Massage Parlor Reports

[Englee]

I stopped in just before lunch today and was delighted to meet Ami. Long black hair and green-grey eyes. Go to the room to get better acquainted. She immediately dropped her dress and I welcomed her to the table. I was not in the mood for FS but I had to taste her body. Succulent tits and a very sweet pussy. Nothing like having some beautiful legs surrounding your head as your lick away. When I was done, she returned the favor. Ami is hot.

Thanks Bro!

I don't know if you any of the readers here can tell but Mustachlo is pps leaving fake reviews. I think I remember same name on rubmaps leaving fake, glowing reviews.

[Jj5570]

I know this has been asked before but want to know which spas are currently doing shaves? What does that go for?

Looking for the same. DM me or let me know if there is any place doing this.

[Slvgg1]

What Is KP? T-Pro Is okay but not the cleanest. The Shower room has an odd smell and also very small. So CPD watching Ozone? They got busted back around 2019 when they first opened. If you want "Younger" well try the Chinatown Apartments or Grand Spa has younger girls. But they are A bit on the wild and crazy side.

What's the info for China town apartments?

Kp I think its the one everyone talks about, everyone says its hard to get in but they have a telegram and you can book and go in almost whenever.

I can definitely pass that info along just send me a pm. Its on Archer they have like 3 building you can go into.

[DWaits]

I actually am keenly aware when this happens. I have seen many ladies that once you eat their twat all kissing ends. I have asked several ladies about it and the general reply I get if I ask is something to the effect of do you really want me to kiss you after I just took your dick out of my mouth and spit your cum into a tissue? I actually have replied to a couple of them "yeah sure why not? The more I like you the less I would even care if you didn't spit it out" I had one gal really give me a strange look wile at the end of BBFS she wanted me to pull out, so I did and shot all over the outside of her pussy, I saw her clit was big and hard and I immediately went down for DATY to suck on that clit. You should have seen the look on her face. It was epic! What she didn't notice was that my shot missed her clit by quite a bit. I dunno if a gal gets me hot enough there is no telling what I might do in the spur of the moment! .

TP.

A few years efore I discovered this board, I saw a few different escorts who were then in the 300 range. None are active anymore but I assume they would be in the 500 range now. But the experience was much different. More like I was paying for a FWB experience. I'd rather see providers that have good reps for full on GFE / PSE experiences but I don't have those funds now so I tend to opt for quantity over quality. But I do miss the experiences of women who are comfortable in their bodies.

[ClydeWill]

First time post.

Today I met with Shirley, Never met her before. Easily 35-40 years.

40 to the house and the massage began. Easily the best actual massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. Head to toe, deep tissue, was surprisingly relaxing. Time came for the flip, 140 for CBJ / FSWe negotiated to some saran wrap and with some enthusiastic moaning and humming, she did just fine by me.

The surprise was her breasts. AMAZING and perky and full. Large C or small D.

I'll still go back next time I start climbing the walls and need to relax.

[Bylethe]

I had occasion to re-visit Lavender.

Very pleased. New girl there; Lucy. Friendly, curvy and fun. Quiet, Very nice massage finished with a tickle and an awesome HE. Lovely hands.

I'll return. You should visit Lucy.

[Chiguy1983]

I know this has been asked before but want to know which spas are currently doing shaves? What does that go for?

[Moejoo]

Headed from Ohare to Indy next week and looking for recommendations on SW or south side for easy commute. Prefer 21-25 mt and L1 w roaming vs not really after FS. More into the looks of the mt. Would appreciate any tips and have senior recommendations if you're in Indy area. Many thanks!! Feel free to PM.

I'd recommend Ivy in Lombard, there is another place a block due North of there that is ok but not as good the name escapes me now. . Check out the Lombard forum here. Its about 10 minutes out of your way west off of 294.

