2005 Archived General Reports

[Big White]

Today, my mind and body feel like I got hit by a train. Its becoming increasingly clear that when two or more mongers meet up, all-night debauchery is sure to follow. Such was the case recently when I met up at one of the local bars with LL and one of his partners-in-crime, hereinafter given the pimp name Baltimore Benz (BB) for purposes of this story.

I was the first to get to the bar and immediately was cornered by India and Skittles - those luscious ladies described in recent reports. When I mentioned to India that LL was on his way, she leapt into my arms, hugging me. I had heard from another independent source that India mentioned that LL was one of her few clients that made her bust a nut. Despite this stated affection for LL, I had already determined that I would seek to steal India's heart from LL, particularly as she said that she was returning to Vegas in the morning. The sight of that tight ass can drive a man to do things normally out of character - you know, the little head/big head dichotomy thingy.

Besides Skittles and India, the talent was not running deep that night. In fact, the scene evoked visions of a VH1 special of "I loved the 80's" as the women would make the perfect cast for a reunion of ladies, I would guess, who walked 14th street in the 80's. All that was missing to set the scene was some Hammer-time blasting from the always, way too loud speakers (C'mon, sing it with me - Can't touch this ....).

I settled into a seat away from the bar to have a cigar, and observe the scene through the smoky haze while waiting for the boys to arrive.
Soon thereafter, LL and BB entered the bar.

[cut to the next scene. In the meantime, some grab-assing with the girls, some drinking, and some strategic planning took place.]

The next scene finds myself, LL, and Baltimore Benz back at the WhiteLair with Heaven, India, and Skittles, where we retreated to toast a farewell and
Godspeed to India on her trip back to Vegas. Many unmentionable events occurred, but eventually, I found myself charming Heaven, LL was still glued to India, now India LoveLOS, and BB took a definite liking to the Skittles, her of former steam-room fame. You all know what happened next.

Since there doesn't seem to be a description of Heaven on the board, she is an ebony princess with somewhat of a medium frame. Nicely put together in tight jeans, 36 or so sized breasts, and a great smile. Her age (late 20's, maybe early 30's), two children, and the toll that being in the game bring leave her with perhaps not as tight of a package as, for example, India or Skittles; however, Heaven makes up for this with her maturity and attitude to please. Beauty and performance come in all forms. I had a first, nice session with Heaven - CBJ, CG, and doggie which was a good performance.

Afterwards, I was planning on putting my plan into action to steal India's heart, however, a mixture of time running short, rides, pimps, and so forth foiled that plan. As such, since I had already promised to give Heaven a ride home, I agreed to a second session with her, sort of an early New Year's party. In fact, before I had even met up with LL and BB, I had been with my regular, so going a third time for me is unusual. Since, at this time, we were alone, Heaven and I relaxed on the WhiteLair sofa where Heaven mentioned watching some porno (knowing that the extra simulation would facilitate the process). She can be a naughty girl as we discussed our fetishes. As a note of caution, Heaven does have a business mind and did try to upsell and change the terms of agreement in both sessions. For example, she said that one of her fetishes was being fucked in the ass. I said ok, and she said it would be extra. I told her that since it was her fetish, I should instead get a reduced rate for the service . Nothing doing with that, but the second time, I can rate the CBJ way, way up there. Heaven's technique was on her knees, some tongue, some suction, occasional hand motion, and great eye contact.

Face: 8
Body: 7 on the milf scale
Attitude: 6 - Points off for the attempted upsell and changing of terms in both sessions.

[Pumpkinhead]

IC.

RE: Paula

First impressions are most important in any type of service industry; as a paying customer, waiting for good service to "come around" or "achieve a fav status" in an AMP-heavy town like DC is pretty foolish, as the saying goes "to many girls, not enough time!"

I suggest to any fellow hobbyist, if "you no likey" just move on.

MnV

I know what you mean. In most cases this should but there are always a few that you may want a repeat performance because you can see the potential. Paula was one of those for me. Even though I thought she was hot I wasn't really impressed by her first performance. I still dug her. WHen I wnet back, her repeat was top notch. I have seen her several times since and each time has been better than before with a few different moves added in each time.

