Massage Parlor Reports

**ConfuciusMan** · 03-21-24 15:12

I got text today from mamasan. She got young new cute thai girl. I was not sure what she would be like. You know they sometimes exaggerate. I showed up and she was sitting their on the couch. Wow she was very cute and young. I would say around 22 yrs old. I was led into the last room. She was very pleasant and her English is perfect. She did a great job. I almost fell asleep. She is very pleasing on the eyes. I left very happy. Left the new standard tip. I believe in taking care of my therapist. Was not disappointed. Call and ask for Iris.

**Dbry4281** · 03-21-24 11:43

I saw Sammy, yesterday, she looked about 23. I'd say*5'0. I know they all embellish their ages for the most part. She said she's from Hong Kong, no way to confirm, but if so, that's cool for me, I've never been with a Hong Kong chick. Brown highlights,* Small ass. Shaved pussy, nice small pussy lips, no roast beef. * Not super tight pussy,*but not super loose,*if that makes*sense. She takes a 7 incher no problem. * I liked her anime look in my opinion, yes she has a video, but her front profile is beautiful. * BBj has great skills, can deep throat the 7 inch willy worm. *.

**Cons*If you don't*like man made Ds. That are harder to the touch and spaced out, she may not be the one for you. She has a* smaller ass as well. **Some plastic surgery to nose, and face, but hey, doesn't*bother me. No fluency with English, maybe I could try sign language but that might no work.

*Lips were plump, and full. Had good teeth, not yellow like some of these other*chicks. * She had* an old school barb wire tat,* on her upper arm. Thin legs. Very skinny stomach. * She didn't do any LFK, for me. *NIce BBj skills* Deep throat no teething. *Hit it Miss, and Cow girl, No doggy for me this time. She had a good attitude and was enthusiastic. Good moaning, skills, called me a big boy, sexy man, so she knows a few naughty words. *.

On another Note, some of these girls get mad at me, because I usually*take the whole hour to cum!* *Some get frustrated, because they think I'm going to*blow in 10 minutes. Some want to just get the session done. She was o. K with it being long. * No attitude from her that*I was slamming her like Shaq in his prime with the* Orlando Magic. * I* took a shower before and after. So yeah, if I see a girl ithat s getting frustrated, that I'm using my whole hour, I know they aren't* really into it. Thats a turnoff for me. *.

I asked to see the line up when I was leaving*and saw COCO near the room. She speaks very good English. I was shocked. At least 5'5, thicker, But yeah if you want a Chinese*chick who can communicate with you, see her, unless your chineese*than, you can talk to all these chicks. I sometimes wish these chicks did speak english, it creates a closer connection for me. I feel like I'm*fucking one of those sex dolls, that make noises sometimes. * She actually had a Filipina*look to me. She has a video on the I. G. But yeah this is my two cents, I didn't*see the Colombian*chick around, she looks good on the pics at least. * Well be safe mongers, and lets keep the reviews real. *.

**ClydeWill** · 03-21-24 11:40

Went to Moon today, it was awesome! I went for the hour. I pulled candy. Really good looking girl. Surprisingly the massage was really good. Rubbed my neck to my feet with oil while I was face down. It was a semi hard rub then before the flip she basically scratched everything with her nails, sensually. The flip came, I was already hard and she gave the signal for a HJ. I asked what else she said 1 6, I said 1 4 "ok" all in all, good time!

**ChriSilva** · 03-20-24 23:06

Originally Posted by CookieGuyo [View Original Post]

First time post.

Today I met with Shirley, Never met her before. Easily 35-40 years.

40 to the house and the massage began. Easily the best actual massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. Head to toe, deep tissue, was surprisingly relaxing. Time came for the flip, 140 for CBJ / FSWe negotiated to some saran wrap and with some enthusiastic moaning and humming, she did just fine by me.

The surprise was her breasts. AMAZING and perky and full. Large C or small D.

I'll still go back next time I start climbing the walls and need to relax.

I saw her a little while back. Nice girl when you're with her. Gets naked with underwear on. 200 gets you a BBJ / FS. She has nice boobs not much butt. All in all decent (not the best, not the worst).

**AyoHell** · 03-20-24 14:58

Originally Posted by BigsKings [View Original Post]

Is this place new? Same menus as others? How many girls there? Thanks.

Looks like a shill account quoting a shill account.

**Ammar** · 03-20-24 11:22

Is this in Naperville, thanks?

**BigsKings** · 03-20-24 10:56

Originally Posted by Bylethe [View Original Post]

Went and seen Rose today at Me spa. Great table shower and awesome massage I will be back. Let's try and keep this place around.

Is this place new? Same menus as others? How many girls there? Thanks.

**Bylethe** · 03-20-24 09:14

Originally Posted by RonKonp [View Original Post]

Stopped by Me spa and got Rose, cute petite late20'. Decided for the 30 min for 40. Got walked into the last room, Had walked in asking for Anna but she was on vacation. Rose was wearing a tight short skirt where you can see pretty much everything. Got undressed and laid on my stomach. She started with soft light touch and in no time started roaming. Roaming was mutual. Her dress rode up as she performed the massage. Extras were not negotiated but she was open for pretty much anything. Paid 140 for FS and was well worth it.

