Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesTChicago]

Has anyone seen either of these two? They are relatively new to CLM and I love the posted pics. Any info would be great. Thanks! Pms are appreciated. Will report back and share other CLM gals.

Stay safe,

James.

[ConfuciusMan]

I was recently at a AMP and I got the cute 29 yr old and I have seen her a few times. I was getting fiv and BBBJ total nude. 1 day I got my digits in their and I could smell her pussy. Smelled like raw sewerage. I double check and stuck the other finger in and found it smelled the same. She went down to give me BBBJ. I couldn't get it up because the smell on my fingers was so bad. Should I have told her. I didn't tipped and left. Took me 2 days to get smell off.

[Machine7655]

I had a crap dream w Claire too. Body type was super flabby other than the natural DD chest. I got super turned off by that fishy smell down there, I wasn't even interested in her 70 $ BBBJ offer.

Wow. That's so opposite of my experience it's crazy. I've had the most GFE experience I've ever had in a massage parlor with her. She even charged you differently than she charged me. That really sucks.

[Lukkylou]

I went there about 2 weeks ago. Promised a girl named Rina, and another named Amy. From the pics, I told the woman on the phone I wanted Rina. Got the address and waited outside of the place. Woman on phone says that she will be down in a few minutes. A car pulls up on the opposite side of the street. A black woman comes out, walks towards the door that I was standing next to and asks if I was here to see her. I told her no, I'm here to see Rina. She says that she never heard that name. Showed her the picture I was sent of "Rina. " Tells me that she has no idea who that is. I was like "ok then. " And continued to wait. A sketchy looking man opens the door for her and closes and locks it after she walks in. Ok this is getting weird. I get a phone call from the woman who sent me the photos and she says she's getting the door open for me and I can wait inside. Apparently a girl named Amy will be coming really soon, and I can have an appointment with her. . I was hesitant at first, but the I was like what the hell, why not? I drove all the way to Chicago for this. Anyways, the black woman who I just saw opens the door for me and let's me wait in the lobby as she walks into another room. I call the woman again and asked if I can have Rina specifically. She says "of course. " Black woman comes out, and says "you wanted to have an appointment with me," and I said, no, I would like Rina. Definitely bait and switch. I was in the mood for Latina, not some black chick. However it was more that she was overweight, definitely not with 200+. Anyways I left. Got a phone call and the woman who sent the pictures says that Amy arrived and I can go see her. Fuck that. I left.

Where is this dump so I know to avoid it.

[MeowMix414]

Has anyone been to the Red Bull milking table? Seems like they are a group of Latinas. Tina, Lena, Ivy. I'm curious if anyone has any feed back on them? Been seeing a lot on CLM, might be going to see what all the good word is about.

I went there about 2 weeks ago. Promised a girl named Rina, and another named Amy. From the pics, I told the woman on the phone I wanted Rina. Got the address and waited outside of the place. Woman on phone says that she will be down in a few minutes. A car pulls up on the opposite side of the street. A black woman comes out, walks towards the door that I was standing next to and asks if I was here to see her. I told her no, I'm here to see Rina. She says that she never heard that name. Showed her the picture I was sent of "Rina. " Tells me that she has no idea who that is. I was like "ok then. " And continued to wait. A sketchy looking man opens the door for her and closes and locks it after she walks in. Ok this is getting weird. I get a phone call from the woman who sent me the photos and she says she's getting the door open for me and I can wait inside. Apparently a girl named Amy will be coming really soon, and I can have an appointment with her. . I was hesitant at first, but the I was like what the hell, why not? I drove all the way to Chicago for this. Anyways, the black woman who I just saw opens the door for me and let's me wait in the lobby as she walks into another room. I call the woman again and asked if I can have Rina specifically. She says "of course. " Black woman comes out, and says "you wanted to have an appointment with me," and I said, no, I would like Rina. Definitely bait and switch. I was in the mood for Latina, not some black chick. However it was more that she was overweight, definitely not with 200+. Anyways I left. Got a phone call and the woman who sent the pictures says that Amy arrived and I can go see her. Fuck that. I left.

[Brad Scott]

Coming to Chicago soon and staying at O'hare. I'll be near a train station. Any decent spas in ok (good) neighborhoods that are in walking distance from a train station. Really rather not deal with Uber's (as the bill is on my credit card). Don't mind the train. Close to O'hare would be a plus!

Thanks,

Brad.

[Jinurso]

Wow. That's so opposite of my experience it's crazy. I've had the most GFE experience I've ever had in a massage parlor with her. She even charged you differently than she charged me. That really sucks.

Have had my eye on Claire for a while since I am a sucker for big boobs (pun intended). Finally took the plunge last week after reading several positive reviews such as this one.

The positives: set up was easy, the massage was good and I got the full hour.

The Cons: She refused to remove her top without a tip and the bottoms never came off. After the top cake off, my attempts to touch (or suck on) her nipples were rebuffed. She said that touching her nipples made her feel uncomfortable (ie, weird). The only touching allowed below the waist was her legs and butt, but no touching the pussy at all. Upgrades that we're available were excessive, including an extra $150 for oral (BBBJ or CBJ not specified) and $300 (on top of the door fee) for FS. No kissing, DATY or Greek at any price.

