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[PsyberZombie]

Many Thanks to NY Monger and to you others who responded by PM to my request for advice on how to get Take Out Service

These Pearls came in response to Post # 1556 here , in which I listed a New Year's Resolution that this time I intend to keep =

Resolved : To get some 'Take·Out Service' from an Extreme Hottie Exotic Dancer

Well , I'm half·way home , Gentle·men !!

Today , after yet another fruit·less search of the O·Square Area for my ATF SW Jo·Elle ,
I decided to try to track down yet another Vanished Beauty = my ATF Lap Dancer , Christine

[ Hey, if I'm gonna get TOS , it might as well be from the Best , right ?? ]

Her dis·appearance from the 'Pink Palace' didn't immediately make me think of all the Dire Possibilities the way the sudden loss of a SW does : fer ex , she might have collected enough 'Regulars' to start her own Escort Service

So I popped in·to the PP on the very remote chance she might be there

A search of the Club , all the while fending off offers for Private Dances from various Beauties , was un·successful , as I thought likely , but just as I was about to hit on a Spectacular Blond , the DJ came on over the PA and announced that Christine and three other girls were next up to Dance on stage !!

She didn't show up on the Main Stage , but what about the Nude Room ??

There's a .1 Cover to get in there ; I paid it and entered , but there was only one girl on stage
[ ironically , I knew her = her name is Jasmine ; and she used to work at down·city's SATIN DOLL ; and she is one barely legal Wild Child college co·ed who will always leave you Happy ]

The Nude Lap Dance Area in the back appeared empty , except for *way* around the corner in the back where some lucky dude was getting worked over by none other than Christine !!!

She had ignored her call to the stage in favor of the much more profitable Lap Dance work ; and I had to wait for four dances for her to finish the guy off . I actually felt Sorry for the guy = for the number of LD's he paid for , he could have had her in a Private Booth for some Real Fun

I called her name as she strolled by , and she actually remembered me from last Summer !!

[ Turns out she took some time off back then to visit her Family in Pennsylvania ]

So after a trip to the Bar for her to down a Shot and a Chaser and a quick john break , we made a Bee·Line for the Private Booths

While we at the bar , though , I told her about my Resolution , and how she fit right in·to it

She gave me a 'cautiously optimistic' Answer then . But after I gave her $$ instead of the requested 1.5 Fee ; and then tipped her .4 ; and then told her I'd pay her 2.5 — $$$ for an hour or less of her time at her home in Coventry , she couldn't give me her Digits fast enough . And she also provided enough details of her daily life so I can fit her in·to my usually busy schedule

Hopefully , I'll be back here Soon with a Report on my First Successful TOS *ever* !!!

[NY Monger]

PZ-

The only luck I've had was in NYC and B'port. Maybe Prov is different, but heres my view-

IMHO, all strippers have sold, rented, or leased out sex in their careers. I think they weigh the probability of getting real money (as in a big score) versus getting caught. So, you have to feed their greed demon with a tale of greater benefits if they say yes versus being satisfied with doing laps and the sometimes private room stuff. Since they're not stupid, you need to spend some cash (in NYC anyways) and offer up a nice place to go about an hour or so before they get off work as a stripper. Treat them as a GF and let them think you're just a dope and they'll try to play you. Keep in mind your goal and dont get annoyed with their preposterous stories/demands. Its all in the game. Usually a suggestion of a very nice (read expensive) dinner is a good starting point. Then a romp at a nice hotel.

I almost got a stripper from Cheaters but couldnt get back in time to pick her up this summer and she left. I got the sense that out-of-towners have more luck with RI strippers than do local guys.

[SeacoastDude]

Ok ... I lied in a post when I said I would never pick her up again! LOL.

I drove down Elmwood this morning and before I was past Carter I saw 2! I looped around and scooped up the first one. I didn't realize it was Valerie until she got in. So I figured I'd try again ... it was worth it.

She was much more with it this time. Last time I think she was high. She was sober and in a decent mood and was willing to work to please me. Very good job.

She took me to a large parking lot next to a near·by apartment high·rise , where we parked in broad day·light next to a Truck near the back that blocked the view from the building and gave us complete privacy [ luckily , the truck's driver didn't suddenly appear on the scene , or he would have gotten a eye·ful of Shea with a mouth·full ]

I think Valerie took to this same spot. If it is the same, we were right beside a truck in the back and you are right, we had total privacy. I don't want to say anymore as I don't want to give away the location ... for obvious reasons ;-).

