Massage Parlor Reports

**DWaits** · 04-01-24 21:17

Originally Posted by BobbyD512 [View Original Post]

It's a papasan place 56** and Ashland.

She was nice enough, but more GILF than MILF. Said DATY is unhygenic.

**BobbyD512** · 04-01-24 20:26

Originally Posted by Dclemati [View Original Post]

I texted with this spot on and Ashland, but they said the massage was 50 for a half hour and 60 for an hour, which made me a little suspicious since pretty much everywhere costs more than that these days. Can anyone confirm if they've tried this spot and if its legit? Is it a massage, more of an apartment setup, a scam, or what?

If this one isn't an option, can anyone recommend North side options near Red Line stops or south of Evanston?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23174081.html

It's a papasan place 56** and Ashland.

**Goofy89** · 04-01-24 17:18

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

Who is the best straight level 1 provider in Chicago? I keep thinking about Angela, in Manhattan. I don't know if guys on this board have been there, but it's just the best massage + L1 and I would love to find someone like that now that I'm living in Chicago again. Thanks guys!

Here's where I go when I want a legit massage.

https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/...y-rubs/1643656

**Nowhere500** · 04-01-24 17:15

Who is the best straight level 1 provider in Chicago? I keep thinking about Angela, in Manhattan. I don't know if guys on this board have been there, but it's just the best massage + L1 and I would love to find someone like that now that I'm living in Chicago again. Thanks guys!

**Dclemati** · 04-01-24 16:28

I texted with this spot on and Ashland, but they said the massage was 50 for a half hour and 60 for an hour, which made me a little suspicious since pretty much everywhere costs more than that these days. Can anyone confirm if they've tried this spot and if its legit? Is it a massage, more of an apartment setup, a scam, or what?

If this one isn't an option, can anyone recommend North side options near Red Line stops or south of Evanston?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23174081.html

**Tangier** · 04-01-24 14:43

Does anyone remember Angel at relax on and Ashland? Heavier set girl but relatively attractive. She gave absolutely amazing massages, the type that puts in the kind of coma that males you forget what the real reason you're there for. She was easily one of the best tease during the massage girls as well. She had this move where she would sit at the foot of the table and slide her foot up between your legs, propping up your junk a little while she would do these long calve to butt strokes while occasionally hitting the boys along the way. I never got anything except a l1 out of her, though I don't think I ever asked. The handy was that good to be honest.

Anyway she was my atf and now she's gone. Considering it sounds like this thread has become nothing but talking about 3-4 girls I thought I'd share one of mine that as far as I can tell, no one has ever really mentioned. Last time I saw her was in 2022 I think and I have no idea what happened to her. Hopefully she moved on to something better. That said, if anyone knows who in talking about and does know something, I'm all ears.

**JamesTChicago** · 04-01-24 13:22

Saw her recently. Lots of makeup. Couldn't tell if she was 20 or 35. Tight ass. Looks great on her knees. Pretty small tits, but gave a great teasing and edging L1. I was a little high, so not entirely sure how long it lasted but felt like a long time. She would often give out little cute moans. Would repeat, but not for her face. I also couldn't tell if she was Hispanic or maybe Filipino. I didn't inquire about extras. Oh and she gave me the option of oil or lotion, which I thought was nice. Pics could be her.

I'm interested in Eva / Eve and Bree from CLM. Anyone have info? DMs are fine.

**DWaits** · 04-01-24 00:53

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Boinking Angel should be a one time rite of passage for all mongers. Everyone deserves the surprise when she takes her padded bra off and goes from a 36 C to a 32 A!

That's hilarious. She's interesting. I had read various reports and some mongers were kind enough to share some other updates via PM. I was going to be the Loop for a meeting and texted her the day before to see if she's normally at the Van Buren spot. She actually texted the day of to see I still wanted to meet. That's 95% more together than almost everyone other provider I've seen in Chicago. It was late morning so I didn't have the experience others had described about her falling asleep with their johnsons in her mouth or seeming like she might be dead while they were pounding away because she was so tired. But that little librarian did try to stay as clothed at possible, which wasn't going to work for me. And then the bra removal as HG says. LOL. Her nipples are nice sized. Not big, but bigger than might be expected for small breasts. I doubt I'd see her again but the price is right and the experience was fun in a non-GFE way.

