Massage Parlor Reports

[Brad Scott]

Coming to Chicago soon and staying at O'hare. I'll be near a train station. Any decent spas in ok (good) neighborhoods that are in walking distance from a train station. Really rather not deal with Uber's (as the bill is on my credit card). Don't mind the train. Close to O'hare would be a plus!

Thanks,

Brad.

[Jinurso]

Wow. That's so opposite of my experience it's crazy. I've had the most GFE experience I've ever had in a massage parlor with her. She even charged you differently than she charged me. That really sucks.

Have had my eye on Claire for a while since I am a sucker for big boobs (pun intended). Finally took the plunge last week after reading several positive reviews such as this one.

The positives: set up was easy, the massage was good and I got the full hour.

The Cons: She refused to remove her top without a tip and the bottoms never came off. After the top cake off, my attempts to touch (or suck on) her nipples were rebuffed. She said that touching her nipples made her feel uncomfortable (ie, weird). The only touching allowed below the waist was her legs and butt, but no touching the pussy at all. Upgrades that we're available were excessive, including an extra $150 for oral (BBBJ or CBJ not specified) and $300 (on top of the door fee) for FS. No kissing, DATY or Greek at any price.

She tried to give a decent HJ, but without the stimulation of being able to touch her in any meaningful way, I was finding it difficult to achieve my goal. I started in with self service and she agreed to play with herself, but even that was through her thong. I may as well have been jacking to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

She brought me a couple of warm washcloths and I cleaned the oil off, got dressed and left.

Maybe this was just a severe case of YMMV. Or, she has changed her menu. She did mention that she had had some bad experiences but did not elaborate.

I texted the owner about the session and they were apologetic and offered me a small discount on my next appointment.

[Arkangel6969]

I'm sorry for the bad experience. If you like young latinas Bella is good 3 hole gal. I have a detailed review look me up. DM for more details.

Have had my eye on Claire for a while since I am a sucker for big boobs (pun intended). Finally took the plunge last week after reading several positive reviews such as this one.

The positives: set up was easy, the massage was good and I got the full hour.

The Cons: She refused to remove her top without a tip and the bottoms never came off. After the top cake off, my attempts to touch (or suck on) her nipples were rebuffed. She said that touching her nipples made her feel uncomfortable (ie, weird). The only touching allowed below the waist was her legs and butt, but no touching the pussy at all. Upgrades that we're available were excessive, including an extra $150 for oral (BBBJ or CBJ not specified) and $300 (on top of the door fee) for FS. No kissing, DATY or Greek at any price.

She tried to give a decent HJ, but without the stimulation of being able to touch her in any meaningful way, I was finding it difficult to achieve my goal. I started in with self service and she agreed to play with herself, but even that was through her thong. I may as well have been jacking to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

She brought me a couple of warm washcloths and I cleaned the oil off, got dressed and left.

Maybe this was just a severe case of YMMV. Or, she has changed her menu. She did mention that she had had some bad experiences but did not elaborate.

I texted the owner about the session and they were apologetic and offered me a small discount on my next appointment.

[ConfuciusMan]

Went to Belmont the other day. Walk in and I got the new girl Emily. Looked cute 25 yrs old petite about 95 lbs with curly hair. Took the hour massage. She gave a great massage. On the flip she did a great job. Left happy 60 tip. I think with future visits it could be very happy.

[Hotguy18]

Here a dump of all massage places in the US.

https://pastebin.com/4cU9aaFU

[Head First]

I may as well have been jacking to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog

I pasted many pages together from those catalogs back in the day.

[TheBigA1]

Saw Claire a few weeks ago. Great service, very open menu, very down to earth. Made a few jokes right off the bat and I knew this was going to be a good time. Great set of natural twins and a rear to die for. Open to receiving and gave a wonderful oral monologue. Multiple positions and took a great pounding. Rear parking was semi- available for right size and right price but a little to steep for me. She did say she doesn't offer parking slot as the parking space is a very tight squeeze and not many have parked their. PM me for more details. And if anyone can share a non pro Latina or middle eastern or Indian with 3 hole options much apprenticed. Stay safe.

Have had my eye on Claire for a while since I am a sucker for big boobs (pun intended). Finally took the plunge last week after reading several positive reviews such as this one.

The positives: set up was easy, the massage was good and I got the full hour.

The Cons: She refused to remove her top without a tip and the bottoms never came off. After the top cake off, my attempts to touch (or suck on) her nipples were rebuffed. She said that touching her nipples made her feel uncomfortable (ie, weird). The only touching allowed below the waist was her legs and butt, but no touching the pussy at all. Upgrades that we're available were excessive, including an extra $150 for oral (BBBJ or CBJ not specified) and $300 (on top of the door fee) for FS. No kissing, DATY or Greek at any price.

