Salty's Sticky Adventures

[SaltyDog2016]

This one I'll call "Shit". Similar to Tacos, another cutie hit me up stating she could use a few extra Jackson's. Having fed her several quarts over time, she begins to go to work like all other times and I figured what the hell, I'll reach back and plug up that balloon knot with a finger.

The shitter was tight, and as I got to the second knuckle of my middle finger I was met by... Yep, you guessed it! I could feel help lips grip tighter around my shaft, but I refused to proceed any further. Different from Taco, this one could actually suck a dick. I didn't want to extract my finger quickly so I just held it in there as I eventually sprayed fluoride all over her molars.

As she squeezes out every drop, I remove my finger from your turd cutter. Immediately, the aroma of baby shit fills my car. I'm thinking WTF, tacos last week and shit today?! I reached for my pack of baby wipes and it's empty! Now I'm freaking out, as she sit there similar to Taco. Tears in her eyes, and totally embarrassed from the smell. I wipe my finger on her shirt and say get the f*** out!

Driving away, zipper still open, and shit on my finger I'm cussing! It had just finished raining so I literally pull over to a puddle and wash off my hand. I had shit under my nail and my car was reeking of ass! I was hot!

Lesson learned before engaging in any bootyhole love, be it finger or otherwise, I'll be asking what they ate last! My hope is she says cheese LOL. Anyway, off to the detail shop again I went and restocked on wet wipes!

Salty.

[SaltyDog2016]

Hey fellas- It's been awhile since I scribed a tale and thought I had a few recent ones yall might get a kick out of.

I'll call this one "Tacos" I've seen this young cutie several times prior, mid 20's, tight body and so so dumb, like really dumb. Anyway, I got the hit up like so many of us have encountered with a sob story. Rent is due, car insurance, phone bill, blah blah. Can you help? I obliged with a quick car visit one evening on my home from work.

Picked up the cutie, in her slurred state she mumbles how full she was from just eating. I said great now it's time for desert! Quit your rambling and get over here. She's not a great suction provider, but convenient. After several minutes of stuffing her mouth I held the back of her head and blew her desert deep in her throat. She sat up in the passenger seat quickly, coughing, holding her hand over her mouth.

Next thing I see is a fountain of taco chunks mixed with a half a weeks worth of penis colada spewing all over the inside of my car! I was yelling, get the f*** out as she looked at me with tears in her eyes, and a taco cock snot mixture running down her chin.

She got out, I pulled off and the smell was horrid. It was dark so I couldn't immediately see the mess, but could certainly smell it. I took the car for a detail the next day. Lesson learned, if she gets in saying she's full from just eating tacos, don't feed her anymore!

Salty.

[Rayth]

I do love to live vicariously through the Salty Tales from the Tails. I'm a infrequent baller in the game. And look for the Salty's seal of approve a lot of times. Thanks for your guidance.

"are".

I'm around fuckers, life is good. Keep stroking 'em.

Salty.

[SaltyDog2016]

I'm around fuckers, life is good. Keep stroking 'em.

Salty.

Gents Salty Dogg is alive and well and still hashtagging asses left and right. LOL! I chat with him daily and to some degree Bro Vick is right. There are other guys out here performing but fail to share here on the forum which is an absolute shame! That's one factor Salty stopped contributing to the forum because no one really gave back in return. Whether good, bad or indifferent! Just my two cents after a lengthy discussion earlier this week with Salty.

BG.

[Blak Gekko]

Gents Salty Dogg is alive and well and still hashtagging asses left and right. LOL! I chat with him daily and to some degree Bro Vick is right. There are other guys out here performing but fail to share here on the forum which is an absolute shame! That's one factor Salty stopped contributing to the forum because no one really gave back in return. Whether good, bad or indifferent! Just my two cents after a lengthy discussion earlier this week with Salty.

BG.

He is laying low ready for possible adventures.

[Redleg27]

He is laying low ready for possible adventures.

Great ones are created here, then they fade into the background for a new generation of stars. This hobby can be draining. Not many have the longevity combined with volume Salty had.

There are some newer members that have the salty potential.

Villain.

[Viktor Vaughn]

What the fuck happened to salty?? That guy was my hero!

Great ones are created here, then they fade into the background for a new generation of stars. This hobby can be draining. Not many have the longevity combined with volume Salty had.

There are some newer members that have the salty potential.

Villain.

[Jd2011]

What the fuck happened to salty?? That guy was my hero!

[VaVouyer]

SD Just now saw this, it must have been right around the time everything went dark. PM sent. Thanks for the help bro.

VaV, PM or text me. I have a half dozen or so in the stable that might meet your criteria.

Salty.

[SaltyDog2016]

VaV, PM or text me. I have a half dozen or so in the stable that might meet your criteria.

Salty.

Good to hear. I'm pretty much the same way. Kind of searching again though as my favorite lady (thank you again for the intro) has gone to a 1 on 1. That didn't surprise me, I could only do so much since I'm "attached" and she is a really down to earth and sweet lady. Had another very long time masseuse turned friend and kink partner that moved to FL.

[VaVouyer]

This question appears in my PM, text, etc. I'm around fellas. Truth is, I shifted to a quality over quantity mindset in '18. While punanny is in abundance these days, I just got tired of feeding every one that popped up in my queue. Thus, I've scaled down to a select three or so. I've found this to be beneficial whereas you have the opportunity to completely explore her, and even attempt to add to her freakiness factors. Some don't even look for financial benefits. These unicorns are the ultimate finds. Some only require a sandwich off the dollar menu. It's quite nice!

All that said, I'm still here.

Salty.

Good to hear. I'm pretty much the same way. Kind of searching again though as my favorite lady (thank you again for the intro) has gone to a 1 on 1. That didn't surprise me, I could only do so much since I'm "attached" and she is a really down to earth and sweet lady. Had another very long time masseuse turned friend and kink partner that moved to FL.

[Man Who Will]

This question appears in my PM, text, etc. I'm around fellas. Truth is, I shifted to a quality over quantity mindset in '18. While punanny is in abundance these days, I just got tired of feeding every one that popped up in my queue. Thus, I've scaled down to a select three or so. I've found this to be beneficial whereas you have the opportunity to completely explore her, and even attempt to add to her freakiness factors. Some don't even look for financial benefits. These unicorns are the ultimate finds. Some only require a sandwich off the dollar menu. It's quite nice!

All that said, I'm still here.

Salty.

Salty.

Glad to hear our leader is alive and well. You and BG have been my stars and friends for years but I so agree with you and I found it better long ago that this game is so much more fun playing with a few high quality girls than making it a marthrone. I love when I can help develop her and concentrate on having true erotic fun with a few new and old friends.

Have fun and stay safe.

ManWhoWill.

[SaltyDog2016]

This question appears in my PM, text, etc. I'm around fellas. Truth is, I shifted to a quality over quantity mindset in '18. While punanny is in abundance these days, I just got tired of feeding every one that popped up in my queue. Thus, I've scaled down to a select three or so. I've found this to be beneficial whereas you have the opportunity to completely explore her, and even attempt to add to her freakiness factors. Some don't even look for financial benefits. These unicorns are the ultimate finds. Some only require a sandwich off the dollar menu. It's quite nice!

All that said, I'm still here.

Salty.

[MTWilliams911]

Felt this was appropriate ass art today 😀

Salty.

Where did the annual collection go?

[PercyWhite]

Felt this was appropriate ass art today 😀

Salty.

Hahaha ass looks familiar. Good to see you back in action!