[Hondo Lane]

Phone: 571 436-6993. I called Bronzie for a tactical assessment of my NOVA location; I had planned to stay overnight in DC and was only prepared to find ladies working in that area. True to form, he found several selections in my area on his handy computer.

I picked Milani but she was not available so I went with Vanessa. Nice lady who looks alot like her pictures although the pics do not show so acne scars from her childhood. They cover up good with her makeup.

I also think she may be a bit pregnant. That said, she was a good technician. The downside for me was she reminded me physically of my ex which is a definite turnoff. Hondo

Government is a disease masquerading as its own cure.

[Hondo Lane]

Went to IHC on Friday about 1 p.m. and saw Jenni (sp). She was from Pusan by way of NY. 24 yo, About 5'6'', 125 lbs, long legs; classic Korean features well put together for a pretty countenance; nice boob job.

Was not crazy, wonderful Linda from Royal but did a good technical job. You know the drill.

Saw a few attractive ladies floating around there. Alot of new businesses at that compound. I think the AMPS are feeling somewhat insecure and are hedging their bets.

Hondo

Government is a disease masquerading as its own cure.

[Mr Boh]

The posting that Mr Boh had worn out Mimi, just put the greatest smile on this old farts face!. If there were even the slighest chance that it could be true!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mighty Spearsman, my thanks for even saying it might have happened. Yes, Mimi and I had as wonderfull and fully successfull get together, that was in a class with Angel. They are each, in a different style and methodology the best.

Mimi and I had an early visit. The post of less than Mimi's best talked about the crowd at MCI. Thus, I concludethat there were several hours between our visits.

Again, Mighty Spearsman, what a wonderfull thing it would be if true. Before the internet, was a different thing. Multiple bells happened. By now an evening with Angel, Mimi, and that quality of lady are different.

Our activities were slow, and takes some time to even build up a HEAD of steam. I started very slow and relaxed with Mimi, trying to build up a mutual respect, and getting to appreciate each other. Mimi had an demonstrated, and obvious good time, with my massage of her. Her efforts were not HARD bring satisfaction.

If Mimi was tired it must have been because of the time from the start of the ball game, until it was over.

Mr Boh does not make an effort to tread on a fellow mongers turf. If he reads a great about an AMP lady, including all the details, he will follow up on anothers postings. I received a message about Angel being another Board Member best steady partner. He expressed that all was fine based on my respectful words.

Angel has gone on vacation till about the 9th. Mimi will then vacation. Both will return!!!!

New Years Eve is a day and a half away. Will not tread into Mimi's friends business.

Without any prospects, I would appreciate any information, and referal on any ladies they have been with and would not feal bad about seing her. Looks are not the prime directive. For this time it would be great for wild, do it all, with a hottie, who is good at getting the best from an old fart.

Be safe out there, there are free rides home for those that put too many belts down.

[Mighty Spearsman]

Headed up to Sun Club last night as I had called ahead to see if Mimi was available. Had to walk in through the Wizard's crowd. Mimi was available and I hate to say but she provided sub-standard "Mimi" service but then again it was still better than most other girls out there.

Big THANKS to Jackson for upgrade to senior status!

First, congrats on becoming a Senior Member!

Definitely sounds as if Mr. Boh had worn out Mimi ahead of time, which may be why your session with her was somewhat "sub-standard." I've sometimes experienced the same situation - when a girl is particularly busy, and has no time to rest or catch her breath, smoke a cigarette, drink some green tea or eat some kimchee, the service level will invariably drop at least a little. They are human beings, not robots, as we all know.

Your best bet is to stop by during a slow time, such as late afternoon, but of course that's not always possible.

[The Speaker]

After going to Ok Spa, I noticed another massage parlor on the same block a few buildings down. I had to go. On the door it said Youngs, but in the paper it said Venus World. A provider answered the door. She was so hot, except that her lips were really chapped/cracked, and her teeth were in bad shape. She said another girl will be doing my massage. 5 minutes later Sugar comes in. Not that good looking, but there were two things that stuck out about her, those large, fake tits! Massage was okay, but quick also. After that, went on to the second massage. It was just okay, except when she rubbed me with her tits. She kept wrenching in pain (maybe because of me or all the other people before me that day) so just finished in between her tits which was the best thing that night. Her back was real rough for some reason. The place was small, not in good shape. The massage table was really bad too (probably real cheap bed). I won't go back there unless I see a really good review of a good provider there.