I got her number ... but I'm not sure if I will call her. We'll see.

Later Gents! Stay safe!

[SeacoastDude]

It's girls like this that give SW's a bad name.

Oh I hear ya WH!

I for one treat every SW I pick up with respect. If they ask for a ride somewhere and I can't do it, I just tell them I don't have the time right now ... I never take them and then bolt on them. Which I know happens to them a lot because anytime I take one somewhere they always say "Please don't leave me here". BTW, when I say I give them a ride somewhere I mean I take them to Cumberland Farms, Stop and Shop, etc. I don't take girls to residence and then wait for them. I'm not into sitting outside a crack house and having the DEA see me sitting there when they raid the place!

I also know it can be dangerous to take them anywhere for fear of being seen with a known SW ... I use my best judgement on a case by case basis.

Anyway, my whole point for this post was to tell you I have been ripped off as well. Don't feel bad about it. Learn from it and move on.

I picked up a girl once, pulled into a parking lot and right away some car pulls in and shines a huge light in the car and she yells, "IT'S VICE! ... I'm outta here". I didn't even argue. I assumed we both had it and if she wanted to run then let her! Well as soon as she was out of the car the guy just sat there and blocked me in until she was gone ... then he drove off. Obviously he was not a cop ... much less Vice.

[PsyberZombie]

SeaCoastDude writes =

I did take a quick run down there last night as well. Between 6:30pm and 7:00pm. I have yet to see anyone out at this time of night. Either they are all scooped up because the rest of you mongers are out there at that time, or it's just not a good time

It's really been 'hit or miss' , what with all the cold weather and snow·clogged streets we've had lately , SCD

From my end = still no sign of Jo·Elle . I spent some more time yesterday trying to track her down , including calling a bail·bondsman buddy of mine to see if she was in a lock·up some place
= all to No Effect

It's now been 15 days since I've seen her , so she's probably gone for good

Oh , well ... that's why God invented the AZ , I suppose , because I spotted a light·skinned BSW girl I know named Shea around 3 p.m. yesterday on my very first Loop of the Area

[ it's pronounced SHAY , but it's spelled like the Stadium where the NY Mets play ; so I always jokingly ask her how her brother Fenway is doing ]

She said she hadn't seen me around [ nor I , her ] and that the last time she saw me was last summer when I drove by with Alicia in my car . What a Memory this Chick has ; not to mention the 'Only in Rhode Island' spirit of the moment = she knows Alicia well ; and from her comments , Shea obviously fears her as a Competitor for the Monger Dollar

The basic deal with Shea is .4 for BBBJTCIM ; add .2 if you want DFK , like I always do first , especially with Black Chicks like her = Those Lips !!!

She took me to a large parking lot next to a near·by apartment high·rise , where we parked in broad day·light next to a Truck near the back that blocked the view from the building and gave us complete privacy [ luckily , the truck's driver didn't suddenly appear on the scene , or he would have gotten a eye·ful of Shea with a mouth·full ]

I tossed her a .2 tip for a Job Well Done ; and she gave me her Digits *again*

She says = " I *always* give you my number , but you never call !! "

This time I kept the number , although it probably won't be any good in two weeks , and I probably won't use it , either , because of my New Year's Resolution , which is =

Resolved : To get some 'Take·Out Service' from an Extreme Hottie Exotic Dancer

[ 'Retired' Club Fantasies Dancer Alicia doesn't count , because I met her on the streets ]

TOS is the One Area of this Hobby that I've never had any success with , probably because most of these chicks won't give you the Digits after One Lap Dance session = you have to be a 'Regular' , and between my in·frequent Visits and their un·reliability , I've never actually managed to attain that Status with one of them

If any of you guys have any hints or tips on how to make this Dream a Reality , I'd surely appreciate it !!

[PsyberZombie]

Probably every Monger falls for this one sooner or later , Well Hung

And probably a lot of places where this scam happens experience mysterious fires , property damage , or anonymous phone calls to LE about drug dealing there . SWs like this also frequently end up murdered or seriously injured because they're basically thieves , not hookers ; and not every Monger has the Good Manners , Impulse Control , and Dread of Legal Consequences that the superior Posters here have

The answer to this scam is to not exchange money until you're behind a locked door and some dis·robing has taken place [ although on another Board here recently , one guy told a tale of being in Who·tel room with a chick who waited until his pants were half down before she bolted for the door and made her escape ]

A variation on this scam is to offer you a piece of jewelry to hold while she takes your money and 'checks on the situation' . She never returns , and that ring turns out to be worthless junk ; or at least she couldn't have pawned it for as much you've given her for it

But on the Spectrum of Hooker Chicanery , though , these scams rank low =
would you have preferred to be the victim of an Armed Robbery by her Pimp ; or end up like one of Aileen Wuornos' victims down in Florida ??

