2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Dick Herder]

Altamonte Springs police began investigating Long Quan Asian Massage, 1003 E. State Road 436, after receiving a tip last week about prostitution activities there. Shumei Qi, 45, of Freemont, Calif., was arrested after she massaged the groin area of an undercover officer who paid $60 for a massage, arrest records show.

I wonder how long he let her massage the groin area before the officer felt compelled to make an arrest. They love to throw out that word "prostitution" in the news release. I guess that has a bigger impact than "hand job."

How much you want to bet the "tip" came from a competing AMP to corner the market?

[NC Wanderer]

ALTAMONTE SPRINGS -- An Altamonte Springs massage parlor was raided Thursday evening and a California woman was arrested and accused of prostitution and performing massages without a license. Altamonte Springs police began investigating Long Quan Asian Massage, 1003 E. State Road 436, after receiving a tip last week about prostitution activities there. Shumei Qi, 45, of Freemont, Calif., was arrested after she massaged the groin area of an undercover officer who paid $60 for a massage, arrest records show. Police seized $2,140 from the business, including $260 in marked bills spent at the business during the investigation.

[Dick Herder]

For whatever reason, I decided today that I needed to visit an AMP. After checking the reviews here, it seemed like either Tokyo or Rainbow would be first choices on my list. Both have decent reviews, and both are relatively close to home. I ended up at Tokyo about 5:30 today (Saturday).

After paying .8 at the counter for an hour, I was shown to a room. I peeked around at the available players, and I have to say that I would've been happy with any of the three women I saw working there. My girl was Anna. Well, Maybe she was Hannah. Damn accent, I couldn't figure out much of a difference and decided it didn't really matter.

I got naked in the room, hung up my clothes and put my wallet (money clip) on the table. She asked if I wanted a TS, so I said let's go for it. She wrapped a towel around me, I grabbed my wallet, and off we went. I hate the idea of leaving my wallet anywhere behind.

The TS was really relaxing. I used to be a guy who went to Xanadu, Paradise Men's Club, and other places in Cocoa about 10 years ago. Everything there was "show your gear, pay your fine, and hold on for the ride." This AMP thing is quite different for me. It's more like a subtle game. I liked the part of the game where she was rinsing me off and said "Excuse me" while accidently brushing the little guy. I told her everything was fine, we exchanged a nice smile, and he got his own little TS. How cute.

Most of the rest of my stay was a really nice massage. The back walk almost caused a little embarrassment. She stepped on my thighs and I damn near blew a fart out my ass. It took a lot of restraint to hold that one back.

During all of this, I had a few opportunities to let me hands wander and I never met with any resistance. After a while, the lights went low and I had a happy ending. Any suggestions I made to see the puppies were politely declined because "it's your first time." So it was. That may imply things get better with repeat visits, but how should I know?

While it'd be tempting to go right back, I think I should try Rainbow Spa on my next outing. If any of you have advice for that place (or back to Tokyo), let me know.

All in all, it was a nice, relaxing time. I left a .2 tip on the table which she never acknowledged, but I'm sure it wasn't left there for the next customer.

[Orldick]

LoveLOS,

While visiting my favorite AMP E. of 436 on 50 I tried a variation (patented, yesterday!) which is to put my phone ontop of jacksons and it eliminates any converstion about money and everybody is happy with the ending. Thanks for the idea.

Dick

[Phred]

Hi All

I made my first trip to an AMP in Orlando last night. I traveled up 427 to 434 and found a couple of AMPs just west on 434. One was closed (it was about 9:45 PM). The one further east ws closed, at the other Julie took my 80 and complained about it being so late. She was a little above average in looks. I tried LoveLOS's trick with the money under the watch but she ignored it. The TS was ok but little attention paid to the soilders. The massage was good, some gropping was allowed but wouldn't let me slide the fingers inside the shorts. The HJ ws fair. I should have checked here first because I figured out late I was not far from Tokoyo. Well live and learn.

Ya'll be careful out there
Phred

[LoveLOS]

The state of the AMP service in this area is bleak from my very pampered point of view. Being from DC, a legit amp would be boarded up within months for lack of business. All is not lost. Training is necessary, these girls need to learn how to please their clientele.

