attractive.

Was it. 1 + house.

**Billy73** · 02-25-24 00:14

Friday + Orange Spa + Those Guys = I'll Pass.

Appears Somthing is out of place in these pictures and doesn't belong.

**Rws1990** · 02-24-24 22:42

Decided to give Zara a try and she is as good as advertised, by far the hottest provider I have come across in the Midwest. Only negative is how expensive she is but if you have extra $ I would recommend giving her a try, I doubt a beauty like that will last long. Either get wifed up or hit a better market like Vegas. Now I know I will get shit for this but I paid $$$50 for CBJ. I asked for FS but she said she doesn't do that on first appointment? I know her rate is around 5 for FS. To be honest usually I would never pay that much for just CBJ but I already paid 220 house fee so I just said fuck it but IMO it was actually worth it. Very good service and wouldn't repeat for CBJ but will definitely try FS soon. Just can't justify paying that much in twice in such short period.

Zara is a rare combo of sweet and sexy and she definitely aims to please!

Sidenote please comment or pm if you have seen any of the latinas at CLM.

**Throwaway5192** · 02-24-24 20:58

Originally Posted by Englee [View Original Post]

I didn't negotiate. I know normally 300 is VIP. But when I was texting the appointment setter, he / she quoted the prices which included 270 for the hour VIP. I just thought maybe they were having a slow night and were trying to get customers in with a lower price. Either way, I handed 270 to Monica in the room and she didn't fuss or ask for more.

Okay, I understand you did not negotiate and I take back most of what I said but I am still not surprised because no matter the case, that is not the rate she wants / expects. These girls don't fuss for many reasons and are much more likely to just adjust the way they see fit. I am biased in this particular conversation because I see Monica often. I will say she doesn't get many bad reviews so I am surprised but I am sorry that happened to you. Normally her reviews all mention fairly intense DFK so there had to be a reason but idk.

**DeepLover1** · 02-24-24 20:50

Originally Posted by ChriSilva [View Original Post]

I saw Sofia again yesterday and had my usual great time. I met Amy. She is petite and very cute with a great smile.

Christina, is this the Moon Spa in Montrose?

**SpaGuy21** · 02-24-24 16:20

Originally Posted by Englee [View Original Post]

I didn't negotiate. I know normally 300 is VIP. But when I was texting the appointment setter, he / she quoted the prices which included 270 for the hour VIP. I just thought maybe they were having a slow night and were trying to get customers in with a lower price. Either way, I handed 270 to Monica in the room and she didn't fuss or ask for more.

Just have to chalk it up as a crappy experience. It's going to happen when dealing with rotation girls at turnstile jack shacks. When the majority of mongers are coming in, submitting to their "VIP" pricing, inevitably, there's going to be a slip in service. These girls taking 15+ dicks a day, licking 15+ ass holes makes you "just another one. ".

The logical, economical approach is to go with the basic service and anything beyond "basic" is a bonus. Maybe you throw in a couple extra Jacksons for upgrades above basic and the girl just goes into "VIP" mode cause she only has two speeds, hahaha. As opposed to paying for "VIP" but being disappointed because of lackluster, mechanical service.

It's like a nice bottle of wine. The difference between a cheap $10 bottle of wine and something of quality, say in the $25-30 range is quite noticeable. But difference between that $30 bottle and something in the $90+ range, is surprisingly minute. Expensive is not always good. Not saying go cheap but rather go with a price to value ratio (value-based pricing), that gets you the services you want at satisfactory level of value to you. Again, it's not being cheap, it's being smart. That's just my 2 cents.

**GeneralObvious** · 02-24-24 16:06

Originally Posted by Throwaway5192 [View Original Post]

Maybe it was a chemistry thing but I never negotiate for this reason.

You paid less. You got less. Negotiating insures that you are starting the session off on the wrong foot and call me ignorant but I am not willing to hear an opposing opinion on this. Maybe they are willing to do it for less but you can't expect them to be happy about it. The first impression you made is negative. If you were to make a post saying that you get what everyone else gets for cheaper then that becomes the new standard. Why would any of the girls want to push their value down?

Guys will never understand this. Every guy wants more for less, then complains when service is less than stellar. I would never go to any of the 5 or 6 frequently reviewed places. I have a great rotation of gals north of downtown that are amazing: pretty, sweet, funny, charming, and willing to come in before normal business hours to see me. Negotiation is for the birds. Positive first impressions will lead to better experiences.

**Englee** · 02-24-24 14:57

Originally Posted by Throwaway5192 [View Original Post]

Maybe it was a chemistry thing but I never negotiate for this reason.

You paid less. You got less. Negotiating insures that you are starting the session off on the wrong foot and call me ignorant but I am not willing to hear an opposing opinion on this. Maybe they are willing to do it for less but you can't expect them to be happy about it. The first impression you made is negative. If you were to make a post saying that you get what everyone else gets for cheaper then that becomes the new standard. Why would any of the girls want to push their value down?

