Tales From The Hobby-close calls / misadventures / etc

[JaxSince1982]

One Saturday morning I was on the prowl in the baymeadows 95 area. Stopped for a soda at the BP and as I left spotted a prospect walking toward the cluster of motels. I pulled into the Dennys parking lot to chat her up. She asked for a ride to the motel 6 so I said sure. Along the way she said her and her friends were there for the past few days. As we rounded the corner I saw a marked police car, I pulled into a spot, as me and my new friend got out I said we should agree to know each other from Winn-Dixie and that we had run into each other at the bar last night. The officer stopped us and asked for I'd. He separated us and the one guy interviewed me. Told him how we knew each other and that we were going to hang out in her room. He runs my I'd and reg and it comes back clean. He tells me that she and some DBs are robbing people out of the room. At that moment the room doorbell opens, guy walks to the car to leave. Officer tells me to leave and he and another unit block him in and take th into custody. It is very likely I would have been robbed, maybe worse.

[D Foto]

So a few years back I see a new traveling girl from Boston on a popular and reputable S Florida escort service website. She was smoking hot, looked way TGTBT, but I knew the agency was legit so I booked her for an incall. She was at a nice little hotel near the beach, and when she opened the door she looked even better than her pics, I'm talking SI swimsuit quality. I go inside and in no time she' s all over me, it was going great, she had amazing skills, then all of a sudden the police start pounding on the door!

I open the door, and just then her crazy tranny friend comes running out of the bathroom, he must have been hiding behind the shower curtain and had called the cops.

I was scared shitless, afraid what they would tell the cops, figured I'd been set up, and what if they had drugs in the room?

The girl was cool, she said I picked her up on the beach, and that her friend was not mentally stable and she was letting him stay with her a couple days. Also said she called and told him to leave the room before she got back, but he-she didn't. A cop took me outside and questioned me a bit more. I told him I should have known better than to think a girl that hot was interested in me, but it must have been my charm because she never asked for money. He shook his head, said "Yeah, but I can see why you followed her here, it's a decent hotel, nice neighborhood, and like I said. I can see why you followed her here. Next time a hot babe hits on you, make sure YOU pick the hotel".

I called the agency, they sent a girl to MY hotel, she wasn't that hot. Never used them again.

[TomCat4871]

All my rules of thumb have always come from some random weird shit that happens.

So from now on I'm going to park away from a room where a little walk is required or on the opposite side of the building.

Well today I was completing a little daytime adventure in Argyle at a certain edifice with a red roof. I usually consider my daytime shin digs safer and I'm usually pretty relaxed about them. As I step out of the room and walk the 20 ft back to my truck some random dude without a shirt is calling out to me and he's holding a notepad in his hand.

DUDE: hey. , hey. , how was she man? How was she?

ME: what? I got to go man.

DUDE: how was she? Hey, man, I almost went and slashed your tires man.

ME: what are you asking? Got to go man (starting to get into my truck).

DUDE: (comes over and HOLDS the door!) Hey man I'm sure your wife loves you man, your wife loves you.

ME: got to go man, running late (I yank at the door to close it before this shit becomes an altercation, relieved when he released the door figuring I would have needed to ring his clock in broad daylight if he didn't).

Then I drive away thinking. DAFUQ WAS THAT ALL ABOUT! ? Was this shirtless redneck the self appointed hotel sheriff?. Did he just jot down my license plate. And is this a setup of some kind. And can an ordinary citizen look up a Florida plate that easily?

Drove home looking over my shoulder and did a few turns to make sure I wasn't being followed.

I texted the lady friend in the room if she knew him, she said no and that he pounded on her door after I left.

A little part of me wondered how "random" this was and if there was a little more conspiracy than on its face.

Anybody have anything remotely like that ever happen?

[TomCat4871]

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