Massage Parlor Reports

[Moejoo]

A fortyish lady that many of us know claimed to be half Japanese and half Chinese and working as a translator part-time even though she worked at multiple spas at the same time. Now she supposedly went to the East Coast to go to college. Was not really surprised when I looked her up to see that she got a modest PPP loan as a sole proprietor.

She told you her real name, or you are a business insider?

[BadDances]

I have a latex allergy, hard to find but you can get non latex condoms. If either of you have sex with a latex condom and the other has an allergy, when you put it in raw, the one with the allergy will break out in a rash. That's how I found out my ex-wife was screwing a guy at work. Wash it off well and never, never put pure alcohol on it. Just my experience.

Skyn condoms are great for that.

[Fit312]

Oh I'm Brazilian, oh my moms a speech pathologist, oh Chinese girls who don't read or write English are getting masters degrees. LMAO.

A fortyish lady that many of us know claimed to be half Japanese and half Chinese and working as a translator part-time even though she worked at multiple spas at the same time. Now she supposedly went to the East Coast to go to college. Was not really surprised when I looked her up to see that she got a modest PPP loan as a sole proprietor.

[Piday314]

Can you tell us her name and perhaps a description? TIA.

I wasn't clear. Sorry. Karly was the MT.

Fan. Tas. Tic!

[DMichaels69]

Oh I'm Brazilian, oh my moms a speech pathologist, oh Chinese girls who don't read or write English are getting masters degrees. LMAO.

If you haven't tried Karly at Ozone she might fit the bill for you. Everyone including her says she's Brazilian living in Thailand, or Thai from Brazil or whatever. But I've suspected that's a bit of marketing on her part. She reminds me of a light skin black girl from Cali. Sounds that way too. I once asked her how she speaks English with absolutely no accent (or maybe a Cali one) and she told me her mother is a speech pathologist LOL. Um ok. If I ever see her again I thought I'd ask her to say a few things to me in Thai or Portuguese. Anyone ever heard her talk in any of these languages that she's "from"?

Anyway, even if my suspicions are incorrect she's a hot little number that by all physical appearances (and verbal) would fit your quenching for a black provider.

She is 100% American. But she and her husband spend a lot of time in Thailand.

[WalkingHard]

Has anyone tried Enjoy Life Spa on Belmont and toftt? I didn't know Natural Healer was raided and closed. Haven't been there in over a year. I read previously that Natural Healer (before closing) was getting the rotation of some of the girls from 819 and PD. Does anyone have information if Enjoy Life gets any of the talent from Chinatown? I have stopped going to the places on Archer for a few of reasons. One is the traffic on the Kennedy from the northside to there is horrible. Another reason is that I don't get the specific girl I made the appointment with or I am sitting on the couch with another dude waiting for the next girl up.

It was hit a few weeks or months back. Saw CPD as well as the City Dept of Business Affairs van parked outside. Probably just checking business license and massage license but those are always just the steps to an initial investigation. Once they go in they'll find something to justify keeping it under watch so I'd avoid IMO. Agree with you about Chinatown shops as well. Traffic is horrible, appointment not kept, and they're too open IMO. Enjoy Life is worth a visit I'll say that much. Don't like sharing too much to feed the lurkers.

[FunVen]

It got raided a little while ago thought it closed? Check out Enjoy Life Spa on Belmont / Ravenswood just short distance from Natural Healer. I hear they offer a good service.

Drove past 2 weeks ago and saw lights are still on. But did not partake.

[RickSomething]

If you haven't tried Karly at Ozone she might fit the bill for you. Everyone including her says she's Brazilian living in Thailand, or Thai from Brazil or whatever. But I've suspected that's a bit of marketing on her part. She reminds me of a light skin black girl from Cali. Sounds that way too. I once asked her how she speaks English with absolutely no accent (or maybe a Cali one) and she told me her mother is a speech pathologist LOL. Um ok. If I ever see her again I thought I'd ask her to say a few things to me in Thai or Portuguese. Anyone ever heard her talk in any of these languages that she's "from"?

Anyway, even if my suspicions are incorrect she's a hot little number that by all physical appearances (and verbal) would fit your quenching for a black provider.

She is 100% American. But she and her husband spend a lot of time in Thailand.

[Daytime Jay]

All the spas other than Sunflower are legit for the most part. You might get L1 at Comfort on North Ave (one time I went it was totally legit and another time L1) and at Happy Feet (based on other reports) if lucky, but the others are SS at best (thanks, Asian Crown). I always wanted to try Wu's on Madison sometime, like later in the evening if nobody was getting nails done. No reports on that place, but actually probably strictly legit based on the looks of it.

