Massage Parlor Reports

[Poila]

BHC is my first choice because no girl here has let me down like this ivy today. She washes me with her big tits and I feel two smooth balls rolling on my back from feet to head very comfortable and than I turned around and she ate my dk into her mouth the feel her tongue thick and soft. After it we go into the room she start her whole set of standards service procedures 5 stars strong recommend I paid 280 for whole course service included house fee.

[OrdLover]

Also which Asian MT do you think does the best make out session with deep French kiss? Every time I tried it, it is always a peck or smooch on the lips. It is like the Asian don't know how to kiss at all. You can pm me.

Anybody wants to put in? And vote for a person.

[Poila]

BHC is my first choice because no girls here has let me down like this Ivy today. She wash me with her big big big tits and I feel two smooth balls rolling on my back from feet to head very comfortable than I turned around she ate my dk into her mouth her tongue and teeth become a brush damn she is a dope girl. After it we get into the room she gave a whole set of standards service procedures. 5 stars strong recommend to try.

[ThrilHouse]

Shhhhh you are going to upset papasan and his shills. Anywho it's amazing the advertisement continues after so many goodbyes. But anywho as with any review on any girl lower the standards. Lot of these gals need beer goggle glasses to be seen beautiful. Service will always be hot or miss with Them. You might have better luck with an agency and not a production line.

I'm on a cold streak. Maybe it's me. But starting to think it's not.

Tried this place early last summer and it was a horrible experience. The girl pressed on my back like she was trying to kill a bug. Then quoted me $300 for FS. I passed and took a dry jackhammer L1 which I overpaid for. Lesson learned.

Heard this spot was under new management so gave it another chance.

If anything, the experience today was worse. A terrible, uncomfortable massage with absolutely no teasing. On the flip I'm not anywhere close to hard. She asks, "you want hand, mouth or sex?" I opt for L2, and she expertly unrolls a condom on my limp dick (she must be good at it from experience) and starts a stilted, woodpecker bob until I blow.

I never got hard. And I was so loaded up with meds I would have gotten hard if the wind blew in the right direction. But this naked chick couldn't arouse a flinch in in my dick. I came before I got hard. Mostly because I wanted to.

Also, I was in the room with all the camera monitors and the table had rubber on it with no towels. What the hell with camera monitors in an actual service room? I'm 2-for-2 on that bullshit at this place.

If any of you are having a good experience here, god bless you. I was hoping a little Chinatown magic was coming to the Northside, but no such luck.

I'm starting to believe those who say there are shills on this board. I can't be that unlucky.

[BA4114]

I'm on a cold streak. Maybe it's me. But starting to think it's not.

Tried this place early last summer and it was a horrible experience. The girl pressed on my back like she was trying to kill a bug. Then quoted me $300 for FS. I passed and took a dry jackhammer L1 which I overpaid for. Lesson learned.

Heard this spot was under new management so gave it another chance.

If anything, the experience today was worse. A terrible, uncomfortable massage with absolutely no teasing. On the flip I'm not anywhere close to hard. She asks, "you want hand, mouth or sex?" I opt for L2, and she expertly unrolls a condom on my limp dick (she must be good at it from experience) and starts a stilted, woodpecker bob until I blow.

I never got hard. And I was so loaded up with meds I would have gotten hard if the wind blew in the right direction. But this naked chick couldn't arouse a flinch in in my dick. I came before I got hard. Mostly because I wanted to.

Also, I was in the room with all the camera monitors and the table had rubber on it with no towels. What the hell with camera monitors in an actual service room? I'm 2-for-2 on that bullshit at this place.

If any of you are having a good experience here, god bless you. I was hoping a little Chinatown magic was coming to the Northside, but no such luck.

I'm starting to believe those who say there are shills on this board. I can't be that unlucky.

[WalkingHard]

I'm usually a massage+L1 guy but sometimes indulge in a CBJ. Not often. I've had CBJ at Pacifico, Zeus, and been offered one at Princess Latina. Had the saran wrap CBJ at West River. (Best I've ever had was in Montreal, of course).