[Randy Farang]

Well the ace invesigative reporters from Fox have broken the story of the year. They told the local audience that Craigslist (in SAN DIEGO) actually has offers of prostitution! I'm shocked.

Essentially they said that the San Diego PD does some follow up and makes some arrests. The story was shot at a desk with a computer, but you couldn't tell if it was in the police station, or the television station. The reporter asks the detective about police concerns and the cop claims that we're worried about potential pedophile problems.

Then the dumbass reporter picks up the phone and calls a couple of providers. He acts really surprised that they don't want to talk to him. Gosh, when he says "Hi! This is Billy Dumbass from Fox News and I want to know how much you charge?" and the caller ID says either San Diego Police Department or Fox News wouldn't you think that any reasonable provider would want to carry on a detailed conversation?

There wasn't any discussion of a local Craigslist, and there wasn't any follow up by the local staff. I agree with other posters, all this story is likely to do is to introduce a whole new group of mongers to the potential of CL.

Happy New Year to all my fellow mongers.

Randy

[The Speaker]

Went to this OK Spa to see if it was any good cause I never heard anything about it (maybe because it was another name).Went into the lobby, got buzzed in immediately, went to the 3rd floor. Mamasan greeted me and escorted me to the room. Soon later a Korean girl came in named Coffee. I asked her three times what her name was cause her English was not very clear. She is 22 years old, maybe a 6 on a rating scale. She was not really hot, just kinda plain. Table shower was terrible, she was way to rough with the scrub and wash. I was going to ask for another girl, but decided to just go with it. Go back to the room, terrible massage, if you want to call it that. It was literally 3 minutes before she told me to turn over. Decided to do the other massage with was just okay. Started with alot of rubbing and grinding, then the different positions was good. She was also too loud during the session. When we were finished, she kept asking how was her service today? When I tried to tell her, she absolutely did not understand me. So received more massage, a trip to the sauna, and another quick shower. I give her a 9 for the effort she put into it. But maybe it was because she was there, in the country for less than a week. This place was very clean and fancy compared to the other places I have been to. They had a sitting room, plenty of rooms and girls too. I will come back here definitely, atleast one time, but with another girl.

[Trick Williams]

I saw it... They didnt really say much, just that it wasnt safe cause CL could lead to pedephiles trying to solicit children... Thats a load of crap cause Ive visited CL for a awhile and have never seen anything like that... I think CL is gonna be even more crowded now... It was kind of funny cause these idiots were actually calling up providers trying to get a response LOL!!!

[I Jags]

For amount single women in Mes Health. 2 years in a row. Do they actually live in DC? If so, does anyone know why so many women there?

[Dc Travel 2003]

As posted on CL. Investigation of CL, Eros etc

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/121346509.html

Will watch and see what us up and post summary.

Didn't miss much. Will probably have reverse effect of making CL even more popular for people who did not know about it. Sorry bunch used story from San Diego instead of DC. Said ads bordered on prostitution/solicitation because the ads mentioned price. Oh well. It's not even sweeps week!

[Dc Travel 2003]

As posted on CL. Investigation of CL, Eros etc

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/121346509.html

Will watch and see what us up and post summary.

[Junky11]

long before i knew of this board i hunted in greensboro. 5, 6 7 or more amps. who knew how many. one evening i hit four of them in a mile or so. like the buffalo they covered the land. we took them for granted.

then le struck and they were gone. they do not appear to have returned except for the stray 40+ amp worker with plastic gloves.

rage, rage against the dying of the light. hondo

you're right hondo, its the lull before the storm. the dc amps will all be gone in the next month or two. i'm curious to know how many providers, mongers and operators will get busted before its all over. i also wonder how many providers might end up being illegal aliens or ****d. the ****d are probably few in the amps (it has happened in the past) but i would not be surprised if many were here illegally.

[Sugoi Nippon]

Hey, I know the feeling, sometimes I cant wait to bust that nut and nothing like a stupid seastbelt is going to get in the way.

Thanks for posting pics, they are appreciated, just giving you a hard time.

Be safe twice,

DD