2005 Archived Reports

[Jim Rob]

Also went to Ivy to check out the talent and met I believe it was Jenny. She was average at best. Massage and TS was average at best also. I did ask her to strip down and give me a HJ. And she said, $150. if you want me to take my clothes off. And I said are out of your fucking mind ??

Anyway, she was a ***** and as soon as I had my release, I left. She did not want me to even touch her butt fully clothed. Will never go there again

Asian Shark

It's too bad you didn't read my reports before about this place.

[Asian Shark]

Went to Ivy Therapy last week. Only looking for typical NVA fare. Got Jenny. Young, ok looking. Two cups. One in shower, one in room. Had a nice gentle touch. This place doesn't seem to offer alot of extras but that's all I was looking for.

Mack

Also went to Ivy to check out the talent and met I believe it was Jenny. She was average at best. Massage and TS was average at best also. I did ask her to strip down and give me a HJ. And she said, $150. if you want me to take my clothes off. And I said are out of your fucking mind ??

Anyway, she was a ***** and as soon as I had my release, I left. She did not want me to even touch her butt fully clothed. Will never go there again

Asian Shark

[Zoomster]

I finally picked up the BSW that hangs out in front of the Target on Route 1 the other day. This was around 1:30 p.m. She calls herself Kika (someone else I think posted her name as Tika - whatever her name, it's something "eeka"). To make matters more confusing, the red-haired BSW I picked up by the nearby cat clinic earlier seems to go by the same moniker. They are definitely different girls. Or maybe I just need to get my hearing checked.

Anyhow, Kika has a room and for three jacksons a full menu is available. She was quiet, but seemed nice enough. A little too chunky for my tastes, but certainly willing to please. I indulged mainly out of curiosity, having seen her so many times. I almost laughed when she said she was rarely in the area - there are probably permanent impressions of her feet on the access road pavement from her daily strolling.

[Vamonger]

Well I decided to try my old haunt 1 more time to see if I was 'remembered' there or not. Lee, the heavier mamasan, answered the door and knew exactly who I was. I related my unfortunate lack of props by what I discovered was a visiting NYC mamasan, Kim. Lee went right over and made sure that Angie, an unidentified 2nd provider and my provider Gina knew I was a known man.

Was provided Gina who was younger than the previously mentioned Angie, and better looking than the unidentified provider I saw in passing. Gina is probably 5'5" or so with fair skin and medium length hair. Cute face and a decent body, maybe a bit of a pooch. She has natural B's. TS was average. After a light neck/shoulder massage and actually a nice foot massage, muscle training commenced. While Gina speaks Francais, her dialect was a bit toothy, but passable and enthusiastic. Alas, my berries were neglected and Gina seemed to be allergic. The training was ok, and there appeared to be some spur marks (read bruises) on her flanks from a previous jockey. Gina said things were too large and she was tired. This mantra got old fast so I finished up training. Was in/out in about 45 mins or so. Think I'll keep making the trek to Happiness for a while.

I guess like all things in life, we run in cycles. Mena is on 2 months of Korea vacation and things seem to be on the downward trend for provider at present IMHO. Thank god Tijuana is only 2 weeks away!

VAM

[Mack287]

Went to Ivy Therapy last week. Only looking for typical NVA fare. Got Jenny. Young, ok looking. Two cups. One in shower, one in room. Had a nice gentle touch. This place doesn't seem to offer alot of extras but that's all I was looking for.

Mack

[Member #4032]

Like many of you I've wasted some cash at a couple of NOVA joints lately.

First visit was Best Therapeutic. I saw both Hunju and a lady named Sue, I think, in recent trips. Hunju has large breasts, but she's also a large woman, and only gave a reluctant HJ. I definitely wouldn't recommend her.

Sue is younger, skinny, with C breasts. Face is a little ugly though. She started with a solid massage then grabbed my dick with me on my stomach and gave a slow HJ, almost making me blow. On the flip, she let me take her top off, but that was it. I'm probably not going back, but if you have to go to Best, she's the better option.

Next was to SunStar in Fairfax. Had an old, probably 50 year old provider named Sue also. Not attractive but actually a lot of fun. Gave a nice rubbing in the shower and even gave me a BBBJ back in the room, but finished with HJ. Once again, I don't plan to repeat, but she does give the BBBJ.

I'm running low on cash, but am kind of intrigued by the posts on Angie at Sakura. Does anyone have any more info? Are the breasts as nice as NewMan says? Hows the CBJ?

Thanks for any help.