She tried to give a decent HJ, but without the stimulation of being able to touch her in any meaningful way, I was finding it difficult to achieve my goal. I started in with self service and she agreed to play with herself, but even that was through her thong. I may as well have been jacking to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

She brought me a couple of warm washcloths and I cleaned the oil off, got dressed and left.

Maybe this was just a severe case of YMMV. Or, she has changed her menu. She did mention that she had had some bad experiences but did not elaborate.

I texted the owner about the session and they were apologetic and offered me a small discount on my next appointment.

[UncleNutzy]

Heard on another site (RM) that this place was busted again. Any truth to that?

Just stay away from this place. I think they've been busted 3 times in the past 6 months. Kinda surprised they're still in operation.

[JesusLovesMe]

I have at a Heavenly Massage a few years ago. I wish it was from the girl at the front counter but it was from a decent looking Asian woman.

An old question to tee up again. Has anyone ever gotten at least a HJ at a legit place like Massage Envy? I had a lady recently who repeatedly let her crotch hit my elbow on the side of the table. She wasn't grinding like someone would at an AMP but the light contact got me horny and made me wonder. I go to ME every other week for legit massage and can travel around Chicagoland if there's anything to recommend. We don't talk about these things for obvious reasons so pm please.

[Starks]

The common cold is a coronavirus, as are MERS and SARS. The "flu" is an influenza virus. The current strain of coronavirus making the news, the '2019 Novel Coronavirus', is totally unrelated to the influenza virus.

In other news, I know at least two MTs who are visiting family in China and are now unsure whether their return flights may be canceled. There are probably dozens of them, just from Chicago alone, visiting since this is the time of year with the lunar new year and the milder weather in the south. I'm not particularly risk-averse, but it does give pause when considering visiting an MT who's just returned.

BB, out.

You are right that coronavirus is not a strain of the flu. However, the common cold is bot caused by the coronavirus. The common cold is caused by different strains of the rhinovirus.

[BenBeck]

Not that this changes anything even remotely applicable to this thread but correct info is always helpful. *Corona virus isn't a strain of the flu. Two diff viruses. * But maybe we should start asking our MTs if they have had a fever in last fourteen days?

The common cold is a coronavirus, as are MERS and SARS. The "flu" is an influenza virus. The current strain of coronavirus making the news, the '2019 Novel Coronavirus', is totally unrelated to the influenza virus.

In other news, I know at least two MTs who are visiting family in China and are now unsure whether their return flights may be canceled. There are probably dozens of them, just from Chicago alone, visiting since this is the time of year with the lunar new year and the milder weather in the south. I'm not particularly risk-averse, but it does give pause when considering visiting an MT who's just returned.

BB, out.

[ComeRapMe]

There's the Flu and Corona Virus which is a strain of the flu. Corona is most likely keeping people away due to general fear, but the regular flu shouldn't be an issue as long as people get a vaccination and practice good hygiene and wash their hands. We all know our mt's are doing this, right. PSA done for the day.

-w.

Not that this changes anything even remotely applicable to this thread but correct info is always helpful. *Corona virus isn't a strain of the flu. Two diff viruses. * But maybe we should start asking our MTs if they have had a fever in last fourteen days?

[Wenger]

An old question to tee up again. Has anyone ever gotten at least a HJ at a legit place like Massage Envy? I had a lady recently who repeatedly let her crotch hit my elbow on the side of the table. She wasn't grinding like someone would at an AMP but the light contact got me horny and made me wonder. I go to ME every other week for legit massage and can travel around Chicagoland if there's anything to recommend. We don't talk about these things for obvious reasons so pm please.

Legit MP's can be a great place to get extra's, usually takes time to work up to it though. If the lady who repeatedly bumped your elbow is a regular mt for you next time try initiating a little contact from your end. Worse that can happen is she shuts you down and you continue to get your massage.

-w.

[Wenger]

I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure with the Trump China ban that anybody who is here is unlikely to carry the flu since it's been two weeks or so. No new flights means no new cases. The Chinese who are here have long been here and so they are safe to visit.

I'm sure there was a dropoff for a while though. You have to expect that.

There's the Flu and Corona Virus which is a strain of the flu. Corona is most likely keeping people away due to general fear, but the regular flu shouldn't be an issue as long as people get a vaccination and practice good hygiene and wash their hands. We all know our mt's are doing this, right. PSA done for the day.

-w.

[ZzTopSterZz]

An old question to tee up again. Has anyone ever gotten at least a HJ at a legit place like Massage Envy? I had a lady recently who repeatedly let her crotch hit my elbow on the side of the table. She wasn't grinding like someone would at an AMP but the light contact got me horny and made me wonder. I go to ME every other week for legit massage and can travel around Chicagoland if there's anything to recommend. We don't talk about these things for obvious reasons so pm please.