Massage Parlor Reports

[Alienkroz]

Zena 773-xxx-0998.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/139866

Saw the ad and setup an appointment. Went to Kimball and Montrose to find out I wasted my time. This 40 yo medium set woman greeted me at the door. I told her I was looking for Zena in the ad. She said she don't know who that is. The person I was texting the whole time said I never specific I wanted to meet with Zena.

Michelle 773-xxx-2171.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/149525

Went to the Lincoln Hotel in LP to meet for the appointment. Was greeted by an 35-40 yo woman. I said this is not you. She's like that was a while ago. She was not happy that I left.

[Mjj876]

Just moved offices from Loop to greektown.

Anyone have any recs for this area and my other question would be has anyone have gone for a 30 min during lunch?

Thanks a bunch!

Both Sunny Spa and Green Spa are easy to get in and out 30 minute sessions over the lunch break. I've done it at both many times.

[Ron M]

It would be respectful to give at least one hour notice or more so she can be ready. Girls actually thank me for giving them time to get ready before a session. If you give these girls time to get ready then your session will be alot more enjoyable. That's been my experience.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Had an hour to kill in Chinatown and needed a massage. I don't have this site set up on my phone, so I didn't do any pre-visit research.

It was a regular, legit massage. Got Coco, who's moderately cute, short. Some teasing towards the end, but then the dreaded "All Done".

Actually the massage was very good, she worked very very hard. I was mildly disappointed that it wasn't a happy massage, but I'd recommend if you are in Chinatown and need a strong massage and nothing else.

[Walker333]

I once tried to book her on short notice and she politely declined, not because she had a conflict but rather found a last minute request to be disrespectful.

I would describe her personality like a 40 year old woman that works as your office manager or administrative assistant. Very intelligent, very social, and very skilled. She's not a model but I found her to be 40 year old cute. No work done, all natural. I wouldn't hesitate to set up a meeting.

As I wrote before, the info that I obtained and passed here could be biased. Nonetheless, why would a working girl find a short notice or a last minute request to be disrespectful? However, in any case it would be nice to work at the place where an office manager or administrative assistant is very skilled in sucking dicks for money.

[Lookin4it]

Had a dream in oak brook about elite muse. Also ads in eros and rub ratings as oakbrook massage. Names are kitty, kali, etc.

Ad stated upgrades, oil, hot towel, sensual rub. It also mentioned prostate, etc. They advertise on rub ratings and eros.

Anyways, avoid this place. It has been reported before. I paid $1. 50 for the deluxe bc it said it would include upgrades. I did not get a single upgrade. Not one. I was shorted time as well. She mentioned her friend was suppose to be there. Bull. I saw the ad. Other reports say they've haggled crazy pricing if you dont pay the deluxe

There were literally 2 dozen AA men out in the hallways, wiairng to get haircuts bc there's 4 other barbers and hairdressers there. So she knew I couldn't make a scene. It was such a scam. They all looked at me like I was a chump.

I've done biz before with paris and some of the same crew. This is offed up. To dream a $1. 50 for a shitty massage, no upgrade, nothing. No tease. Chick was obviously a stripper, with fake boobs and fake butt.

This is not worth it. Stay away guys.

This has been reported before as bad.

I went there at their Downers Grove location about a year ago. My appointment was with Kitty, and she passed me off to someone else. It was upsell after upsell after upsell. I will say, I was dumb enough to keep giving and throwing good money after bad because I was in so deep already. So, that is my fault. My recommendation would be to STAY AWAY.

My best.

[BenBeck]

I just want to add my $. 02 here in support of Malena.

I can't imagine how anyone would have had an experience with her that led to such a bad review. I haven't seen her in a while but this I can guarantee: she's 100% normal and a very kind and generous person, who also happens to do a fantastic job of teasing and pleasing.

She's fun to be around and a great conversationalist with a good sense of humor, to boot.

BB, out.

I agree, in fact I would argue that Malena is probably the most normal woman you would ever meet in this hobby. She enjoys servicing men but expects to be respected, so if this person ever got attitude from her I would suggest that he likely deserved it. I once tried to book her on short notice and she politely declined, not because she had a conflict but rather found a last minute request to be disrespectful.