**SpaGuy21** · 03-31-24 23:15

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Boinking Angel should be a one time rite of passage for all mongers. Everyone deserves the surprise when she takes her padded bra off and goes from a 36 C to a 32 A!

Bwahaha, 100%. The paradox that is Angel.

**Miamiat** · 03-31-24 22:31

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

…So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.

Sounds like a plan. I read a review on RM about a place in West Loop, Meet Spa on Morgan. Sounds like the mgr or owner Maya is a young little thing with good massage skills and likes her naturally over-sized mams sucked on. It initially appears to be legit but it sounds like she is into some fun. Small young Chinese woman with curves? I'll be over to give her a try soon. Out.

**HappyGardener** · 03-31-24 17:43

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.

Boinking Angel should be a one time rite of passage for all mongers. Everyone deserves the surprise when she takes her padded bra off and goes from a 36 C to a 32 A!

**PantherPride4** · 03-31-24 17:28

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Perfect on Archer. Greeted by a Latina, think her name started with an M. English was OK. We could communicate. I say this because it is relevant later. In the room she asked me if I had a card. I told her I didn't. I explained that I don't keep cards on me. She then asks me for my phone number. Instead I hand her 1. 6 standard as I am getting undressed. I don't give the last 4 or phone number, not at Tokyo, not here. So she tells me I paid her too much. She starts quoting me hour and hh rates. What I don't want to happen is I pay for "time" and then I negotiate 1. 6 on top. So Again I give her my payment and she keeps refusing it. So I'm thinking she either thinks I'm L E or she just isn't down and is one of those rare "oh no I don't do that" girls. She is giving me these big high skeptical eyebrows and asks if maybe I meant to see another girl and then starts saying "oh sorry my english. " So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.

Same experience I stopped by Perfect Archer had the Same Latina. She had A blue dress with Her butt cheeks poking out. I was thinking In my head to check out the younger Latina down the street at Orange. But I stayed this Lady gave me A card and stamped It but she kept asking for my last 4 phone numbers and she lied told me she only does Massages when I know for A fact they do FS here. I told her I'm not Law Enforcement so she then smiled and told me to lay down she kissed all over my body then rode me like A motorcycle. I wasn't all the way Into It so told her to just finish with Hand-Job. I was pissed usually Perfect Archer has younger hotter Latina's. Just 2 weeks ago they had A decent looking Latina but then they was so busy.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 03-31-24 14:15

Perfect on Archer. Greeted by a Latina, think her name started with an M. English was OK. We could communicate. I say this because it is relevant later. In the room she asked me if I had a card. I told her I didn't. I explained that I don't keep cards on me. She then asks me for my phone number. Instead I hand her 1. 6 standard as I am getting undressed. I don't give the last 4 or phone number, not at Tokyo, not here. So she tells me I paid her too much. She starts quoting me hour and hh rates. What I don't want to happen is I pay for "time" and then I negotiate 1. 6 on top. So Again I give her my payment and she keeps refusing it. So I'm thinking she either thinks I'm L E or she just isn't down and is one of those rare "oh no I don't do that" girls. She is giving me these big high skeptical eyebrows and asks if maybe I meant to see another girl and then starts saying "oh sorry my english. " So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.

**Jayp80** · 03-31-24 14:13

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.

I recently started going into the office, Angel's van buren location is literally a block from where I park. If she wasn't so annoying, sneaky and ran a better operation she would be a perfect post work stop off.

**SpaGuy21** · 03-31-24 12:15

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

LOL. I think I know who you are talking about. Is it the infamous Angel?

Originally Posted by Billy73 [View Original Post]

Doll Spa.
2nd Floor S WENTWORTH.
Star was name given last time I was there before I left the CHI.

Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.