Massage Parlor Reports

[StanleyStankas]

There use to be a massage establishment on Ashland between Chicago and Augusta on the NE side of the street near an Allstate office. Apparently the latina ladies were bringing their customers in the place from the rear parking lot and the traffic was noticed by the employees at the Allstate office. Needless to say, they contacted LEO and the place was raided. With a new mayor, and yes, that entire area abutting West Town and the Ukrainian Village becoming very trendy, MP and other activities will be heavily watched. Just last week I saw new condos in that area for $800 K. Nobody is going to pay that price and not complain about what they consider unsavory activity impacting their investment.

Just remember that and be EXTREMELY careful.

Nosy a** people, however with cell phones and cell phone cameras everybody is a f**kin cop! Course it was pretty dumb to parade people in and out where there are day people in offices looking outside through the windows because they are dead a** bored. But just saying everybody wants to video and take pictures of people and it's really an invasion of privacy. * good observation on uk village btw. i bought in the west loop 12 years ago and caught that area about mid money. then it all tanked and came back and is still getting hotter. back when i bought in '07 uk was so so, however that is the key to find the diamond in the rough, rehab and wait if one can! totally agree in the downtown, west loop, south loop and the immediate surrounding area people are constantly looking around for things out of the ordinary so yea people parading in and out of a massage place at all hours would be out of the ordinary in that area.

[PhilMendel]

I know they're a little on the pricey end but I have a little extra cash and want to see if I can get something not 45 and Asian. Any info is good info. Also if you have a better recommendation in the Logan Square area please let me know as I'm still new to this area.

Been to Logan Tantricas 4-5 times; but it has been a year ago. Solid FS from the girl I saw the first few times. She left, then went to L2 last couple times. Place is in a lower level building and you need to get buzzed into the gate of the courtyard. Not too pricey. Nice shower and private rooms.

[UncleNutzy]

I can imagine the complaints the city has to be getting from the neighbors of those spots.

I think over this next year you are going to see a lot of these shops in neighborhoods quietly shutdown. Either the city will put pressure on the landlords to not renew their leases or they are going to break them with fines for ordinance violations. Bottom line, get them out of the trendy expensive neighborhoods and back to the shitty neighborhoods and industrial zones and maybe Chinatown.

West Town and Avondale are sprouting $500 k - $900 k condos like crazy. They don't want us in their neighborhoods, and honestly as a homeowner, I don't totally disagree with them just from an investment standpoint. Pacifico has condos across the street that look straight into the lobby. Again, I'd avoid this place for now, but if you got to go, they have a side / back entrance.

[Al Bundy78]

I remember seeing a post once about using your cell phone camera to spot hidden cameras as it will show infrared lights. I can't find the post anymore. Has anyone tried this or had any success?

I found this, hope it helps.

https://www.wikihow.com/Find-Hidden-Cameras

[Dbiz01]

My plumber is close with someone who works in our fine city's department that has oversight over business license issues, and consumer complaints, etc. He was over at his buddy's house working on a leaky toilet and they got into a conversation about the recent problems with massage establishments in the city. My plumber tactfully avoided asking too many questions, but definitely walked away with the same feelings as Uncle Nutzy. Our fair city seems to be on a mission these days to be certain that massage establishments have all their paperwork in order. He recommended that I stay away from any sketchy places for the summer, especially those on Chicago Ave. Food for thought.

There use to be a massage establishment on Ashland between Chicago and Augusta on the NE side of the street near an Allstate office. Apparently the latina ladies were bringing their customers in the place from the rear parking lot and the traffic was noticed by the employees at the Allstate office. Needless to say, they contacted LEO and the place was raided. With a new mayor, and yes, that entire area abutting West Town and the Ukrainian Village becoming very trendy, MP and other activities will be heavily watched. Just last week I saw new condos in that area for $800 K. Nobody is going to pay that price and not complain about what they consider unsavory activity impacting their investment.

Just remember that and be EXTREMELY careful.

[GMan25]

I know they're a little on the pricey end but I have a little extra cash and want to see if I can get something not 45 and Asian. Any info is good info. Also if you have a better recommendation in the Logan Square area please let me know as I'm still new to this area.

Been to Logan Tantricas before, but it's been a while. Take I'd, they screen on the spot etc. Younger women, they may or may not be your trip, e but they do post their photos on their webpage so you get to check them out ahead of time and see if anything looks good to you. Yes, it is pricey, but it is safe / discreet, secure etc. And you will get what you came for. They prefer you to call the day of and request appointment.

[Starks]

My plumber is close with someone who works in our fine city's department that has oversight over business license issues, and consumer complaints, etc. He was over at his buddy's house working on a leaky toilet and they got into a conversation about the recent problems with massage establishments in the city. My plumber tactfully avoided asking too many questions, but definitely walked away with the same feelings as Uncle Nutzy. Our fair city seems to be on a mission these days to be certain that massage establishments have all their paperwork in order. He recommended that I stay away from any sketchy places for the summer, especially those on Chicago Ave. Food for thought.