She tried to give a decent HJ, but without the stimulation of being able to touch her in any meaningful way, I was finding it difficult to achieve my goal. I started in with self service and she agreed to play with herself, but even that was through her thong. I may as well have been jacking to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

She brought me a couple of warm washcloths and I cleaned the oil off, got dressed and left.

Maybe this was just a severe case of YMMV. Or, she has changed her menu. She did mention that she had had some bad experiences but did not elaborate.

I texted the owner about the session and they were apologetic and offered me a small discount on my next appointment.

[Arkangel6969]

I'm sorry for the bad experience. If you like young latinas Bella is good 3 hole gal. I have a detailed review look me up. DM for more details.

Have had my eye on Claire for a while since I am a sucker for big boobs (pun intended). Finally took the plunge last week after reading several positive reviews such as this one.

The positives: set up was easy, the massage was good and I got the full hour.

The Cons: She refused to remove her top without a tip and the bottoms never came off. After the top cake off, my attempts to touch (or suck on) her nipples were rebuffed. She said that touching her nipples made her feel uncomfortable (ie, weird). The only touching allowed below the waist was her legs and butt, but no touching the pussy at all. Upgrades that we're available were excessive, including an extra $150 for oral (BBBJ or CBJ not specified) and $300 (on top of the door fee) for FS. No kissing, DATY or Greek at any price.

She tried to give a decent HJ, but without the stimulation of being able to touch her in any meaningful way, I was finding it difficult to achieve my goal. I started in with self service and she agreed to play with herself, but even that was through her thong. I may as well have been jacking to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

She brought me a couple of warm washcloths and I cleaned the oil off, got dressed and left.

Maybe this was just a severe case of YMMV. Or, she has changed her menu. She did mention that she had had some bad experiences but did not elaborate.

I texted the owner about the session and they were apologetic and offered me a small discount on my next appointment.

[ConfuciusMan]

Went to Belmont the other day. Walk in and I got the new girl Emily. Looked cute 25 yrs old petite about 95 lbs with curly hair. Took the hour massage. She gave a great massage. On the flip she did a great job. Left happy 60 tip. I think with future visits it could be very happy.

[Hotguy18]

Here a dump of all massage places in the US.

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[Head First]

I may as well have been jacking to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog

I pasted many pages together from those catalogs back in the day.

[TheBigA1]

Saw Claire a few weeks ago. Great service, very open menu, very down to earth. Made a few jokes right off the bat and I knew this was going to be a good time. Great set of natural twins and a rear to die for. Open to receiving and gave a wonderful oral monologue. Multiple positions and took a great pounding. Rear parking was semi- available for right size and right price but a little to steep for me. She did say she doesn't offer parking slot as the parking space is a very tight squeeze and not many have parked their. PM me for more details. And if anyone can share a non pro Latina or middle eastern or Indian with 3 hole options much apprenticed. Stay safe.

Have had my eye on Claire for a while since I am a sucker for big boobs (pun intended). Finally took the plunge last week after reading several positive reviews such as this one.

The positives: set up was easy, the massage was good and I got the full hour.

The Cons: She refused to remove her top without a tip and the bottoms never came off. After the top cake off, my attempts to touch (or suck on) her nipples were rebuffed. She said that touching her nipples made her feel uncomfortable (ie, weird). The only touching allowed below the waist was her legs and butt, but no touching the pussy at all. Upgrades that we're available were excessive, including an extra $150 for oral (BBBJ or CBJ not specified) and $300 (on top of the door fee) for FS. No kissing, DATY or Greek at any price.

She tried to give a decent HJ, but without the stimulation of being able to touch her in any meaningful way, I was finding it difficult to achieve my goal. I started in with self service and she agreed to play with herself, but even that was through her thong. I may as well have been jacking to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

She brought me a couple of warm washcloths and I cleaned the oil off, got dressed and left.

Maybe this was just a severe case of YMMV. Or, she has changed her menu. She did mention that she had had some bad experiences but did not elaborate.

I texted the owner about the session and they were apologetic and offered me a small discount on my next appointment.

[UncleNutzy]

Heard on another site (RM) that this place was busted again. Any truth to that?

Just stay away from this place. I think they've been busted 3 times in the past 6 months. Kinda surprised they're still in operation.

[JesusLovesMe]

I have at a Heavenly Massage a few years ago. I wish it was from the girl at the front counter but it was from a decent looking Asian woman.

An old question to tee up again. Has anyone ever gotten at least a HJ at a legit place like Massage Envy? I had a lady recently who repeatedly let her crotch hit my elbow on the side of the table. She wasn't grinding like someone would at an AMP but the light contact got me horny and made me wonder. I go to ME every other week for legit massage and can travel around Chicagoland if there's anything to recommend. We don't talk about these things for obvious reasons so pm please.

[Starks]

The common cold is a coronavirus, as are MERS and SARS. The "flu" is an influenza virus. The current strain of coronavirus making the news, the '2019 Novel Coronavirus', is totally unrelated to the influenza virus.

In other news, I know at least two MTs who are visiting family in China and are now unsure whether their return flights may be canceled. There are probably dozens of them, just from Chicago alone, visiting since this is the time of year with the lunar new year and the milder weather in the south. I'm not particularly risk-averse, but it does give pause when considering visiting an MT who's just returned.

BB, out.

You are right that coronavirus is not a strain of the flu. However, the common cold is bot caused by the coronavirus. The common cold is caused by different strains of the rhinovirus.