2005 Archived Strip Club Reports

[Chief_Wiggum]

So, I'm back to see my favorite Sunny and see if I can start a relationship. A real one? Maybe, I'm more concerned about banging the shit out of her, but I can see myself in a real relationship with her. She seems real enough, more than any other stripper I've dated. She's also super-normal, which is causing my Spidey-sense to tingle, no one can be that normal. She would be perfect if she weren't a stripper (yes, I'm a bastard, I know).

Ok, so she's not there Major bummer. She's visiting her family for the holidays. So, I see something that is absolutely Vegas quality. I'm talking Spearming Rhino quality: Brandy or is it Amber. She's about 5'8", brown hair, some wave, big rack (but proportional, like a real big C or small D), and about 110 lbs wet. We hit it off right away. That's the end of the good news.

So, I do the 5 for 50, because I like value. We go way past 5. How many? I wasn't really counting, but since I can count cards, and I trust my count, I will say maybe 18 songs at the most, 15 most likely. How much does she say? 30. She wants $300. Oh, and not much grabbing either. She's complaining that it's hard enough to make money. Oh, btw, she's also a Rhino dancer, prime time slot in Vegas. She says she remembers me, but i know I would've remembered her. (I rarely post about my Vegas trips b/c they are lame compared to everyone else's, besides, I'm there to gamble). So, of course we get into a huge argument. Bouncers are looking to kick my ass. Damn, they got bigger since last time. I thought I was going to have to throw down because they were seriously all up in my face. Luckily, I remembered the sheet, and it was indeed 18 songs. She apologized but acted like she wanted a tip for the limited groping that I managed to pull off. F- that. I don't like getting robbed. She kept coming by later, though. I didn't spending the money, because I took like 3 bills from this Santa Claus looking dude at Hollywood Park.

After that, I danced with three more girls. Little to no touching at all (mostly no). Was I chasing the wrong girls? They were all well proportioned, next door beauty types. I closed the place out, also not recommended. The last girl gave me the most roaming access, but it was still limited. Her place b/t the legs smelled, too, and not in a good way. She had fake breasts, blond hair, and looked a little bit like Paris Hilton. I would've given her a thumbs up (rating, that is), but she smelled and man do they blaze through songs at the end.

[Greenlee]

Is Flamingo the only local good place to go?

[Ho Down Man]

Anyone been to see the lovely Rochelle????

[Mak Aveli]

One noteworthy dancer was Sunny, who now is in Ecstasy in Santa Ana. Great ass, great p***y. All about the money, though. Look for Sasha - she's got a smokin' bod. But if you want nasty, you've still got to head to COI or, better still, try Tropical Lei in Upland.

My girl works at Fritz Too and she knows "Sunny" outside the club. Definately one of the tightest bodies and a super dancer. Also, definately ALL about the money. Anyway, ectasy is too fucking expensive to frequent, in my opinion, but we went there to watch Sunny dance and the women were definately fantastic looking. Anyone seen that asian, Angel? She didn't seem too thrilled that my girl was bi, so who knows.

We'd like to know where the best women for women are? A good chunk of her co-workers are nasty in the face when the lights come on.

[Badonkadonk]

I saw the same thing. It was actually Monday night. I was sitting right next to the guy when he gave her the watch and then they went back to the VIP for quite awhile. She came out and went with some young guy for a quick 4 dances and then I got her. Her and Diana were the best looking girls in the place.

Thats right, it was Monday. I was sitting to the old dude's right. I was the guy with the shaved bald head.

[DiegoHills858]

Went back again last night and saw Rochelle again. Only a few girls there. Got dances from Cherry (white girl, red hair) and Rochelle. I like Cherry's dances but not much too them. Went into $100 with Rochelle again.

[Ho Down Man]

I was there Tuesday night. Rochelle is sooo fine.

But she was busy all night with the same old dude. He must have had a wad of cash. I even saw the old fart give her a watch? Christmas present I guess? Dude is sprung

I saw the same thing. It was actually Monday night. I was sitting right next to the guy when he gave her the watch and then they went back to the VIP for quite awhile. She came out and went with some young guy for a quick 4 dances and then I got her. Her and Diana were the best looking girls in the place.

