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Yesterday 22:57 #9352
Posts: 2400CEO massage
This place is on terminated status. I had to argue for the full 45 minutes and kim could barely get me off. She kept moving around, leaving, and playing mahjong.
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Yesterday 22:54 #9351
Posts: 2400Westside MPs
I am going on a roll to every MP west of say century city, here are my finds and impressions:
1. All those shit ass places on pico in like the 10600-11000 blocks. All I see are guys on tugmaps anus fanning these 36-68 year old dreks. I will hit them all. I know that the "green" place is for shit. The other two-three, I will see.
2. Chens - 122 xx santa monica. Mary that pig worked here well into her 50's. The guy called me the other day he had coco working. I went there once in the middle of the worst covid lockdown. That BJ was the most horrifying 40 minutes of my life.
3. San Mon massage. Like 113 xx santa monica. Apparently mary colonized this place but is now gone. I see it on the way home and it looks all spruced up like someone spent 50 bucks at TJ maxx to furnish the foyer. I went once and saw mary and ran away. I saw one of her acolytes wearing a mask and let myself be masturbated. It was not good.
4. S massage. Santa monica and bundy next to fucken canter's I did a walk in and ran out.
5. dream massage. Oly and sepulveda. Cindy, the gal who looks like the wife of facebook owner but without the cleft palate is there. She rushes me now. The rest of the humanoids there are grotesque.
6. green massage on olympic by the trader joes and ralphs. I walked in and thought maybe I was at a med malpractice dummy clinic. The gal had a trapezoid face and rhombus body.
7. Oriental massage - 187 X westwood, the ugly weak sister to goldfinger. I went a couple of times. I did not like the gals flouting their AARP cards.
8. Goldfinger. I lived there for about 6 months. I got banned by valerie for making fun of her looks, or lack thereof.
9. goldmoon - 21 block of westwood, ground floor in the corner mall with the penquins, subway and frame store (and vegan tacos). Place smells like feet. Seen monica and cocol, won't return. A male papason answers the phone.
10. Sun massage - 15 block of westwood, next to 1563 nuru. The worst physical plant next to momo. Place looks dirtier than a vomit porn shoot. Had tiffany there, guys went apeshit over her. She looks like a cocker spaniel.
11. Oasis? 23 xx block of westwood. Had a six foot 2 asian with breath that was a cross between a garlic and a garlic shitted out of lizzo's ass.
12. La therapy - 209 X westwood. Rumors of hit or miss on the handy.
13. Season massage 224 X westwood. Very cold, weak sister to wharf and whart is for shit now. Still seeing if monica is there?
14. Season spa - 1195 x san Mon. Only for hard boiled mongers that can fuck skunks.
15. Mexican fat ass place across from target on the second floor with all the in room sauna showers and queen sized beds. All the women there have train tracks on their tits.
16. Place next door to 15 - a waste apparently.
17. Sky foot - 12 xx westwood, by the nimoy theater. Went along time ago, and it was fucken hot. Went again, it is not so good. Monica has a resting ***** face but great poking ass technique.
18. Wharf. Very piss poor these day.
19. Thai sabai. Possibly legit.
20. Places in venice, ocean, thai and that shack. Waste of space.
21. Luxe - 119 xx santa monica, second floor. Has lady boys, I would not stop in to take a shit.
Any others?
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Yesterday 17:15 #9350
Posts: 114RW Relaxation. Intel?
Has anyone been here? It's on Vermont / Santa Monica and their IG has solid reviews.
Looks like it might not be FS, but a sexy nuru with a hottie sounds fun.
https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23209448.html
https://www.instagram.com/rw_relaxation
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Yesterday 14:58 #9349
Posts: 2400SM and bund- shit massage
At the north west corner of SM and bundy is one of those corner shopping centers that celebrate the diversity of what is quickly becoming a slum in west l. A. There is a hawaiian bbq, a sushi place, a dentist, a kosher style deli serving chopped bacon (a jamaican place and now a rub and poke in the ass called "S Massage" - it is next door to the deli on the first floor. This, like much of L. A. , looks like someone decided that it was not good enough that a child play with just legos, rather, they had to play with legos, tinkertoys, pick up sticks and two headed dildos. And just to make it more fun, all of these various toys were dumped from their packaging and thrown all over the floor, picked up meticulously, and then dumped on the floor again. For my money, a denny's would be better than four varying levels of diarrhea inducing cuisine, but I digress.
