Bad hygiene

[Redneck 1]

(Here's an interesting article on what specific conditions can cause various vaginal odors).

So what do different vaginal odors mean and which ones do you need to be aware of? Here's what experts say.

Fishy.

Possible cause: According to Dr. Laura Purdy, chief medical officer at Wisp, a fishy odor "could be a sign of bacterial vaginosis (BV), which occurs when the amount of lactobacilli in the body grows to an unhealthy level". A second cause, according to New York-based ob-gyn Dr. Alyssa Dweck, is a sexually transmitted infection, known as trichomoniasis, which is caused by a parasite and can cause genital itching, foul-smelling discharge and painful urination.

What experts want you to know: Both of these issues can be solved by antibiotics, so it's important to make an appointment with your doctor in order to assess the situation.

Garbage or something rotten.

Possible cause: Purdy says that there's likely one culprit in this case, a tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long. Dweck notes, "This odor is incredibly pungent and worsens with duration of this or other foreign body. It might also suggest infection or rarely, a necrosing genital tumor or growth".

What experts want you to know: If it is a tampon or other foreign body in one's vagina, remove it immediately if you're able to. Purdy says that if the smell persists or if you're unable to find the tampon string, it's "best to see a doctor". Toxic shock syndrome (TSS) is one potential risk of leaving a tampon or other foreign object, such as a menstrual cup or disc, in one's vagina for too long, and symptoms include a high fever, vomiting or diarrhea, a rash on your palms and soles, confusion, headaches and muscle aches, according to the Mayo Clinic.

Vinegar / Garlic.

Possible cause: This smell can be a sign of pH imbalance, notes Purdy. "The body naturally creates a bacteria called lactobacilli, which has a slightly acidic pH, to fight off the growth of unhealthy bacteria infections," she explains. "This smell can also be influenced by what you have been eating lately, especially if you have been eating anything with vinegar or garlic".

What experts want you to know: "A vinegar or garlic-like vaginal odor is usually nothing to worry about, unless the smell is extremely strong or you're feeling uncomfortable; if so, I recommend you speak with your doctor," Purdy says.

Ammonia / Urine.

Possible cause: The reason why you may smell urine is, well, because there is urine, says Dweck. "In some cases, urine leakage or poor toileting hygiene can lead to an ammonia-like genital odor," she says. Purdy notes that a urine-like smell may mean you are dehydrated, which would therefore cause your urine to smell more strongly. An ammonia-like smell can also indicate a urinary tract infection (UTI).

What experts want you to know: If urine leakage is a consistent issue or you suspect you have a UTI, Purdy recommends seeing a doctor.

Yeast / Corn Chips.

Possible cause: A yeast-like smell is typically a sign of a yeast infection. Dweck notes that this may come with "significant itching and thick, white discharge".

What experts want you to know: "If you notice this vaginal odor, it is best to see a doctor to get clarity on whether this could be a sign of a yeast infection," says Purdy. If it is a yeast infection, your doctor will likely prescribe an antifungal medication.

Coffee.

Possible cause: The pH of the vagina. "Coffee is slightly acidic, just as the pH of your vagina is slightly acidic," says Purdy.

What experts want you to know: No need to worry about a coffee-like smell. "This coffee scent means your lactobacilli are doing their job and keeping you healthy," Purdy explains.

Iron / Metallic.

Possible cause: An iron or metallic smell usually signifies blood, says Dweck. Purdy adds that this is usually "blood during menstruation". It's also possible for an iron or metallic smell to be present "after sexual intercourse," as this scent "can also be caused by the vagina coming into contact with semen".

What experts want you to know: "The bottom line with an iron or metallic scent is that this is nothing to worry about," says Purdy.

[MitsFunai]

Worst I ever smelled was when I was in Philippines.

I nevah need travel that far. Had one freebie when smell like rotten aku head buried in the sand for one week; no wonder was freebie.

I think he means what the infamous horny backend prison Bubba uses to break in the new "fresh meat" male prisoners using Vasoline for a quickie up the rear end.

LOL. Thought the jailhouse jelly was spit.

[Johnny14]

Just curious, what does "jail house jelly" mean?

I think he means what the infamous horny backend prison Bubba uses to break in the new "fresh meat" male prisoners using Vasoline for a quickie up the rear end.

[ButtSniffer007]

Worst I ever smelled was when I was in Philippines. About 10 years ago I was in Cebu and met in person a few girls I had met online. One of them was a dark skin girl with big natural boobs. She was actually very cute. She was 24 and said she was a virgin. I believed her. In hotel room while we were in bed and she took off her panty the smell was very bad. No way was I going to eat her pussy. I put a condom on and we had sex. It was so tight and she acted like it was painful. Lots of blood. I threw away the white sheets.

[GregBangoGang0]

I love eating fat shit woman with stink ass, I fuck their dry ass with jail house jelly and make them taste shit off my dick.

Ass Eater.

Where do you find the fat shit women?

[Redneck 1]

I love eating fat shit woman with stink ass, I fuck their dry ass with jail house jelly and make them taste shit off my dick.

Ass Eater.

Just curious, what does "jail house jelly" mean?

[AssEaterNow]

I love eating fat shit woman with stink ass, I fuck their dry ass with jail house jelly and make them taste shit off my dick.

Ass Eater.

