2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

**R Consultant** · 12-30-05 22:49

Hey guys,

You could have saved yourself some Ho money and seen I went there and got the same deal. I even left money to be seen to see if I could get extra.. Nada! I will go back a few more times to see if I get lucky. Maybe some repeat biz will do the trick.

**Ralphed** · 12-30-05 21:56

I've been curious about The Peace of Eden also. I've even rode my bike around there but I kinda knew they were legit becaue they're right next door to a plumber's outfit. She might've got tired of FServicing the neighbors....no offense to any monger plumbers out there.

**Member #4074** · 12-30-05 20:23

I took one for the team this afternoon. My curiousity brought me to this smalll establishment along Haines Road. For $50 I received a decent massage rub from a 40-something blonde lady, Christine. That's all I got - no happy ending!

For a second there, I thought I was on to something: tanned blonde lady wearing sexy short-shorts, candles in the room, she told me to strip everything off - I thought I'd at least get a traditional HJ after the massage...I was wrong...all she provided was almost an hour of massage. Just to make sure, I asked her if there are any extra 'services' that she provides - none - even for a tip? None.

Nevertheless, I left to seek some satisfaction in the streets after that. See my report and pix soon - Cassie is back!!!

**Courier** · 12-29-05 06:54

Originally Posted by Dragster

Was the whole service 60? and was that the door fee? was it a hj? Ihave been getting screwed in ATL for more than 1big ben.

The $60 hour special is no longer available. 60 will get you 1/2 hour, 80 full hour. They are door fees. Tiping is expected. see other posts for guide lines.

**Dragster** · 12-24-05 20:24

Was the whole service 60? and was that the door fee? was it a hj? Ihave been getting screwed in ATL for more than 1big ben.

Originally Posted by Courier

Tried a new AMP on 66th St. N., just north of the Bryan Dairy-118th Av. Overpass. On the East side just before the bridge exit. They are running a special, 1 hour for $60. They have steam, table shower and happy endings. The Worker I had was in her 30's or 40's, Still a nice body and very pleasent. She also delivered a real massage. That's always a bonus.

**Drew Park** · 12-24-05 20:15

Originally Posted by UranIdiot

She pulled out a rubber glove and used it for a condom. I've never seen that before. She told me that they're not allowed to have condoms, that they're only supposed to do HJ's and that I had to bring my own condoms.

Well, I suppose rubber gloves are cheaper than condoms and they can use it five times before they have to throw it out...

**UranIdiot** · 12-24-05 03:00

I had to check it out. Someone was leaving when I came in and I asked if he was happy with the service and he said Yes. The only person I saw inside was my attendant. I guessed her to be mid-30's, not great looks, but not awful either. She asked how old I am so I also asked her age and she gave me a number about 10 years than I guessed. I guess I don't look like a cop because she indicated before the shower that BJ service was available. The shower was OK. At the start of the massage she did something strange. She wanted to slap my back and ass full-handed. I had to tell her a few times to stop before she understood I was serious. Other than that the massage was OK. After the flip she asked what I wanted. I indicated HJ and she wanted to know if I wanted a BJ. I told her I did, but it had to be covered. She pulled out a rubber glove and used it for a condom. I've never seen that before. She told me that they're not allowed to have condoms, that they're only supposed to do HJ's and that I had to bring my own condoms. So it wasn't much of a BJ. Her HJ skills were very poor. I guess she missed that day of class during her training.

**R Consultant** · 12-05-05 14:53

Well took one for the team from what I got it was complete legit. Massage was decent from a professional woman. If you want a up front place thats reasonable then this it. If anyone gets more let me know as it wasnt in the cards for me. I might have to give it a few more go's but doesnt look promising.

**UranIdiot** · 11-27-05 01:43

A few recent posts have been about an unnamed spa behind BK or near the airport. I went to check it out and it's Aloha Spa. Seems like I remember bad reviews in the past, but I went in and checked it out. $80 door for an hour. My little helper had an unusual name and when I asked where she was from she said Chicago. Not with that accent honey. Later she said something about Korea. She was very attractive and a very sweet girl. It's too bad you have to pay girls to act like that. We did a table scrub which was a little rough, not the kind of pampering I wanted. Then the massage - I asked for very light so she mostly used her fingernails. It was more of a ten finger scratch. When I turned over she asked me what I wanted. I don't think it mattered what I wanted. She had a price in her mind and the whole menu was available for that price.

