Thread: Salty's Sticky Adventures
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11-16-17 14:06 #21
Posts: 627Backdoor Santa
Thanks Skboy, but I'm thinking that's quite a busy drawing and would definetly push the limits of my ass art skills. Regardless, I'll think of something stupid.
Salty.
Originally Posted by Skboy [View Original Post]
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11-16-17 11:27 #20
Posts: 75Happy Holidays
Always brings a smile to my face thanks again salty.
Originally Posted by Skboy [View Original Post]
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11-16-17 08:26 #19
Posts: 1115Little bootie
Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]
How about a drawing of Santa sliding down the back door chimney for your Xmas theme ?
I always click on your pics and enjoy your art work.
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11-16-17 01:29 #18
Posts: 75Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]
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11-15-17 17:32
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11-14-17 08:40 #17
Posts: 1379Can't Wait
Salty,
You need help. LOL! Thanks for the Veterans Day shout out to all who have served. I can't wait to see what you have in store for Thanksgiving & Christmas holidays!
BG.
Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]
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11-10-17 22:20 #16
Posts: 627Lbfmpbr
Ahh, Little Brown Fucking Machines Powered By Rice! I've not heard that term in many years, but I'm very familiar. I filled my fair share full of salted custard across Asia, Europe, and the Far East.
Thank you for your service.
Salty.
Originally Posted by JSinn [View Original Post]
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11-10-17 19:09 #15
Posts: 32Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]
I used to run amok in the PI back in the mid 80's, spent my time filling LBFMPBR's full of good old Ugly American spunk. Too old now to keep blazing a trail like I used to but happy to see the tradition hasn't died.
Carry on young man!
Salute!
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11-09-17 23:47
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11-04-17 07:14 #14
Posts: 32Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]
Doesn't get much better than that.
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10-31-17 17:57
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10-31-17 11:41 #13
Posts: 75Saltys memoirs
Originally Posted by BlackPelican [View Original Post]
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10-31-17 11:03 #12
Posts: 184Awesome pumpkin
I bet you carved the crap out of that pumpkin. No pun intended but who knows, would love to hear you back door'd it! I think if you do Backdoor them, you should draw a jack o lantern on their cheeks. That would be awesome. I second the nomination for monger of the year 2017!
If you have any more pumpkins that need a carving, let me know!
Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]
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10-25-17 15:22 #11
Posts: 1379Lmfao. Unanimous choice
Salty,
Thanks for the sneak peek....I didn’t think you would post it...lmfao! You are one bad and silly motherfucker! I love this fucking shit! You have definitely given a new meaning to pumpkins at Halloween. Hands down repeat winner for monger of the year (MOTY) for 2017! Keep this shit coming cause lord knows our forum needs it.
Blak Gekko.
Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]
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10-25-17 11:13
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10-17-17 09:10 #10
Posts: 217Road Head
Salted One,
I guess you can say that she choked under pressure. I sure do hope your car is never a crime scene. Once that forensic black light comes on you'll have some explaining to do. Lol.
When I used to dream of the beautiful SWs of South Beach it wasn't uncommon for them to gag and occasionally throwup on jr. What dissapoints me about your dream is Mt. Vesuvius' lack of self-control. Just crack the door and spit / cough outside. I loved the random choice of enviroment that you chose for you forays, wished a sexy realtor showed up and offered to join the party inside the beautiful home.
Thanks for bringing a good laugh to my Tuesday morning.
Pleasant Dreams,
Vinny.
Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]
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10-17-17 00:41 #9
Posts: 1250Re: Car Head Gone Awry
I love a good misadventure as well as a great adventure!
I feel your pain, Saltman. Last time I got car head the chick puked in my lap. Had to go to the damn coin operated car wash to clean out the inside of my car and spray down my pants. Man, that water was cold! Hence the last time I got car head!
Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]
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10-16-17 23:36 #8
Posts: 627Car head gone wrong
This is a Salty tale and not an offer to share her tail.
So, today I did a meet and greet or as I like to call it, an 'eat my meat. ' This young cutie is fresh out the klink and looking for some help. Funny how these sweeties show up in my presence. She asked if we could do a car date to start and go from there. I agreed but only if she allowed CIM, she said okay. I picked her up from her house and drove around an upscale neighborhood in VAB talking.
Finding a place to park was challenging. I eventually pulled in the driveway of a house for sale, figured no one was home. She was sketchy and nervous. She started sucking and her skills weren't too bad, not great either. But she kept stopping to look around. 'oh no there goes a car, and there's someone on a bike.' So I grabbed the back of her head and pushed her lips around my shaft. Her rhythm was one speed, no DT, eyes closed, no tongue or BLS. Eventually I was ready to blow, I told her and she puts her lips around the head as I pumped the first rope of a weekend's worth of tapioca in her mouth. Now here's where it all goes wrong.
Her mouth fills up and nut is running down her chin. She starts choking and coughing up my batter. I'm yelling WTF! At the same time I have another rope ready to release. It's spewing up all over me!! I quickly pinch it off. What a terrible feeling! I'm pissed at this point. She's done coughed up nut all over my car, I spewed on myself and I have more to erupt that's pinched off! Thankfully I keep wet wipes handy and I just busted the remainder in a wet wipe as she sat there watching and I was cussing her out. Anyway, this was car head gone wrong!
Salty.
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10-16-17 21:30 #7
Posts: 613Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h59d15958104b1
Vid of something I'm talking about.