2000-2004 Archived Reports

**Stressed Out** · 12-07-04 01:34

Hi Kenn Jack and all,

I hadn't been to NMS for awhile since my last 2 visits were somewhat disappointing but after reading about KJ's experience with KOKO I decided to give it a try. Got there about 2 pm and got a big hug from Mamasun who I have known for awhile. Was brought into room where I waited about 10 minutes and then into sauna where I waited another 10 minutes. I could see several other customers leave while I was in there. Anyway in came KOKO who took me to the TS. It was effiecien but not very erotic. Into the room where she gave me a hug and several kisses and asked how I liked it. I said on the soft side but some good work on the aches woukd be good. She responded all her clients get it 'hard'. Anyway got a nice massage for about 10 minutes. Then she says turn over??? No tease....So I did and she rubbed a little and ran her hand over the promised land and smiled when I groaned. She then hugged me and held me close while she put my hands on her backside and when then frontside. When I tried to go under she said no...can't do that and moved down and kissed some more. Holding her leg on me she proceeded to a very nice HJ all the while pulling me close and off the table as I got ready. She then finished with the face and head kissed me a little more and said thanks for the great time. As I was dressing she lifted up her shirt for me to scratch her back. All in all ok but could climb and see at other places. KJ - did she allow views or climbing?

Thanks,

SO

**Bubba261** · 12-07-04 00:37

Originally Posted by Freelow

On the topic of strip clubs....

He said that he had gone to a strip club in Orange County, CA recently........... the dance was good enough that he was able to get off while there.

Doesn't sound like Orange County to me....did he mention the name of the club? Maybe things are changing (gonna be there after the new year, will report back!!)

**PsyberZombie** · 12-06-04 19:42

FreeLow asks =

If you can't love your family, who can you love

I got an even BETTER Story for youz guyz !!

This Very Good Friend and neighbor of mine who we all affectionately call Rusty Scupper told me this one , and he *swears* it's TRUE

This Tale only came out one night when this Friend of Rusty's got Very Drunk

This Friend of Rusty had this very attractive 20 yr old daughter [ she's almost 25 now ] ; and of course she always dressed the way all young Ladies do these days , in a Style I call SLUTWEAR [ bare mid·riffs ; tight shorts ; halter tops ; no Undies ; etc ]

Naturally , the guy was Conflicted =

This gal prancing around his house was *Hot* ; but she was his Daughter !!

Eventually , the guy succumbed to his Lust , in a manner of speaking , by calling one of these Escort Services you see advertised in the Phoenix , and requested an Out·Call with a girl who generally matched his daughter's description

He rented a Hotel Room at the Prov Marriott for the 'Date'

At the appointed hour , there was a knock on the door , and when he opened it , who was standing there ??

His Daughter !!

Needless to say , her Mom [ his Wife ] has never learned of this Awkward Moment !!

p.s. this girl now lives in Los Angeles , and is reputed to be one of those 'Week·End Warriors' I write about
on the Las Vegas Board

**NY Monger** · 12-06-04 17:14

PZ-

I dont have the flexibility in my schedule that you do, or I'd have called Jo-Elle by now. Hoping to be in RI next week and will report back on my results.

Hope others post reports before mine.

**Freelow** · 12-06-04 08:50

On the topic of strip clubs....

A guy called the Howard Stern show this morning (12/6/04) around 7:30am. He said that he had gone to a strip club in Orange County, CA recently. He raved that he got a great dance from one of the girls there - lots of heavy grinding and liberal use of her hands. The dance was good enough that he was able to get off while there.

When completed, he went to the bathroom to clean up. Afterwards, he went back to the girl and the two started to talk. Oddly enough, he had the same last name as her dad. He said that he had a brother that lives in Orange County. She asked for his brother's first name. When he said it, her face grew pale and she ran off to the back.

Needless to say, he had just received a very fun lapdance from his 18 year old niece that he had not seen in 7 years.

If you can't love your family, who can you love.

**Mr.Blaze** · 12-04-04 18:08

Originally Posted by RhodyGuy

Some strip clubs offer extras and some don't. And which are which is always changing. My latest experiences are as follows:

Cheaters -yes- the latin girls especially
Sportsmans -no- used to but the management has really cracked down lately
Foxy Lady -no- lucky if the girls will tough your knee
Marios -no- terrible of late, used to be great

Anybody want to add to the list?

I thought Mario's in Johnston was closed?

