Massage Parlor Reports

**AyoHell** · 03-29-22 15:19

TOFTT after reading that they were all grandma's here. For once (my last sarcastic post notwithstanding) two nice looking 40 ish women let me in. One thin one with a sharp bangs haircut and nice eyebrows that made her look stylish. One with beautiful face and more curves and thick long hair. 40 HH, TS included. The TS is a newer space age model. She cleaned the bed, the mat and the floor and my slippers VERY thoroughly while I watched. Vigorous scrub, lots of attention and L1 right there. I could have gone for massage as she seemed decent and strong with her hands. But I was clean and dried off thoroughly. Left. 4 and she said thank you. She seemed very pretty even with the mask. Easy spot although nothing over L1 is on offer it seems. Maybe try to get her top off or see the bangs woman next time. Long haired curvy one is named Ri or Ree. This place is nice because the location is VERY discreet. Secluded parking under the highway.

**DanTheMan1010** · 03-29-22 14:51

I know OD has been talked about a lot so nothing new here.

Nonetheless twice in the past 2 months I have swing by to see Judy. I swear she's the only one who works there but also gives a card and says to call her.

Anyways the first time I did table shower +30 minutes and got L1.

This time table shower +30 minutes and got my salad tossed and then L1.

She never asks a certain amount for tips either.

Usually. 35-.4 at the door and then. 5-. 6.

Yes she's old and not the best looking but it's still very relaxing.

Until I can find an attractive younger lady nearby it's hard to change it up.

Enjoy!

**NovaBrain** · 03-29-22 14:43

Saw Barbie at BHC recently. She looks young (mid 20's) and is about 5'3 with a slim frame (not real petite but still skinny) and what felt like B cups. She's pretty hot but nowhere near as fun as Amber or April. Worth noting I went about an hour before closing so she might've just been tired. I did the half hour and she started with a very light massage. She was brushing her fingertips in the same circular motion for a few minutes before she flipped. DATY was offered but she was done with it after a few seconds. Got a solid CBJ before mish where she really emphasized that I go slow. I think she's very sensitive to big members because I was only able to go about 2/3 of the way in. We tried going deeper but it was obviously not enjoyable for her so we just kind of stopped. She finished me off with a CBJ and I was out of there.

Overall pretty attractive and a nice time. Don't see her if you're hung or have had other SWs comment on size, it probably won't be enjoyable for either party.

Also saw a new name ZhiZhi. Will report back if I can get a hold of her this week.

**GeneralObvious** · 03-29-22 11:23

With the long awaited return of Jessica, and Anna's obvious weight loss, life is grand. Everything is on the menu starting at 140 for Jessica, and $120 for Anna. There was another girl. I couldn't get a good look at her though.

**StanleyStankas** · 03-29-22 10:04

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

Even though they are on the corner, they are easy to miss because they always look closed and they blend in with the other dingy storefronts on that block. A couple of other places in the area are Rose at 4006 with L1 reviews and Coco at 3520 for FS grannies. Coco typically cracks their front door open so it's easy to tell if they are providing services during off hours and the women apparently sleep there.

I will do some recon this Sunday on my way to and back from back of the yards. Sounds like it's actually on the street and not set back in a strip mall. The sleep on a mattress on the floor I have seen that in the past. Been awhile since I have been in one of these places. The only thing I have been told is do everything with hand signs and not verbally (as far as the upsells I mean). I'm old so too old won't work for me. That I can get for free with a neighborhood girl or two up here by me. So for me 40 and below or it won't really work. Being 70 I like anything just above legal really, however I know for my mad money I can only expect so much. I mean I don't have the large coins to spend huge bucks on each nut. Thanks again. I am kind of a scardy cat when it comes to all of this as it's been such a long time since I worked those streets or even went into a joint like this. Just trying to kick the dust and rust off the tool. Thanks again for the info, mr. Fit. Stosh. p.s. yea i know what you mean about blending in with the other dingy storefronts. everything right there is real close and tight. unlike coming in say on 22nd through north riverside, berwyn, cicero. once down in what i like to call the wild and wooly it's real tight.

**Fit312** · 03-29-22 06:21

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Mr. Fit. Now I know exactly where to look. On their site they have a map and it shows the ross clothing store so I know exactly where that is. Like I say I am up and down there as that is my cut through from out here at the big aiport down to back of the yards. So I generally hit melrose first and then down into the city. What perked my ears is when someone mentioned pershing at archer. Thanks again. Stosh.

Even though they are on the corner, they are easy to miss because they always look closed and they blend in with the other dingy storefronts on that block. A couple of other places in the area are Rose at 4006 with L1 reviews and Coco at 3520 for FS grannies. Coco typically cracks their front door open so it's easy to tell if they are providing services during off hours and the women apparently sleep there.

