Massage Parlor Reports

[Selforen11]

So, after reading reports here on the forum I decided to visit a spot on Western, just off 290. After parking, I walk right up, ring the door bell and am greeted b by an early 30's-ish Chinese woman named J* . She's wearing a short white dress, long black hair done up in braids. It's early, I'm her first customer. "You want 30 minutes or full hour?" she asks, which I translate as "you want me to make you cum right away so you can get back to work?" I tell her I only need 30 minutes. As we're walking back, I ask to use the bathroom. She laughs, "of course you can use bathroom," and shows me where to go. On my way back, I check the place out, look for a table shower. I don't see one.

Not wanting to give myself away as a first-time to her parlor, I say, "I thought the table shower would be ready by now. " It's a vague statement.

"Oh, no no, not ready yet," she says. "We only have stand-up shower, you do yourself. ".

I make a face. "Do myself?

"Yes, you want to do yourself?" she asks.

"I'd much rather you help me," I say. She laughs, says that would be an extra $10. "Take whatever you need, baby," I say. She laughs.

"Okay, baby," she says.

After I piss, she leads me to my room. It's huge, has a rocking chair, a door with a lock. She points to a robe, tells me to put it on. She points to a towel, tells me to wrap it around my waist. I strip. I put only put on the robe. She returns. "You don't want the towel?" she asks.

"No, I don't need it," I say. She leads me through the back, to a little shower room reminiscent of the kinds of shower / bathrooms you find in Thailand. It's a little dirty. She guides me in, takes off my robe. Then she starts taking off her tights.

"You don't mind /" she asks. I told her no. "You probably want me to take it all off?" she asks. Having been totally cool up until that point, and having maintained a respectable frame, I freeze and totally blow my shot at getting her completely naked.

"Maybe next time," I say.

She then proceeds to give me a standing shower, soapy bubbles and all. She waists no time grabbing at, pulling on my d* She calls me Superman and rubs my arms. "I like that," I say. "How about we do this two times? Once now, and once after my massage?" I ask. She agrees and starts puling on my dick. She get behind me. Her fingers flirt with my ass, she reaches around and starts to pull on my dick. The words 'rust trombone' came to mind, though she never used her tongue. As I came, she continued to moan and pull away from me so as to avoid becoming a target. It was magical.

After the shower we returned to my little room where she gave me a great massage, climbed up on top of me, tried to mile me / play with my ass from behind so as to get me hard again (I was spent). She then informed me that the place was under new management, three new girls. After she and I realized I would not be getting hard again, my time was up. I tipped her. Was a great experience all around.

I'm not saying more about the location, as the last place I reported on got the proverbial hug of death.

Stay safe out there boys.

I visited the "Holy Grail" on Western last Friday night. Easy to find based upon the information provided above. Got there at about 8 pm. Plenty of parking on Western. Place is very clean. No TS offered, although it is available. MT had little or no ability to communicate in English. Did not get her name. 5/10 in terms of looks. Massage was truely outstanding. No shortage of time whatsoever. Standard (but above average) HE on the flip. More massage after HE. Saw other MTs up front on the way out. Both more attractive, and conversant in English. 60/40 for 1 HR. All in all a nice way to start the weekend. Will repeat.

[Walker333]

Lane's has been terrible since the day it opened over 10 years ago. Countless others, including myself have written numerous reports detailing their lack of service and bad attitudes. Why didn't you ask here before you went there? Or, at least read thru the past reports? It would have saved you a lot of time and more importantly money.

AJ.

When they just opened up, long time ago, there was a young girl that was OK, she practically had "0" English and it was very funny just to communicate with her, giving her directions on the "job". But she left, or was terminated just in a couple of months and then the place became a rip-off, shit hole. Probably the owner is a greedy idiot, whoever he or she is. I'm surprised they are still in business.

[ReadyForRub]

I didn't hear about this in the news. I wonder if this is what shut down Angel Spa on Ashland and Addison which isn't far from Lily Spa. This will probably put the massage spas in the area on notice. Especially the beloved Belmont Spa everyone raves about.

Does this mean $30 is the new standard for the area?

[Walker333]

Has anyone tried this place?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...eling/92036262

Had L1 there from a middle aged, plain looking provider. The whole experience was mediocre at best. She's asked me ten times if I was a LEO, then said (verbatim) that the "IT IS JUST a part of the body and she provides just a full body massage. She was very cautious and uncertain, but finally agreed to give unremarkable he. It could be that there was some better talent and menu available, but I didn't see one. Will not repeat, unless someone describes a better experience.

[ReadyForRub]

Has anyone tried this place?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...eling/92036262

10:00 - 10:00 sounds good, but the picture of the shirtless guy massaging the woman is a minus. Let us know what you find. Thanks.

[Avg Joe]

I went to lane spa in Lombard last week since I was in the area, I got a older short Asian lady. I paid for a full hour. The table shower was average, and then dried off in the sauna for a few minutes. Returned to the room and started the massage, after about 15 minutes told me to flip over started of the front. She started teasing junior and got him all excited, than asked me if I was going to take care of her. I told her. 40 that what I paid last time I was there she said no. 80 I just laughed at her. But she started at then got shity cause I was a two pump chump guy, it wasn't like she was anything good to look at LOL. Finally finished got cleaned up and dressed and looked at the clock it had been 35 minutes that I had walked in the door. She had way shorted me on time, and I went in during the middle of the day during the week it wasn't like they were busy. Came time to leave I gave her the. 40 and she got shitty with me, so I reminded her I told her I was only giving her. 40 that's what I paid last time and you shorted me on time. Probably will never go back it was a mediocre experience the first time and this time was just terrible.