**PsyberZombie** · 12-04-04 11:18

RhodyGuy writes =

" Some strip clubs offer extras and some don't. And which are which is always changing. My latest experiences are as follows... Anybody want to add to the list?

Now that I've got two gals whose digits I can use regularly , I haven't been hitting the Strip Club Scene much

But I can confirm that the Best SC in Li'l Rhody for 'extras' is Cheaters

That place is basically a Brothel with a Liquor License . Be sure to take plenty of cash , and you'll go home a Happy Man

**PsyberZombie** · 12-04-04 10:51

HornyMan =

If you got her answering machine [ that's her pal Lenny's voice ] , either both of them were out ; or Lenny wasn't there to screen her calls

Sometimes , though , if you leave a message that begins "This message is for Jo·Elle... " , she'll pick up

Do try again , though

... and please don't be like one Senior Member here who got all the way to a meeting with her ; then blew the whole Deal by trying to talk her down to .4 !!

This girl is my ATF , so please be Nice to her !!!

**HornyMan** · 12-03-04 17:22

Hey Psyber,
I tried calling tyour gal a couple times last week and both times got a recording with a guys voice about some investment company and to leave a message!! Not sure what that was all about, but maybe this girl is hooked up with a guy who helps her invest her "Hard Earned Dollars"...LOL, I might try to call her again next week.
Thanks for the info though.
Hornyman

**PsyberZombie** · 12-03-04 07:58

Boy , do I hate Pawtucket !!

Every time I go there , I end up Lost , and yesterday after·noon I went there to check out that Apartment mentioned in my previous post

Naturally , I got lost immediately upon exiting I·95 at Exit 28 [ School St ] , as the streets don't look any·thing like the mapquest map of the area ; and 80% of the street signs are missing . Oh , and Zero SW Activity noted , too

But earlier this week , a Very Good Friend of mine took me to a place that is absolutely perfect
for Day·Time Rendezvous =

To get there you follow a route that allows you do 'counter·surveillance' to make sure you're not being followed ; then you cross into Johnston , where I doubt the local LE spend much time watching for Prostitution Activity ; plus the spot is on the remote part of private property , invisible from the public road , and LE doesn't patrol private property [ which is one of the reasons I've previously recommended the back of parking lots of businesses and parking garages as Safe Spots to go ]

Be Aware , though , that LaProv LE *will* follow you across town lines and bust you in a 'Hugh Grant' on private property if they can = one of the infamous of such busts here in Li'l Rhody began with a pick·up in SoPro ; and ended in a Bust in the Parking Lot of Twin Oaks in Cranston . So do your Counter·surveillance , Gentle·men !!

And Alicia recently showed me a Near Perfect spot right near where she lives in the extreme South of LaProv ; although I noted that all it'll take is ONE 'Hugh Grant' before LE starts patrolling it regularly [ LaProv LE will NOT patrol a spot in Johnston , though ; and for several good reasons the JPD won't either , assuming either PD is even aware of the spot ] . The Good News , though , is that the Pro·Jo Police News hasn't reported a single 'Hugh Grant' this year so far

The only dis·advantage to both of these places is that they are off the paved road·way and offer no quick escape route should LE suddenly appear on the scene . For this reason , Jo·Elle [who's Only Prostitution Arrest was the result of a 'Hugh Grant' ] will NOT use the place in Johnston , even though I pointed out that they have to catch you 'in the act' ; and there's No Way that LE can sneak up on you there

Nevertheless , SHE will be my 'threshold' for who I reveal the Locations of these spots to . After you have had a successful 'date' with her , you'll qualify . PM me with the name you gave her on your 'date' [ "John" doesn't count ; and I'll be confirming all the details with her any·way ]

The Reason I'm so reticent about revealing this Info =

Digits change ; and Girls come and go . But a LOCATION is Permanent ; and once LE learns of a Good Hooker Location , the place is ruined for·ever

So now you've good Another Good Reason to call Jo·Elle =
as of this time , only ONE of the Senior Members I've PM'ed her Info to has actually contacted her .

What are you waiting for , Gentle·men ??

**Cruise By** · 12-03-04 01:20

I almost didn't make a visit today to RI Spa. First an accident on the highway; when I get to Providence, there's no parking, so I cruised around and around and just before I was going to leave, a spot opened. Then, when I walk in the front door at RI Spa, the elevator won't respond, so I ring the buzzer. They couldn't understand me, I barely understood them. I finally climbed the stairs and rang the side door buzzer on the fourth floor.

I finally got to meet Mamasan. She put me into the same room I have had every visit (three sofar) and in comes "Pepsi".