[RonKonp]

Stopped by Me spa and got Rose, cute petite late20'. Decided for the 30 min for 40. Got walked into the last room, Had walked in asking for Anna but she was on vacation. Rose was wearing a tight short skirt where you can see pretty much everything. Got undressed and laid on my stomach. She started with soft light touch and in no time started roaming. Roaming was mutual. Her dress rode up as she performed the massage. Extras were not negotiated but she was open for pretty much anything. Paid 140 for FS and was well worth it.

[Jagill]

Headed from Ohare to Indy next week and looking for recommendations on SW or south side for easy commute. Prefer 21-25 mt and L1 w roaming vs not really after FS. More into the looks of the mt. Would appreciate any tips and have senior recommendations if you're in Indy area. Many thanks!! Feel free to PM.

[DMichaels69]

This is a great review. Great insight and report.

After my disappointment with outcall, I decided to check out SxL after all. I had a flight to catch and didn't have much time so I got there at 9:45 and just as I arrived Emily did also to open up. As has been reported she is a very small and quite cute spinner. I wanted to see Kelly and see what the fuss is about but she wouldn't arrive until 10:30 and I didn't have time to spare so I agreed to an hour with Emily and paid the $80 house fee. She gave me a nice TS and we went to the room where negotiations began. I knew I wouldn't last long so I wanted to arrange two pops but I was rather shocked to learn that she wanted to charge double the fee to her for a second pop. Never heard of that before. I told her we'd start with just a nude BBBJ before the massage and see how I felt after. Price was $160. She got naked and I had her climb on top of me for some nice body on body action before she got to work. Gave me a nice BBBJ and as expected I didn't last long. She took it all in her mouth, swallowed and kept sucking for another 10 seconds which was very nice. She then got dressed and gave me a solid massage with some back walking. Not near the best massage I've had but not a joke massage like many others I've had, she made a real effort. Then she asked if I'd decided on round two for another $160 BBBJ nude or $80 clothed (a $40 discount from the normal price she told me).

I should have just declined and finished the massage but here is where I went astray. I'd heard so much about Kelly and it was now 10:30 so I couldn't help but wonder if she was now available. Turns out she was but to get a nude BBBJ from her I'd need to pay $60 for the half hour (even though my original hour wasn't up) and $160 for the services. I tried to negotiate something a little more reasonable and this took a long time and kind of got me out of the mood. But since this was one my chance before I left Chicago I eventually relented and agreed.

Kelly came in and was a little older than I expected but had a banging body as reported. I'd heard she gave a good massage and wanted to experience a little but she said we only have 30 minutes and wanted to get down to business. Unfortunately with all the negotiations and no real warm up, she couldn't get me off. Not for lack of trying though, she took everything like a champ, letting me 69 (I didn't actually eat her out since I'm not into thar but just enjoyed having her asa in my face), letting me straddle her and face fuck her on the table, she got on her knees and tried that. It was quite hot but wasn't working. At one point she lied down on the table and beckoned me to start some BBFS. I don't do that even covered but I do wonder if she would have tried to charge me more when she was initiating it. While she is quite hot and eager, I do think her technique left a little to be desired and she was overly aggressive with the ass play. I do enjoy that if built up to but she was pretty rough. In the end, I told her it wasn't going to happen and she seemed legitimately pissed. She complained that I was her first customer and made her work so hard.

All in all, a very expensive visit and while lots of nice elements, not quite justifying what I paid. I should have just done four hands at that point and gotten my first double team BJ. Ah well, the good news is no sign of LEO and I've got some fond memories even if it wasn't all it could have been.

[Terrapin911]

T
Went back to kiss her and she wasn't down. I had another pps lady tell me DATY is unhygienic. Maybe she thinks the same thing.

I actually am keenly aware when this happens. I have seen many ladies that once you eat their twat all kissing ends. I have asked several ladies about it and the general reply I get if I ask is something to the effect of do you really want me to kiss you after I just took your dick out of my mouth and spit your cum into a tissue? I actually have replied to a couple of them "yeah sure why not? The more I like you the less I would even care if you didn't spit it out" I had one gal really give me a strange look wile at the end of BBFS she wanted me to pull out, so I did and shot all over the outside of her pussy, I saw her clit was big and hard and I immediately went down for DATY to suck on that clit. You should have seen the look on her face. It was epic! What she didn't notice was that my shot missed her clit by quite a bit. I dunno if a gal gets me hot enough there is no telling what I might do in the spur of the moment! .