OMG dis report is one classic. Is their scientific proof of ass sweat creeping into Poona I for tick females? Ho good memory cheap Charlie. Dis post was January 2011. What a trip

[Sukebegai]

Fortunately I've never had a bad experience during DATY but I was unfortunately paired with Mercedes at Tonbo late last year. As soon as I met her, I didn't find her attractive at all, so off to a bad start there. I was willing to give her a chance but as soon as she laid next to me, I could smell her body odor. It smelt like she never take a shower before our session. Her service was okay but I could not get into it at all. All I was thinking about was getting the knock and hoping it was an extra early knock. She was okay to talk to so at least it wasn't all bad. As soon as I got home I wiped down everything I touched and showered to get her smell off.

Same here. Never had any issues with DATY but a few years ago I tried to pickup a SW behind Longs and the moment she got in the car I could smell her BO. It was bad, so bad that I had to stop negotiations and let her out. I had to drive around with all the windows down for a good 30 minutes to air the fumes out. Pretty much stick to AMPs after that.

[GhostRecon]

Fortunately I've never had a bad experience during DATY but I was unfortunately paired with Mercedes at Tonbo late last year. As soon as I met her, I didn't find her attractive at all, so off to a bad start there. I was willing to give her a chance but as soon as she laid next to me, I could smell her body odor. It smelt like she never take a shower before our session. Her service was okay but I could not get into it at all. All I was thinking about was getting the knock and hoping it was an extra early knock. She was okay to talk to so at least it wasn't all bad. As soon as I got home I wiped down everything I touched and showered to get her smell off.

[DrMajikLuv69]

Some of you mongers might like sloppy seconds and or prefer DATY with cum from the mongers ahead of you as written in the and posted happiness thread; it's like a fetish for you, but TEHO. Would that be a post for this thread or fetish thread?

[CheapCharlie]

OMG dis report is one classic. Is their scientific proof of ass sweat creeping into Poona I for tick females? Ho good memory cheap Charlie. Dis post was January 2011. What a trip

Thanks for reposting this "classic " report Mr. Botoman. This reminded me of 2 ladies from back in the day. Kim (secret, Cache, club sun) had one hauna punani. Last time saw her at secret, went to the back booths. I dunno if was because of the cocaine she did but the smell! She found out about my post and caught hell from her! Also the late Shasha at Club Sandy / Red Orchid / Vegas Star had stink poon too. I dunno what happened. When I first met her at Stargazer, used to go see her early in the evening. Usually only customer there. Tip and full on eat her out onstage! Pussy never smelled. Forward about 10 years later. Bitchy attitude and bad hygiene. One time sat with her and ruined my white shirt. I dunno if she never shower, but dirt or make up ruined my shirt. Also once when she was dancing, removed her bikini bottom; notice a small piece of toilet paper fall out. Never really paid attention, so went for finger her. Later noticed nasty smell on finger! Smelt like chicken shit. Went DQ to wash hand. Smell never come out till next day.

[Botoman]

I also remember reading Mr. Jzjz's report on Sunny at Club Sandy. Was trying to transfer it to here, but technically challenged. Truly nasty!

OMG dis report is one classic. Is their scientific proof of ass sweat creeping into Poona I for tick females? Ho good memory cheap Charlie. Dis post was January 2011. What a trip

OK bruddahz, took one for the team with thick haole Sunny. She's young mid 20s and has cute face and hot lips, but her ass is huge with thick thighs and calfs. Did backroom for $$ yeah I prolly overpaid and wuz slow too. She asked for $$$. Howz that! OK, so she gives me good BBBJ and DATY, then I bang her covered. First mish then she ontop, then she wanted k9.

Dis is where it gets weird. She bends over for k9, and I get nasty and go into lick her puss. Their must be something about fat chicks, but it seemed like she was sweatin from all the pounding and the sweat umustuv gone down her ass crack an into her puss. Maybe fat chicks get some kind of stank shet discharge fluid floatin around the deep folds of the ass, because when the puss tasted like salty shet, just like I took a bite of a shet tube steak. Ho my mouth tasted like shet fo sure. I wanted to taste nasty pussy but tasted like ass. I couldn't breath from my nose, because the taste would come out. Couldn't breath from my mouth, because the whiffs tasted like salty stale doodoo.

Just banged her doggy and blew my nut. She gave me one towel to wipe my tiny dingaling, but instead wiped my tongue and mout off. Yes its gross, because who knows where the towel has been. But then again, my mouth tasted like sewer.

Mahaloz, Jz

[Redneck 1]

Chow, here's a blass from the pass from her ass with famous bus stop girl RIP.

That "shit pebbles" post was, and still is, a classic.

Subsequently, another monger (Hinode) posted about that same provider's breath: "Her breath was so hauna I thought I was going to vomit," and "I had to turn my head from the stench that emanated from her mouth." Although he was able to finish, he then said: "After I drove away, I deleted her number and all I could do was think of getting home asap for a shower."

Yup, those were the good old days (smile).

[CheapCharlie]

I also remember reading Mr. Jzjz's report on Sunny at Club Sandy. Was trying to transfer it to here, but technically challenged. Truly nasty!

[MitsFunai]

Chow read some of these posts and feel like throwing up.

You guys crack me up but it's not funny: Bacterial vaginosis is an overgrowth of bacteria typically present in the vagina. It's a common vaginal condition that can cause vaginal odor. Trichomoniasis, a sexually transmitted infection, also can lead to vaginal odor; vaginal stress and forgotten tampon (blood) is also hauna. The hauna just permeates and soaks into any kine materials except maybe nonporous metals; hard to get rid of it.