Salty's Sticky Adventures

**ZukRider** · 08-19-21 19:03

Props, I've run across a few local OF girls on dating sites that act like they're trying to pull in content partners, only to find they're just BSing to get more subscribers. I'll have to keep trying, LOL.

Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]

We've all seen the OF epidemic. Many of these beauties are doing all they can to get that $9. 99/ mth subscription. I've taken a different approach in offering services to create content with them. Surprisingly, it's worked well of late. These girls realize it's all about content to attract subscribers. This thick-assed beauty was my first donation to content creation. Enjoy!

Salty.

**Blak Gekko** · 08-19-21 11:10

Salty,

Nice ass and great nugget of information. I've never given that any thought to recommend to a chick I've fucked who has an OF platform use content from our Blak Gekko adventures.

Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]

We've all seen the OF epidemic. Many of these beauties are doing all they can to get that $9. 99/ mth subscription. I've taken a different approach in offering services to create content with them. Surprisingly, it's worked well of late. These girls realize it's all about content to attract subscribers. This thick-assed beauty was my first donation to content creation. Enjoy!

Salty.

**SaltyDog2016** · 08-19-21 09:04

We've all seen the OF epidemic. Many of these beauties are doing all they can to get that $9. 99/ mth subscription. I've taken a different approach in offering services to create content with them. Surprisingly, it's worked well of late. These girls realize it's all about content to attract subscribers. This thick-assed beauty was my first donation to content creation. Enjoy!

Salty.

**ZukRider** · 08-10-21 16:08

Dude, that's epic. Even if mom wasn't great, that's a stamp on the passport most of us never see, LOL.

**SaltyDog2016** · 08-10-21 14:50

So, I have this UTR I been feeding for quite some time. Petite frame, no tits but totally all in, literally nothing she won't do. Having already experienced dumping quarts of Naked Salted smoothie in every opening on her body, I told her she needed to find a friend to join us if she wanted me to come back because I was bored with her.

A few weeks go by and the phukphone is quiet from her until recently. She says hey, I got a friend. Cool, send a pic. LOL it's her fucking mom. A mother daughter combo was not in my portfolio so I said sure. Head over to their home, meet mom and they both undress. Mom is probably mid 40's, weathered, not attractive and daughter early 20's.

We only agreed to a double BBBJ. They both kneel as I stand, daughter starts getting me hard sucking deep while mom is nose to nose with her watching. I pull out and grab mom by the hair and tell her to get busy. She starts bobbing away as her daughter is cheering her on. I'm thinking how the fuck do I get in these situations. Mom has obviously sucked cock a time or two as she was working it good. Daughter proceeds to get under my nut sack and suck my balls, probably more ball bag than actual nuts. Mom starts to slow down, her rhythm gets weak and a bit fucked up so I tell daughter to get off the bag and back to blowing.

Now they're on either side of my shaft running their lips the length of me like playing a harmonica. I smack my meat across their faces a couple times and ultimately end by unleashing a beautiful family face painting. I've had double head before, but this was my first mother daughter. Check that off the bucket list.

Salty.

**Blak Gekko** · 07-29-21 20:01

God Damn Sir Salty. You are my American hero! That is a nice piece of ass! Brother if Mongering was a sport (maybe petition the IOC for inclusion LOL) you'd probably be the odds on favorite for Gold! Nice work and thanks for sharing!

BG.

Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]

Since I hadn't posted anything here lately, figured I show off my recent Gold medal. Enjoy!

Salty.

**JonnyRockett** · 07-29-21 17:12

Damn, that's a nice view. Can we get a 4 man relay team on this one and go for another gold medal? LOL.

JR.

Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]

Since I hadn't posted anything here lately, figured I show off my recent Gold medal. Enjoy!

Salty.

**ZukRider** · 07-29-21 13:27

That's well beyond gold, that's platinum coated titanium with diamond inlays.

Props.

Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]

Since I hadn't posted anything here lately, figured I show off my recent Gold medal. Enjoy!

Salty.

**Black Pelican** · 07-29-21 10:02

I hope you played the national anthem when you finished. That's a fine ass. I'd love to try for the silver. LOL.

**SaltyDog2016** · 07-28-21 21:11

Since I hadn't posted anything here lately, figured I show off my recent Gold medal. Enjoy!

Salty.

**SwordKnight** · 02-24-20 13:18

I always keep a bottle of waterless sanitizer, 70% alcohol, in the car. When I have, say, an Asian peach, I want to be able to get sticky juice off my fingers before I get home.

**LuvARub88** · 01-03-20 23:56

Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]

This one I'll call "Shit". Similar to Tacos, another cutie hit me up stating she could use a few extra Jackson's. Having fed her several quarts over time, she begins to go to work like all other times and I figured what the hell, I'll reach back and plug up that balloon knot with a finger.

