Massage Parlor Reports

[George W. Bush]

Anybody have any experience with a place called Absolute on Milwaukee, next to the Portage Park theater? I was driving through the city and noticed it yesterday. PM if needed-I'll happily TOFTT if there's a chance of anything there.

[Farwest Burbs]

I visited 24 & Wentworth last week. My first time, so Yung gave me a tour of the place, which is the cleanest MP I’ve ever been in.

He introduced me to May, who gave me a TS and finished it off by massaging me with milk.. (She warned me ahead of time it would be cold) May is a cute girl who says she’s 30. I would have guessed very low 20’s. I asked whether she could take off her shirt, and she gave me a wide-eyed innocent look and said “Oh no”, smiled at me and continued the TS.

Nancy did the massage, one of the most teasing I’ve ever experienced. When I asked about extras, she said she couldn’t take off any clothes. She did allow my hands to roam everywhere, but only through her clothes. I managed to get one hand under her shirt and unhooked her bra. She instantly stopped the massage, re-hooked her bra, and resumed the massage. She didn’t say a word, but I got the message, and stopped trying.

So I left, horny as hell (Nancy DOES know how to tease).

I intend to go back, and hope that there will be some extras available to a returning customer. (Yung gave me a $10 coupon for my next visit.)

[The Mvp]

I live in Toledo and go to an Oriental massage parlor about every other week. The place is clean, friendly, and private and the girls are mostly cute. They always offer FS and it costs around 1. 8 with the tip and entry fee included.

I have been going through this forum for hours and have yet to find a similar place in Chicago. I am taking a trip there soon for a few days and will eventually relocate there.

It doesn't have to be the exact same type of thing, but what would be your recommendations of where I should look first. I promise I will report back on the forum of my experiences while I am there.

Thanks In Advance!

[Brwn Sgr]

Strange finish?

I have been there many times. I always had T----. Sat. I had Lisa and it was very strange finish to the massage. But everyone was happy.

[Coloradoguy]

I drove past a place called the Higgins Spa late Sun. Afternoon. It's on Higgins west of O'hare. Anyone every used it? Reports appreciated.

[PussyPoker]

I have been there many times. I always had T----. Sat. I had Lisa and it was very strange finish to the massage. But everyone was happy.

[Brwn Sgr]

Had a college student, american, brown hair, nice to look at, but got nothing what so ever. not even at the TS, not even a glimmer of hope. however, saw a SMOKING hot short, black haired, huge tatas european girl working there that i would have certainly enjoyed the company of.

The place has no locks, not even doors, so i am wondering whether you can get anything there. might be my last time.

[SpokenOne69]

Visited a Chinese apartment in the near north area. Parking hard to find. Attendants name was Andra. 5' 1" 107 lbs nice enhanced breasts. Very good massage and got all that I wanted. Said she likes American men (who doesnt) and my smooth skin (? ). But, she acted liked it and I got my money's worth. Stayed for 80 minutes. That makes up for the times when I have been rushed elsewhere. Claims she's leaving 4/11 and return 4/20.

I would repeat for the $. 60. I gave her an extra. 20 for the 10 minute facial massage.

She is easy to find in the reader. Look for a Chinese heading

P.S. She has a very unusual way of dis mounting after a doggie finish. Very limber!

[Rubenme2]

Went back to the above named place. Saw Monica again. Let me know if this is crazy? .8 at the door then for 1.5 got the TS with extra attention in the right spots. In the room got busy right away. BBBJ--Gave AR and DATY. My digits roamed freely to Greece and back. Then concluded with FS and Greek. This being my second visit she was comfy with me. Almost felt guilty for the price. That passed in a second. She was vocal the first time I visited insisting on 2. I only gave her 1.2 that time and did all of the above except the FS and Greek. She really enjoys a good tongue lashing and once you get her going she wants to continue with it. She has a nice body and is pleasant to look at. I enjoy the entire massage experience from TS to FS. I highly recommend her. So 2.3 for the whole enchilada. What do you think?

Yeah first visit sounds about right price wise. Monica is one of the best there. Best table shower for sure and most accomedating. Glad to know she is still there.

[Quimby]

Went back to the above named place. Saw Monica again. Let me know if this is crazy? .8 at the door then for 1.5 got the TS with extra attention in the right spots. In the room got busy right away. BBBJ--Gave AR and DATY. My digits roamed freely to Greece and back. Then concluded with FS and Greek. This being my second visit she was comfy with me. Almost felt guilty for the price. That passed in a second. She was vocal the first time I visited insisting on 2. I only gave her 1.2 that time and did all of the above except the FS and Greek. She really enjoys a good tongue lashing and once you get her going she wants to continue with it. She has a nice body and is pleasant to look at. I enjoy the entire massage experience from TS to FS. I highly recommend her. So 2.3 for the whole enchilada. What do you think?

[genuis8]

Had a nice table shower at 24th and Wentworth AMP. ( You guys know) Had T-----, very thorough and attentive with my DNA going down the drain. Can anyone share their time at the the same said spot and with whom? Going to try another today and I will let you know.
Huge1

Had table shower and massage with Lisa. Since it was my first time, nothing happened ... but it looked like more (HS?) was possible (on future visits) as she did massage very close to the important area. A little roaming of hands was allowed.

[Silvio]

It's a self serve joint like all the rip off joints in addison. Stay away if your like your wallet. I'm curious as to where you even read it had a good review.

[Confucius]

Had a nice table shower at 24th and Wentworth AMP. ( You guys know)

Had T-----, very thorough and attentive with my DNA going down the drain.

Can anyone share their time at the the same said spot and with whom?

Going to try another today and I will let you know.

Huge1

[Horny Massage2]

I am a long time lurker and felt it was time to report.
I have been to Bamboo several times. My first was Karen. She was a 9 on any scale, at least mine. Really expensive! $1. 5, but worth it for a very friendly HS. That was on top of the. 8 for the door. CRAZY, I know, but I would happily do it again. If I could. I was there last week and Karen no longer works there. I saw Diane. A 4 on the scale. 5 for a quick handshake, I wanted nothing more.Over all really expensive.
Gotafly?

Crazy is right, but its your money. Just about any amp you can get a full hour massage for 60 and a HS for 40 more thats 100 total. You paid 80 at the door and 150 on top of that??? Thats 230. What the..........?

Or you can hit an apt for 160 all in, and keep the 170 for the next week.

Dude, do yourself a favor - read the forum, get some knowledge and then go have some less expensive experiences.

The norm for a HS is only 40 - period. BJ from 60 - 80. DD

[Ken Blue Eyes]

Recently visited Xindy and saw Lola. She's late 20's/early 30's and attractive. I had seen reports that this place is strictly legit, so I had low expectations. Received probably the most complete technical massage that I've ever had for $60 and a full hour. That included, back walking, hot towel treatments, skull and facial, finger and toe pulling, etc. etc. Excellent bodywork, if you're into that kind of thing.

Standard HR for 40 was too firm, too fast, but did the job.

Was not offered shower, table shower, or sauna, which turned out okay since the technical massage was the best part of the session. Warm moist towels are offered during different parts of the session.

She was fully clothed during entire session, and she had me draped for most of the session. A sign is posted about no pornographic type services available--Therapy massage only.

Great massage though. I'd probably repeat if in the area just to see what the next visit might bring. Other provider in the lobby was young and attractive too.

Ken