Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

She has a penthouse in Arlington Heights? LOL.

Take a pass on this one.

[Courtesyflush]

Checked out BEI opted for 70 for an hour was actually over in 30 minutes, just do 50 for 30 minutes. Was an ok time but the tables are super hard, like blanket on plywood hard, they are homemade it's hard to enjoy the massage. Linda spoke through a translation app the only English she said was OMG, OMG while finishing me. She agreed to 80 for the HE which is all I had on me and asked for a review, wanted cash in hand before proceeding with the HE. She was cute but wouldn't take her top off though. Saw a more petite and better-looking gal on my way out. Will probably go back with some extra cash and a cushion.

[Ron M]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

Take a pass on this one.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

[JoeColorado]

Called orange to see if Frida was available she was so I headed over. Got there and yo-yo took me back and it seems Frida was no longer available so I did a negotiation with yo-yo and that went well. That was pretty much the end of my good experience at Orange tonight.

Drop the donation, she leaves the room, comes back and begins to spray me from head to toe with sanitizer. Yo, yo its hot, nice handmaids not too big and attractive. Shes a solid eight, but unfortunately, her effort was a three.

Begins a half ass BBJ, Throws the cover on, and lays back for standing Mish. At that point, she became lifeless, except every minute or two she would start to moan an obviously Fake and then stop again, back to lifeless. I was kind of pissed off so I got up on the table in Mish and started banging the fuck out of her, and without any prior announcement, pulled out and shot all over her stomach, that pissed her off. Got dressed and got the fuck out of there. That's too bad experiences the past two weeks at Orange. May have to find a new go to place in Chicago.

My official opinion: yo-yo is a no no.

I am on my way to Louisville, hopefully greeter pastures there!

I have to agree with you. I have never had a lazier fuck in my life. A sex doll would've contributed just as much.

[NewLa2022]

Went to Glory Spa twice on the 5500 block of and. Milwaukee. Originally, I found out about the spa through CL. First time I saw Laura and second time I saw Emily. Both gave really good massages. Emily used more strength than Laura but I enjoyed both of their methods. Emily did more teasing than Laura. They both have great tits too. It costs a bit extra for them to take their tops off but it was definitely worth the price. They're very open to feeling them all over too. Thirty minutes costs $40 plus extras.

[Jay117]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

Haven't seen her, but. It's on tryst. You certainly get something. I'm guessing "light sensual massage" covers it, with an L1 ending. Is it an L1 ending worth $200? Seems unlikely to me, vs. What else is available around. Also, those photos just scream "you won't be touching me at all".

[Hapenny]

I keep hearing good things about Moon but many of the posts are from people with few posts and only great things to say, or accounts with 10 posts responding to accounts with 12 posts. Any more seasoned visitors have a take on this montrose spot? Thinking of tofft but wanting to verify this isn't a papa-joint.

Moon Spa. Lisa has been great ever seance the day Lisa Opened it. I new Lisa at Sennias she was young. 20 years ago.
Her sister Helen a cross the street at Unwind.

Thank you guys for the actual feedback, much appreciated.

The Moon Spa Gopher refers to is in Chinatown (Lisa's (formerly of Senina) spa) and her sister's place Unwind across the street. The recent messages (including GoHome's) were about Moon in Albany Park (on Montrose, not the location in Chinatown).

Gopher is right. Lisa's Moon is (was?) a great spot. Lisa was an awesome cougar but as owner she was the one who jumped and ran every time the doorbell rang. This messed up sessions. Even though she gave me her private cell number I was unable to arrange a meeting right before or after business hours (to avoid the doorbell). Too bad. If she had been able to accommodate I'd be a loyal patron. I gave up on Chinatown Moon.

I have seen nothing here that would suggest the Moon on Montrose on the northside is Lisa's place or related to Lisa's Moon (other than the name). I think the jury is still out about the Moon spot on Montrose, though as GoHome observes a lot of posts about the northside Moon are from suspect accounts.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

[OrdLover]

Moon Spa. Lisa has been great ever seance the day Lisa Opened it. I new Lisa at Sennias she was young. 20 years ago.