[Badonkadonk]

I was there Tuesday night. Rochelle is sooo fine.

But she was busy all night with the same old dude. He must have had a wad of cash. I even saw the old fart give her a watch? Christmas present I guess? Dude is sprung

[Ho Down Man]

I was also at Flamingo last night. I have seen Janet before and she will give a hj in VIP. Gia, Mary J offer similar services. Carmen offers a lot. I also saw Rochelle (I thought her name was Michelle) last night and went into VIP. She gives a really great show in there.

Hey Diego,

Give some details, what kinda show???? I am assuming you mean the 6 for $100 otherwise, the 4 for $60 show I got which was pretty awesome. I was just wondering if there was more in the other VIP.

[DiegoHills858]

Hey Guys,

I went to Flamingo last night and the girls were very HOT!! I saw the usual Janet, Russian with a nice body. I have had dances from her before and while the grinding is good, there are no extras. Last night I got dances from 2 of the girls. One was Diana. Smoking HOT body with awesome tits. She started out a little rough with her delivery but when we started the dances, she was very sensual and got down on it. Lots of hj action through the shorts. Pressed a little too hard and grinded pretty hard as well.

The next dance was from the sexiest girl they have. Her name is Rochelle. 20 something hispanic with the best body I have ever seen. Nice big fake rack and a smoken hot ass you could bounce a quarter off of. Started with couch dance and then moved to 4 for $60 VIP. While in there, lots of touching, fingering her pussy. She gave nice hj action and lots of cock sucking through the shorts. Very nice. We discussed if there were more options and she said yes, LOTS for repeat customers. First timers get only that. She needs to remember you. I am sure the 6 for $100 VIP, sex is on the menu!!

All in all, very nice time and very nice ending!!!

She said she works definitely Monday and Tuesday nights. Others days are iffy for her.

Good Luck!!

Ho Down Man

I was also at Flamingo last night. I have seen Janet before and she will give a hj in VIP. Gia, Mary J offer similar services. Carmen offers a lot. I also saw Rochelle (I thought her name was Michelle) last night and went into VIP. She gives a really great show in there.

[Ho Down Man]

Hey Guys,

I went to Flamingo last night and the girls were very HOT!! I saw the usual Janet, Russian with a nice body. I have had dances from her before and while the grinding is good, there are no extras. Last night I got dances from 2 of the girls. One was Diana. Smoking HOT body with awesome tits. She started out a little rough with her delivery but when we started the dances, she was very sensual and got down on it. Lots of hj action through the shorts. Pressed a little too hard and grinded pretty hard as well.

The next dance was from the sexiest girl they have. Her name is Rochelle. 20 something hispanic with the best body I have ever seen. Nice big fake rack and a smoken hot ass you could bounce a quarter off of. Started with couch dance and then moved to 4 for $60 VIP. While in there, lots of touching, fingering her pussy. She gave nice hj action and lots of cock sucking through the shorts. Very nice. We discussed if there were more options and she said yes, LOTS for repeat customers. First timers get only that. She needs to remember you. I am sure the 6 for $100 VIP, sex is on the menu!!

All in all, very nice time and very nice ending!!!

She said she works definitely Monday and Tuesday nights. Others days are iffy for her.

Good Luck!!

Ho Down Man

[Badonkadonk]

Rochelle is sooooo fine. I was at Flamingo last night and some old dude had her all night in and out of the VIP. I even saw the old geezer give her a watch.

[DiegoHills858]

Tried out Sahara last night. Lots of girls and some of them are pretty hot. I would have to say that the girls at Sahara are hotter than the ones at Flamingo. Pretty good grinding and touching involved in all the dances I got from about seven girls. Mileage is nowhere close to Flamingo but the quality of girls was better.

[DiegoHills858]

I had Carmen before. Well worth it. What days is she working?

Everyday that I have been there she has also been there so as far as I can tell she works everyday in the evenings starting around 6. She usually starts her shift as I am leaving. I know for sure she works Sunday nights since that is when I have gotten dances from her.

[Badonkadonk]

Made a daytime trip to Flamingos. Got dances from Lisa and she offered a cbj but I declined. Another girl was telling me stories about the freaky dances she sees Carmen give in VIP.

I had Carmen before. Well worth it. What days is she working?