I would describe her personality like a 40 year old woman that works as your office manager or administrative assistant. Very intelligent, very social, and very skilled. She's not a model but I found her to be 40 year old cute. No work done, all natural. I wouldn't hesitate to set up a meeting.

[VRooomBada]

Just moved offices from Loop to greektown.

Anyone have any recs for this area and my other question would be has anyone have gone for a 30 min during lunch?

Thanks a bunch!

Aside from the well known green and sunny spas?

[PatientX1]

Hello fellow mongers, coming to your fine city this week by way of Richmond, VA. - I see a lot of girls on RR that advertise with a milking table, which I'd very much like to check out. Are any of these girls legit? If so, you can PM me. And if you ever find yourself in Richmond, hit me for some places to go. I seriously doubt they are the same level you guys enjoy!

Thank You.

I have been looking into milking table massage myself, haven't visited, but here are two that have been well reviewed, here and on them.

Yady, very well reviewed. Advertises a table.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/132193

Jenny Lynn, also well reviewed, with a table.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2919921

FYI, there are several spas that have a table, shared by every woman in the house. Many milking ads on RR are for the same location. Numbers ending 0xx8 and 0xx2 come to mind, but there are a few others. I prefer more privacy than a spa, but YMMV. On the plus side, you can do 4 hands at a spa, which is supposed to be great on a milking table, one above, one below. Hope that helps.

[LightUUp]

Hello fellow mongers, coming to your fine city this week by way of Richmond, VA. - I see a lot of girls on RR that advertise with a milking table, which I'd very much like to check out. Are any of these girls legit? If so, you can PM me. And if you ever find yourself in Richmond, hit me for some places to go. I seriously doubt they are the same level you guys enjoy!

Thank You.

[DynoJr]

You might consider trying Malena (chicagosensualtouch.com). I haven't personally seen her, but from what I understand she would satisfy what you're looking for.

I'd also recommend Jenny Lynn in the west suburbs. Both women are the same age (40/41) and similar body types. Both have great personalities and love making men happy.

Finding a thin 20 something is a tougher task. Best option I can think of is the 262 ladies but BBBJ may be a case by case thing.

[DynoJr]

I visited Malena a year or two ago now and had none of the issues your acquaintance described. She was very pleasant before, during, and after. Maybe I just saw her on a good day. Massage was solid on a nice heated table and L2 is standard service as far as I know, but I don't know that I'd call her a looker. She's not ugly and I often consider going back for another visit, but I keep looking for similar service from someone a bit younger and skinnier.

I agree, in fact I would argue that Malena is probably the most normal woman you would ever meet in this hobby. She enjoys servicing men but expects to be respected, so if this person ever got attitude from her I would suggest that he likely deserved it. I once tried to book her on short notice and she politely declined, not because she had a conflict but rather found a last minute request to be disrespectful.

I would describe her personality like a 40 year old woman that works as your office manager or administrative assistant. Very intelligent, very social, and very skilled. She's not a model but I found her to be 40 year old cute. No work done, all natural. I wouldn't hesitate to set up a meeting.

[Hobbyist256]

I haven't seen her, but being intrigued by her advertising, I met a man who has visited her a few times. He said, I'm quoting here "she is crazy, completely insane, hysterical, unstable, with sudden mood swings etc. ," I was not sure if I could trust his opinion, but decided not to take any chances and stay away from her.

I visited Malena a year or two ago now and had none of the issues your acquaintance described. She was very pleasant before, during, and after. Maybe I just saw her on a good day. Massage was solid on a nice heated table and L2 is standard service as far as I know, but I don't know that I'd call her a looker. She's not ugly and I often consider going back for another visit, but I keep looking for similar service from someone a bit younger and skinnier.

[Walker333]

You might consider trying Malena (chicagosensualtouch.com). I haven't personally seen her, but from what I understand she would satisfy what you're looking for.

I haven't seen her, but being intrigued by her advertising, I met a man who has visited her a few times. He said, I'm quoting here "she is crazy, completely insane, hysterical, unstable, with sudden mood swings etc. ," I was not sure if I could trust his opinion, but decided not to take any chances and stay away from her.

[DanTheMan1010]

Just moved offices from Loop to greektown.

Anyone have any recs for this area and my other question would be has anyone have gone for a 30 min during lunch?

Thanks a bunch!