Wow, I just went scrolled back to May and saw Sunflower got busted not long after my last visit. I drove by yesterday and the spa is totally gone. It doesn't even look like it was ever there. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did, but sounds like they were taking too many chances with that location. Guess that's it for them as it doesn't look like they are planning on reopening.

[Englee]

It got raided a little while ago thought it closed? Check out Enjoy Life Spa on Belmont / Ravenswood just short distance from Natural Healer. I hear they offer a good service.

Has anyone tried Enjoy Life Spa on Belmont and toftt? I didn't know Natural Healer was raided and closed. Haven't been there in over a year. I read previously that Natural Healer (before closing) was getting the rotation of some of the girls from 819 and PD. Does anyone have information if Enjoy Life gets any of the talent from Chinatown? I have stopped going to the places on Archer for a few of reasons. One is the traffic on the Kennedy from the northside to there is horrible. Another reason is that I don't get the specific girl I made the appointment with or I am sitting on the couch with another dude waiting for the next girl up.

[IAmTheManyo]

Can you tell us her name and perhaps a description? TIA.

I visited Ozone before and had a great experience. That said it was not with the infamous Karly.

I called ahead to confirm availability. (I tried a few days prior and she was off.)

I arrived, checked in, and headed to the massage room.

Light, sensuous massage. Warm rags on feet and hand set mood from start. Good, comforting talker. But also matter of fact.

On flip, she asked about my interests. I said I'm interested in all her worldly skills.

She explained her menu / skills. I decided to learn about the Greek experience.

Stated once it goes in back, it won't go in front.

Started with BBBJ. Before she lubbed up, I asked about DATY and she was happy to straddle my face.

Transitioned to Greek RCG. Slid right in. Amazing.

Great body. Firm back, toned arms, fantastic ass.

Went on floor pad on floor K9 to keep noise under control. This was ok, but I was half on pad, half off.

Went standing missionary on table. Right up her rear. Just magical.

To keep with time, she offered BBBJ to finish. I decided to lay down and asked her for 69 while she blew. DATY was fantastic and brought me to the edge. She was accommodating and I blew in her mouth. I didn't hear her gargle, but I don't know how much I produced.

Cleaned up, chatted a little and was on my way.

Great time. Would be thrilled with just CFS. May be ATF.

Score: 50/250.

[Piday314]

I visited Ozone before and had a great experience. That said it was not with the infamous Karly.

I called ahead to confirm availability. (I tried a few days prior and she was off.)

I arrived, checked in, and headed to the massage room.

Light, sensuous massage. Warm rags on feet and hand set mood from start. Good, comforting talker. But also matter of fact.

On flip, she asked about my interests. I said I'm interested in all her worldly skills.

She explained her menu / skills. I decided to learn about the Greek experience.

Stated once it goes in back, it won't go in front.

Started with BBBJ. Before she lubbed up, I asked about DATY and she was happy to straddle my face.

Transitioned to Greek RCG. Slid right in. Amazing.

Great body. Firm back, toned arms, fantastic ass.

Went on floor pad on floor K9 to keep noise under control. This was ok, but I was half on pad, half off.

Went standing missionary on table. Right up her rear. Just magical.

To keep with time, she offered BBBJ to finish. I decided to lay down and asked her for 69 while she blew. DATY was fantastic and brought me to the edge. She was accommodating and I blew in her mouth. I didn't hear her gargle, but I don't know how much I produced.

Cleaned up, chatted a little and was on my way.

Great time. Would be thrilled with just CFS. May be ATF.

Score: 50/250.

[ThighSpreader]

I have a latex allergy, hard to find but you can get non latex condoms. If either of you have sex with a latex condom and the other has an allergy, when you put it in raw, the one with the allergy will break out in a rash. That's how I found out my ex-wife was screwing a guy at work. Wash it off well and never, never put pure alcohol on it. Just my experience.

[Mitsom]

Can anyone recommend a black provider? Haven't seen many.

If you haven't tried Karly at Ozone she might fit the bill for you. Everyone including her says she's Brazilian living in Thailand, or Thai from Brazil or whatever. But I've suspected that's a bit of marketing on her part. She reminds me of a light skin black girl from Cali. Sounds that way too. I once asked her how she speaks English with absolutely no accent (or maybe a Cali one) and she told me her mother is a speech pathologist LOL. Um ok. If I ever see her again I thought I'd ask her to say a few things to me in Thai or Portuguese. Anyone ever heard her talk in any of these languages that she's "from"?

Anyway, even if my suspicions are incorrect she's a hot little number that by all physical appearances (and verbal) would fit your quenching for a black provider.

[Hajima]

Any info about Lang on Chicago? I'm thinking of going, mostly just for a great and well needed massage. But extras never hurt, just not the priority. If I don't hear anything I'll TOFTT if time allows. Other suggestions just north or west of downtown would be welcome! I'm full of knots!

Thanks!