Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6352]

I say there are quality degrees to a HE. I've had HE where there was fiv, tits out, nipple sucking (mine and hers), cock slapping on tits, etc. And I'll go 60-80 for that. But if it's just a shitty mechanical hand job with no enthusiasm and time shorted I've given 40. But that doesn't happen often to me because I tend to tip well. A lot of you guys are just cheap. 40 was the standard 10 years ago.

Magic on Irving is still 40 (though they have a higher base for half and girls arent the best looking). I will admit though, last time I went I wasnt clicking with my therapist so I said no on the flip but she did help rub out a knot on my hammy that honestly was fantastic, so props there.

Green off of randolph is 40 for reg and 60 for roaming, same as Linda off Western.

Be safe all.

[Walker333]

Sounds like you guys have lousy luck with massage therapists.

IMH luck (number of hits) comes with experience and generosity. In any case, I don't recall any mt whose attitude and / quality of the service would deteriorate over short period of time. In my experience it's the opposite direction.

[CafeRaceritali]

Hi all, I need some help. I recently visited an AMP in northwest sububrs. After the shower, the girl randomly started to give me a BBBJ, about one or two quick sucks. Now I'm freaking out over potentially getting some kind of disease. Anyone here ever get anything from such a quick exposure? Also, any help as to clinics (cheap and discrete) would be much appreciated.

[Ron M]

If he wants to leave happy, she must stay happy. Moreover, a generous tip might lead to unexpected and very pleasant surprises. Finally, a good, even undeserved tip after first session is similar to an investment into a venture with countries sensual treasures.

And sometimes, when the MT thinks she knows you well enough, she starts skimping on the massage, moving right to the HE, skimps on access to the fun bags, moves you out before the time you paid for is up, and then still expects your generous tip. And then it's time to move on.

Sounds like you guys have lousy luck with massage therapists.

[Sam Spade]

I say there are quality degrees to a HE. I've had HE where there was fiv, tits out, nipple sucking (mine and hers), cock slapping on tits, etc. And I'll go 60-80 for that. But if it's just a shitty mechanical hand job with no enthusiasm and time shorted I've given 40. But that doesn't happen often to me because I tend to tip well. A lot of you guys are just cheap. 40 was the standard 10 years ago.

And sometimes, when the MT thinks she knows you well enough, she starts skimping on the massage, moving right to the HE, skimps on access to the fun bags, moves you out before the time you paid for is up, and then still expects your generous tip. And then it's time to move on.

[Walker333]

Anyone ever gotten anal from an AMP? Just curious because the last time at a spot I know I ended up banging amt as she lay sideways on massage table. Toward the end I got my thumb in her ass while I pounded her and she didn't object. Got me thinking about what it would take to push for greek.

You may ask, and some of them will agree. Or you may do what you did and then try to switch the door. Unless she objects, you are good to go, but be ready to contribute more.

[Walker333]

I say there are quality degrees to a HE. I've had HE where there was fiv, tits out, nipple sucking (mine and hers), cock slapping on tits, etc. And I'll go 60-80 for that. But if it's just a shitty mechanical hand job with no enthusiasm and time shorted I've given 40. But that doesn't happen often to me because I tend to tip well. A lot of you guys are just cheap. 40 was the standard 10 years ago.

If he wants to leave happy, she must stay happy. Moreover, a generous tip might lead to unexpected and very pleasant surprises. Finally, a good, even undeserved tip after first session is similar to an investment into a venture with countries sensual treasures.

[Mitsom]

Anyone ever gotten anal from an AMP? Just curious because the last time at a spot I know I ended up banging amt as she lay sideways on massage table. Toward the end I got my thumb in her ass while I pounded her and she didn't object. Got me thinking about what it would take to push for greek.

[Mitsom]

Was in the neighborhood yesterday afternoon so I stopped in for the first time in ages. Got a young lady with a great figure whose name is the same as a fancy jewelry store. Took the hour although I knew I only had 45 minutes. Weak massage, no skills. Spoke English well and yapped the whole time but I liked it. On the flip took care of biz without any negotiation. I went to tip, have the standard, and she went in to explain that standard 60 not 40. She was quite adamant about this. I ponied up another 10. Anyway, I would go back but I'm not a fan of the new standard.

I say there are quality degrees to a HE. I've had HE where there was fiv, tits out, nipple sucking (mine and hers), cock slapping on tits, etc. And I'll go 60-80 for that. But if it's just a shitty mechanical hand job with no enthusiasm and time shorted I've given 40. But that doesn't happen often to me because I tend to tip well. A lot of you guys are just cheap. 40 was the standard 10 years ago.

[Walker333]

Was in the neighborhood yesterday afternoon so I stopped in for the first time in ages. Got a young lady with a great figure whose name is the same as a fancy jewelry store. Took the hour although I knew I only had 45 minutes. Weak massage, no skills. Spoke English well and yapped the whole time but I liked it. On the flip took care of biz without any negotiation. I went to tip, have the standard, and she went in to explain that standard 60 not 40. She was quite adamant about this. I ponied up another 10. Anyway, I would go back but I'm not a fan of the new standard.

They're always ask for more money unless they know you. Next time try to call ahead and make an appointment with Michele (I hope she is still there). Good luck.

[Lemeduyu]

Was in the neighborhood yesterday afternoon so I stopped in for the first time in ages. Got a young lady with a great figure whose name is the same as a fancy jewelry store. Took the hour although I knew I only had 45 minutes. Weak massage, no skills. Spoke English well and yapped the whole time but I liked it. On the flip took care of biz without any negotiation. I went to tip, have the standard, and she went in to explain that standard 60 not 40. She was quite adamant about this. I ponied up another 10. Anyway, I would go back but I'm not a fan of the new standard.

[OrdLover]

I heard on the other site that golden dream spa had updated menu. I was wondering what was updated and with who? Because last time I went it was still a L1 service.

[Member #6027]

Hey fellas, here are a couple of notes on places I've been to in the last few weeks:

1. Green Spa in the west loop. I know reviews on this place can vary, but I've always had a good time here regardless of who I see. The table shower is always thorough, the massage is always good, and the ending is always happy (without any of the negotiation you get at other places). This is my new go to spot.

2. Spa Pro in the south loop. Excellent massage here, but nothing else. The other review site says there is more to be had here, but I've gotten no hints that that's true. I've mentioned before that I don't really trust the reviews from the other site, so I'm inclined to think that this place is legit only. I'd be very happy if someone on this board told me I was wrong.

3. SXL in the south loop. This place used to be my go to spot, but I can't say I like it any more. Too expensive without the quality that used to be there.

Speaking of SXL, my favorite MT there was Mary but I've heard she's left. Rumor has it she's at Belmont now. Anyone know if that's right?

[Pau Ford]

Does anyone know if Sophia from hotbodyrubs, she was there about a year ago, she went somewhere else or left the business altogether.

She left the business. Was talking about leaving Chicago and moving elsewhere.

That's what she said at the time she left the body run place. She sent me a text at the time, I tried getting in touch with her over the next couple months but she never replied.

If anyone knows any different let us know!

[SuckItTrebek]

Does anyone know if Sophia from hotbodyrubs, she was there about a year ago, she went somewhere else or left the business altogether.