Went and seen Rose today at Me spa. Great table shower and awesome massage I will be back. Let's try and keep this place around.

**PantherPride4** · 03-20-24 03:09

Originally Posted by MKEhe [View Original Post]

I frequently see people reference the Chinatown Apartments. Was hoping to get some clarification. I know that PD, 819, and Tokyo got shut down, and that Orange (never been) seems to operate with similar prices and services as the previously mentioned, shut down apartments. Other than Orange and the 3 that got shut down, I know of KP, but not trying to deal with a months-long application process.

I strongly prefer the apartment experience to the parlor experience. Are there "Chinatown Apartments" that I am missing here? Are they literally called that? Where can I find the ads? Do they advertise their girls like the other apartments do?

I would gladly exchange any info on any cities I've been to, and will happily take info either on here or in PM's.

We call It the "Chinatown Apartments" they sometimes switch locations. Usually the run on 35th but they got busted before on Halsted. It even made Fox News. Some guy named "LEO" who's the house sitter If he get's used to you he text you pics of new girls every rotation kind of like how Orange and Tokyo used social media to promote. I text and let them know I'm outside then they let me In and tell me what girl In what room Is available. Sometimes the hotter girl Is getting banged.

**BigsKings** · 03-19-24 23:56

Originally Posted by ChickenDiner [View Original Post]

Saw their ad on another site about the tatami business. I heard archer perfect quite a bit here, so I called and ask whether they are same they said not. Little hesitant but MMs said it is a new place and new girls and new beds, so I decided to give it a try.

Some of my past experience is that the bed is too small in spas, so I was going for the tatami. It met my expectations. They have two girls for picking. The girl I got is Lisa. She doesn't speak much English at all, but she is super shy and pretty sexy. She has smiles on her face at all time. The tatami is like a wood frame from the groud up and with a queen bed. The place is pretty new, although the address seemed like another spa long time ago. They have table shower as well. Lisa's menu is normal, and her attitude is plus.

Based on this I checked out this places, fairly easy to find their ads. All the pictures on the ads seems fake but MMS texted me couple girls picture. Lisa and Nana.

I decided to pick in person and it is an easy pick for me for Nana. I don't know whether it is the same Lisa but nana is very sweat and beautiful. Her service is good and the Tatami (queue size mattress) does give more room for fun. Might see her again before she leave.

**Fit312** · 03-19-24 23:30

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Whats the usual discreet place in Grand Ave you're referring to? Grand Spa? West River?

It's authentic papasan gibberish.

**Mustashlo** · 03-19-24 21:58

I had a dream I went to Lavender. Walked in and was greeted by 35 something attractive Asian women with a great body.

Started with good massage and slight teasing.

On the flip she began to blow on the head, and massaged under the balls.

Top came up and bottom came down.

HJ finish.

Stay safe all.

**Coopertars** · 03-19-24 16:14

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

BTW. Lot of people outside the usual discreet place in Grand Ave. Got no onlookers except one weird old dude across the doorway. Either he was a client or even worse, 5. 0 is making their move. (This is all creative fiction BTW) Pops was looking all over the place. When I smiled, he refused eyed contact despite staring at me first.

Whats the usual discreet place in Grand Ave you're referring to? Grand Spa? West River?

**Baggio57** · 03-19-24 15:04

Originally Posted by MKEhe [View Original Post]

I frequently see people reference the Chinatown Apartments. Was hoping to get some clarification. I know that PD, 819, and Tokyo got shut down, and that Orange (never been) seems to operate with similar prices and services as the previously mentioned, shut down apartments. Other than Orange and the 3 that got shut down, I know of KP, but not trying to deal with a months-long application process.

I strongly prefer the apartment experience to the parlor experience. Are there "Chinatown Apartments" that I am missing here? Are they literally called that? Where can I find the ads? Do they advertise their girls like the other apartments do?

I would gladly exchange any info on any cities I've been to, and will happily take info either on here or in PM's.

If you go on adult search, escorts and filter for asian, nearly all of the ads are for apartments. Many different ads are for the same place, but you have to call / text to get the exact address and don't think that the girl in the ad will be the girl at the place.

**MKEhe** · 03-19-24 14:24

Originally Posted by PantherPride4 [View Original Post]

Oh It's the Chinatown Apartments. Okay I usually know most of them. They just haven't been as popular since Orange pop'd up. But they are better ran than 819 was.

I frequently see people reference the Chinatown Apartments. Was hoping to get some clarification. I know that PD, 819, and Tokyo got shut down, and that Orange (never been) seems to operate with similar prices and services as the previously mentioned, shut down apartments. Other than Orange and the 3 that got shut down, I know of KP, but not trying to deal with a months-long application process.

I strongly prefer the apartment experience to the parlor experience. Are there "Chinatown Apartments" that I am missing here? Are they literally called that? Where can I find the ads? Do they advertise their girls like the other apartments do?

I would gladly exchange any info on any cities I've been to, and will happily take info either on here or in PM's.