Massage Parlor Reports

**Magooski** · 02-20-10 11:17

I was just searching my old post and my Seina reports must have never made it across. I was having browser issues and it was freezing. I went to Seina three times, seeing Amy twice and Vivian the last time. I like to bring just enough when I go to spa's and based on previous reports brought enough. I never scored a home run shall we say, I still got screwed. I was missing 15 from my wallet when I paid for parking. It was too little too late, so I just never will go back. I say bring a zip lock baggy with you for your wallet during shower time. Crystal Spa has a zipper bag you can use if you want to and a locker. Not that they don't have a key too, but I've never had an issue there. I'll take a KMP anytime!

**Northside Tod** · 02-20-10 09:00

Well with all the discusion about apartments and with yesterday apology from Tiger I feel compelled to write about an absolute BAD experience. I use to go to Tina's apartment a few years ago which was close to work and I could sneek out to her place when things got slow at work. It was nice and comfortable but like anything else began to become routine.

I then tried the AMP scene and enjoyed the variety and the challenge of finding good providers from the many poor ones out there.

Well I saw this ad for awhile on this 42 yr old Shanelle in the BP and CL and said she had her own apt. They had picture which looked very passable but not a beuaty which made me think it was real and I did get a PM on this forum (probally from her saying a great experience)

Well made appt and went there and gave her the money and it went down from there. First she looked like was at least 10 yrs older and looked very rough. When she took off her shirt I almost got sick with the big belly and sagging tits. Since I paid my money I went ahead. She rubbed my back for about 2 minutes followed by 2 minute on the legs and then the flip where I got her HJ. I laid there saying I deserved this for cheating on all my girls in AMPs.

So my warning is NEVER even think about Shanelle.

**LordAlfred** · 02-20-10 04:08

Originally Posted by Jay Foo

I find it funny that everyone here thinks that law enforcement needs to read this forum to determine if any illegal activity is going on at a massage parlor. I mean, come on, all they really have to do is watch for the neon sign. Let's be realistic. I know it makes some here feel a little important. As if they have some great secret that only they know, but I hate to burst the bubble, LE already knows what goes on in these places. They really don't need the report from anybody here detailing their experience. So everybody just relax and enjoy themselves.

Uncle Leo's primary concern isn't finding what they already know is going on at massage parlors. It's getting hard evidence that they can present in court and also use to track down individuals. Making random busts at massage parlors would be the stupidest thing ever. I find it funny that anyone doubts that they gather intel.

**Wrigley** · 02-19-10 22:33

Originally Posted by pompano69

Any info on this one guys? Its so close to my place so I'll probably just end up TOFTT this weekend.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/1605820029.html

Like others have said, that's an apartment, but that is a picture of Haruna Yabuki - a Japanese model.

http://www.japanese-idols.info/img/h...buki-0098.html

**Nighthawk55** · 02-19-10 16:03

Originally Posted by Happy Meals

Also be aware that pics are pretty much always fake for asian apts

My rules of thumb: If the price is $160 and the photo looks like it was taken by a professional, it is fake. If the price is $160 and the photo looks like it was taken with a cell phone or a digital camera in a hotel or an undecorated apartment, it is PROBABLY one of the girls currently (or recently) working there. But might not be the one you get.

If the price is $300, you have a better chance that the picture matches the girl. But nothing is ever for sure in this game.

My feelings. YMMV.

**Happy Meals** · 02-19-10 13:34

Originally Posted by Ohreally

She's hot.

Report back please.

Typical AMP Apt deal.I bet they will quote you 1.6 for FS. Also be aware that pics are pretty much always fake for asian apts

**Stonefire** · 02-19-10 13:19

Originally Posted by Jesus Collins

Leave money behind when you went for a shower or a table shower?

Pure stupidity. Put anything you would consider valuable into one of your socks and bring it with you.

personally I. would take what I need to pay the 60.00 door fee and $. Fs fee and leave the rest in the car. Take my wallet with me. No cash. If she wants more money I tell her take it or leave it. They almost always take it.

