Massage Parlor Reports

[SpaGuy21]

This Is good news. Because Grand Spa on actual "Grand" was the only Spa In that area for the longest.

Though they both are on Grand, I most definitely wouldn't consider these in the same area. Grand Spa is in West Town, the other being in West Humboldt Park. It may be just 3 miles or so away, but talk about a big difference in neighborhoods. One, I wouldn't mind walking through at night. The other, not so much (at all).

[SpaGuy21]

Noticed a seemingly new spot at 38 XX block of Grand called Perfect Massage. Search feature isn't too helpful for this name as I get tons of results for Archer spot. This one appears to be newer. Anyone tried it out? TIA.

It's been there a little while, based on seeing the BP ads for a while now. Also, based on the fact I was trying to check out the MMS spot on Milwaukee just north or Montrose. She tried redirecting me there, late in the evening. That was a hard pass. With that being said, it's a MMS spot. I imagine you can expect a hit or miss, rotational girl with the standard jack shack rates.

[PantherPride4]

Noticed a seemingly new spot at 38 XX block of Grand called Perfect Massage. Search feature isn't too helpful for this name as I get tons of results for Archer spot. This one appears to be newer. Anyone tried it out? TIA.

This Is good news. Because Grand Spa on actual "Grand" was the only Spa In that area for the longest. We need more options. Last time I went to Grand Spa they wanted $100 just for Level 1 which they never even get naked during their Massages. Also I googled Perfect Massage they close at 11 PM. Good everybody else close around 10. More Spa's should be good for everybody cause right now every Spa has been packed and over crowded with waits. Maybe tax return season Is why. Also heard A rumor Tokyo Spa has returned but under A new name but charging way too high like both $140 and $160 Is only 30 minutes.

[RichL1234]

Tried them as well and yes agree won't pass from L1.

Still an excellent massage from a good looking lady (Coco or Angela) with a great attitude.

[ChiWankXx]

Can anyone give me feedback on Orange? Who should I ask for and what's the damage?

[ChiManXXX]

I have tried everything and never got further than L1 and have inquired and no one has said differently.

Tried them as well and yes agree won't pass from L1.

[Billy73]

Quick question for a newbie what's the damage for Orange? Is there any house fee?

Looking to try but don't want to get ripped off, many thanks.

Offer $140 no more than $160 and then jump up and down on her for 30 minutes like a Mario Bro on the Mushroom.

[PaulAllen22]

Noticed a seemingly new spot at 38 XX block of Grand called Perfect Massage. Search feature isn't too helpful for this name as I get tons of results for Archer spot. This one appears to be newer. Anyone tried it out? TIA.

[AB1797]

I've heard Meet spa is good. Anyone been there? Or any other spot where I can easily get a HE?

[Self Hi5]

Solicitation is giving or offering anything of value for a sexual act so if you literally gave her 200 roses that would be a crime.

(720 ILCS 5/11-14.1).

Sec. 11-14.1. Solicitation of a sexual act.

(a) Any person who offers a person not his or her spouse any money, property, token, object, or article or anything of value for that person or any other person not his or her spouse to perform any act of sexual penetration as defined in Section 11-0. 1 of this Code, or any touching or fondling of the sex organs of one person by another person for the purpose of sexual arousal or gratification, commits solicitation of a sexual act.

Well now it makes sense why I never get service when I show up with boxes of roses instead of cash! I mean, can we all agree that dreams are real and roses are dollars, etc. ?

[Jayp80]

Does anyone really think they are fooling anyone using decimals and code? Like doing that instead of dollars is somehow absolving you from admitting to a crime?

Big FYI for you, calling money roses, using acronyms, using decimals without dollar signs, escorts putting a disclaimer on their web sites, saying you "had a dream", etc it doesn't fool anyone nor does it do anything to cover your ass. You aren't admitting to anything by using regular English. It is not proof of anything it does not fool anyone.

Please, for the love of god, use regular English and numbers.

Solicitation is giving or offering anything of value for a sexual act so if you literally gave her 200 roses that would be a crime.

(720 ILCS 5/11-14.1).

Sec. 11-14.1. Solicitation of a sexual act.

(a) Any person who offers a person not his or her spouse any money, property, token, object, or article or anything of value for that person or any other person not his or her spouse to perform any act of sexual penetration as defined in Section 11-0. 1 of this Code, or any touching or fondling of the sex organs of one person by another person for the purpose of sexual arousal or gratification, commits solicitation of a sexual act.

[HappyGardener]

Does anyone really think they are fooling anyone using decimals and code? Like doing that instead of dollars is somehow absolving you from admitting to a crime?

Big FYI for you, calling money roses, using acronyms, using decimals without dollar signs, escorts putting a disclaimer on their web sites, saying you "had a dream", etc it doesn't fool anyone nor does it do anything to cover your ass. You aren't admitting to anything by using regular English. It is not proof of anything it does not fool anyone.

Please, for the love of god, use regular English and numbers.

No more dreams. No more decimals. All it does is make three more posts from guys asking for clarification.

[Chenduwanji]

Quick question for a newbie what's the damage for Orange? Is there any house fee?

Looking to try but don't want to get ripped off, many thanks.

[SmileySam]

I have tried everything and never got further than L1 and have inquired and no one has said differently.

L1 only. I don't like the place since the walls don't do all the way to the ceiling.

[RichL1234]

Doesn't RM say L2 is available at HCS? Is that just fake reviews or the owner writing reviews?

I have tried everything and never got further than L1 and have inquired and no one has said differently.