**StanleyStankas** · 03-28-22 19:23

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

https://bodyhealthcenter.org/contact-us/

Mr. Fit. Now I know exactly where to look. On their site they have a map and it shows the ross clothing store so I know exactly where that is. Like I say I am up and down there as that is my cut through from out here at the big aiport down to back of the yards. So I generally hit melrose first and then down into the city. What perked my ears is when someone mentioned pershing at archer. Thanks again. Stosh.

**CornCobMaker** · 03-28-22 19:21

Visited Ozone again a few weeks ago--its becoming my go to. Had a different girl this time than last, but body type was the same. Late 30's, lots of plastic, but very hot for my tastes. Didn't catch a name. She said I was very "polite" so she gave me nude L1 with cum on tits for $60 tip. Enjoyed the experience, but the clean up was a bit awkward on her end.

Like before, would repeat. In terms of AMP, Ozone has some of the better women in terms of attractiveness.

**TokyoJump1** · 03-28-22 18:50

Originally Posted by WalterBlack [View Original Post]

Did you happen to catch her name by any chance?

No. Sorry I didn't catch her name. She is Colombian and only speaks Spanish.

**Fit312** · 03-28-22 14:11

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

As I know it's been mentioned here and forgive me if the address and name has also been given. I thought that members said there was a decent rub place at pershing and archer. I go by there all the time so why am I not seeing anything? Except there is a nail place in a small strip center. Thanks and forgive me if I am missing the obvious. Not captain obvious. More like lieutenant columbo! Just one more thing!! Stosh.

https://bodyhealthcenter.org/contact-us/

**StanleyStankas** · 03-28-22 13:54

As I know it's been mentioned here and forgive me if the address and name has also been given. I thought that members said there was a decent rub place at pershing and archer. I go by there all the time so why am I not seeing anything? Except there is a nail place in a small strip center. Thanks and forgive me if I am missing the obvious. Not captain obvious. More like lieutenant columbo! Just one more thing!! Stosh.

**WhiteN** · 03-28-22 11:02

Originally Posted by Plombier1337 [View Original Post]

I was on reddit looking for massage parlors and this girl messaged me offering a he massage at my place. Has anyone had one of these, should I trust her? Rate seemed about what an AMP would charge. Might test by tofft but would love an opinion.

Might I ask what subreddit you were on to find such a girl?

**Mitsom** · 03-28-22 09:55

I think 819 was shut down for a while. Went there once during pandemic and door was locked. Also think I called once and got no answer. Anyway, saw on maps they showed as open so decided to take the plunge.

Well, they've got a whole new thing going on. Seems place has been remodeled. Called and said I'd be there in an hour. After calling was texted address. I replied that I know because I've been there before. They replied "Ok we have all young a beautiful girls now" So that's totally new to get a text like that from this place in the past too.

Got there about ten minutes late and two other guys waiting in the small lobby. Young mamasan comes out and tells me come back in half hour. I was a little pissed but whatever. Decided to go to the car and wait it out.

Came back and $70 door fee. Taken to room by young mamasan. In walks Bella (I think she said was her name). If you like the young and slender type with ample boobs she is it. Very attractive. Long dark hair. So I get excited.

Massage was ok. A little unfocused as was she. Said it was her first massage there. Some grazing of the boys. When she was doing shoulders I did my move of complementing massage as I reach up and grab a $$ with both hands. She didn't pull away so I'm thinking all good.

On the flip she asks what I want. She says $200 for BJ. Try to talk her down but she won't budge. Settled at $120 for nude HJ. Let me touch the kitty. One leg up on the table. She has kind of a jack hammer technique unfortunately. Also wore pasties. I'm like WTF? She says extra to take them off. Gtfo. Got her to lick my nipples. Made the mistake of touching her hair and she freaked out. At that point I start spanking her little a $$ while she's putting the work in. Finish and she's laughing.

She is super cute and attractive but priced too high I'd say. A little spastic. I know I paid too much but hard to resist when I run into these young cute ones.

Another first, on the way out when putting on shoes (they make you take them off at door. Wanted me to wear sandals and I'm like, nah I'm good) young mamasan sits next to me and rubs my back and gives me candy. Asks, "How was she? First time. " I sort of shrug and nod. She says ok you come back.

So all in all not bad. Just priced too high. But wanted to let you guys know they have a whole new scene at 819.

**FuckIt216** · 03-27-22 22:50

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

She used a different name with me, but I paid 160 for L3 and 260 for anal. Too tight for me to get it in her ass, but we both fingerfucked it. She also likes to choke you while getting fucked.

Fit312 - yes she tried to choke me when she was on top. Actually like her and her fake innocent never down this before approach. Will 100% be making the trip back to see her. Jessica or whatever name she is going by.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 03-27-22 21:13

Originally Posted by TheWimp [View Original Post]

On Thumbtack there is one therapist you might want to see. If you are in the mood for a far suburb travel, I recommend seeing her. It's a great massage and worth a one time visit. PM if you want the detail because I won't include in public post. If I post details it makes it difficult for mongers to book appointment etc.

What direction generally? Thx