I didn't negotiate. I know normally 300 is VIP. But when I was texting the appointment setter, he / she quoted the prices which included 270 for the hour VIP. I just thought maybe they were having a slow night and were trying to get customers in with a lower price. Either way, I handed 270 to Monica in the room and she didn't fuss or ask for more.

**DMichaels69** · 02-24-24 13:35

Its not clever and they are exaggerated and laughable.

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

If you didn't realize it, PPS has infiltrated this thread like he has the other site. It was only a matter of time. Same places being reviewed by the same 4 or 5 profiles. They'll even echo (quote) posts between 2 different profiles to give the impression different mongers are verifying the other's report. A bit clever, I must admit, but nothing new. At least the reviews are somewhat grounded and are written in a way that they are open to interpretation, as far as the provider descriptions. They're vague and subjective so they are not complete BS. And the services described seem accurate. PPS places serve a purpose, like that late night urge after having a couple drinks, so if you know what you're dealing with then there's no disappointment.

**WalkingHard** · 02-24-24 13:16

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

If you didn't realize it, PPS has infiltrated this thread like he has the other site. It was only a matter of time. Same places being reviewed by the same 4 or 5 profiles. They'll even echo (quote) posts between 2 different profiles to give the impression different mongers are verifying the other's report. A bit clever, I must admit, but nothing new. At least the reviews are somewhat grounded and are written in a way that they are open to interpretation, as far as the provider descriptions. They're vague and subjective so they are not complete BS. And the services described seem accurate. PPS places serve a purpose, like that late night urge after having a couple drinks, so if you know what you're dealing with then there's no disappointment.

Which are his places? Can you list so I can know to avoid. DM if it's easier.

**CornCobMaker** · 02-24-24 11:54

Has anyone seen Bree or Angie from CLM and can provide feedback on their looks?

HandyManny7 · 02-24-24 10:17

Originally Posted by Mustashlo [View Original Post]

Wanted MiMi but she was pre occupied. Chloe said try me. I'm like. OK. She's 35 cute, decent B man mades.

Decent little massage. On the flip negotiates 150. Very nice BBBJ, with tongue flicking, licking, attention to taint, balls and shaft. She's flirty and enjoys pleasing. Sucks a nice monster. I was feeling jacked. She almost got me with that mouth. She retrieved some latex and rode, then shifted to mish. I stood aside the table and smashed till that release. MiMi came out when I left and said next time. She's definitely hot looking, but Chloe is cute as well.

I agree. Very cute, beautiful little body with full natural b cups. Greets you ready for fun. Super chill and affectionate. Massage skills. Who cares. YMMV but she was quite accommodating for me. Even DFk. Absolutely no English so we used her google translator. She is 35 but looks 30. She's only here till the end of February. I kind of hate recommending her because I'd rather keep her to myself LOL. But in the sprit of you sex addicts and mongerhood enjoy.

**ChriSilva** · 02-24-24 09:20

Originally Posted by RedGhost79 [View Original Post]

Made an appointment to see the ' Sofia' at Moon in early afternoon. Sofia met me at the door and gave me a big hug and kiss. 31 yrs old and she is about 5'5", HWP, coal black hair and a large set of C cup boobs. I was sitting in my normal position on the table when she walked in and she immediately got dressed for the occasion. She wanted me to lie down, but I laid her down and started DATY for about 10 min. We started at standing missionary and then doggie, before finishing back in standing missionary. She is vocal and seemed to like her boobs slapped from time to time. Did the normal cleanup before chit chat about next time. I really enjoyed my time with her, Sofia is very personable and wants to please and maybe your exact cup of tea. Be safe out there!!

I saw Sofia again yesterday and had my usual great time. I met Amy. She is petite and very cute with a great smile.

**Goofy89** · 02-24-24 01:54

Curious if anybody has been to spot near corner of clark and pratt?

**Throwaway5192** · 02-23-24 22:46

Originally Posted by Englee [View Original Post]

So I took the plunge and went to see Monica on a Thursday night. I paid for the the one hour VIP at $270. I didn't get the same level of enthusiasm or service as some people have described. I got all the usual VIP service but little kissing which I had to initiate. She looks like her pictures on twitter. I also saw the new white girl Sophie while walking back from the table shower. She looks exactly like her pictures. Tall. Maybe 5'8". Well back to Monica. I got the full range of service but felt rushed to finish. Maybe because we didn't click but very mechanical. In and out of 819 with time taking a second shower in 40 minutes. Personally, will not repeat when she returns to Chicago. Felt much like the standard half or 1 hour you get for $140 except with the added BBBJ.

Maybe it was a chemistry thing but I never negotiate for this reason.

You paid less. You got less. Negotiating insures that you are starting the session off on the wrong foot and call me ignorant but I am not willing to hear an opposing opinion on this. Maybe they are willing to do it for less but you can't expect them to be happy about it. The first impression you made is negative. If you were to make a post saying that you get what everyone else gets for cheaper then that becomes the new standard. Why would any of the girls want to push their value down?