I can imagine the complaints the city has to be getting from the neighbors of those spots.

I think over this next year you are going to see a lot of these shops in neighborhoods quietly shutdown. Either the city will put pressure on the landlords to not renew their leases or they are going to break them with fines for ordinance violations. Bottom line, get them out of the trendy expensive neighborhoods and back to the shitty neighborhoods and industrial zones and maybe Chinatown.

[StanleyStankas]

My plumber is close with someone who works in our fine city's department that has oversight over business license issues, and consumer complaints, etc. He was over at his buddy's house working on a leaky toilet and they got into a conversation about the recent problems with massage establishments in the city. My plumber tactfully avoided asking too many questions, but definitely walked away with the same feelings as Uncle Nutzy. Our fair city seems to be on a mission these days to be certain that massage establishments have all their paperwork in order. He recommended that I stay away from any sketchy places for the summer, especially those on Chicago Ave. Food for thought.

And I think with the current administration into position now it might just get worse. It does seem to be a trend though in a reverse on these busts. All because of florida imo. LEO is just waiting to get their hands on the video surveillance just to see who's smiling face shows up. You all know the saying in news "if it bleeds it leads". A high profile sighting could mean a big career move for a LEO looking to move up the food chain! So yea agreeing with all here. Be careful and safe. Oh just an FYI- been getting a few of those pm's by people I do not know and again to me they appear to be setups. Unanswered on my end of course. So really just throwing out the word!

[Miamiat]

Both Ozone and Pacifico have been busted in the past 6 months, quickly followed by a week of being "closed for repairs". Not sure if Oki was closed as well, but for the others it is because of a mandatory punishment by the city. As others have noted, it's just enough time to install cameras to setup more elaborate stings. Personally, I believe some big busts are about to go down around town, and I dread the day I get caught up in it. I think the best thing to do would be to stay away from these three places for now. It seems they're not busting the mongers YET. But once LEO gets a week inside the shops, it's open season for us.

My plumber is close with someone who works in our fine city's department that has oversight over business license issues, and consumer complaints, etc. He was over at his buddy's house working on a leaky toilet and they got into a conversation about the recent problems with massage establishments in the city. My plumber tactfully avoided asking too many questions, but definitely walked away with the same feelings as Uncle Nutzy. Our fair city seems to be on a mission these days to be certain that massage establishments have all their paperwork in order. He recommended that I stay away from any sketchy places for the summer, especially those on Chicago Ave. Food for thought.

[StevenFj20]

I know they're a little on the pricey end but I have a little extra cash and want to see if I can get something not 45 and Asian. Any info is good info. Also if you have a better recommendation in the Logan Square area please let me know as I'm still new to this area.

[UncleNutzy]

Ozone was open today, but they were closed all weekend. Oki Doki seems to have been open all along.

This is exactly why I'd avoid Ozone. Pacifico too.

[Damainman2000]

Hey guys.

Anyone see this girl yet?

Chicago. rubratings.com/142039.

Looks hot and ill likely see this weekend.

[Robert Gou2]

I was driving around the lemont area the other day and while stopped at a couple intersections, I noticed some signs staked into the ground (you know, like those signs that people post on the corners that say "we buy houses" or politician signs during election season). These signs said "ZY Massage - 1060 State st. Lemont". I've never seen anything like that before advertising a spa. So I took a picture of the sign, went home and did my research.

So it turns out, there's another parlor in the same shopping center as golden spa. It's on the north end by the ace hardware. I pass through here pretty often so I drove by it. The sign says "Sakura massage ZY". A couple interesting things here:

ZY massage was the name of the spot in Orland that got busted a few months ago. May be nothing. But the timing seems suspicious.

When I google the address it comes up as "Sakura Massage YY" and there's a user that posted some pictures of the inside. That same user also has pictures posted pictures of 2 other spas: one in champaign and one in St louis. So it's obviously the owner. Doing my research on those places it doesn't sound like anybody is able to get anything at either location.

There were also a couple google reviews of this new lemont spot that were obviously by the owner. It had Chinese user names and was in broken english.

Not sure how long this place has been open, but I'm curious if anyone here has taken one of the team.

