2005 Archived Reports

[Bear Foxtrot]

Snowblowers are great. They sure beat shovelling.

This week I hooked up with Simpleton at her place for some good no-hands therapy. Here's a pic she let me take.

CM

Wow...I never thought she would look that good. ...No wonder she's becoming a fan favourite. Good call Craven..I think I'm in love..

[TwistedBrother]

Yeah, she looks a little better than I would have thought from what you have said. Will look forward to my next trip to that area.

[Big A]

Nice Rack Craven!!!

[Craven Morehead]

Snowblowers are great. They sure beat shovelling.

This week I hooked up with Simpleton at her place for some good no-hands therapy. Here's a pic she let me take.

CM

[Hoehoehoe]

Guys, that's called a snowblower

Or maybe she eats it with jizz on it, just like they do with maple syrup

HHH

[Bend It]

LOL Craven! Carrying around a tub of snow?!? You gotta love a b***h who brings her own accessories . . .

[Craven Morehead]

Very early one morning I couldn't sleep so I hit the Racine streets & found them empty at first. A call to Simpleton struck out & her telephone mail box is full & she's not answering. So I took one more cruise up & down Douglas & saw an OK looker & I went in for the pick up. Got some decent (not great) car head from Tracy, who wanted to go on about how she needed money to pay for some clothes on layaway at Target & how her mother's on a dialysis machine - all ploys to appeal to the sympathetic part of me. So, in the spirit of the season I gave her a tip & she seemed pretty happy. She said she'll be out on Douglas again around midnight. As I was leaving the hood I spotted 2 more likely prospects.

Last week a gal got into my car carrying a margerine tub with some white stuff in it & in the dark I wasn't sure what it was - it looked like lard. It turns out she had clean snow from her balcony which she chomped on before going down on the big weapon. Man, if a gal offers to give you some snow-head don't turn it down!

Craven

[Member #4914]

Cruised all the Ray-town strips twice today, NO action out at lunch and almost none from 5pm-7:30pm, not much LE out either and Nancy Raes was still closed. So not much to report since the deep freeze has everyone inside hiding, pass the joint.

[Craven Morehead]

Just had another Simpleton experience, where she dropped her top & gave my muscle system a good oral working over. After she'd finished me off she immediately decided to start talking to me about something. Now I can't understand her at the best of times, so no way is anything making sense with a load of goop in her mouth. Maybe she's savoring the taste, I don't know. She goes by Ree & her answering machine message I think says it's Maria, but that too is tough to comprehend. My guess is her last name is Tarred. Poor, dumb Simpleton. Of course I'm not so smart - if I was I wouldn't be seeing her.

Anyone picked up a Carol from Racine?

CM

[JustJoe]

So, what is the door fee here and what is a usual tip?

[Geezer1948]

Been out of town and just now read the news. Did a search online and found a brief obit. Knew her well enough to be certain it was her. She'd been in bad health for years - asthma & emphysema. I'll miss her.

I went to Nancy Rae salon for the first time on Monday, there was a hag in there named Alice, but I got HR from a brown haired lady that was probably 35. I didn't ask her name. They said Nancy Rae died on 10/28/05.

[ABigGuy60084]

Lisa is a bbw ( size 12 )that is about 38 years old. She has a shy demeanor but was very entertaining. She said she used to work there 4-5 years ago. She told me she works on Thursday and Friday. I was trying to see what Sandra looked like but she was off. Nice daty and russian finish.

[Craven Morehead]

This week I couldn't reach my 2 favorite regulars so I decided to give Simpleton one more try and man-o-man am I glad I did. I got to know her a little better on this visit: Seems her father was always telling her what to do so she's moved into a place of her own & she's so much happier now. I drove us to a secluded spot, played with the funbags & got some great head-bobbing therapy as I did the reacharound. She was clean & almost likeable this time so I'll be taking her up on the offer to go to her place next time.

Abigguy - Can you give us more info on Lisa at NRS? Is the Spa open again now? Thoughts of Nancy makes you wonder about her in the afterlife. Is she giving those topless handjobs to St Peter or Adolf Hitler?

Craven

[Rub & Tugged]

Nancy Rae probably gave her last HR to the doctor to settle up the bill. Her medical chart probably said she had the right arm of a 21 year old from decades of exercising it.

[ABigGuy60084]

Had a nice visit with Lisa. Still the same Sandy and Alice but seems like they are doing some upgrades.