Here are a few tricks I have learned over the years to get extra service at questionable amps. These tools have served me well, and I hope they work for you.

Momason usually shows you to a room before getting the girl, or the girl steps out after you pay a house fee. You have to work fast:

1. Lay full service cash (I like 5 or 6-$20's) on the table UNDER your watch™ or cell phone. This trick is patent pending.

2. Strip bare-ass nekkid and be standing there in full view of her when she gets back. No towel.

This sets the stage. If you don't get a woodie in an average TS, take some viagra. During the TS, oooh and AAAhhh when she does a good thing, like play with your ass. When she turns you over, little soldier needs to be hard. Look embarassed, wink, smile, laugh. Whatever it takes to get her laughing and joking with you.

Take any given opportunity to flirt with her. Tell her she is beautiful and her eyes are pretty. Court her like she was a girlfriend you are trying to seduce--because she is a GFE you are trying to seduce.

That money under the watch is going to drive her crazy. She will ususally ask why you put it there. I answer that I usually tip my girl for extra good service and LEAVE IT ALONE. She will suggest the service, you shouldn't have to BEG. This chick AIN'T your wife you know! And she can count and knows that a HJ ain't gonna get her all five.

She may ask for a couple of extra $20's. Be firm, multiply all your future AMP trips by the extra you save by holding the line on prices. "Thats all I pay at xxxx spa in xxxxx city, where I am a regular."

Here is a blow-by-blow of my last FS at a HJ only AMP:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...d.php?p=368529

Remember these three LoveLOSisms:
1. Yellow fever only gets worse if not PROPERLY treated by an Asian female.
2. A HJ in an AMP is not really SEX.
3. Your Mileage May Vary - these are Women we are talking about here, so I have no clue WTF makes them tick.

Play safe,
LoveLOS

"$ under my watch™" is Trademark and Copywrite 2003, by LoveLOS, all rights reserved.

[Hairball]

Greetings,

After reading the great report from Bwanadik decided to visit Tokoyo. Was the first in he place to not be rushed and get some one fresh. When I was greeted at the door by this cute little spinner I pretty much knew it was going to be good. A moment later a different girl named Lynn appeared to take over. The table shower is always one of the best amp features imho with all the proper attention to the boys. Lynn was very friendly, so much so would have to say it was almost a gfe. Told her it was my first time when she asked and a friend told me I should visit this place. Nothing ever discussed but HR came shortly after the flip. Now in my tiny mind figure if the first visit was good without asking for anything then the repeat should reap greater rewards. Only saw 2 girls when there but both looked real good to me (high on the scale). Ravaged by Yellow Fever

Hairball

[Hairball]

Hey Hairball,
One time I was in Mississippi at this AMP and the girl asked me if I had ever been there before. I told her that I have. She then told me to go on back to the shower room and I went the wrong way. She then knew that I was new to that AMP. So what I do now is I bring a small box of chocolates or a few flowers. When asked if I am new I tell them yes I am to this place - "I normally go to the place across town but I really wanted to try your place out to see if this one was better, you know what I mean?" If they ask what place I normally go to I tell them a name of a place... if they ask who I saw I tell them "different girlls... it seems like there is a new girl everytime I go there". That has always workeds... if they should press for more information I would had made up a name like "Jade" or "Gina". Hell, if I felt like I was being drilled I would simply say something like "maybe I was wrong for thinking about trying this place out" and start to walk out... I PROMISE YOU they will stop you. They want your money. Good luck,
Max

Max, Your input will help me and others nail that elusive yellow cooter and is appreciated. I have not been to that many amps but have learned to notice the tell tale signs like the tug oil on the table and if she is buttoned up too tight or if she is not probing with the questions. If the massage is good I can live with no extras cause I'm still being pampered and move on to plan B a wsw usually saving a couple of bucks. Thanks to VS I have a nice amp hit list and will report the findings.

Hairball

[Mighty Max]

I hope I am wrong about the place cause I want to go back. I let her know it was my first visit (I'm not a good liar) so this may have caused the legit service.