TP.

[RidgeRacer]

After my disappointment with outcall, I decided to check out SxL after all. I had a flight to catch and didn't have much time so I got there at 9:45 and just as I arrived Emily did also to open up. As has been reported she is a very small and quite cute spinner. I wanted to see Kelly and see what the fuss is about but she wouldn't arrive until 10:30 and I didn't have time to spare so I agreed to an hour with Emily and paid the $80 house fee. She gave me a nice TS and we went to the room where negotiations began. I knew I wouldn't last long so I wanted to arrange two pops but I was rather shocked to learn that she wanted to charge double the fee to her for a second pop. Never heard of that before. I told her we'd start with just a nude BBBJ before the massage and see how I felt after. Price was $160. She got naked and I had her climb on top of me for some nice body on body action before she got to work. Gave me a nice BBBJ and as expected I didn't last long. She took it all in her mouth, swallowed and kept sucking for another 10 seconds which was very nice. She then got dressed and gave me a solid massage with some back walking. Not near the best massage I've had but not a joke massage like many others I've had, she made a real effort. Then she asked if I'd decided on round two for another $160 BBBJ nude or $80 clothed (a $40 discount from the normal price she told me).

I should have just declined and finished the massage but here is where I went astray. I'd heard so much about Kelly and it was now 10:30 so I couldn't help but wonder if she was now available. Turns out she was but to get a nude BBBJ from her I'd need to pay $60 for the half hour (even though my original hour wasn't up) and $160 for the services. I tried to negotiate something a little more reasonable and this took a long time and kind of got me out of the mood. But since this was one my chance before I left Chicago I eventually relented and agreed.

Kelly came in and was a little older than I expected but had a banging body as reported. I'd heard she gave a good massage and wanted to experience a little but she said we only have 30 minutes and wanted to get down to business. Unfortunately with all the negotiations and no real warm up, she couldn't get me off. Not for lack of trying though, she took everything like a champ, letting me 69 (I didn't actually eat her out since I'm not into thar but just enjoyed having her asa in my face), letting me straddle her and face fuck her on the table, she got on her knees and tried that. It was quite hot but wasn't working. At one point she lied down on the table and beckoned me to start some BBFS. I don't do that even covered but I do wonder if she would have tried to charge me more when she was initiating it. While she is quite hot and eager, I do think her technique left a little to be desired and she was overly aggressive with the ass play. I do enjoy that if built up to but she was pretty rough. In the end, I told her it wasn't going to happen and she seemed legitimately pissed. She complained that I was her first customer and made her work so hard.

All in all, a very expensive visit and while lots of nice elements, not quite justifying what I paid. I should have just done four hands at that point and gotten my first double team BJ. Ah well, the good news is no sign of LEO and I've got some fond memories even if it wasn't all it could have been.

[Walker333]

I see it used quite often. Is it one guy that does the scheduling?

PPS aka Tony, is the boss who usually picks up the phone and asks if you want massage. I personally find him a pretty friendly and nice man.

[ChicagoMonger1]

I just stopped by Orange spa. No LEO. The blinds were open in a second-floor window across the street, but I did not see anybody looking out the window. I had a fantastic time with Sara. The lousy pictures on the website are completely fake. Sara is really cute and friendly. She speaks a little English. She is petite with natural breasts. Perfect for me. I paid $200 for 45 minutes. Fantastic kisses. Fantastic table shower. Fantastic BBBJ. Fantastic FS. Fantastic massage. She mentioned that business has been OK, but that it could be better. I told her that the police busts nearby had spooked some of us. She said she was not aware of the raids. I told her that I would send the rest of you guys over to see her, to make sure that she makes some more money and to make sure that she comes back again in the future. She said she's here for two more days.