Be thank·ful that all you lost was some cash ; and be aware that every time you cruise the streets you are taking your life in·to your hands , so hold on tight

[Oager]

This Lisa you speak of, I myself have been ripped off by her. I found her on Delaine street. She wants a ride all over town than takes you to her so called home near the police station. She goes in than some dudes come out and try to scare you. Well I'm not easily Scared. I'm 6 foot 6 300 lbs. No one really seems to fuck with me.

Well anyway, be carefull peace and god bless.

Oager

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[Well Hung]

"Lisa", a short Hispanic SW working the area between Smith Street and Raymond Street early in the morning is a ripoff. You will recognize her by one "Jack Elam" eye.She is about 5 feet tall and a bit on the chubby side.
The routine seems to be to invite you to her house on the block. She collects the fee.Then you will be told that her brother is in the house but "he's cool", "don't worry". She will then take you around to the back of the house, then into the boiler room. Once she says that she's ready, you will be told "wait a bit. My brother will be leaving soon. Then we can go upstairs." She goes up, leaving her company in the stairwell. The next move is to tell you that you have to come back later in the day. By this time you are back out in the yard and she has slammed the door on you.
If i'm not mistaken, this girl used to work to Olneyville area. It's girls like this that give SW's a bad name.

[SeacoastDude]

I was out on Elmwood again this morning. I saw one short little black chick. I have never seen her before, but she is very much in your face. There is no doubt what she is doing out there.

I almost forgot ... I did take a quick run down there last night as well. Between 6:30pm and 7:00pm. I have yet to see anyone out at this time of night. Either they are all scooped up because the rest of you mongers are out there at that time, or it's just not a good time. In my experience, that time of day is rarely good. But this area is so good I expected to see some ...I say this area is "so good" based on places I have lived in the past. By good, I mean if I go out for a drive all 7 days of any given week, I will see a few prospects on at least 5 of those days.

[PsyberZombie]

SeaCoastDude asks =

Can anyone here tell me street names in Olneyville to look for on Mapquest?

The 'heart' of the Olney·ville Cruising Area is the Dunkin' Donuts on Manton Ave

For you mapquest users , The Exact Address of that DD is 51 Manton Ave


The 'classic' Loop there is =

Manton to Delaine to Valley to Sans Souci to Manton

A bigger Loop is =

Manton to Atwells to Valley to Westminster to Manton

You can some·times find some 'action' on Valley north of Atwells ; and that area also has some good 'Lover's Lane Spots' , too [ ask your 'provider' for Details ]

The night·time Action on Valley St has slowed considerably since they took away Fidas Restaurant's license to stay open until 4 a.m.
[ Fidas is located on the south·west corner of Atwells & Valley ; try their Steak Sandwich ]

Fidas is trying to get that 'wee·hours' license back ; but the local pols are opposed , citing among other reasons , that the place attracts —Gasp!— Prostitutes

A Last Thought =

Olney·ville is a much bigger Area than these 'loops' suggest . Fer ex , my ATF Jo·Elle's only Prostitution Arrest , in late September 2003 , happened on Plainfield St , which is quite a bit west of the areas out·lined above

Happy Hunting !!

[PsyberZombie]

Short Guy writes =

took a quick cruise down Elmwood by the zoo and the AZ on Sunday around 1:30ish. Met Jackie there, she was kinda young, blue jacket, bad acne. Said she usually works Olneyville. $20 BBBJ, ok service, never got to see anything of her

If it's the same Jackie that Yours Truly knows , that was just a 'fib' about Olney·ville : Jackie is one of the most constant presences in the AZ Area [ during the day·light hours , at least = that's usually when I'm out & about ]

One hot day last August , she was strolling about in an orange string bikini top and jean short·shorts , looking pretty good , too

But... I avoid her like the Plague , for two reasons =

First and fore·most : her Service and Attitude are less than stellar . Granted , she's in·expensive ; but as I always say = You get what you pay for

Secondly : she's very well known to LE ; and if you are spotted stopping for her , or LEO sees her in your vehicle , now YOU will be known to them , too

But here's the "Only in Rhode Island" Part =

I just saw her yesterday , coming out of Alicia's Apartment !!