The shitter was tight, and as I got to the second knuckle of my middle finger I was met by... Yep, you guessed it! I could feel help lips grip tighter around my shaft, but I refused to proceed any further. Different from Taco, this one could actually suck a dick. I didn't want to extract my finger quickly so I just held it in there as I eventually sprayed fluoride all over her molars.

As she squeezes out every drop, I remove my finger from your turd cutter. Immediately, the aroma of baby shit fills my car. I'm thinking WTF, tacos last week and shit today?! I reached for my pack of baby wipes and it's empty! Now I'm freaking out, as she sit there similar to Taco. Tears in her eyes, and totally embarrassed from the smell. I wipe my finger on her shirt and say get the f*** out!

Driving away, zipper still open, and shit on my finger I'm cussing! It had just finished raining so I literally pull over to a puddle and wash off my hand. I had shit under my nail and my car was reeking of ass! I was hot!

Lesson learned before engaging in any bootyhole love, be it finger or otherwise, I'll be asking what they ate last! My hope is she says cheese LOL. Anyway, off to the detail shop again I went and restocked on wet wipes!

Salty.

Turd Tickler: The act a finger entering an asshole. Then being met by a shit trying to exit. Been there done that. Will keep you from biting your finger nails. LOLOLOL.

**LuvARub88** · 01-03-20 23:52

Salty. I enjoy a great story. Do you know what Cat on the cliff is? And have you ever been there done that?

**LeeLow1965** · 11-29-19 19:36

Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]

This one I'll call "Shit". Similar to Tacos, another cutie hit me up stating she could use a few extra Jackson's. Having fed her several quarts over time, she begins to go to work like all other times and I figured what the hell, I'll reach back and plug up that balloon knot with a finger.

The shitter was tight, and as I got to the second knuckle of my middle finger I was met by... Yep, you guessed it! I could feel help lips grip tighter around my shaft, but I refused to proceed any further. Different from Taco, this one could actually suck a dick. I didn't want to extract my finger quickly so I just held it in there as I eventually sprayed fluoride all over her molars.

As she squeezes out every drop, I remove my finger from your turd cutter. Immediately, the aroma of baby shit fills my car. I'm thinking WTF, tacos last week and shit today?! I reached for my pack of baby wipes and it's empty! Now I'm freaking out, as she sit there similar to Taco. Tears in her eyes, and totally embarrassed from the smell. I wipe my finger on her shirt and say get the f*** out!

Driving away, zipper still open, and shit on my finger I'm cussing! It had just finished raining so I literally pull over to a puddle and wash off my hand. I had shit under my nail and my car was reeking of ass! I was hot!

Lesson learned before engaging in any bootyhole love, be it finger or otherwise, I'll be asking what they ate last! My hope is she says cheese LOL. Anyway, off to the detail shop again I went and restocked on wet wipes!

Salty.

Great story brother. It could have been worse, you could have gotten Shit Tacos all in one visit. Would have saved a few coins on the second detailing. Stay safe out there brother.

**DtForMe** · 11-27-19 08:52

Laughing inside but would have been lilenwtf. Get out. Ha ha good stories.

Originally Posted by SaltyDog2016 [View Original Post]

This one I'll call "Shit". Similar to Tacos, another cutie hit me up stating she could use a few extra Jackson's. Having fed her several quarts over time, she begins to go to work like all other times and I figured what the hell, I'll reach back and plug up that balloon knot with a finger.

The shitter was tight, and as I got to the second knuckle of my middle finger I was met by... Yep, you guessed it! I could feel help lips grip tighter around my shaft, but I refused to proceed any further. Different from Taco, this one could actually suck a dick. I didn't want to extract my finger quickly so I just held it in there as I eventually sprayed fluoride all over her molars.

As she squeezes out every drop, I remove my finger from your turd cutter. Immediately, the aroma of baby shit fills my car. I'm thinking WTF, tacos last week and shit today?! I reached for my pack of baby wipes and it's empty! Now I'm freaking out, as she sit there similar to Taco. Tears in her eyes, and totally embarrassed from the smell. I wipe my finger on her shirt and say get the f*** out!

Driving away, zipper still open, and shit on my finger I'm cussing! It had just finished raining so I literally pull over to a puddle and wash off my hand. I had shit under my nail and my car was reeking of ass! I was hot!

Lesson learned before engaging in any bootyhole love, be it finger or otherwise, I'll be asking what they ate last! My hope is she says cheese LOL. Anyway, off to the detail shop again I went and restocked on wet wipes!

Salty.