**Jay Foo** · 02-19-10 12:28

I find it funny that everyone here thinks that law enforcement needs to read this forum to determine if any illegal activity is going on at a massage parlor. I mean, come on, all they really have to do is watch for the neon sign. Let's be realistic. I know it makes some here feel a little important. As if they have some great secret that only they know, but I hate to burst the bubble, LE already knows what goes on in these places. They really don't need the report from anybody here detailing their experience. So everybody just relax and enjoy themselves.

**Ohreally** · 02-19-10 01:11

Originally Posted by pompano69

Any info on this one guys? Its so close to my place so I'll probably just end up TOFTT this weekend.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/1605820029.html

She's hot.

Report back please.

**Tiger45** · 02-18-10 23:52

Originally Posted by Chi City

Just called Bella and made appt w/tif. Walking down the street and see brown crown vic parked blocking sidewalk out far enough to see the entrance. Chose to wander off rather than risk it. If, and only if I decide to go back I'll just walk in rather than call, in fact this is probably the last time I'll ever call ahead anywhere. I'm wondering if I should mention this to them if I do go in again or just keep my mouth shut, I didn't give a reason but I did call to cancel.

Thoughts anyone?

I imagine if LE were about to do a raid, you would not see an obvious undercover cop car anywhere nearby. They are smart enough to know to keep them away. I wish that the massage parlor's in the city would follow the example of what they do at one famous spot in Bellvidere. You pay a bigger door fee, but, the mt comes in a bikini. There is no talk of tip, there is no talk of extras, she simply turns around and states that she wishes she could get more comfortable or something to that affect. She does not ask you to take off the bikini, but the implication is obvious. After you have been there a while, no words are exchanged, she simply turns around and you know what to do. This is more for the protection of the MT, who does not know if you are LE. I don't know for sure, but I doubt that LE internal policies would allow LE to disrobe an MT. If they did do this, a good defense lawyer would be able to build an entrapment case. I am not saying that this is full proof, but when there is no discussion of extras, and the client is required to move the mt's clothing before anything happens, and get naked himself, makes it very, very difficult for LE.

**F Blaster** · 02-18-10 23:27

Originally Posted by Teabagplain

Interesting post on the Madison board:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3928

Unfortunately I expect this is a trend that will only spread.

That's one of the reasons why I usually wait some time before posting. That, and I'm freakin' lazy.

It makes me glad that I post about things that happened awhile ago. I usually write in generalities because I tend to forget details as time passes.

I will be even more vague from now on. I don't believe I've ever described myself or my ride on this site. You can bet that's not going to happen now.

I'll write about good experiences, and definitely the bad ones. However, I think I'm going to keep the great ones to myself from now on.

**Teabagplain** · 02-18-10 23:00

Interesting post on the Madison board:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3928

Unfortunately I expect this is a trend that will only spread.

**Jesus Collins** · 02-18-10 16:53

Leave money behind when you went for a shower or a table shower?

Pure stupidity. Put anything you would consider valuable into one of your socks and bring it with you.

**Ray Ray 98** · 02-18-10 16:15

Originally Posted by pompano69

Any info on this one guys? Its so close to my place so I'll probably just end up TOFTT this weekend.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/1605820029.html

Its an apartment. You definitely won't be disappointed.

**Nudus81** · 02-18-10 15:24

Originally Posted by High Riser

That's something out of a comedy, a monger walking through a beauty parlor wearing nothing but a towel. If the Farley brothers are members of this forum they can build on it.

Humor aside, initially I was surprised you were sent to the basement but gave it some further thought.

Upstairs has five rooms and currently the spa only has four massage therapist. Obviously they have an open room upstairs even when all therapist are with customers. This scenario has three therapist with customers in three rooms leaving two rooms open. However, Vivian would have to bring you into the basement if they had two mongers waiting for therapist in the those two rooms. That means six customers for four therapist. Thats not counting the waiting area. Did you see any customers in the waiting area? If you did or you didn't, either way your right, they are busy.

It sounds as if all's well if it ends well. After all, it's all about the ending.

Enjoy,

HR

They called Vivian to come in to work to see me as the AMT that were there were busy. There was a asian dude upstairs waiting for a friend to finish with a girl. He was not a customer, but seems that he brought his friend in for some fun.

Fortunately, I don't look like Chris Farley, but the lady in the hair salon looked a little confused.