[SpartanKY]

Long time lurker, first time poster and had an interesting night that I wanted to share. First a little background of kind of what I have been looking for over the last few months. So, for me Chicago is a somewhat difficult market for this hobby. I am an African American which seems to have its own set of hurdles in finding FS escorts around here. There is a certain mid market segment that I cannot seem to find. I live in the city with no car so am always looking for providers in the city. Those providers are mostly expensive or I haven't found enough intel to risk taking the plunge. Te perfect price point for me would be NG girls but they would not see me, and at any provider above say $250, I feel like I might as well hit up Holly Berry and have her come to my house and provide fantastic service for $350. Any way with that I have been trying out different massage girls that are in the 150-200 range. About a year ago, there was a girl I was seeing in West Town who provided an average massage but the L2 was fantastic. She was tatted and had some nice boltons but she moved to Cali. Not sure if anyone knows who I am talking about but I feel like her name was Kelly? I could be wrong. But she was basically the type of service I was looking for at that price point. Since then I have been searching for body rubs with L2 in the 150-200 range in the city with no luck. Wit that said here a couple of reviews from tonight with links. If anyone has a good suggestion as far as L2 in the city please let me know.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/131986

So started the evening sending a few texts to people advertising to see what I could drum up. Ended up making it this Euro's place in Lincoln Park. Place was a nice building with amenities. She has a studio but still probably pricey. I buzz in and go up and she opens the door in a robe. Looking back at the pics it probably is her actually. I shower at her insistence and then come out and lay on her massage table in the corner. She is still heating up oil when I get there anyway. So I lay down and she undresses to a thong and gets started with a massage. Massage was decent nothing too crazy. After a little she adds the nuru gel and eventually gets started with that. She spent a ton of time rolling around and doing body to body massage. Touching was fine but she was at an awkward angle so I was really just touching her leg LOL but still was enjoyable. After a while I flip and she puts the gel on my chest and stomach and gets started with that. It felt great and finally could cup her nice firm ass and roam around. Eventually she got like a reverse cowgirl position and I was kind of cupping her ass and roaming around the thong trying to see what I could do. My fingers were basically under the thong and then she kind of moved the thong to the side a little and her kitty was out with my fingers right there. So of went to that area slowly to see if she would stop me. She never did and then my thumb went in and there was no push back or anything. Eventually I realize its on and I have 2 fingers inside just going to town. She seemed to enjoy and just was bent over while I was deep inside with my fingers. Felt really nice and made me want to put my dick inside but I made sure she got hers and then she continued with me. After that she kind of stayed in that reverse cowgirl and used the nuru gel for a L1 that felt really nice. After all of the finger banging I was more excited then I realized and busted before she got too far into it. All in all she was pretty nice. Definitely eastern European but the accent was pretty easy to understand. There was small talk at the beginning of the massage but after the nuru gel she really got into it and we weren't talking at all LOL. Damage was 140 for the half but I don't know exactly how long I was there. Also on text she made mention again of no FS but I'm wondering if maybe L2 was on the table. I wanted to ask but didn't want to offend her. May try her out again just to see if anything changes and that she is close by.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/132126

So basically when I was still at the last girls apartment I was still hard as a rock. Even after busting. Not sure what she did to me. I had texted this girl and kind of put her on the back burner in case there were any issues with anyone else. She also said she was up late so since I was still feeling it I figured I'd hit her up. She was available and I made my way to her hotel on Mag Mile. I know a couple of pages back people were asking about her so here is the review. So I go up and honestly I think she might be the girl in the pics. Her hair is a different color for sure and she wasn't wearing makeup and she has freckles so its hard to tell but she cute and has a really skinny and fit body. Not usually my thing in general but I like the smaller girls for massages for some reason. Anyway she is really nice and personable. She said she was a student and actually she lives in Cali and comes out to massage every few months and make some dough and then go back. I get undressed and lay down on the bed with a towel already there. She starts the massage and it was actually pretty decent deep massage. She advertises nuru but I wouldn't consider it that. She just used lotion or whatever and it was pretty solid. The problem is her vibe isn't very sensual. It felt like if I was getting a massage at a legit massage parlor except she is naked and there is L1 at the end. She was chatting all the way through it until it got to L1 but even then I didn't even know if I could touch her. She said it was okay so I roamed around but she said definitely couldn't touch anything covered. The sensuality wasn't there it was just a nice massage and the she massaged my area to get my guy at attention and then proceeded to go in to a nice L1. I wouldn't say it was mechanical as she worked everything but compared to the last one I just didn't feel the love as much. I would say YMMV as it was late and I am sure she has seen a lot of business men today. I probably would not see her again but it is her in the pics so that is confirmed. Damage was 140 for the HH. Sorry for the novel but wanted to get all the details before I forgot.

I saw the Marathon runner / Soul cycle provider this week. Terrible! She looked like the sort of girl who hangs outside of a gas station, all bones and no boobs. After our session, she immediately plopped on her phone.

Definitely do not recommend. Even at bottom tier prices, she's not worth it.

[WretchedBliss]

For any fans, I bumped into Jessica, who used to work at the now-closed Millipede / Elegant, just down the road at River West Spa.

Is she the same lady that went by Mandy from Elegant?