Massage Parlor Reports

**Enderwiggen** · 07-12-09 13:19

Originally Posted by HappyGardener

For years, and I mean YEARS, I left $20 for a HJ. Now I might leave $40 for an HJ. But that is only if I really and truly get a decent massage. I never, NEVER negotiate. I just dont. This is what you get. Take it or leave it. You do what I ask for or you get 0. Zero.

More often than not though I am going someplace where I already know I am going to get FS. And I am going to drop $100 for that. Thats it.

And I am amazed how many reports from you guys I see where the girls say no to getting in their pants because they are on the rag. My God, are Chinese womens periods 3 weeks long? It seems like every report says the girl says it is her time. Thats the oldest trick in the book.

Ummm not always true. I got Jenni once. And she shows me the pad. I had them switch the girl. The next girls was too, I hit it anyway.

I'm a dirty old man.

**Slim** · 07-12-09 08:33

Originally Posted by HappyGardener

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And I am amazed how many reports from you guys I see where the girls say no to getting in their pants because they are on the rag. My God, are Chinese womens periods 3 weeks long? It seems like every report says the girl says it is her time. Thats the oldest trick in the book.

I thought the same thing and pushed this once and ended up with a "told you so"...I don't push it anymore. But you are right, a lot do fake it. Most have the armor panties on, which tell me to stay away.

**Whisper2000** · 07-12-09 00:19

No new places to report.

Senina - Had Lisa. I had a good session last time, but she spent a lot of time hassling me about an extra $10 for a total $50 on the tip. She acts nice the whole time, but its a bit over the top.

CTM - Had a massage with the older one. The massage was decent, and she's a little crazy, which always makes it fun.

Izabelle - Advertises on CL. Great, great, great massage therapist. Probably the best I've ever had. Very, very pretty girl. Absolutely no extras. I wouldn't go expecting anything at all. She's extremely nice and sincerely wants to be a healer.

Accurate - Got sucked back into this place, due to the general lack of talent in the NW burbs these days. Yuri pulled more of his crap and told the girl more than we agreed to. She was nice and tried to make up the difference. Massage was very light, to the point of not really being able to feel it. Finish was pretty good.

Alena's - Got a massage here. Decent massage. No extras. Tried to overcharge me.

C'est la vie - Made my first big mistake in this game out in Western Burbs. Went to this place. Walking up its obviously a jack shack. It was $60 for half hour. It was late, and I'd been driving forever, so I just bit the bullet hoping to get at least a shoulder rub. WHen I sit down, the girl said the $60 was just for the room, but I could pay $800 for the bedroom. She was a cold *****. It was almost kind of hot.

If anyone can recommend anything in the northern suburbs rather than the usual suspects, I'd appreciate it. Getting a little tired of the AMPs.

**HappyGardener** · 07-12-09 00:11

Originally Posted by Goat Trotter

They don't realize that they really have the upper hand in negotiations. If you threaten to just get a massage you will see their tune change quickly.

For years, and I mean YEARS, I left $20 for a HJ. Now I might leave $40 for an HJ. But that is only if I really and truly get a decent massage. I never, NEVER negotiate. I just dont. This is what you get. Take it or leave it. You do what I ask for or you get 0. Zero.

More often than not though I am going someplace where I already know I am going to get FS. And I am going to drop $100 for that. Thats it.

And I am amazed how many reports from you guys I see where the girls say no to getting in their pants because they are on the rag. My God, are Chinese womens periods 3 weeks long? It seems like every report says the girl says it is her time. Thats the oldest trick in the book.

**HappyGardener** · 07-12-09 00:03

Originally Posted by Joe Penis

Just moved here 2 weeks ago.

Anyway, what are some AMP's that I can get the sure thing (FS)?

Please teach me

Hi

I just became a brain surgeon. I really dont have time for a lot of reading and all that stuff. Can someone please tell me how to cut and do all that stuff.