**UranIdiot** · 11-17-05 01:05

I went there today about 2:15 and there was a sign on the door that said back at 2:00. So I waited a while and about 2:40 the sign was taken down. I went in and no one was at the desk or came out to see me. There was a very loud beeper on the door so I know whoever was in there heard me come in. I waited 5 minutes and started thinking that they were going to be too busy to give me good service so I left. There was a menu of services by the window that looked expensive.

**Ralphed** · 11-14-05 19:54

What's with the Kiwi Spa on Ulmerton? Everytime I go there the front door is locked and the sign says 'Open'. I know they got busted awhile back and don't know if they're back in business.

Stopped by the old AMP near 5th AV & 34th St and it's now an asian supermarket.

**Courier** · 11-13-05 14:26

Stopped by the Shatsu on Friday night, Was almost 10pm. Had a good ts with a so so massage. They are back to regular pricing, 60 half hour, 80 full hour. Pleasent lady with cute little titties, gave a hr with a 20 tip. Not bad if that's all your looking for. Be aware, they close at 10pm.

**OneEyedWorm** · 11-11-05 18:20

Finally got activated after a year of jumping through all the hoops and probably letting too much time lapse. Anyway my 2 cents worth. About 3 weeks ago late one night about 10:00 PM I stopped at the Burger King on Ulmerton Rd just south of the airport next to a gentlemens club. As I was leaving I noticed a sign in the corner of a large warehouse type building right behind the BK. It was an AMP, the name of which I don't recall. Without getting into much detail I believe an hour was $60 or maybe $80. The attendent was a very lovely spinner type maybe early 20's. The table shower was very good paying attention to the finer points. The body rub was very good and after the flip any thing was avaliable including DATY. The whole procedure was worth a few jacksons extra and was well appreciated. Sorry I can't give any names but I'm sure you will know her when you see her.

My first post and since this is a fine hobby of mine there will be more to come.

**Ralphed** · 10-06-05 18:02

Should've shot it on her hair, that way she couldn't have ate it after you left.

**Member #4167** · 10-05-05 10:26

Did a stupid thing yesterday. Thinking with the wrong head. Went to this place on 34th St. without checking the reviews posted here. Worst session I've ever had, and it cost me $1.5 to discover that. Bad move. Could have saved myself a lot of money and trouble if I had just checked in with the USG archives. Remember that, boys.

Didn't catch the model's name, but she was attractive, older (30s) with shoulder-length brunette hair. (Looked a little like Suzanne Vega, now that I think about it. I guess when your recording career is going nowhere, you get into the trade. Anyway ... ) I really liked her look, and I was ready for fun, so I wasn't as sober-minded as I should have been.

First clue should have been the fact that Suzanne took the "lingerie" part of lingerie modeling seriously. In the room, she emerged from behind the partition wearing four nighties. Yes, really. To do what she figured was a seductive striptease. For a 30-minute session, this really wasn't a good use of time. Eventually, she got down to the final layer, but wouldn't take it off.

She did at least lay back on the bed, pull her panties aside and show off her goods. But she wouldn't get totally nude, and when I moved closer to the action -- just to look, nothing else -- she recoiled in terror and said clients aren't allowed to get any closer than three feet. I'm not an unattractive guy ... in retrospect, it seemed more like drug-induced paranoia. Not that I'm implying anything. (OK, yes, I am. Why, oh, why didn't I pick up on that from the beginning?)

Now, I wasn't expecting GFE for that money, but I was expecting *some* contact. There was none. But it was too late to call it quits. She already had my money, and I needed to get off. So, I summoned all of my Peter North courage and shot my wad all over her panties and legs, deliberately, just to piss her off. (Yeah, I cheated by stepping forward a bit. But I was surprised just how well I was able to channel my anger into ejaculatory velocity.)

No, she wasn't happy, but she didn't go nuts. I dressed in 30 seconds and got the hell out of there.

Avoid, avoid, avoid this place, fellas. I guess it's fine if all you want is a no-touch jack shack, but I'm here to tell you that you can have a lot more fun for a lot less elsewhere.

Question: Are all the remaining lingerie shops in Pinellas County like this? I had some very good times at Divine Decadence in Clearwater for about the same money, but it's apparently out of business now.