Massage Parlor Reports

[Jinurso]

Long-time poster, but had to make a new account since I was getting blackmailed by a psychopath from SA.

I saw some questions about Andrea at CLM, so thought I should share my experience. I was looking for FS, and did a lot of research on multiple review sites, and saw that she offered it for 250 way back in the day. I was willing to splurge, since my options for young, thin, Euro hotties are limited.

She does look like her photos. Tallish, model-thin, tanned skin, and long dark hair. She has a pretty face, is probably late 20's, and told me she is half Italian, half persian. She has a very cool exotic look, and her massage is like that as well. Reasonable pressure, has some interesting techniques on the arms and hands. But not quite AMP or CMT quality. She did not do any body-to-body, since I asked for oil, and she can't get oil on her skin (might have better luck if you pick lotion). On the flip, she wanted 100 for mutual touch (I've never heard of that at CLM) 200 for a BJ (I didn't ask if it was CBJ, or BBBJ. Since I was not interested in that), and said she doesn't do FS at this venue, since it is out of our price range. I asked what it was, and she said 1000. Obviously, I left disappointed.

Has anyone recently had FS with Laura? I've seen mixed reports on whether she offers that.

Andrea may be an independent provider who goes by another name. The description and some of what you shared sounds like someone I saw. Check your PM.

[Jinurso]

I saw Nicol late last week. Fake lips, fake tits, fake ass. Having said that she has a thin waist nice legs, and for my tastes in a superficial fake way she looked very hot and sexy. That was the best part for me. Her English is somewhere between poor and almost none, I have poor hearing and communication was almost impossible. She was on the rag with a tampon and would not take her one piece all the way off. Tits looked great and great big eraser nipples. Face look tired, maybe Botox has worn off. Maybe because she was on the rag she was in a bad mood but the time was somewhat strained. Way too much fake moaning, I don't really believe that by giving me a HJ she gets so excited that she sounds like she is having an O. I asked about L3 next time and was quoted 400. Kept trying to make her understand that this time was kind of a washout and I wanted to give it a go when she was back to full strength but that I would not come back if I thought it was going to be 400. FWIW I wouldn't consider FS with her for more than 200.

Haha Nicol accepts way less than $400. She quoted me $300 the first time and she thought she had leverage to get it because she was stripper sliding me and licking my ear and rubbing my cock against her pussy opening while purring "c'Mon. Baby $300".

But she was turned on too and eventually put it in while we were still negotiating. It was a strangely arousing battle of wills.

Anyway, I believe we settled on $100 pretty much after we finished and I "promised" to give her $200 next time.

I've never paid her $200. She never asked for it again.

[Illini333]

I use to see Gina a lot. She was called Cynthia before that. But since COVID there has been no response on calls or texts. Has anyone seen her? It says her page is still active so I don't know what is going on.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/159772

[Walker333]

Have had Chinese and Korean. Interested in trying other Asian delicacies. Welcome any suggestions.

Emily at West River Spa, RTFF. Good luck, stay safe.

[SonnyBlack85]

After reading a few reviews of the MPs on S. Wenthworth, 24th st and S Princeton I decided to to try for myself. Figured $100 total cost service couldn't be that bad right? LOL, wrong. Past members reviews are quite accurate, I don't think she sleeps. It was around 9 pm. I get in, give her the $100 since I knew what the rate was and she tells me to undress. She leaves for a few minutes and returns with only her shirt on. She's so flat that she refuses to remove her heavily padded bra and shirt. Angel had glasses on but when she returned she didn't and basically she's blind. Starts massaging me to get me hard and since she doesn't have glasses on she's about an inch away doing an inspection down there. It was very strange and non-erotic at all. I'm halfway hard and she tells me I'm ready enough. Gets on top and just lays on top of me. Couple pumps and I think she's fallen asleep! Tried flipping her over but would only allow missionary. I felt like I was humping a blow up doll. Needless to say, couldn't stay hard so just left. Definitely not returning.

Do I have to call and booked an appointment or is there a doorbell to ring?

[Moss734]

After reading a few reviews of the MPs on S. Wenthworth, 24th st and S Princeton I decided to to try for myself. Figured $100 total cost service couldn't be that bad right? LOL, wrong. Past members reviews are quite accurate, I don't think she sleeps. It was around 9 pm. I get in, give her the $100 since I knew what the rate was and she tells me to undress. She leaves for a few minutes and returns with only her shirt on. She's so flat that she refuses to remove her heavily padded bra and shirt. Angel had glasses on but when she returned she didn't and basically she's blind. Starts massaging me to get me hard and since she doesn't have glasses on she's about an inch away doing an inspection down there. It was very strange and non-erotic at all. I'm halfway hard and she tells me I'm ready enough. Gets on top and just lays on top of me. Couple pumps and I think she's fallen asleep! Tried flipping her over but would only allow missionary. I felt like I was humping a blow up doll. Needless to say, couldn't stay hard so just left. Definitely not returning.

