Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[JimJames]

First time post. Found this buried in the household section and decided to TOFTT this weekend as I wanted something different from the AMP scene. https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/hss/5451122678.html.

Reviewed as Julie in 2014 (#451). Now goes by Laura & is in the same, decent residential area off Calumet. The incall set up is just as the old posts describe. Kinda weird. Lives in a house with adult son, daughter, maybe occasionally son's daughter. No bf at the moment. Down to 1 dog as 2 died last year. Didn't think the house looked as bad as the posts described. Went inside & her hot, 25 yr old daughter was watching TV downstairs but ended up leaving. Went upstairs to her table which I think is in her daughter's closet space. Talked for 5-10 minutes before I realized that I was supposed to undress in front of her. Massage was very good, hit problem spots I requested, and went well over the hr. She talks so much that I know most of her life story & the 3rd leg was asleep on the flip. Not much teasing during the massage but she didn't avoid contact either. She then asked if the member needed attention too. I said yes and it was on. BBBJ, girls out, kitty access, but she requested no CIM, which I obliged. Very good skills, very happy.

The good: no talk of price. I only had $ but she never asked or counted it. BBBJ with great release. Friendly personality. Not rushed, was there for 90 minutes. Good massage. Decent face. Seemed to enjoy what she did.

The bad: has put on weight & talked about losing 25 lbs. Older than her ad pic at 52. Talked maybe a little too much. Weird set up in the house with her family.

Recommendation: I will go back for the massage & happiness. It was worth any of the minor bad IMHO. Maybe FS available but I just wanted the massage and release. As always, YMMV.

I've known her for years. Great service good personality very reasonable price. Since she's put on weight I have taking her off of my rotation. Would highly recommend.

JJ.

[FritoLay1226]

First time post. Found this buried in the household section and decided to TOFTT this weekend as I wanted something different from the AMP scene. https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/hss/5451122678.html.

Reviewed as Julie in 2014 (#451). Now goes by Laura & is in the same, decent residential area off Calumet. The incall set up is just as the old posts describe. Kinda weird. Lives in a house with adult son, daughter, maybe occasionally son's daughter. No bf at the moment. Down to 1 dog as 2 died last year. Didn't think the house looked as bad as the posts described. Went inside & her hot, 25 yr old daughter was watching TV downstairs but ended up leaving. Went upstairs to her table which I think is in her daughter's closet space. Talked for 5-10 minutes before I realized that I was supposed to undress in front of her. Massage was very good, hit problem spots I requested, and went well over the hr. She talks so much that I know most of her life story & the 3rd leg was asleep on the flip. Not much teasing during the massage but she didn't avoid contact either. She then asked if the member needed attention too. I said yes and it was on. BBBJ, girls out, kitty access, but she requested no CIM, which I obliged. Very good skills, very happy.

The good: no talk of price. I only had $ but she never asked or counted it. BBBJ with great release. Friendly personality. Not rushed, was there for 90 minutes. Good massage. Decent face. Seemed to enjoy what she did.

The bad: has put on weight & talked about losing 25 lbs. Older than her ad pic at 52. Talked maybe a little too much. Weird set up in the house with her family.

Recommendation: I will go back for the massage & happiness. It was worth any of the minor bad IMHO. Maybe FS available but I just wanted the massage and release. As always, YMMV.

[NightHawk4247]

Sorry, link apparently died. It's under massages in the services section, "sexy 40 yr old blonde woman will massage you".

Anyone try her out yet? Thanks.

I contacted her and she doesn't host but said she would get a room and quoted 150 for a hour massage, she seemed pretty nice and open to extras but she couldn't meet me until after 11 that night so I couldn't go through with the dream.

[Member #5751]

Posts: 81.

Only one that gets cheated is you.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...rself/29714827

What a nightmare. Pics are her (minus 25 lbs). Shoulda stayed away when agreed price for time was more than the ad (of course got the quick visit overview). Shoulda known to not go with the "Almost here?" "Still coming?" "Are you close?" texts. Apt was a dive in Gary right off of toll road.

Once the dream began she got up from it like 4 times in 17 minutes, not counting her playing with her damn phone. The last call (some name pops up) she says "That's a half hour. " My end goal had already been accomplished and was over this snot. I stand up and realize shevs offering a "waterfall experience" and not the kind any one goes out of their way for. She just says "Oh. " Takes 5 minutes to gove me a dry towel. I said, "Might want to get your "alarm" checked out because I texted I was at your door 17 minutes ago. " She got pissy and basically shoved me out.

