Massage Parlor Reports

[BluCottonCandy]

There is a spa in the near north burbs that I was unsure about. The ads posted on BP were only listed under massage and in the ads there were absolutely no indications anything could happen. So I decided I would TOFTT and see, at the very least I could use a decent massage. I call, make an appointment at 30 minutes later I pull in front of the place. From the outside it looks pretty much the same as every other Asian spa so I am walking in thinking .50-50. As I enter, I am greeted by a fit Korean woman around 50, maybe a 6.5-7 out of 10 and thinking this might not be so bad. The thing about her was she had an infectious smile. Genuine and happy. I walk into the room, she tells me to get undressed and pull the drape over myself. My first reaction wsa to pay the door fee in advance, she responds, no, just pay later. I kind of like that but my first thoughts. Maybe less than 50% chance because of her request to make sure I am covered. As I am getting undressed, she is just standing outside of the beaded fabric curtain just waiting. As I sit on the table, she kind of knocks and walks in. I make sure she sees me and little blu. I turn over and she proceeds to cover me she did something I never seen before in my 10 years of getting massages, she places a small bowl full of water and herbs underneath the table right beneath my face. It was a refreshing pleasant change. The table was heated, also a nice plus. She asks me how I would like my massage, I tell her "soft" which is my way of indicating I am not really here for the massage but something more. She tells me she likes to start out medium but end with a soft touch. I say ok and she proceeds. Now, I should mention, I booked an hour and I am unsure whether 30 min rates are available anyways. She proceeds to give me one of the best massages I have had in a long long time. Very thorough and therapeutic. Firm pressure head to toe just the right amount of "pain"LOL so after 30 minutes of her sitting on me, pounding, pulling, kneading my entire backsideshe starts the soft touch. First touch. Right between the thighs. I knew instantly 100%... I would leave happy. She proceeds the tease. Reach. Grab little blu. With what seems like a genuine desire. She asks if I am ready to turn over. I am. And as I do, she smiles at me and gives me a gentle kiss on my lips. Then another. Before I know it, she in french kissing me with passion and lust. Reaching down the entire time stroking baby blu. Then she starts kissing me. Moving down my chest. Fucking hot. I am inside her pants and top. I am thinking. BBBJ but she stops just short. I can't hold back any more and baby blu lets go. Now I am sure many of you have had girls who the minute you start to explode they stop stroking like they are afraid to get their hands dirty. She was different. She just kept going. Even telling me at one point. She loved it. Then she started to rub my gzzz all over. So then. She gets a hot towel. Cleans me up. And I am thinking we are done. She says. Lie back you still have a few more minutes. She continues. 15 more minutes. Looking and smiling at me the entire time. I was in for a genuine 60+ minutes of genuine massage, not like some places who give you a table shower and forget about you and you sit in the luke warm sauna... Total damage, $60 for hour massage and $60 for tip. Normally I give 40-50 for tip. But when someone goes above and beyond I think they should be justly rewarded.

I will return. In fact. It will be today.

Seniors can email me for details.

Oh. One other weird thing. While I was there, two fellow mongers called. Being that she was the only one there (owner) she had her phone in the other room and when you would call and it would go to voice mail, I could hear what was being said. So.um. Paul and Gary. I am sure if you followed through with your appointments you could back up my story.

As I had mentioned above, I went back today. Same experience but this time BBBJ with CIM. No haggle for $ I don't know if everyone gets the same treatment or if she just "likes" me. Your experience may vary. I learned a few new things about her. Other than she loves what she does she is NOT a retread, used to work in chiropractic office and when she opened this place up a year or so ago, business was very slow because she did not "go there" but recently. Her business really started to take off.

I made a slight mistake in my original post, the ad I responded two is not found on BP but instead on CL, narrow down by looking only in North Chicagoland...

[Chicag0]

Went and saw my European provider near US Cellular field earlier today, she use to advertise on craigslist (google search it) Offers 60 for the hour and 40 for the ending. Full service is available but I have not partaked because I am married. She is pretty hot and a sweet lady.

BTW she use to advertise in the CL service section

Anyone remember Anna located in the condo in Des Plaines? She was the blonde that sold the pyramid scheme for commission during her sessions. Got a text telling me that she is doing massages again. Will be seeing her in a couple of days.

Anna of thr rubber glove club? She was a hot euro for sure but the gloves were a turn off. I'd be back there in a heartbeat if I find she is doing FS.

