2000-2004 Archived Reports

**Roaming Monger** · 12-31-04 19:15

Twas the night before XMAS and all through El Paso,
Not a SW was present, too damn cold for the hassle..
When what to my wondering eyes did appear?
Young Teri, alone, and ..damn Im outta rhymes….

Anyway, she's a blonde HSW, 9 in looks, 4 in body.
Great BBBJ, but no CIM, CFS available. Went for the BBBJ for .2, tipped .2 because of XMAS. Went back for 2nds later in week.

She hangs out near the Hawaiian
That place off of Dyer
So look for her there
If you want to try her
(ok, one more rhyme there).

No digits, but she'll do it at her hooch.

**Sowell Man** · 12-23-04 19:52

I was at Jaguars the other night, a good time as usual. Didnt get any extras (if anyone has pm me with which dancer) Anyway the dj said that they will be open on xmas day and that they will be hosting some porn stars. Has anyone else heard this, and if so who is coming? Everyone have a great holiday.

Sowellman (soulman)

**Amuzeme** · 12-14-04 17:34

Just got back into town after a little Uncle Sam sponsored vacation to the land of the Morning Calm (Korea) with a little side trip into the burning sun and flying bullets (Iraq). Thought i'd take a little cruise around the old stomping grounds to see what's up.

Sunday night cruised down Dyer between 10:30 and midnight, from Hondo pass to Tompkins and back, hitting a few of the side streets (Harrison, Fillmore) The area was dead all around. LE was hot and heavy around the Hawaiian, so there was nothing out there. The rest of the strip was barren.

Cruised through the Greyhound bus station area but no luck.

Ended up out at the Montana Hideaway. Had a few dances from some of the more acommodating ladies, Jill was definitely the best. Was offered a few "extras" in the VIP, by most ladies, but declined. The prices they are asking for are way over the top. Ended up with a couple of phone numbers that i'll try out after the holidays.

Monday night was a bit better. Started out with a cruise of the downtown area. Saw one mexican by the bus station around 9:30, but she was butt ugly and wasn't worth stopping for. Swung by the Hawaiian and saw nothing out. Went by the Cabaret and had the usual great time. Had excellant dances from Alexis, Paloma, Mabel, Vivian, and a few others that i can't remember their names. Most just cruised by, sat down grabbed Mr. happy and asked for a dance, no names exchanged.

After spending a few hours there, it was time to leave. So as i cruised down Dyer headed north. Right past the Hawaiian was an older WSW, slim, blond and bundled up like she was in the arctic. Pulled over and asked if she needed a ride and she happily hopped in. We cruised around for about 5 mins, making sure that LE hadn't noticed the pickup and negotiated a car BBBJCIM for $20. Said her name was Mandy, about a 6 in looks and maybe a 7-8 in performance. A bit rushed, kept asking "Are you there yet" but continued on till the job was complete.

She showed me the apartment she was living in (with her brother, she said) and said that if she wasn't on the street she'd be there. Might take her up on the offer, maybe she'll be more comfortable inside and not as rushed. Overall, not a bad way to get reacquainted to the area.

Hi,

This is just a suggestion, so please don't take it the wrong way.

I appreciate the details in your report, but I know from experience that a lot of people find it easier to read a report if the paragraphs are separated by a single blank line.

I know how this happens: You're banging away at the keyboard, putting your thoughts into the report as fast as you can write them. However, if you could hit the return key TWICE at the end of each paragraph, your report would be much easier to read, which would certainly be appreciated by your fellow Forum Members.

Thanks,

Jackson

**Gino the Rod** · 12-12-04 04:20

Went out for a newspaper tonight and picked up Susie just past Hawaiian. Black girl, about 30. Awesome BBBJ, deep throating, NQBS. She says she's around there most evenings, and also mornings 5:30-7:30 for those that want to play on their way to work. Great sales pitch about how it gets better every time. I'm sure going for it again!

Have fun, play safe,

Gino

**Gino the Rod** · 12-12-04 04:16

Sabroso,

I'm pretty sure Esmeralda is the one that Valerie offered me to do doubles with the first time I hooked up with her. They were just coming back to the Cab from doing doubles with some out of towner in a nice hotel by the airport.

Let us know how it goes!

Have fun, play safe,

Gino

**Gino the Rod** · 12-11-04 20:33

My regulars all took the night off on the same day. WTF, what's up with that? ;-)

I took out a couple of bucks and asked one of the waiters (if you can call them that) if he knew anyone that was as accomodating as my usual honeys. He brought Paloma over. A little older and not as firm, but it was the end of her shift and as we discussed the activities desired she offered going over to the video booths a couple of doors down. Never did that before, so why not?

Went over and looked at the racks of DVDs and VHSs while she checked out and got dressed. Didn't look like much in the harsh store lights, but she led me in the back to the booths and we locked the door. I fed the video player 5 bucks and we picked some porn to watch.

We had agreed on $80 for FS, since that seems to be the going rate inhouse. She tried to upsell me but backed off when I refused. Kills the mood a little bit -- I hate it when that happens. But the porn helped a lot. Soon we had our pants off and had a good time. Glad I brought my own cover or it would've been a short party.

Have fun, play safe,

Gino

**Gino the Rod** · 12-11-04 18:41

Bolongo,

I'm pretty sure the dividers went up some time last month (November).

Have fun, play safe,

Gino

**Scwoodus** · 12-10-04 17:48

Hi everyone,

I was in El Paso on a short business trip Wed. night and based on what I have read here I decided to give the Caberet a try.

I have to say, I had a pretty good time, even without doing any extras. Not real sure of the names, I wasn't paying a lot of attention, but had 3 different girls dance for me in the little "booths" that run down the side of the club. The first two were a lot of fun, and gave me a good rub through my jeans. I also got to play with them both pretty deeply. Very good deal for a couple $20 dances each. The third girl was very pretty, but would barely let me touch her. Only had once song from her.