**Horny Dog #2** · 07-11-09 19:49

I have actually tried a few times to make an appointment with her, but she has not been available at the times I've called. I'll probably try reaching her again in the coming weeks, and if I do, I let you know how it turns out.

Originally Posted by Alterxxx

Any info on the CL ad below would be greatly appreciated. Says she works out of willowbrook. A little hesitant since I have not seen any reports here or on TER.

**SpaSearch** · 07-11-09 18:46

If anyone has lost touch with Angel, the 23 year old Latina with the 38 DDs, who used to work at The Massage School on Irving Park Road and then at Pretty Girls as receptionist / therapist, PM me. She's at a legit place now in the same area, and I just got full nude with HR for .60 door plus .80 tip. Can't give more details since she will be fired if the boss finds out.

**Fayleep** · 07-11-09 17:26

Originally Posted by Chisox

I'm 2 for 2 now at the SCHOOL.

Called up and asked to set up an appt with KIM tonight, whoever answered said OK. When I got there, a hot asian was at the desk. I said I had appt with kim and she said she wasnt there, but she would take me. No prob I thought because she was pretty hot, and when I said I was suppose to see KIM for tantra said "I take care of you".

Payed the.7 up front for 45min, got incredible service and her attitude the whole time was more than I could have asked for. Left.7 tip and before I left she gave me her cell num and said to try her next time 1st.

Hey. What was her name and when did you go? I went there twice around 1am and got shot down both times by Latinas. PM me if you can.

**Chisox** · 07-11-09 03:18

Forgot to mention the fully nude 20 min bbbj with cim in my last school report.

**Nighthawk55** · 07-11-09 03:11

Originally Posted by Goat Trotter

Save it. It's falling on some deaf ears. Some guys are newbs and just don't have the spine.

They don't realize that they really have the upper hand in negotiations. If you threaten to just get a massage you will see their tune change quickly.

We seem to have this discussion ever couple of months.

All I can say is... blah blah blah.

Guys pay what they want to pay.

If you can't afford to play, stay home.

**Chisox** · 07-11-09 02:11

Originally Posted by Joe Penis

Where is school?

I need to continue my education.

You'd know exactly where it is if you put about 1% of effort into searching for it.

Cmon man

**Joe Penis** · 07-11-09 01:57

Just moved here 2 weeks ago.

Anyway, what are some AMP's that I can get the sure thing (FS)?

Please teach me

**Joe Penis** · 07-11-09 01:48

Originally Posted by Chisox

I'm 2 for 2 now at the SCHOOL.

Called up and asked to set up an appt with KIM tonight, whoever answered said OK. When I got there, a hot asian was at the desk. I said I had appt with kim and she said she wasnt there, but she would take me. No prob I thought because she was pretty hot, and when I said I was suppose to see KIM for tantra said "I take care of you".

Payed the.7 up front for 45min, got incredible service and her attitude the whole time was more than I could have asked for. Left.7 tip and before I left she gave me her cell num and said to try her next time 1st.

Where is school?

I need to continue my education.

**Chisox** · 07-11-09 01:28

I'm 2 for 2 now at the SCHOOL.

Called up and asked to set up an appt with KIM tonight, whoever answered said OK. When I got there, a hot asian was at the desk. I said I had appt with kim and she said she wasnt there, but she would take me. No prob I thought because she was pretty hot, and when I said I was suppose to see KIM for tantra said "I take care of you".

Payed the.7 up front for 45min, got incredible service and her attitude the whole time was more than I could have asked for. Left.7 tip and before I left she gave me her cell num and said to try her next time 1st.

**Donny Devito** · 07-11-09 01:16

Originally Posted by Goat Trotter

Save it. It's falling on some deaf ears. Some guys are newbs and just don't have the spine.

They don't realize that they really have the upper hand in negotiations. If you threaten to just get a massage you will see their tune change quickly.

Wiser words have never been spoken

We are MEN. Let's stick to our guns and show these women how the game is played.