2005 Archived Reports

[Bcssylf]

Went to Soo Guong in Dumfries yesterday. Koko is awesome. Says she is 33 but looks 25. Huge tits for an asain. Super friendly.

[Tjayy]

I don't know abouy K but Best is in between a tire shop and a deli.

[SSLC1]

I was out west, and thought I would try Best or K Accupressure, thinking if one was closed, I could walk over to the other. I didn't find the building. According to the house number (14240) shouldn't it be between the Ski Chalet and Gold's Gym? There is only a small body of water.

[LexLuther]

Inquiring minds want to know. What the hell is a Southern France tan?

Lex

[Vamonger]

As traffic sucked, I decided to stop in for a quick tan @ Champions earlier this week. Drew Gina who was pretty cute. Pre-tanning cleaning was good. The tanning session was pretty good with Gina being enthusiastic to be sure I had the best tan possible. She introduced me to a special Southern France tan that was very nice.

Session went longer than I've had there before and left quite satisfied. Saw a cute tanning specialist on the way out who I determined was Julie. Think I'll have her help me next time.

VAM

[Drew Park]

Still trying to confirm in my mind if this was the girl in the ad. I will not return.

Only once did I see the actual girl in the ad. The rest were stand-ins.

[Gulliver]

Decided to give them a try located in Tyson's typical two call system but in my case about 5 because they were so busy they kept telling me to wait just a little bit. Anyhow finally made it in and took my shoes off at the door. Then was led to a sparsely furnished room. The women about 40 ish was 5'3 and 125 lbs and was a 6 in my book. Was asked if I wanted to shower and was showed to the bathroom but no attempt to help me was offered not even to dry off .Back in the room the massage was poor and lackluster she was in a hurry to get to the main event which was the same boring! This is just straight line factory service which I'm sure there is a market for just not with me . Atleast the price was market fair at 160. Still trying to confirm in my mind if this was the girl in the ad. I will not return.

[Benefactor9]

Today was a great Sunday. Considering that all but one of my picks in the football pool won their game, there couldn't be much going wrong, right?

So I stopped by my favorite AMP, and I got my favorite girl. House fee of .6 and the $ for the service I wanted - like usual. She practiced some moves on me that I hadn't felt before at an AMP, and it made a great impression.

By the way, whichever one of you mongers was in the next room... I don't know what the hell you and the masseuse were doing in there, but it sounded like a herd of elephants tromping through the building. I swear to God, it did. At one point when my girl had taken my VIP card to the mamasan, I put my ear against the wall to listen. You guys were up to some naughty stuff in there.

It isn't important to this story, but I received the best massage of my life tonight on that platform. Thank you very much. If you want to know who the secret girl is, just send me a private message.

She doted on me, and we cuddled for a while. She chatted and showed me how to write her name in Korean, and I shared my secrets for making a sauce to go over spaghetti.

It was time to leave, and the mamasan came to escort me out of the building. I raided the candy dish on my way to the door.

But then the dooorbell rang. Mamasan looked at me, and I looked back at her quite seriously. "You don't want to see customer?" No, I did not.

In a comical display of concern, Mamasan ushered me into the closet and closed the door behind me, and then she went to the front door to let in another monger. I heard her come to the door to the closet to let me out, but then she stopped. The loud elephant monger from the other room was coming out, and she let him out through the exit.

Once I had taken inventory of all the girls' clothes, the baby oil, plastic cups, and toilet paper, Mamasan returned to release me. She apologized, and I sucked on my peppermint with delight.

The only thing of note to happen after that was seeing the elephant-noise-stomping monger as he walked out about twenty ards ahead of me.

He looked just like my ex-girlfriend's father.

I'm not sure, but I don't think that these things are supposed to happen.

[Tom Thumbs]

Nice, I like it!

Seen Angie a little older then the norm for HWC maybe 29 or so, nice girl I'll give her an 8.

[LexLuther]

Steelerman,

TER is "The Erotic Review".

Lex

[Patch24m]

When surfing CL I have noticed that some adds say "check my reports at TER". Does anyone know what TER means?

www.the************.com they charge $20 a month. mostly review escorts. nothing beats this forum though!

How bout that for a first post!

[Steelerman]

When surfing CL I have noticed that some adds say "check my reports at TER". Does anyone know what TER means?

[Steelerman]

I always have a good time with her, likes to talk, very friendly...massage is adequate but thats not why Im there. I like the way she clicks when she needs you to move. I think its cute. Ive been massaged by her 3 times in a row now but I think Im ready for some new talent. You got to keep it fresh. She started asking me to take her out and she gave me her number but I think I would like to keep it professional.

I like the new VIP cards. Its about time.

[Walking Dead]

It's been a couple of years since I reported (kinda lost track of the website). I have been out of the hobby for a while and cannot believe you get so little for the money you spend at the NOVA Amps. I did hit Champions around last X-mas, and paid about $140 for CBJ, but I realize things and personell change. Anyway on to Rt.1.

I have been trying to hit it at varying times of the day. It has always been my opinion that you can forget about it after 11:30PM, there is not enough traffic to provide coverage to the providers from LE.

I hit around 1:30PM today (Friday) saw a probable thick, pretty, young BSW walking across the Appleby's parking lot. Had on hot pink top with denim short skirt that was so high you could see the booty.

Up the hill on the other side of the road was a lady (???) I have seen walking the area at various times of the day. She (???) is tall, dark with medium length black hair. She (???) has had on sunglasses every time I have seen her, and I am willing to bet everyone is better off if they stay on her face. She usually has on a fake leather bright pink (salmon) leather coat. I would say she is a definite and not a probable.

I realize there is not much here, but I have invested a lot of time (and gas money) looking for life on Rt. 1. I miss the old days of Theresa (or as some of you referred to her "The Old Hag") who was always courteous, gave good service, and could be located by the bus stop in front of the palm reader. (BBBJCIM for $30.00). Some people complained that she reeked, all I can say is yes she was a smoker.

I hope other mongers might use this info to stir up some interest in Rt. 1 once again.

Walking Dead

[Gulliver]

Had the opportunity to stop by SWC last night and was looking for Jae but only Young was available she is not a looker about a 5. Opted for a hour paid the house fee.8 and off to the table shower which I thought was very thorough and relaxing. Back at the room Young provided a very good and sensual massage which is a good change of pace. Then on the flip only HR was available so of course I opted in, was able to roam a little but nothing to the effect of tales of Jae, and then nice clean up and off I went Left .6 tip Overall the service,which I knew what I was gonna be getting, was good at a 7.5 I would recommend the place if you want a good ts with massage and a hr.

G Travels