She gave a decent TS, then back to the room for a nice firm rubdown. When she was done, off came the top, and a very good HR. She let me kiss her chest, after I promised another .2.

I had a very good time, and Pepsi kept encouraging me to return, especially when I told her I was last there in the Summer.

**RhodyGuy** · 12-01-04 11:39

Some strip clubs offer extras and some don't. And which are which is always changing. My latest experiences are as follows:

Cheaters -yes- the latin girls especially
Sportsmans -no- used to but the management has really cracked down lately
Foxy Lady -no- lucky if the girls will tough your knee
Marios -no- terrible of late, used to be great

Anybody want to add to the list?

**PsyberZombie** · 12-01-04 08:15

Today , we take up TWO Subjects =

1.) Why you should Never rip off a Hooker , and

2.) Safe Day·time 'Lover's Lanes' to take the SW of your choice

This cautionary Tale comes from yesterday's Pro•Jo

According to the 'Victim' , she was leaving a friend's house in So·Pro to walk to get cigarets [ yeah , right ] when this Guy in a beat up old red car with a guitar in the back seat and some sort of 'official' looking ID hanging from the mirror , pulled up and offered her a ride , which she accepted

Sounds like a fairly typical SW pick·up , but her Version of what happened next got the Guy locked up with Bail Denied , and him weeping and shaking when the Judge said a Loooong Prison Term was probably his Fate for the next , oh , ten years or so

She says the guy pointed out the 'Badge' and claimed to be a Central Falls Police Officer ; and that if she didn't accompany him , she would "get locked up for ninety days" . [ I guess she can't read , because the badge was NOT , in fact , a CFPD shield ]

Being Innocent of any dealings with the Criminal Justice System , our 'victim' didn't ask why a CF LEO was cruising the streets of LaProv ; and meekly went along for the ride , no doubt passing up numerous opportunities along the way to leap out of the car and escape

They ended at an abandoned Apartment building . The two went inside , where the 'Perp' then allegedly raped her . She then escaped under the pre·text of needing to pee ; and while no·one stopped to help her , some·one called 911 to report a semi·clothed woman wildly gesturing and screaming in the street

The guy actually escaped from the scene , but good ol' LE tracked him down , and found every detail of the girl's story accurate [ the guitar and badge were exactly where she described them ]

The guy admitted to the Judge that they had had Sex , and claimed it was consensual , but the Judge wasn't buying it = he found that the Implied Threat [ of her going to Prison ] , and the Impersonation of a LEO meant the guy constituted a Danger to Society , and so , based ONLY on the Word of a Hooker , sent the guy away , probably for the rest of this Decade

Sherlock Psyber thinks that what *really* happened was this =

After the routine pick·up and 'Date' , the guy robbed the Hooker ; she then fled and got LE involved . Then , the guy thought he'd get nailed for Robbery if the Truth came out ; but instead , his Lame Story *really* got him in a Jam

So , the Moral here is =

Don't rip off your Hooker !!

And about that Apartment building : sounds like that might be a nice , safe place to take a gal , who knows ??

The place is located at 153 - 155 Division St in Pawtucket

Sherlock Psyber will be near that area on Thursday ; but if any of my Fellow Mongers want to check the place out and file a Report here , please do so

**Member #4063** · 11-30-04 14:50

NYM thanks for the input, I agree that in all likelihood you will have a lot of explaining to do, but if you are not caught in an illegal act I would guess that you are on pretty good ground to proclaim your innocence. Regardless of any other activity being polite and responsive only to the extent required is the way to go.

PZ

Now I understand, as I love a good massage I don't at all mind the time and honestly am too chicken to partake of the SW scene. I suppose if I studied the SC market I might be able to come up with something to do there. To me the pleasure of a table shower is wonderful so as you so appropriately note to each his own.

Jack

**NY Monger** · 11-30-04 08:46

Kenn Jack-

If LE comes in and you're in an AMP, you MAY have a problem. At the very least, you'll need to ID yourself, perhaps your car. If the car isn't in your name, they may call the owner, perhaps your wife, to ask if you have permission to use it. Try explaining to wifey why you're in an AMP and LE is asking about your car.

Everyone knows why you're there, so treating LE likes he's stupid or worse yet, treating a judge like he/she is stupid will only get you into deeper trouble. The only advice I've ever gotten is to stay polite, only directly answer what you're asked and don't say you did anything illegal, even if LE starts joking around and says, if you tell me, I'll let you go now, we're only after the girls. Once you admit to a crime, they'll nail you too.