Then she updates her ad 45 minutes after seeing me. Ugh.

http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleE...urslf/32815726

Don't know what I thinking. Tried to go to sleep and have a dream with this girl. Had me waiting on 5th and Bway (down the street from the LEO station no less) at dusk. Didn't answer my second meeting phone calls for over 15 minutes. I left a message telling her that if she stood me up I would leave a review on backpage (which I did). She texted back 5 minutes after I started leaving saying her phone died. I gave her a chance to redeem herself but no answer. I posted a review and she got mad. Among other things she threatened to post a gay ad with my phone number (good reason to have a burn phone). Told her that backpage didn't take kindly to impersonation and could send her a bill for 25 k. As the links go cold after time, her name is Alyssa (5' tall with green eyes) and she is by the hospital. She also claimed that she was in an accident and didn't have much on the menu (why advertise then). Did get one e-mail from my Backpage post from a guy who said the same thing happened to him.

[BigJohn4]

Sorry, link apparently died. It's under massages in the services section, "sexy 40 yr old blonde woman will massage you".

Anyone try her out yet? Thanks.

[SunIsBurning]

http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleE...urslf/32815726

Don't know what I thinking. Tried to go to sleep and have a dream with this girl. Had me waiting on 5th and Bway (down the street from the LEO station no less) at dusk. Didn't answer my second meeting phone calls for over 15 minutes. I left a message telling her that if she stood me up I would leave a review on backpage (which I did). She texted back 5 minutes after I started leaving saying her phone died. I gave her a chance to redeem herself but no answer. I posted a review and she got mad. Among other things she threatened to post a gay ad with my phone number (good reason to have a burn phone). Told her that backpage didn't take kindly to impersonation and could send her a bill for 25 k. As the links go cold after time, her name is Alyssa (5' tall with green eyes) and she is by the hospital. She also claimed that she was in an accident and didn't have much on the menu (why advertise then). Did get one e-mail from my Backpage post from a guy who said the same thing happened to him.

[BigJohn4]

Think I'm going to tofft here if no one has any info. https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/hss/5413532357.html.

Thanks all!

[Member #5244]

I don't know why, but for some reason I really want to get $2. And see what this sexy cleaning is all about. fkdrt-5397271644@pers.craigslist.org.

It sounds crazy, no touching? Just eye candy. Wow maybe just want to torture myself. Am I crazy?

[Bigb24]

Had a dream with a nice little 21 yo black spinner I met from craigs. She advertised a few days for Christmas. All contact through email. She didn't drive so I had to pick her up from her apartment, brought her back to my.

Place. Dreamt she did a little oral then rode me for a bit then missionary then hit it from behind till I exploded in rubber. She very shy. Doesn't like to make eye contact. Nice little kitty. Nice little spinner body with perky tits. I tried emailing her again this week but no response. Maybe she was just needing a little $ for Christmas gifts. As always ill keep searching!!

[Monopoly2323]

Had a dream about 3 we5 eks ago with a blk craiglist. This dream took place in the far south burbs next to IN border. Looks about a 5 and skills about a 5. It was an inexpensive dream. But nice personality.

[LadBak1]

Anyone have any experience with Lexi from East Chicago? Interested in a massage.

Have you heard anything on Lexi? I keep seeing her ads for the past few days.

Merry Christmas!

[BadBob55]

Won't say the entire # 260.

[BigFriknNutz]

Is this the one you were talking about?

Not the pic and definitely not the chic.

[LadBak1]

If so, don't waste your time. Sent me a couple pics (not showing face). Looked a little bit on the BBW side but not terrible. I show up to apartment complex and the chic that comes out is a pear shaped troll. Before I could even say anything she says "you can leave if you want to" so I promptly did. I'm guessing I'm not the first guy this scenario has taken place with.

Is this the one you were talking about?

[JerKOfferson]

If so, don't waste your time. Sent me a couple pics (not showing face). Looked a little bit on the BBW side but not terrible. I show up to apartment complex and the chic that comes out is a pear shaped troll. Before I could even say anything she says "you can leave if you want to" so I promptly did. I'm guessing I'm not the first guy this scenario has taken place with.

I suppose she would be, always offers massages. I suppose whether or not I stayed depended on the menu.