Massage Parlor Reports

[Bend It]

Snowmadics, did you lose your way around? This is Chicago Massage Parlor reviews, not Matteson! wake up.

Snow, thank you for the update on a *massage parlor* in the *massage parlor* section. And Kutty - get more than 5 posts under your belt before you start crapping on other posters, who post good and valuable info.

Bend It

[Eliseo]

Hi,

I just moved to Chicago from Benton Harbor, Michigan.

Can anybody help me out with some good hispanic massage parlors.

[Goat Trotter]

Oh that reminds me I went to this place on N Ashland. Turned out to be Rose, I should have done my research first. Saw the damn thing on CL without the name and jumped on it. Serves me right.

Zip. nada. Chick was trying to give me scares about a camera in the room and that she was told by the boss not to mess around with the customers... blah blah.

Sweet chicks but nothing has changed from previous posts. They give a $10 discount but that doesn't matter much.

PS: yeah I went broke last week with all these visits and frustrations.

[Kutty]

Snowmadics, did you lose your way around? This is Chicago Massage Parlor reviews, not Matteson! wake up.

I went to the Crystal Health Spa in Matteson since it opened back up and got nothing but a great massage!

[Confucius]

Also visited Brandy a few days ago. She's really nice, gave me a discount because there was a muck up with my original appt.

I think someone said she was ripped, I think that was an understatement. She's cut to the bone. Thought it was going to be hard massage but she was very gentle.

Not sure if it's worth the price though.

Love her bathroom =) If you've ever seen it.

Glad to see I am not the only one keeping these places in business. As dead as this board is, I thought I was the only one keeping the doors open in various places.

On a side note--I hear the girls at 24th and Wentworth have been told to tell the customers not to put anything on the internet about the "massage and/or table shower".

Hell, as usual, I will tell if you want to share. But only if you share info with me.

[Goat Trotter]

Also visited Brandy a few days ago. She's really nice, gave me a discount because there was a muck up with my original appt.

I think someone said she was ripped, I think that was an understatement. She's cut to the bone. Thought it was going to be hard massage but she was very gentle.

Not sure if it's worth the price though.

Love her bathroom =) If you've ever seen it.

[HappyGardener]

I drove past a place I had never noticed before. Ocean Air Spa on 5816 N. lincoln Ave. It is on the 2nd floor above a Korean glass and mirror buisness.

Sorry about the poor quiality of the pics. Best my little camera phone could do in the dark.

[Kutty]

Zo Sun You are absolutely right she is Jessica from AJ salon. Big Aerolas and "what do you want?" question.

No if you know her well she will work out with you. I took these pictures and other videos of her recently when she was there in january. She is coming back. She has to. I want those DD's with big aerolas giving BJ to my "Willy".

In the meantime play safe and enjoy!

Actually no, the buzzer has always been there. But with Joyce no longer working there, there is no one to sit at the front desk. The Latina girls are either working or watching TV.

And yes I was going to guess that those were Jessicas boobs. I remember those big aerolas. She still is there from time to time. But I think just to open up or sit at the desk.

And I asked about the "Bust". They have not been busted. That traffic aide was killed in front of their place the other day which may have accounted for a lot of police cars in front of their place

[Kutty]

They did not got busted. The owner has connections with the chitown mafia, aldermans and knows people in CPD. He has cops as customers too!! so don't worry and enjoy. Though their name is "AJ hair salon" they work more like an hispanic and asian apartments offering full service for $1.6.

As for the buzzer just give them a call and go. This way you don't look foolish standing outside.

Oh one more thing, they have installed a buzzer, probably because they got busted. So if noone is at the desk you could be left looking foolish outside... I was like, "yeah I'm going in to get my nails done".... LOL!

[Zo Sun]

Oh one more thing, they have installed a buzzer, probably because they got busted. So if noone is at the desk you could be left looking foolish outside... I was like, "yeah I'm going in to get my nails done".... LOL!

Actually no, the buzzer has always been there. But with Joyce no longer working there, there is no one to sit at the front desk. The Latina girls are either working or watching TV.

And yes I was going to guess that those were Jessicas boobs. I remember those big aerolas. She still is there from time to time. But I think just to open up or sit at the desk.

And I asked about the "Bust". They have not been busted. That traffic aide was killed in front of their place the other day which may have accounted for a lot of police cars in front of their place

[Snowmadics]

I went to the Crystal Health Spa in Matteson since it opened back up and got nothing but a great massage!

[Goat Trotter]

Oh one more thing, they have installed a buzzer, probably because they got busted. So if noone is at the desk you could be left looking foolish outside... I was like, "yeah I'm going in to get my nails done".... LOL!

Her name is Alexa. She used to work there last summer. Her English IS poor.

Thanks for the tip.

[Illegal Alien]

Mishima how do you know that the guest was a professor? Did you took his class? Maybe the girl thought you are a professor so she did not stay on "your little brother".

Last week, I visited this place and a young, part-time girl gave me massage. . There was one guest about to leave that time, and look like a professor. Massage is so so, because I just want to relax and ask her not hurt me like another elephant therapist there. She is short, slim and has nice attitude. But I just so confused why she wore so many clothes. I thought she should only wear one silk underwear. 0.5 is reasonable if she can give me extra. Totally upset, she even didn't stay on my little brother.

My feeling is: there are just few AMPs in Chitown, also means no competition among them. I'd like to other individual AMPs to save my money and get great time.

[Illegal Alien]

Johnabc,

You should be deported for asking such a silly question.

[Mafiaman]

These DD's has to be Jessica from AJ salon.
I miss her booby job!!

Jessica always reminds me of a joke.
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A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife.

His friends ask him why he doesn't want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies...

"Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea"

So what say the friends, flip her over.

"Well, she also has diarrhea" the guy says.

"Yuck, but what about her mouth." The friends chime in.

"Halitosis" the man says.

"Damn, Why would you stay with her?" The friends say.

"Well," the guy replies "She also has worms, and you guys know how I like to fish."
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