2005 Archived Reports

[Bear Foxtrot]

I realize that I'll probably get burned for asking this, as some of you may deem it to be "inappropriate." So, who was the last guy to have Nancy? and was she any good?

[225mmk]

I am sad to hear of Nancy as she was a nice lady. I recall either reading her or from a conversation from with her that they could operate due to grandfather clauses in the Racine laws and hope a ownership change doesn't spell the end of the place all together.

As for Kenosha, it is beyond dead for SW action.

[Member #4914]

Hows the cruise these days during the lunch hour? I'm due for a trip this week and have given up on Kenosha alltogether.

[Craven Morehead]

Today I called NRS to enquire about Nancy & heard an answering machine recording that said they're closed for 30 days & to call again then. I guess anything's possible here, they could be remodelling (long overdue), in mourning (understandable) or out recruiting some fresh talent (hope so). If they open again in 30 days it'll be just in time for the Xmas rush.

Craven in Mourning (CIM)

[Craven Morehead]

It's a sad day if Nancy has really passed away. But perhaps there will be some changes at the spa. If there's a 35 yo working there then perhaps some changes have already started. First time I went there many years ago I was serviced by a very busty middle-aged gal, never seen again. Things went downhill after that as the staff have aged & are dying off. I called there twice & spoke to Nancy, asking who was working there. She told me the names of the usual suspects so I told her she needed to get some young ladies in there. She got defensive & said she couldn't afford to pay for them to be trained & to get their masseuse licences(!) Now I didn't see any certificates on the walls while I was there, like you might see in a dentist office. Next time I see Simpleton I'll check to make sure she has one of these licences. I'd hate to think she might be doing something illegal.

I just realized something: see my post of 10/29/05: was this Nancy I was about to pick up?

R&T - Can you provide any details of the 35 yo you saw? Chest size, customer friendliness etc?

CM

[Rub & Tugged]

I went to Nancy Rae salon for the first time on Monday, there was a hag in there named Alice, but I got HR from a brown haired lady that was probably 35. I didn't ask her name. They said Nancy Rae died on 10/28/05.

[Craven Morehead]

Carb - Never seen Alyssa, but when I hear about low prices I get pretty aroused. Any info you can share?

Alexios - No news on Simpleton but you can pick her up (& others like her) after dark on S Memorial.

Craven

[Bear Foxtrot]

I'd like to see Simpleton opening the door to spit while the suds are spraying. She still calls me regularly to try to set up an encounter but I don't know I want to ever again. Some of you seem interested in her but if you saw her on the street you'd keep on driving.

CM

Judging by what you said before, I'd not only stop but pick her up. Come on man, tell us more!

[Carb]

Anyone ever have any contact with Alyssa in Kenosha/Racine? Her prie is on the lower range of escorts; just curious. Carb

[Craven Morehead]

Mid afternoon this week I spied a prospective vendor on Douglas sitting on the wall across from the Thrift Shop so I spun around the block for a 2nd look. This gal was blond-ish & had tits on her so I was immediately intrigued. I had her attention & she was heading towards one of the side streets for the pick up. She had a very unusual way of walking & obviously had some disabilities - walking like a drunk Herman Munster with a limp. I had pulled a few yards down the side street & she tried to walk faster to get to me then realized she couldn't pick up the pace, which was part entertaining & part sad. As she got closer to me I could see she had more than walking problems & her face was pale & all twisted to one side & she had a huge scar on her face & I immediately had a vision of Dawn of the Dead. So I cracked the window & yelled "see ya later, honey" & hit the gas. As I drove off I started kicking myself & wished I'd picked her up. Part of the thrill with this hobby is meeting the people & having some unique experiences - & I've never had zombie head before. Maybe some of you fellas have seen her on the street so let me know.

I ended up calling one of my favorite regulars who's back in town & we went to a new place (new for me) - a parking garage right downtown - for some of her relaxing therapeutical treatment. This new place made me think of one of you who'd suggested going to a car wash - something I need to try. I'd like to see Simpleton opening the door to spit while the suds are spraying. She still calls me regularly to try to set up an encounter but I don't know I want to ever again. Some of you seem interested in her but if you saw her on the street you'd keep on driving.

CM

[Bear Foxtrot]

Call me crazy, but I want to hear more about Simpleton.

[TwistedBrother]

It also continues to amaze me HOW MANY women out there will perform sex for money. In the small number of towns I've driven around in I've hardly ever seen the same SW twice - & I've seen many. Add that to all the women in the places I've never been to & all the women who perform in porn & I'd guess 30% of the female adult population would suck dick for a few $$. Reminds me of what my buddy says: Women are all the same; they just have different names.

Craven.

Just wanted to comment on this interesting point. When I'm hunting I usually take the perpspective that there's a lot of them out there that are SWs, but just don't know it yet. That's why I always take an interest in ANY woman walking on the streets ... of course it's not just the streets, but all sorts of other odd places, like Lefty used to point out. The hard times we live in make a difference too. I've picked up a few women over the years who really thought they just wanted a ride, but were convinced to do the deed. Or they think they're going to give a straight massage and are talked into more.

[Craven Morehead]

This week I got desparate again & decided to call Simpleton for one last time (just like the last time). I spoke to her one afternoon & said I'd be calling her at 5:30am the next day. At 5:31 she calls me asking "what's up?" We got together again before the sun came up but when I picked her up I could tell she'd been crying. This didn't seem to affect the performance however which was as good as ever: both hands on my thighs & head bobbing like crazy. I didn't ask her about the tears, but my guess is she wants a long term relationship with me & is getting emotionally attached. You know how women get sometimes.

CM

[Yyxx]

I used to come over to the Wisc. boards to ready Lefty, but now it's you Craven. You continue to entertain. I hope to sample the Ra-scene when I visit in November. Thanks to you and everyone for the informative posts.

I agree. Well done, C -- "Simpleton Funbags" is the best nickname I've heard in years.

[TwistedBrother]

one of my regulars appeared out of nowhere & tried to push in front of her, hissing & yelling that I belonged to her. I laughed, yelling I'd see them later & hit the gas, as they argued on the sidewalk. Nice to have the SWs fighting over me, if nobody else does these days.

I looked into her eyes & could see all the way through to the back of her head. Very few in Racine are the greatest quality but the performance is usually mindblowing. Check em out fellas.

Craven.

I used to come over to the Wisc. boards to ready Lefty, but now it's you Craven. You continue to entertain. I hope to sample the Ra-scene when I visit in November. Thanks to you and everyone for the informative posts.