Hairball

Hey Hairball,
One time I was in Mississippi at this AMP and the girl asked me if I had ever been there before. I told her that I have. She then told me to go on back to the shower room and I went the wrong way. She then knew that I was new to that AMP. So what I do now is I bring a small box of chocolates or a few flowers. When asked if I am new I tell them yes I am to this place - "I normally go to the place across town but I really wanted to try your place out to see if this one was better, you know what I mean?" If they ask what place I normally go to I tell them a name of a place... if they ask who I saw I tell them "different girlls... it seems like there is a new girl everytime I go there". That has always workeds... if they should press for more information I would had made up a name like "Jade" or "Gina". Hell, if I felt like I was being drilled I would simply say something like "maybe I was wrong for thinking about trying this place out" and start to walk out... I PROMISE YOU they will stop you. They want your money. Good luck,
Max

[Marine Matt]

7-2 was the last post? Man thats depressing. I better get busy and post something, I see the Tampa AMP postings and get jealous.

[NC Wanderer]

Mai Tai is legit. I have some information on others. PM me if you are interested.

[Hairball]

Mongers,

I took one for the team yesterday. Picked up an issue of OW to pick out Mi Tai (probably spelling it wrong) in Colonial Town E-50 figuring if it is in OW there should at least be some relief at hand. Met a very attractive Cecilia who was quite professional and skilled at a deep tissue walk on the back massage. Well great massage but the place appeared to me to be legit. It also lacked the shower and scrubbing the boys I so much enjoy. I hope I am wrong about the place cause I want to go back. I let her know it was my first visit (I'm not a good liar) so this may have caused the legit service. Would appreciate others comments if anyone else has gone.

Hairball

[Bwanadik]

OK, so I'm talking to this guy I met in a bar the other day, and he told me this story. I don't know if it's true or not, but I like to pass on stories I hear about things that guys who are not me tell me they did. Here goes:

A few weeks ago, I went over to this Oriental massage joint in Tampa because the girls there deliver the goods, if you know what I mean. Went through the usual small talk stuff with the mamasan and she asked me where I came from. I said I had been travelling around and I drove over from Orlando because I heard the experience in the Orlando places isn't as good as over here.

Mamasan says something about there being places in Orlando that will deliver the goods, if you know what I mean.

I express my doubts.

And then Mamasan says, "Money talks."

So's I laugh. She asks why. I asks if she's sure about the Orlando places. And she tells me she knows it is for a fact. So I had my fun over in Tampa and kept what she said in mind.

Coupla weeks later I'm in Orlando in the Casselbury/Winter Springs/Longwood area that's north of Winter Park. I had to go down 434 from I-4 through Longwood toward Winter Park where 434 meets 17/92. The shop I was supposed to go visit was closed, so I decides to go check out a few AMP looking places I saw in Longwood along 434. Stopped in 3 and the vibe wasn't quite like what I get when I visit the Tampa joints. For one thing, two of them had Caucasians at the desk or answering the bell. No oriental mamasans kind of threw me for a loop. One of these white broads asked if I had an appointment. So I asked if I needed one. I was told I did and it would be over an hour before the next appointment was open. I didn't even bother to ask at the other place with a white broad. The third place had a woman that might have been a mixed asian/caucasian at the front. But I said no thanks and drove back to 17/92.

Between Winter Springs and Casselbury on 17/92 I spied a place that said Tokyo Spa on it's sign. I figured, what the heck? I parked and went in. A cute little asian number came to the desk for the bell and I decided to take the plunge. Those scrub-downs sure are a nice service! And the rub downs they give are nice, but be careful because they may push down too hard or squeeze muscles hard enough to hurt. But they'll back off the pressure if you tell 'em too. Did I mention this one said her name was Sumi? No? Well that's what she said. That Tampa mamasan was right, there are some places in the Orlando area that will make you happy you visited them.

Anyway, that was the guy's story. Then he finished his beer, said he had to go, and told me goodbye. Never did catch his name, but I enjoyed hearing his story and figured if I passed it along, others may enjoy it, too.

[Ledhed]

I was in Orlando awhile back and visited with a 25yr Korean hottie...sadly "this isn't one of those places" she repeated as I tryed to cop a feel! She gave an excellent massage/table bath at least, but ultimately I left with a relaxed back, and a woody for my 80 bones!

Post your experiences here in one place, but lets keep the locations/addys to the PM feature so we aren't providing LE any tips!

Peace,

DF