Salty's Sticky Adventures

[SaltyDog2016]

Thanks Skboy, but I'm thinking that's quite a busy drawing and would definetly push the limits of my ass art skills. Regardless, I'll think of something stupid.

Salty.

You draw pretty well Salty and take butt art to a whole new level.

How about a drawing of Santa sliding down the back door chimney for your Xmas theme ?

I always click on your pics and enjoy your art work.

[TigerBlood2349]

Always brings a smile to my face thanks again salty.

You draw pretty well Salty and take butt art to a whole new level.

How about a drawing of Santa sliding down the back door chimney for your Xmas theme ?

I always click on your pics and enjoy your art work.

[Skboy]

Only cause you asked BG. My ass art is not so good on some of these little booties, not much real estate to work with. LOL when Salty Clause comes to town I may have to seek a few wider asses, maybe even attempt a whole nativity scene, but there will definetly be snow falling on several tight elves. LOL, what's wrong with me, I do need help smh. Anyway, here's my first attempt for turkey day.

Salty.

You draw pretty well Salty and take butt art to a whole new level.

How about a drawing of Santa sliding down the back door chimney for your Xmas theme ?

I always click on your pics and enjoy your art work.

[Tiki80]

Only cause you asked BG. My ass art is not so good on some of these little booties, not much real estate to work with. LOL when Salty Clause comes to town I may have to seek a few wider asses, maybe even attempt a whole nativity scene, but there will definetly be snow falling on several tight elves. LOL, what's wrong with me, I do need help smh. Anyway, here's my first attempt for turkey day.

Salty.

Good try 😂.

[Blak Gekko]

Salty,

You need help. LOL! Thanks for the Veterans Day shout out to all who have served. I can't wait to see what you have in store for Thanksgiving & Christmas holidays!

BG.

Here's a few this week to celebrate Vets Day. Enjoy!

Salty 🇺🇸

[SaltyDog2016]

Ahh, Little Brown Fucking Machines Powered By Rice! I've not heard that term in many years, but I'm very familiar. I filled my fair share full of salted custard across Asia, Europe, and the Far East.

Thank you for your service.

Salty.

Thank you and keep up the good work!

I used to run amok in the PI back in the mid 80's, spent my time filling LBFMPBR's full of good old Ugly American spunk. Too old now to keep blazing a trail like I used to but happy to see the tradition hasn't died.

Carry on young man!

Salute!

[JSinn]

Here's a few this week to celebrate Vets Day. Enjoy!

Salty 🇺🇸

Thank you and keep up the good work!

I used to run amok in the PI back in the mid 80's, spent my time filling LBFMPBR's full of good old Ugly American spunk. Too old now to keep blazing a trail like I used to but happy to see the tradition hasn't died.

Carry on young man!

Salute!

[JSinn]

Here's a couple more Halloween cuties in receipt of a Salted treat. Enjoy!

Salty 👻

You drew a ghost on her ass.

Doesn't get much better than that.

[TigerBlood2349]

I bet you carved the crap out of that pumpkin. No pun intended but who knows, would love to hear you back door'd it! I think if you do Backdoor them, you should draw a jack o lantern on their cheeks. That would be awesome. I second the nomination for monger of the year 2017!

If you have any more pumpkins that need a carving, let me know!

So we need to have an award show like the oscars!

[Black Pelican]

I bet you carved the crap out of that pumpkin. No pun intended but who knows, would love to hear you back door'd it! I think if you do Backdoor them, you should draw a jack o lantern on their cheeks. That would be awesome. I second the nomination for monger of the year 2017!

If you have any more pumpkins that need a carving, let me know!

Prettiest pumpkin I could find! Enjoy.

Salty 👻.

[Blak Gekko]

Salty,

Thanks for the sneak peek....I didn’t think you would post it...lmfao! You are one bad and silly motherfucker! I love this fucking shit! You have definitely given a new meaning to pumpkins at Halloween. Hands down repeat winner for monger of the year (MOTY) for 2017! Keep this shit coming cause lord knows our forum needs it.

Blak Gekko.

Prettiest pumpkin I could find! Enjoy.

Salty 👻.

[VChase]

Salted One,

I guess you can say that she choked under pressure. I sure do hope your car is never a crime scene. Once that forensic black light comes on you'll have some explaining to do. Lol.

When I used to dream of the beautiful SWs of South Beach it wasn't uncommon for them to gag and occasionally throwup on jr. What dissapoints me about your dream is Mt. Vesuvius' lack of self-control. Just crack the door and spit / cough outside. I loved the random choice of enviroment that you chose for you forays, wished a sexy realtor showed up and offered to join the party inside the beautiful home.

Thanks for bringing a good laugh to my Tuesday morning.

Pleasant Dreams,

Vinny.

This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.

So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.

Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.

Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!

Salty.

[Vbgent4u2c]

I love a good misadventure as well as a great adventure!

I feel your pain, Saltman. Last time I got car head the chick puked in my lap. Had to go to the damn coin operated car wash to clean out the inside of my car and spray down my pants. Man, that water was cold! Hence the last time I got car head!

This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.

So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.

Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.

Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!

Salty.

[SaltyDog2016]

This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.

So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.

Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.

Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!

Salty.

[TurdMuffin]

Let's refer to her as Super Skinny, cause that's what she is. This is a historical tale and not an offer to share her tail.

SS UTR has a reputation for some of the best head on the Southside, thus I wanted to sample. My first encounter was a car visit where I was convinced SS is in the top of her class. She sports a filthy mouth. "feed me your nut daddy, give it to me, I want to taste your load. " I don't know about yall, but that shit right there makes me want to burst. ...
Salty.

Love to put this SS to test in ways of 300 Spartans; Petite dolls are my feen. With my 2 incher I sure would try to make her jaws hurt.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h59d15958104b1

Vid of something I'm talking about.