[Trailer12]

Ron, with all due respect, give it a rest. You've got 635 reports and I'm fairly certain that 90% of them are you telling other people what they are doing wrong. Unless you're willing to provide something of value, why don't you just keep seeing your "reliable" provider all while not providing a single detail.

There's a reason why we do what we do, part of it is the thrill of the chase, another part of it is being able to sample from so many different plates. Your advice, to me, of finding one reliable provider and sticking to her, sounds more like a relationship.

While I'm not going to speak for everyone, I don't need this website or this hobby to get laid. I can do that on my own. I partake in this hobby because it affords me the ability to get what I want, when I want, and from whom I want it. (For the most part) It seems to me that it may actually be you who could use some advice, because if you're looking to hit the same thing time after time, with a little work I'm sure I could even find you a girlfriend.

Thanks and Stay Safe.

BigChiGuy.

BigChiguy.

That was spot on!

Thanks for saying what we all are thinking.

[BluCottonCandy]

There is a spa in the near north burbs that I was unsure about. The ads posted on BP were only listed under massage and in the ads there were absolutely no indications anything could happen. So I decided I would TOFTT and see, at the very least I could use a decent massage. I call, make an appointment at 30 minutes later I pull in front of the place. From the outside it looks pretty much the same as every other Asian spa so I am walking in thinking .50-50. As I enter, I am greeted by a fit Korean woman around 50, maybe a 6.5-7 out of 10 and thinking this might not be so bad. The thing about her was she had an infectious smile. Genuine and happy. I walk into the room, she tells me to get undressed and pull the drape over myself. My first reaction wsa to pay the door fee in advance, she responds, no, just pay later. I kind of like that but my first thoughts. Maybe less than 50% chance because of her request to make sure I am covered. As I am getting undressed, she is just standing outside of the beaded fabric curtain just waiting. As I sit on the table, she kind of knocks and walks in. I make sure she sees me and little blu. I turn over and she proceeds to cover me she did something I never seen before in my 10 years of getting massages, she places a small bowl full of water and herbs underneath the table right beneath my face. It was a refreshing pleasant change. The table was heated, also a nice plus. She asks me how I would like my massage, I tell her "soft" which is my way of indicating I am not really here for the massage but something more. She tells me she likes to start out medium but end with a soft touch. I say ok and she proceeds. Now, I should mention, I booked an hour and I am unsure whether 30 min rates are available anyways. She proceeds to give me one of the best massages I have had in a long long time. Very thorough and therapeutic. Firm pressure head to toe just the right amount of "pain"LOL so after 30 minutes of her sitting on me, pounding, pulling, kneading my entire backsideshe starts the soft touch. First touch. Right between the thighs. I knew instantly 100%... I would leave happy. She proceeds the tease. Reach. Grab little blu. With what seems like a genuine desire. She asks if I am ready to turn over. I am. And as I do, she smiles at me and gives me a gentle kiss on my lips. Then another. Before I know it, she in french kissing me with passion and lust. Reaching down the entire time stroking baby blu. Then she starts kissing me. Moving down my chest. Fucking hot. I am inside her pants and top. I am thinking. BBBJ but she stops just short. I can't hold back any more and baby blu lets go. Now I am sure many of you have had girls who the minute you start to explode they stop stroking like they are afraid to get their hands dirty. She was different. She just kept going. Even telling me at one point. She loved it. Then she started to rub my gzzz all over. So then. She gets a hot towel. Cleans me up. And I am thinking we are done. She says. Lie back you still have a few more minutes. She continues. 15 more minutes. Looking and smiling at me the entire time. I was in for a genuine 60+ minutes of genuine massage, not like some places who give you a table shower and forget about you and you sit in the luke warm sauna... Total damage, $60 for hour massage and $60 for tip. Normally I give 40-50 for tip. But when someone goes above and beyond I think they should be justly rewarded.

I will return. In fact. It will be today.

Seniors can email me for details.

Oh. One other weird thing. While I was there, two fellow mongers called. Being that she was the only one there (owner) she had her phone in the other room and when you would call and it would go to voice mail, I could hear what was being said. So.um. Paul and Gary. I am sure if you followed through with your appointments you could back up my story.

[Dralb]

I moved here recently and haven't had much time to hobby as much as I used to. I was active on the Florida boards.