On my next trip to El Paso, I hope to make it back and try some of the girls mentioned here and go for some of the extras. I also hope to make it across the border on my next trip.

**Bolongo** · 12-07-04 14:21

So when did these new dividers go up? I haven't been there in a bout a month so I am just wondering if it is a change I have seen or a new one. Also, if anyone knows of any dancers tht provide extras, please PM me a name and a description so I can branch out from Alexis. Thanks.

**Gino the Rod** · 12-05-04 12:20

New booths are up, adding a teeny bit more privacy. At least this should keep the prude dancer in the next booth from calling the bouncer or owner over on you when you're getting extras. The players love the bigger dividers.

Still wide open out front. Some days are better than others as far as nosy people are concerned -- recently, mostly good.

**Sabroso27** · 12-03-04 21:52

Does anyone know if Esm****da at the Cabaret into extra activities. I know and have seen a few but never her. She quite the shy one. Does anyone remember Jasmine from the Cabaret aka Maria. Any news on what she is up to now. What about Nidia?

**Gino the Rod** · 12-03-04 21:35

The two times I've been there they were catering mostly to swinging couples. They allow single guys only on certain days, and there's a stiff entrance fee, I think $25. BYOB. Once inside it was pretty slow, with a few horney mongers wondering what to do with their dicks. Porno showing on a TV over the bar, a couple of areas set up like a living room with couches, coffee table, etc. Snack buffet with chips, salsa, ham and cheese sandwiches by the bar.

There were three swinging couples, two of the couples playing with each other in some of the private rooms. Once in a while they would come out and invite one of the single guys that they already knew to come join in.

There was also a TV room where all the single guys were lining up to score with a girl that was blowing her boyfriend. He was playing with her tits, sitting on a couch and she was bent over from a standing position while we took our turn mounting her one after another. Pretty strange, I thought.

Have fun, play safe,

Gino the Rod

**Gino the Rod** · 12-03-04 01:42

Was doing the $80 special w/ Alexis (4 songs, a little BBBJ and then CFS) when Susie came by to ask Alexis for a cover. Hmmm. I guess she's a player too. Gonna have to try her out. Blonde, thinner than most there, nice pair of silicones.

**Roaming Monger** · 12-02-04 19:15

Since this my 1st real post on this bored, I decided to take two for the team and visit some "lesser" commented on places…

1st, I had this dream that a Tequila Sunrise was a fine way to start my day based on a comment in another forum. Raw hooters and lunch, seemed like a good deal. Failed on this one. It’s a cool club, gorgeous ladies, but the bouncers get more involved in your social life than I'm comfortable with and they have a video camera in the VIP room. Not that I mind performing for a camera, mind you, but I only do it for money (if you believe that, I have some ocean front property in Horizon City for ya).

2nd, I dreamt further that I went to Kokiaakia or how ever you spell it. This one could have been a victory, but I wasn’t drunk or horny enough. Was greeted at the door by a nice older woman, wanted 1.5 for nude per hour. Further dreamt that extra were avail at .5 for manual, possibly 1 Benjamin for CBJ and 1.5 for CFS. Passed on that one.

I view things in El Paso based on Lap dances at the Cabaret. 1.5= 7 Laps (14 if you know the right girl) at the Cab. So for the price of 10 Laps at the Cab, I might have got manual at Kokai. Not worth it.

Finished the Dream at the Cabaret. Need I say more.

Did the Dyer thing in the afternoon twice (I know Scoop, but I don't get up at 5am on my time). Only saw 1 BSW and she was only a 3 (-) on the SW scale, a 1 being "God did not make a paper thick enough to cover the ugly" I'm sure she's a good egg in need, but still needs another line of work.

Plan to follow Scoop's advice next time and call a local, and hit Jags until I get a score- a principle thing w/ me (I'm the only guy on the planet to fail to get some there).

Next roam for me is Jacksonville, FL. Take care, wrap the rascal.

**Roaming Monger** · 12-02-04 19:04

Since this my 1st real post on this bored, I decided to take two for the team and visit some "lesser" commented on places…

1st, I had this dream that a Tequila Sunrise was a fine way to start my day based on a comment in another forum. Raw hooters and lunch, seemed like a good deal. Failed on this one. It’s a cool club, gorgeous ladies, but the bouncers get more involved in your social life than I'm comfortable with and they have a video camera in the VIP room. Not that I mind performing for a camera, mind you, but I only do it for money (if you believe that, I have some ocean front property in Horizon City for ya).

2nd, I dreamt further that I went to Kokiaakia or how ever you spell it. This one could have been a victory, but I wasn’t drunk or horny enough. Was greeted at the door by a nice older woman, wanted 1.5 for nude per hour. Further dreamt that extra were avail at .5 for manual, possibly 1 Benjamin for CBJ and 1.5 for CFS. Passed on that one.

I view things in El Paso based on Lap dances at the Cabaret. 1.5= 7 Laps (14 if you know the right girl) at the Cab. So for the price of 10 Laps at the Cab, I might have got manual at Kokai. Not worth it.

Finished the Dream at the Cabaret. Need I say more.

Did the Dyer thing in the afternoon twice (I know Scoop, but I don't get up at 5am on my time). Only saw 1 BSW and she was only a 3 (-) on the SW scale, a 1 being "God did not make a paper thick enough to cover the ugly"

Plan to follow Scoop's advice next time and call a local, and hit Jags until I get a score- a principle thing w/ me (I'm the only guy on the planet to fail to get some there).

Next roam for me is Jacksonville, FL. Take care, wrap the rascal.