Her sister Helen a cross the street at Unwind.

The moon spa that the people are talking about is the one on Montrose on the north side. Not the one you are thinking about.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

[Gopher88]

Thank you guys for the actual feedback, much appreciated.

Moon Spa. Lisa has been great ever seance the day Lisa Opened it. I new Lisa at Sennias she was young. 20 years ago.

Her sister Helen a cross the street at Unwind.

[PantherPride4]

I am in the same opinion of you. I have been seeing the Latinas at Archer Perfect Spa or Orange. I have been getting bored by the asian women lately. They rarely put in the good effort in my opinion except for the ladies in the Mt Prospect spas. I was just hoping to find some decent latina spa on the Northside. AOL was always on my bucket list when I started this hobby. I guess I will pass. I did Sunrise Spa on Diversey pre covid but didn't find the woman good enough for a second visit. Not sure who works there now. Hopefully, someone can pass on a good secret. There used to be a woman named Laura that had a stable of different nationalities but has since closed down.

Thanks. And finally someone who Isn't upset because someone disliked their favorite Spa. But AOL must've gotten new management because everybody bashes them on Yelp and Google reviews and saying they didn't get Massage for whatever reasons. I heard of some lowkey Chinatown apartments who only allow Asian customers. I checked more about Latina Massage Spa's In Chicago and man we lost so many Zeus was around Pre Covid and now are gone. Years back down the same street Princess Latina was on there was Tropical Spa that had plenty of different Latina's not just Mexican talent either they had Cubans, Puerto Ricans and Columbians and I heard they all were fine but that Spa didn't last long and those workers just left the Chicago Massage scene. I did call Sunrise some lady answered and hung up I called back she didn't answer. Now the best Is probably Orange and Perfect Archer. I seen A finer version of Arianna Grande at Perfect Archer like 2 months back. With all the Migrants around Chicago there should be like 2-3 new Latina Massage Spa's. But feel free to PM me If you want to chat more about other possible Latina options In Chicago. There's some up Norf that never get discussed on here.

[Englee]

Imma be real but AOL I thought was shut down due to lack of business. I read google and yelp reviews all bad. Most stated that they wasn't allowed In they believe maybe Political or maybe race related reasons maybe. Who runs AOL? I called and some cranky Asian answered the phone and claimed they was all booked up all weekend. So Is AOL Latina owned or Asian? I drove past and saw no type of traffic coming In or out the place was dryer than Orange A few weeks ago when everybody was scared LOL. But I was just telling the guy Princess Latina has fell off last time I was there some chick with curly hair (Forgot her name) told me she only does Level 1 and I had enough to get some actual Ass. Another visit before that some younger Latina girl asked me 1st "Do I want to fuck" and I wanted A massage 1st then I asked later to fuck she changed her menu that fast and said she only goes up to Level 2 (BJ). So that's why I understand the Asian Spa's are more popular or find Latina's at Orange or Perfect Archer.

I am in the same opinion of you. I have been seeing the Latinas at Archer Perfect Spa or Orange. I have been getting bored by the asian women lately. They rarely put in the good effort in my opinion except for the ladies in the Mt Prospect spas. I was just hoping to find some decent latina spa on the Northside. AOL was always on my bucket list when I started this hobby. I guess I will pass. I did Sunrise Spa on Diversey pre covid but didn't find the woman good enough for a second visit. Not sure who works there now. Hopefully, someone can pass on a good secret. There used to be a woman named Laura that had a stable of different nationalities but has since closed down.

[Bhar35]

Was in the neighborhood (Fullerton Ave) so went to Massage Chicago. I had tall girl Linda, but saw Alice also, who seemed more attractive to me. But I cannot complain about Linda's service. Everything was on the table $. 4, but it was one of the very best experiences I have ever had. She is exceptionally skilled with the use of her tong. She knows where to put it and what men like.

Wait like L3 full at Fullerton? Any shorter ones did you see? I prefer shorter ones IMO. No fatties k thanks.