I called in to S Massage to be sure it was an illegit place, and if I needed to make a reservation. Yes, and no I could tell from the superb english of the receptionist.
I parked across the street, and the place looks about as put together as a free palestine encampment at a state run school in haiti. There is a curtain to the side as you walk in and behind it is a bed / couch that looks like it is used for covid vaccine shots.
At the little front barrier a rather gnarly asian gal age 36-90 was seated. She looked like she may have been in a barfight. She jumped up and ran to the back. In her place popped up this fucken gnome of a human. This was the mamasan, age 37-90 (she seemed a bit older than girl #1.). These girls would be a 7 and 8 in the hot young asian forum. In other words, unfuckable even in a black hole merging with a quasar (this can't happen under general relativity, but I digress).
I turned tail and left.
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Yesterday 05:23 #9348
Posts: 1343Originally Posted by SGHunter69 [View Original Post]
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04-27-24 02:33 #9347
Posts: 101Thousand Oaks recommendation
Hi from the east coast. I'm staying in Thousand Oaks area. Looking for a little help please. Where / who do you recommend for a good deep massage with back walking and standard happiness? I prefer young and fit.
DM welcome. Thanks in advance!
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04-26-24 09:17 #9346
Posts: 230Angel at Angela Spa on S Bristol
I find myself traveling back-and-forth to LA over the next few months for work so I decided to check out something close to where I'm staying and stumbled across this little spot called Angie's Spa. When I walked in and talked to the mama about rates, I could tell this is a place where fun could be had so I went ahead and paid for an hour and was led back to my room. In about 60 seconds, this beautiful woman walked in and I thought she said her name was Angie so maybe she owned the spa but she corrected me and said no it is Angel LOL.
She asked if I was ready to have some fun and of course I was so after a quick grope, we wasted no time getting undressed, making out like teenagers and then heading over to an area they have for a standing shower. She lathered me up really good and grinded her ass and pussy all over my cock until I was hard as a rock. She really enjoyed blowing me and then standing up and dancing on me and I was tempted to slip it in right there while she was grinding her soapy butt all over me, but held back for the main event in the room.
We finished up in the shower area and headed back to the room where I threw her down and DAtY until she was squeezing my head with her thighs. She looked at me and said "your turn", made a condom appear out of thin air and proceeded to put it on with her mouth and then fuck my brains out. She started in cowgirl and thrusting so hard I almost lost it immediately so I had her slow down and we went through multiple positions until I bent her over the table and finished busting inside her.
She finished my time off with a nice little scalp massage while letting me suck on her tits a little more until my time was up. Phenomenal, can't wait to repeat when I'm in the area.
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04-25-24 20:56 #9345
Posts: 678Didn't do a 3 some
Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]
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04-25-24 19:31 #9344
Posts: 2400Gardenia
Originally Posted by Jbjb1983 [View Original Post]
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04-25-24 18:05 #9343
Posts: 678Ariya on rubmaps
Saw Google uses a different name. Rubmaps has it as Ariya under Gardena. Redondo and western are the streets closest. A lot of people are asking me this. Also I was trying to see Eva I think someone previously reviewed. I saw she's here Mondays so I'll go Monday next time I go maybe next Monday since this place is a long drive.
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04-25-24 17:58 #9342
Posts: 678Originally Posted by NewLit [View Original Post]
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04-24-24 18:16 #9341
Posts: 72Originally Posted by Jbjb1983 [View Original Post]
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04-24-24 14:07 #9340
Posts: 22Arya
Originally Posted by RockItAllNite [View Original Post]
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04-24-24 13:59 #9339
Posts: 307Originally Posted by RockItAllNite [View Original Post]
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04-24-24 11:11 #9338
Posts: 17Originally Posted by WhoreMaster91 [View Original Post]
People in this forum are very shy about sharing numbers and locations, some guy said he knows two but didn't say where. So damn annoying.