Massage Parlor Reports

[Horny Massage2]

Hey Gents,

Took a trip based on info found on CL. Hit an Asian salon offering 2 options - I took option #1 $35 for a half hour massage (or you can choose $55 for an hour). Girl was 28 or 29 years old. IMHO I thought she looked great. I'll give her an 8. Small ass (go figure) but it was sufficient and curvy. Nice breasteses, verrrry nice :-)) They were a good handful and aue de natural. Oh yeah, they taste good too! An excellent massage from head to toe.

Beautiful young lady did not speak any English - funny thing - I didn't even need it. On the flip she completed the whole front and just when I thought it was over - little D (then big D) got some attention. I decided to be nice and leave .45 for a tip. Again no English spoken - not even a word about a tip was ever mentioned. She just went on about her business in a smoth and relaxing manner.

Definately gonna be a repeat. DD

[Charter]

I saw an ad on CL for Rose Spa, just wondered if anyone had tried it an if it was legit or amp.

[Chi Guy]

Maybe I've jarred a few bad mongering memories for a few of you? Christ, I can't believe one of you guys tried to dupe me in to getting arrested. Perhaps a little extreme, don't you think?

Again, I reiterate my apology for my original comments, they were poorly stated. I would also like to thank those of you that accepted my original apology.

That being said, I still stand by the point of my original comment. The prices in this city are inflated and the market (mongers) has allowed it to continue.

We got your point. Let's move on.

[Horny Massage2]

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Hello all.

Please report back on all the nice. Slanted pussy in China.

Where in China are you? Find out the detalis so I can follow. I have never been to China. Oh yeah, take some pics too. Donnie

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Hi,

It appears that you inadverently forgot to correctly place the quote tags in this report. Usually I can fix this sort of thing before it's displayed, but I don't have a clue as to how you intended this report to appear.

The quote tags are simple to use, all you have to do is look for them in the text. Anything that you want to appear in quotes must start with "[quote]" and end with "[/quote ]". It's that simple.

In addition, you can preview your report before it's posted, so it's easy to check if you got it right before it's displayed in The Forum.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Miami Guy]

Maybe I've jarred a few bad mongering memories for a few of you? Christ, I can't believe one of you guys tried to dupe me in to getting arrested. Perhaps a little extreme, don't you think?

Again, I reiterate my apology for my original comments, they were poorly stated. I would also like to thank those of you that accepted my original apology.

That being said, I still stand by the point of my original comment. The prices in this city are inflated and the market (mongers) has allowed it to continue.

[Goat Trotter]

I amnot sure if that was due to censorship or due to the earthquake in Taiwan that disrupted internet service for all of Asia. I think that because I was barely able to send and receive emails as well.

+1

Some major ISPs were down. I've been in Asia for the past few weeks. It's been off and on.

Doubt it was censorship.

[HappyGardener]

Hello all.

I have not been able to access this site from Bejing. I amnot sure if that was due to censorship or due to the earthquake in Taiwan that disrupted internet service for all of Asia. I think that because I was barely able to send and receive emails as well.

Edone aplologized via PM to me, Miami apologized, and I apologize to all of you for wasting your time over a silly comment. Lets move on.

I 'll let you know when I put some posts onthe International Board from HK. Last night in Bejing, I had a 2 girl massage with BJ from both and HJ finish for about $85 American. Ahh, a little too much because the girls were gigling too much and trying imitate Japanese Porn stars with fake moaning. But hey I got off finally.

And oh I can't resist one more....if I go to an AMP in an Asian country, then its not really run by immigrants is it? Oh never mind. I have some pretty severe jet lag.

[Horny Massage2]

That's precious Donnie, you can't even write a proper sentence yourself and you have the audacity to insult a well-known senior member.

I wasn't trying insult anyone, just making my point.

I'm also a senior member on ISG - not that it matters. I will chime in when I feel the need.

Lastly, I don't care to watch English grammar when typing something in a forum. I graduated from college long ago. Let me know if this forum becomes an lesson in grammar.

DD

[Mfl Erdie]

Anyone know anything about the new parlor at Lawrence and Damen? So close to my place! Hope it's good!

[Chi Guy]

I was being a smart ass - not looking for an explanation.

Putting the jackass in his place. In an earlier post he was complaining about all the immigrants in Chi-town.

FYI - I've heard the phrase in Brazil and another phrase just like it Romania.

I think that we've all had enough of getting on Miami Guy. The guy was a dick, but apologized only 11 hours after making his original comments. And to be fair, Edone10 also apologized for his posts, albeit by PM.

Let's let bygones be bygones.

[Luv Nooke]

And WTF is mea culpa? Must be a damn immigrant himself. If not he should use the proper language. If bet the guy is South American or European.

DD2

That's precious Donnie, you can't even write a proper sentence yourself and you have the audacity to insult a well-known senior member.

[Ustlookingj]

Ever watch South Park? Good. You know the school counselor - mr Mackie? - Good. Now repeat after me - Falling in love with a hooker is baaaad, m'kay.

sheesh

Heres one that I think all of us at some point or another can relate too.

A couple of mongers and I were at a local gin mill, and as we drank more truth serum, the monger stories started getting better. However, one of the mongers buds was not saying much. We drank more and he finally spilled the beans.

He has been seeing this massage girl at a spa for about 6 months and only requests her. He said things got really hot, and GFE started, and she would call him and tell him she loved him a couple of times a week, and during their sessions. He said he really fell for her and believed her when she said it.

Well guess what happens? He gets some info from others, and she is still fucking around with other guys. He shows her the e-mails that he gets, and she is in total denial about any of it to the point of tears. My first thought was she is pissed because she got caught, Right? He is torn up about it and said he wants to believe her, but how can he. I feel bad for him because he is a monger that women of all races fall for, smooth as silk, and hardly ever gets turned down by any of them, or so he says.

This situation has happened to me a couple of times, and I think we want the companionship that these girls give us so bad, that we lose our sense of what these girls really are.

Especially the Asian girls. They can just disappear with no warning at all. ,never to be heard from again.

Anyway, just a story that I think we can all relate too.

Huge1

[Horny Massage2]

"Mea culpa" is an acknowlegement of guilt. Although it's Latin in its roots, it's a common English phrase.

I was being a smart ass - not looking for an explanation.

Putting the jackass in his place. In an earlier post he was complaining about all the immigrants in Chi-town.

FYI - I've heard the phrase in Brazil and another phrase just like it Romania.

[Confucius]

Originally posted by HUGE1:

"I feel bad for him because he is a monger that women of all races fall for, smooth as silk, and hardly ever gets turned down by any of them, or so he says. "


Of course they don't turn him down he's paying them.LOL.

Stay safe, strap up

Lady

He doesn't pay them after they meet him, after they get done with work.

He has a bunch of numbers from them that they give him. He has called some when I was with him whereever.

They turn out to be all liars is the whole point of the post, and that there are feelings hurt even among us mongers.

[Ms Lady1234]

Originally posted by HUGE1:

"I feel bad for him because he is a monger that women of all races fall for, smooth as silk, and hardly ever gets turned down by any of them, or so he says. "


Of course they don't turn him down he's paying them.LOL.


Stay safe, strap up

Lady