Housekeepers & Cleaning Ladies

**Jayp80** · 07-14-21 09:58

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

Or a very bad situation if the wife comes home early one day to surprise you. Be careful, and please report back if you find one that works out.

I'm in a similar situation as the OP, my wife texts me when she's leaving work so I doubt there would be any risk of her coming home early. We currently have 2 fat ugly latinas (mom / daughter) that come by and do a very good job of cleaning so for me to change them out their replacement would have to be just as good or at least comparable.

<insert YT clip of Seinfeld where he starts sleeping with his maid then she stops cleaning but he continues to pay her .

**Moejoo** · 07-14-21 09:48

Originally Posted by JasperNewton [View Original Post]

Wife just said she wanted to hire one. She works an hour away and I work from home. I'd very much appreciate if anyone clued me in on a cleaning lady that does a decent job and is a sure thing for extracurriculars. Could be a very good situation for me!

That could go wrong more ways than a super computer could count.

**Wenger** · 07-14-21 09:17

Originally Posted by JasperNewton [View Original Post]

Wife just said she wanted to hire one. She works an hour away and I work from home. I'd very much appreciate if anyone clued me in on a cleaning lady that does a decent job and is a sure thing for extracurriculars. Could be a very good situation for me!

Or a very bad situation if the wife comes home early one day to surprise you. Be careful, and please report back if you find one that works out.

**Jasper Newton** · 07-14-21 09:13

Wife just said she wanted to hire one. She works an hour away and I work from home. I'd very much appreciate if anyone clued me in on a cleaning lady that does a decent job and is a sure thing for extracurriculars. Could be a very good situation for me!

**AyoHell** · 07-14-21 00:43

Originally Posted by Vbenny [View Original Post]

I haven't personally seen her, but I've heard plenty of good things. I've thought about taking the splash myself a few times.

https://tryst.link/escort/lulu-dahl

Ah this looks perfect thank you!

**JasoDean** · 07-12-21 13:45

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

Anyone out there that does a haircut and BJ?

I saw Gypsy and friend (different from "Midget) a few years ago. Haircut was decent, but she let my hands wander freely while her friend wandered over me. Afterwards we all retired to the living room to finish. Great time, decent prices if I remember.

https://mistressgypsyqueen.escortbook.com/

**Pengachu** · 07-12-21 01:11

Originally Posted by AddysaDouche [View Original Post]

50-55 full-figured ugly. 5'6", 240#'s. One of the best fux and sux I ever had! What a wonder an extra Benny can accomplish!

What are some of these services? I tried looking online but can't seem to find a reputable site listing their contact info.

**Vbenny** · 07-11-21 21:36

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

Anyone out there that does a haircut and BJ?

I haven't personally seen her, but I've heard plenty of good things. I've thought about taking the splash myself a few times.

https://tryst.link/escort/lulu-dahl

**AyoHell** · 07-11-21 18:23

Anyone out there that does a haircut and BJ?

**HanginBalls** · 07-10-21 02:05

Originally Posted by Pengachu [View Original Post]

Looking to fulfill my maid fantasy. Anyone got any places you guys recommend to start in the downtown area?

50-55 full-figured ugly. 5'6", 240#'s. One of the best fux and sux I ever had! What a wonder an extra Benny can accomplish!

**Pengachu** · 07-08-21 14:06

Looking to fulfill my maid fantasy. Anyone got any places you guys recommend to start in the downtown area?

**JolieThornDog** · 06-22-21 14:04

Just wondering if anyone has come across any decent ladies that will clean and more? I'm in the Joliet area and need living area and pipes cleaned.

**HanginBalls** · 09-24-20 09:34

Originally Posted by FnlvnGuy [View Original Post]

Dude, you should write these stories in a book and sell it. I always love reading them and I am confident you will have a great success with such a book.

Check out my latest story on my thread "Sick Stories"!

**FnlvnGuy** · 09-23-20 00:57

Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]

Needed a place while my place was getting painted. Saw this trailer park looking 30 ish gal cleaning rooms. Short, thin brunette with buck teeth. Got to talking and asked her why the anxiety? She finally blurted it out! "I'm living with a guy I can't stand and I have to suck his cock to stay there" The usual feel sorry for her and then I asked," Do you like sucking cock"? She said," I love sucking cock!! I just hate the circumstances that I have too" I asked her if she liked his cock. She replied," It's small and he cums quickly, so I'm glad when its over! I asked her if she likes to fuck him. She said," No! I like big cocks" I whipped out my cock and asked her if she thought it was big enough for her. She smiled said," More than plenty, but she's at work and ddnt want to get in trouble" Wrapped a Grant around it and asked her if she'd like to suck my cock?! She smiled and said,"Fuck it"! And got on her knees and I received one of the most memorable blow jobs I've ever received!! Ten minutes later the door blasts open and it's her boss! She says,"WTF are you doing"? Maid licks off my cum from her lips and swallows. The maid scampers out and I offered the manager a Grant to forget the whole thing and let the maid keep her job. I also noticed her staring at my swingin sirloin! I pulled the Grant from her grasp and placed it near my cock. She grasped the Grant and her hand brushed my cock. There was some post-cum landed on her hand. She told me "I was bad" with a flirty smile. I asked her again if she'd forgive the maid. With a coy smile she said," Maybeeee". I pulled out another Grant, placed it near my cock and asked her again if she'd forget the whole thing. She grabbed the Grant only more obviously running her knuckles on my hanging, dripping dick and said," We'll see". I noticed her prominent nipples poking through her blouse. I noticed her eyes staring down to my cock. I stepped in closer, my cock grazing her hand. Her palm opened and I placed my cock in her hand. She firmly squeezed it and said," I don't need your money!! I need to get fucked" She kicked the door shut with her foot, disrobed and threw herself on the bed spread-eagled! There lying before was a 5'8", 220# amazon of a woman with 38 DD tits and a gaping pussy that looked like a semi could go drive through it! I said," Whoopie" as I finally found a girl who can accommodate my entire cock!! She must've read my mind because she said," Yes! I know I have a wide ****! My husband is as thick as you, but my lawd you've got him by at least four inches" I teased her clit making sure she was wet. She was!! She lost her patience, grabbed my ass and pushed me in. "Ugh"! She groaned as eight inches easily slid into her gap. "That's where my husband reaches. Now fuck me deeper. I want to feel your entire cock in me"! We tried but only managed another inch. We flipped to CG but only managed ten. She was getting frustrated and really wanted to cum. We flipped to K9 where her luscious, hard ass was staring at me begging to get fucked! She grabbed my cock and shoved me inside her. I must've been ten inches deep when she barked her first orgasm! I was still pounding her and noticed a sizeable gap in her ass. I played with it spitting inside it and slid two fingers inside her shitter