What happened was this :

I spent some time yesterday after·noon trying to track down my ATF Jo·Elle , who appears to have pulled the typical SW Dis·Appearing Act [ not For Good , I hope = Jo·Elle has pulled this Houdini Act before ; the last time vanishing from her Olney·ville Crib , only to pop up a week later in N Prov ]

No·body has seen Jo·Elle since before the snow storm [ I have the phone #'s of several of her friends where she some·times hangs out ] ; she hasn't been to her N. Prov home in days ; her O·Square pal Lenny's phone has been dis·connected ; and several loops of the O·Square Area were also fruit·less

So I finally gave up and called Alicia . She answered on the second ring , and after 5 seconds of 'small talk' [ " Cold enough for you ?? " ] , I asked if she wanted some company

She asked when , and I said how about in ten minutes ??

She said sure , come on over ; and when I pulled up , who should be walking out her foyer's front door but Jackie and some white guy I didn't recognize . She was even wearing the same blue jacket that Short Guy described

They hopped in a car parked on the street right in front of her door , so I pulled over ahead of them and waited for them to leave so I could get that spot

Jackie gave me a good , long , neck·craning Look as they passed by ; and I just smiled slightly and nodded a small greeting to her

After a Welcoming Hug and DFK from Alicia , I said that I didn't mean to chase her friends off

She just smiled that gorgeous smile of hers and said =

" Don't worry about it.... they'll be back "

And so will I , too , I guarantee ya ; because even though a half hour Date with Alicia costs $ , that Babe is worth Every Penny !!!

[SeacoastDude]

Hello and Happy New Year!

She said she usually works early mornings, around 7 in Olneyville.

Hello Happy Mouse ... Happy New Year to you!

Can anyone here tell me street names in Olneyville to look for on Mapquest?

I don't know that area at all and I don't want to go in there blind.


Thanks,

SCD

[SeacoastDude]

Good evening!

Visitor from the Midwest here ... was in town for the holiday and from some posts here took a quick cruise down Elmwood by the zoo and the AZ on Sunday around 1:30ish. Met Jackie there, she was kinda young, blue jacket, bad acne. Said she usually works Olneyville. $20 BBBJ, ok service, never got to see anything of her.

This was an unusual experience for me. She never asked for anything up front - at home you pay up front. Actually, she never asked me for anything. I gave her $20 as it's the standard rate for the services rendered at home. Is this a common thing in RI, or did I just get a relative newbie, or what?
SG

Welcome short guy!

Where in the midwest? I used to live in Columbus, OH. That's why I'm asking.

I think you got lucky. I have only been in RI for about 6 months, but I have always at least been told what price is expected up front. I like the way she does it though ... I actually prefer that. I've had that happen before as well, just not here.

Again, welcome! Stay Safe!

[Happy Mouse]

Hello and Happy New Year!

I have been without a computer for the last few days. Happy to be back...

On Sunday, Dec. 19th. Saw "Elizabeth" walking on Valley towards Delaine around 8:15 p.m. She is about 5'6", 125 - 135 lbs. and fairly good looking. She was a sweetheart (very good attitude) - went for a BBBJ for $30. She said she usually works early mornings, around 7 in Olneyville.

Saw "Maggie" on Friday morning. Thin, young looking (22-25) and only does covered BJ -- according to her. Went to a very nice spot near Providence College - very private -- $30.

Sorry for the little details but I am writing in a hurry. More later.

Happy Mouse

[Short Guy]

Good evening!

Visitor from the Midwest here ... was in town for the holiday and from some posts here took a quick cruise down Elmwood by the zoo and the AZ on Sunday around 1:30ish. Met Jackie there, she was kinda young, blue jacket, bad acne. Said she usually works Olneyville. $20 BBBJ, ok service, never got to see anything of her.

This was an unusual experience for me. She never asked for anything up front - at home you pay up front. Actually, she never asked me for anything. I gave her $20 as it's the standard rate for the services rendered at home. Is this a common thing in RI, or did I just get a relative newbie, or what?

Also, any recommendations for arranged date, AMP, etc, as long as I'm in town?

SG