Anyway, I saw this ad. Was wondering if anyone has seen her. Search for ariel if this link goes down.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4367237874.html

[Langley08]

Went to the old stand by off 83. I actually don't care for the place for location, and total lack of any massage and always packed. But I got to give it to them after all this time you get the same service ever time not the greatest but far from the worst. Girls always good looking. It's been awhile but it was 180 for FS I could swear it was cheaper and more negotiable. But they seem to know that got customers.

[Angai]

This makes me curious as to what you guys drop for self-service.

I usually do $20.

I personally do self service on my own time and if I am told to do it they are getting 10 regardless of how good the massage was. Some people like other people to watch just not my thing at all.

[DrDerrick]

This morning has me feeling a certain type of way. If I was in the country, I might be strapping up my orange suit, my waterproof boots, cleaning my gun, making sure my dogs are ready, or just lighting up a cigarette getting ready for the hunt. Fortunately, I am in the urban jungle, with lots of sexy women, ready to put oil all over me and say sweet things to me and charm me out of a couple of dollars. I'm perusing the ads on backpage, trying to find the most enticing pics, with the prices I like and the services I desire. I will take a shower and get my condoms ready just in case the ass is sweet and tempting enough to want to do FS with. Other wise I will just enjoy the thrill of the hunt.

[BigChiGuy44]

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[ElginMonk]

I am in search of Natalie brown hair big tata's-Russian, that use to work on Addison and Pulaski, I hear that she is still doing massages. Her office building was located above the car detailing shop on Pulaski, she offered an hour massage for 75 with and included happy ending.

In trade I am willing to share ALL of my contacts and any info that you may need.

[ElginMonk]

Went and saw my European provider near US Cellular field earlier today, she use to advertise on craigslist (google search it) Offers 60 for the hour and 40 for the ending. Full service is available but I have not partaked because I am married. She is pretty hot and a sweet lady.

BTW she use to advertise in the CL service section

Anyone remember Anna located in the condo in Des Plaines? She was the blonde that sold the pyramid scheme for commission during her sessions. Got a text telling me that she is doing massages again. Will be seeing her in a couple of days.

[Ron M]

Waste of money. Waste of time. Unreal!

Good luck and be safe.

Sorry you got Ripped Off at this place. Maybe now you should find yourself a Reliable Well Reviewed Provider. Now you know why I never go to any AMPs.

[DMichaels69]

A vote not to tolerate bad service. A lot of AMP's have come and gone because of this and better off gone.

I have Been going to The Logan Square Spa on and off for years. I have had personal relationships with a couple of these gals in the past. I have taken advantage of everything that you can possibly receive on Full Menu at this place. But, today will be my last visit here. I made a mistake today. It will never happened here again with me. I seen Nala!! I have read mixed reviews on her. This was my experience and review with her. Looks 3 ,personality 1, attitude 1. Body 1. Massage 0 , ending (mechanical 3). Well, it started with me waiting an extra Hour for her. I should of just went home, but this place has been very good to me in the past as I mentioned. She finally was ready to see me. I thought I was with a Robot the entire time with her. This was not a tantra. This was not even a massage. Worse experience ever!! She never removed any clothing at all. First time ever here!! Sorry for venting! But these people with horrible service needs to be put on blast. I guess, this is what I get for being away from mongering in a while. Waste of money. Waste of time. Unreal!

Good luck and be safe.

[Toosweet1975]

I have Been going to The Logan Square Spa on and off for years. I have had personal relationships with a couple of these gals in the past. I have taken advantage of everything that you can possibly receive on Full Menu at this place. But, today will be my last visit here. I made a mistake today. It will never happened here again with me. I seen Nala!! I have read mixed reviews on her. This was my experience and review with her. Looks 3 ,personality 1, attitude 1. Body 1. Massage 0 , ending (mechanical 3). Well, it started with me waiting an extra Hour for her. I should of just went home, but this place has been very good to me in the past as I mentioned. She finally was ready to see me. I thought I was with a Robot the entire time with her. This was not a tantra. This was not even a massage. Worse experience ever!! She never removed any clothing at all. First time ever here!! Sorry for venting! But these people with horrible service needs to be put on blast. I guess, this is what I get for being away from mongering in a while. Waste of money. Waste of time. Unreal!

Good luck and be safe.

[Jakobh]

Near grand and Ashland, seen Claire there, I think she has a slightly expanded menu, not all the way to FS, but you can definitely get more than a he, although that is all I got.