Dude, you should write these stories in a book and sell it. I always love reading them and I am confident you will have a great success with such a book.

**HanginBalls** · 09-22-20 04:54

Needed a place while my place was getting painted. Saw this trailer park looking 30 ish gal cleaning rooms. Short, thin brunette with buck teeth. Got to talking and asked her why the anxiety? She finally blurted it out! "I'm living with a guy I can't stand and I have to suck his cock to stay there" The usual feel sorry for her and then I asked," Do you like sucking cock"? She said," I love sucking cock!! I just hate the circumstances that I have too" I asked her if she liked his cock. She replied," It's small and he cums quickly, so I'm glad when its over! I asked her if she likes to fuck him. She said," No! I like big cocks" I whipped out my cock and asked her if she thought it was big enough for her. She smiled said," More than plenty, but she's at work and ddnt want to get in trouble" Wrapped a Grant around it and asked her if she'd like to suck my cock?! She smiled and said,"Fuck it"! And got on her knees and I received one of the most memorable blow jobs I've ever received!! Ten minutes later the door blasts open and it's her boss! She says,"WTF are you doing"? Maid licks off my cum from her lips and swallows. The maid scampers out and I offered the manager a Grant to forget the whole thing and let the maid keep her job. I also noticed her staring at my swingin sirloin! I pulled the Grant from her grasp and placed it near my cock. She grasped the Grant and her hand brushed my cock. There was some post-cum landed on her hand. She told me "I was bad" with a flirty smile. I asked her again if she'd forgive the maid. With a coy smile she said," Maybeeee". I pulled out another Grant, placed it near my cock and asked her again if she'd forget the whole thing. She grabbed the Grant only more obviously running her knuckles on my hanging, dripping dick and said," We'll see". I noticed her prominent nipples poking through her blouse. I noticed her eyes staring down to my cock. I stepped in closer, my cock grazing her hand. Her palm opened and I placed my cock in her hand. She firmly squeezed it and said," I don't need your money!! I need to get fucked" She kicked the door shut with her foot, disrobed and threw herself on the bed spread-eagled! There lying before was a 5'8", 220# amazon of a woman with 38 DD tits and a gaping pussy that looked like a semi could go drive through it! I said," Whoopie" as I finally found a girl who can accommodate my entire cock!! She must've read my mind because she said," Yes! I know I have a wide ****! My husband is as thick as you, but my lawd you've got him by at least four inches" I teased her clit making sure she was wet. She was!! She lost her patience, grabbed my ass and pushed me in. "Ugh"! She groaned as eight inches easily slid into her gap. "That's where my husband reaches. Now fuck me deeper. I want to feel your entire cock in me"! We tried but only managed another inch. We flipped to CG but only managed ten. She was getting frustrated and really wanted to cum. We flipped to K9 where her luscious, hard ass was staring at me begging to get fucked! She grabbed my cock and shoved me inside her. I must've been ten inches deep when she barked her first orgasm! I was still pounding her and noticed a sizeable gap in her ass. I played with it spitting inside it and slid two fingers inside her shitter. She told me to pull my fingers out and concentrate on her pussy. I banged her for another five minutes till her pussy widened then constricted as she pulsated another wet orgasm! She asked me to pull out as she was sore but still needed one more orgasm. She told me she knew where she could accommodate my entire thirteen inches. She slid a finger then two in her ass and told me to lube her up. I profusely spit in her ass watching my mucous slither in. She spread her ass cheeks and told me she was ready. I laid my cock on her asshole and slowly guided my cock in her gaping ass. I was near ten inches in when I heard her grunt and say," Pack my fudge, baby" I was eleven inches in when she started farting on my cock. This only added to the excitement as my cock was becoming more lubricated! I could feel her pussy juices dripping on my balls as I was now balls deep in her backdoor cavern! She was howling like a wolf as I was at her apex pushing her shit further than it had ever been before!! She begged me to fill her with my cum as her thighs trembled and she quaked to another orgasm!! Seconds later I felt the tremble and squirted thick streams into her warm asshole!! After a minute I slowly pulled out. Her body twitched every inch of withdrawal. I finally was all the way out. My previously white cock was now a lighter shade of brown! I quickly got up to shower and rinse off her residuals. I returned soon after with a wet towel and wiped the residuals off her ass. After throwing the towel away she asked me to be a dear and go buy her a Coke. I ran into the maid at the Coke machine and let her know her job was secure!!