[Moejoo]

I saw Nicol late last week. Fake lips, fake tits, fake ass. Having said that she has a thin waist nice legs, and for my tastes in a superficial fake way she looked very hot and sexy. That was the best part for me. Her English is somewhere between poor and almost none, I have poor hearing and communication was almost impossible. She was on the rag with a tampon and would not take her one piece all the way off. Tits looked great and great big eraser nipples. Face look tired, maybe Botox has worn off. Maybe because she was on the rag she was in a bad mood but the time was somewhat strained. Way too much fake moaning, I don't really believe that by giving me a HJ she gets so excited that she sounds like she is having an O. I asked about L3 next time and was quoted 400. Kept trying to make her understand that this time was kind of a washout and I wanted to give it a go when she was back to full strength but that I would not come back if I thought it was going to be 400. FWIW I wouldn't consider FS with her for more than 200.

[TJGeek]

Long-time poster, but had to make a new account since I was getting blackmailed by a psychopath from SA.

I saw some questions about Andrea at CLM, so thought I should share my experience. I was looking for FS, and did a lot of research on multiple review sites, and saw that she offered it for 250 way back in the day. I was willing to splurge, since my options for young, thin, Euro hotties are limited.

She does look like her photos. Tallish, model-thin, tanned skin, and long dark hair. She has a pretty face, is probably late 20's, and told me she is half Italian, half persian. She has a very cool exotic look, and her massage is like that as well. Reasonable pressure, has some interesting techniques on the arms and hands. But not quite AMP or CMT quality. She did not do any body-to-body, since I asked for oil, and she can't get oil on her skin (might have better luck if you pick lotion). On the flip, she wanted 100 for mutual touch (I've never heard of that at CLM) 200 for a BJ (I didn't ask if it was CBJ, or BBBJ. Since I was not interested in that), and said she doesn't do FS at this venue, since it is out of our price range. I asked what it was, and she said 1000. Obviously, I left disappointed..

I've seen Laura twice (last time more than 6 months ago) and both times got CBJ & CFS for about 300. Had fun both times and no rush.

[AngelBravo]

Does anyone know if Elena (or Elana) or Yasmine is still doing massage at some new places after Masajnow closes its door? Highly interested in such information, especially Elena's if she's still in this business. Thanks!

I would also be interested if anyone has any info.

[Jamesn]

Does anyone know if Elena (or Elana) or Yasmine is still doing massage at some new places after Masajnow closes its door? Highly interested in such information, especially Elena's if she's still in this business. Thanks!

[Thom Thumb]

Thai girls tend to give BBBJ when you can find them. The three girls I knew at Ozone and Oki Doki pre-COVID gave it up every time.

Have had Chinese and Korean. Interested in trying other Asian delicacies. Welcome any suggestions.

[LiquorThnPoker]

Long-time poster, but had to make a new account since I was getting blackmailed by a psychopath from SA.

I saw some questions about Andrea at CLM, so thought I should share my experience. I was looking for FS, and did a lot of research on multiple review sites, and saw that she offered it for 250 way back in the day. I was willing to splurge, since my options for young, thin, Euro hotties are limited.

She does look like her photos. Tallish, model-thin, tanned skin, and long dark hair. She has a pretty face, is probably late 20's, and told me she is half Italian, half persian. She has a very cool exotic look, and her massage is like that as well. Reasonable pressure, has some interesting techniques on the arms and hands. But not quite AMP or CMT quality. She did not do any body-to-body, since I asked for oil, and she can't get oil on her skin (might have better luck if you pick lotion). On the flip, she wanted 100 for mutual touch (I've never heard of that at CLM) 200 for a BJ (I didn't ask if it was CBJ, or BBBJ. Since I was not interested in that), and said she doesn't do FS at this venue, since it is out of our price range. I asked what it was, and she said 1000. Obviously, I left disappointed.

Has anyone recently had FS with Laura? I've seen mixed reports on whether she offers that.

[Mitsom]

If you stop by BHC don't bother with the hour massage LOL.

Just made a stop there. Landed a pint sized cutie with a beautiful face and such a cute little butt. Had a little bit of a tire roll but it was cute too. Wore a cute little blue outfit and short skirt. Gave me two different names either of which I remember. Took her three times asking me if I wanted full hour massage (after already paying for full hour) before I picked up what she was putting down and after about 3 minutes of back rub went straight to the flip.

[RichL1234]

Hoping you TOFTT and report back!

Just average looks, service was L1 with a little bit of Russian thrown in, great private location, overall ok value. No talk of extras at all . She is a cool laid back person.

[Kabs3714]

Thai girls tend to give BBBJ when you can find them. The three girls I knew at Ozone and Oki Doki pre-COVID gave it up every time.

Appreciate the BBBJ intel. Hear nothing but good things about West River and Ozone.