Interested if any of you have a local place or provider that is your fav for this service. Thanks!

I honestly don't understand why anyone pays for a CBJ. I'd rather stay home a fuck a fleshlight. Best one I ever had was Let's Spa.

[ScoffLaw32]

I'm usually a massage+L1 guy but sometimes indulge in a CBJ. Not often. I've had CBJ at Pacifico, Zeus, and been offered one at Princess Latina. Had the saran wrap CBJ at West River. (Best I've ever had was in Montreal, of course).

Interested if any of you have a local place or provider that is your fav for this service. Thanks!

[Enderwiggen]

Any idea where Mimi is now?

She is still there last I checked.

[SpaDude777]

Hello, anyone at lang o do anything fun HE? Cute girls that will?

Check out my post from 1-2-2023. If you are really looking for HE, probably not the place to go. They do give awesome Thai massage, I usually do 90 Minutes, worth the extra $. Seems like most of the girls there are at least cute if not hot. You never know, I would wait to the massage is getting close to ending before asking or trying any touching, that way at least will get top notch massage. Good Luck!!

[Member #6526]

Hello, anyone at lang o do anything fun HE? Cute girls that will?

[ScoffLaw32]

Rang the bell at Princess Spa on Belmont. Average looking 30-something Asian girl with decent body answers the door, tells me I have to make an appointment. I figured as much, and she was nice about it. So I headed down the block to Belmont. And an average-looking 30-something Asian girl with decent body buzzed me in and I asked if Eva was available. She was, so I ended up having the usual excellent session with her. Quick shower, great massage, tease, Russian, more massage, and no negotiations. YMMV obviously. I tipped 100, as I feel that's fair for what I got. Still curious about Princess and will probably try again sometime.

[Moss734]

Today was my second time at RL. I was there about a month ago and met up with the Russian girl. I met 3 of the girls from the website. They looked exactly like their pictures from the website. Or at least very close to it. Today, I met with the girl in room 3. She was very good looking and I had a good time with her. But she did not look any why close to the profile picture on the RL website. Neither did the other 2 girls from rooms 1 and 2.

Hey, at least one time the pics matched for you. I'm like 0-5 there for actually getting a girl that resembles the pics. This is after I was promised by the booker the pics are really if the girl there. Needless to say I haven't been back there for quite some time.

[JasonWi]

As I previously mentioned, Natural is under new ownership as of a few months ago. Most if not all their girls will be on the same rotation as apartment now because their girls will mostly be all apartment girls going forward. New girls on the 1st, 11th and 21st of each month. They are differentiating themselves from all those north side spas where girls don't rotate by using younger apartment girls and rotating girls more often. I am still trying to make a case for FOB Anne to be at Natural after her apartment rotation.

Helen just came from an apartment. There was a nice review for her just the other day in the apartment thread, post 8496. Good service as reported by that poster. How would Helen know the names of the previous girls? Not sure why you get so work up over someone not knowing the name of a girl whom she has never met. Oh well, it's your money. Spend or don't spend it however you want.

In retrospect, it was Yaya that I felt was pretending she didn't understand my "Does Lily still work here?" question; I've spoken to Yaya before and believe from that experience and her reaction that she darn well knew what I was asking. So I left the conversation and the business. I shouldn't have blamed Helen and thank you for the tip on the prior review.

[BA4114]

Anyone have any experience with this one? She posts all the time on RubMD, but there is very little other info on her anywhere.

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/2d3d3ec...8-94b7324a2e25

[WallStreetBull]

For anyone wondering she has a boyfriend and is no longer interested in doing full service anything not even bj. she only offers FBSM for lot of $$$ not even a happy ending included.... im going to make a solid pass on this one wish her luck



QUOTE=WallStreetBull;6289708]Gents been looking at sara for sometime but can't get a clear sight of what is on the table has anyone dreamed with her? The price point seems in range but can't imagine any real action.

https://tryst.link/massage/sarabruni

Thanks in advance.

Wsb.[/QUOTE]