[Wayward One]

Went to the Chinese Condos (listed under Asian Beauties). Koko, easily in her 40's, small, trim, size B cups, dragon lady kind of appearence. About a 6. The appartment was a nice change from spas. Sparce, with a bed on the floor. She didn't speak much English, Koko is Chinese.

Two call system. Koko meets me behind the door in lingerie.
She asked if I wanted a shower. I said yes and she let me wash myself ( a slight disapointment), she then towelled me off, and leads me to the bed. She asks for money. I give her $.6. She takes it, goes into another room and returns. She proceeds to put a towel on the bed, and then lightly grazes my back, and periodically tickles me. Koko is playful, a feathery stimulating massage, and then she gestures me to turn over. More playful teasing, and then she goes into HJ. She takes off her clothes. She mistakes me for Ustrongman (Man, that guy seems to get to most of the ladies before me). Worrying that maybe she's going to stick to HJ, I ask her for BJ, she says she doesn't understand. Hmm, how to delicately get my point across? She points to herself, and says, you want this? Sure. She proceeds to get out some rubbing alcohol and a cover, and has some difficulties getting it applied. Eventually she gets it on, and again misidentifies me, who am I to correct her - she seems more happy than upset. She starts with CG. She has a very shallow depth (the 3rd shallowist I've ever encountered, and the shallowist for any masseuse I've known). She seems to be in pain for a short while, eventualy the pain seems to be replaced with shock and joy. She seems to get into it. Later switch to mish, and finish doggie.
Koko showers and walks me to the door.

Koko was fun, I felt giddy at times, as though I was in high school. Not exactly what I would call GFE, but nowhere near mechanical. Somewhere happily inbetween. I think if I worked in tysons, I would go have lunch there on a semi-regular basis. I feel like I've cheated on my regular mamasan though. I'm thinking maybe Thai next or possibly japanese (anyone tried oriental-spicy?). I had a great time, and the variety was nice, but I don't think I would go out of my way often to repeat.

Maybe it's just me, but I'm beginning to think that naming an Asian girl Koko is like naming an English guy Jeeves. You're pretty much making their career choices for them.

[Hugh Jardon]

I reviewed her a couple years ago and got the same response.

She is a sweetie!

[Sam Says]

Thank's for the reply's! I'll be at the sheraton national near the penagon the second week of oct. so thats where i'll be starting from. I really would like to try downtown but I may have to stick to NOVA AMPS just to be safe. any more sugestions so that I don't end up being a statistic on virginia hiways will be appreciated.

Samsays

[DcDonkey]

That woman has been well (and often) reviewed on several DC area boards. Once you mention the "two cup rule" then EVERYONE knows who you are talking about.

I've gotten numerous PMs from mongers looking for more details, from (seemingly) well established Senior Member sharing info all the way down to lurkers with 0 posts that were ignored.

[Drew Park]

About three weeks ago I saw a provider in the Vienna area that was off da hook! Her face was only OK, but the body was nice and the service was exceptional in all respects; the provider *demanded* that I provide her with two cups of coffee.

That woman has been well (and often) reviewed on several DC area boards. Once you mention the "two cup rule" then EVERYONE knows who you are talking about.

[LimpetSharkm4]

I was leaving the Rt 1 area after two passes and finally got luck. Saw the first girl "Alyssa" around near the Great American and was walking toward the dealerships. She was a 7 if not 8. She was wearing a white skirt with black top. I stopped and talked to her and got great service behind one of the down streets for .40 with bbbj with full services following for another .20. Soon as I leave her by the 7-11 on a side street, I am driving now toward 95 Ft Belvoir and here is another one arguing with boyfriend by the McDonalds and old Michaels Store that is closing.... I followed them across the street to get a better look at her. She was not bad either. When I get back in town :leaving to Arizona tonight" I am going to find that second one that just happen to get away because I already was serviced.

[Rev333]

micheals store moved further south close to the home depot in that new shopping center.

rev333

[DcDonkey]

About three weeks ago I saw a provider in the Vienna area that was off da hook! Her face was only OK, but the body was nice and the service was exceptional in all respects; the provider *demanded* that I provide her with two cups of coffee.

In the interest of discretion I won't get into too many details here, but you can PM for details.

Drained,

DC Donkey

[LimpetSharkm4]

I saw them taking down the sign for that store last week when I was in the area on the hunt. The area is going down even though it is somewhat congested. I will be looking tomorrow but I live a great distance from work and only there in the very early mornings and leaving the area in the early afternoons. I might have to try anothe area when I can not be caught by anyone person.