Lane's has been terrible since the day it opened over 10 years ago. Countless others, including myself have written numerous reports detailing their lack of service and bad attitudes. Why didn't you ask here before you went there? Or, at least read thru the past reports? It would have saved you a lot of time and more importantly money.

AJ.

[Jadedone]

I went to lane spa in Lombard last week since I was in the area, I got a older short Asian lady. I paid for a full hour. The table shower was average, and then dried off in the sauna for a few minutes. Returned to the room and started the massage, after about 15 minutes told me to flip over started of the front. She started teasing junior and got him all excited, than asked me if I was going to take care of her. I told her. 40 that what I paid last time I was there she said no. 80 I just laughed at her. But she started at then got shity cause I was a two pump chump guy, it wasn't like she was anything good to look at LOL. Finally finished got cleaned up and dressed and looked at the clock it had been 35 minutes that I had walked in the door. She had way shorted me on time, and I went in during the middle of the day during the week it wasn't like they were busy. Came time to leave I gave her the. 40 and she got shitty with me, so I reminded her I told her I was only giving her. 40 that's what I paid last time and you shorted me on time. Probably will never go back it was a mediocre experience the first time and this time was just terrible.

I have never, ever heard a positive or even neutral review of this place.

[SuckItTrebek]

I went to lane spa in Lombard last week since I was in the area, I got a older short Asian lady. I paid for a full hour. The table shower was average, and then dried off in the sauna for a few minutes. Returned to the room and started the massage, after about 15 minutes told me to flip over started of the front. She started teasing junior and got him all excited, than asked me if I was going to take care of her. I told her. 40 that what I paid last time I was there she said no. 80 I just laughed at her. But she started at then got shity cause I was a two pump chump guy, it wasn't like she was anything good to look at LOL. Finally finished got cleaned up and dressed and looked at the clock it had been 35 minutes that I had walked in the door. She had way shorted me on time, and I went in during the middle of the day during the week it wasn't like they were busy. Came time to leave I gave her the. 40 and she got shitty with me, so I reminded her I told her I was only giving her. 40 that's what I paid last time and you shorted me on time. Probably will never go back it was a mediocre experience the first time and this time was just terrible.

[Buckeyebrent]

Has anyone tried this place?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...eling/92036262

[Pengansai]

ChineseDragon won't even tell me. I've been posting on here for years and have more posts then most LOL. I have shared unicorns here. Kind of aggravating! He replied he don't want girls in trouble, to me. Sigh.

MMA has shared multiple true unicorns with me. I think I have shared pretty well too. That is a better purpose for this forum than just telling war stories, IMHO.

[Walker333]

ChineseDragon won't even tell me. I've been posting on here for years and have more posts then most LOL. I have shared unicorns here. Kind of aggravating! He replied he don't want girls in trouble, to me. Sigh.

I've got one suggestion from Dragon (although not on one of those unique experiences), but he refused to provide info on one of his "amazing" stories, pointing that I'm not going to pay the high fee. I'd agree with those who indicated that telling us about the acts, but refusing to share the info about the actual place and provider even through PMs weakens the whole purpose of the forum. I'd add that I've been enjoying this hobby for years (much longer that I've been posting) and over these years I've been visiting a great deal of places and was seeing a countless number of providers. Moreover, on some occasions I personally did pay significantly more that the usual, acceptable fee was. It happened when I liked the providers and / or hoped to get more service from the provider during some future visits. I was and is very friendly with some providers and made small gifts, brought lunches, candies etc. Etc. Nonetheless, I've never had anything similar to what Dragon brags regularly about (I'm an average man, but providers usually like me!) Yes, I've had some unexpected surprises, as most of us did, who has been around long enough. Once again, I've never had anything close to the type of surprises that Mr. Dragon describes, although it does not prove that he is a liar. Maybe I'm not handsome, charismatic, or lucky like Dragon is. On the other hand, providers usually don't care about the above mentioned qualities in men, instead they just want money, and provide services in exchange, and I paid a lot!

[Member #5933]

For what it's worth, I can vouch that he's not making this stuff up. He's just more low-key with public sharing of details. You may not agree with that approach, sure, I get it, but that's another matter.

My $. 02.

BB, out.

ChineseDragon won't even tell me. I've been posting on here for years and have more posts then most LOL. I have shared unicorns here. Kind of aggravating! He replied he don't want girls in trouble, to me. Sigh.

[Cmd04]

I didn't hear about this in the news. I wonder if this is what shut down Angel Spa on Ashland and Addison which isn't far from Lily Spa. This will probably put the massage spas in the area on notice. Especially the beloved Belmont Spa everyone raves about.

It make sense, demographically speaking MP's cannot as effectively operate UTR in Roscoe. Neighbors were complaining. If you're familiar with the city at all this would not be suprising. Down on Cermak or western and the eisenhower CPD has other fish to fry and I hardley see "neighbors" complianing down there. None of this is to say monger on w / recklessness but it certainly makes sense.

Cmd.

[Meijerslp]

I think I am fairly certain which SPA he is talking about, given his clues. It puts us south of 290 on Western, on east side of the street. If I go that way, I will give it a try.

You and about 200 other people probably already have tried.

[Avg Joe]

+1.

Totally agree with both posts.

I get what ChineseDragon is saying. I've heard the same stories. Guys want everything including extras and want to pay next to nothing.

I share with certain members on this board. They have tried my reviews and have verified my reviews. I don't want the therapist or spa to get in trouble. Plus keep the cheap mongers away. Also the ones who complain we tip too much. You wonder why you mongers don't get any extras. I hear all the time from the girls how you want everything and pay nothing. They have bills to pay.